[Star Trek: TNG] Random Picard Funnies

[givebeesachance]

1:30 Sharing needles is OK in the future

[DefLeppardVanHalen]

0:31 - How about Dr. Feelgood, Beverly?

[ugotpwnzored]

you lowered the volume on a long clip just before the Barclay one. Genius. Lol.

[Seritle]

I remember the first time I saw the episode at 3:30 where he makes the bureaucratic aliens wait after they just gave him crap the whole episode... I literally had to re-watch that very same part at least 30 times then.. and another 10 just now.. just because of how awesome, and hilarious, that scene is.

[TheMoriroxlol]

I love that skip XD Naked Now is my fav First season EP!

[MrCharles26]

lol u bastard I nearly crapped myself on that last scene!

[SpartanStig117]

motherfucker made me jump at the end haha

[Jermybug]

Wow. She didn't sterile the end of that needle before using it on Picard or herself. Some futuristic technology.

[PeachWookiee]

@Jermybug It's a hypospray. It automatically sterilizes things.

[Infornographer]

At around 2:33 I was thinking "wow they are letting this gag go on for really really long for a TV show" and then I realized I had paused it :) thanks for uploading

[jilliegirl1000]

Oh my god, Picard's face when he walked away at 1:38 HA!

[demoniosolitario]

I was Owned at the END!!.. lmao.

[mrtrin]

Doesn't the Dr. know better than to share needles?!!

[bassguitartrombone95]

Did Crusher invent the ultimate hangover cure?

[vortical911]

2:26 - 3:00 lmao

[epitaphwillgetyou]

0:40 "I'm tired of Crazy Train!"

[Blastaar7]

hahaha I like how data looks at picard before he turns away.

[vidwatcher31951]

LMAO!!! I wouldn't be able to sleep either... poor Picard :-D

[skytigress]

2:57 LOL. Creeper.

[Gazzar]

Geordi looks about 12 years old there

[Snowwie88]

Jesus, just inserting hypo's in multiple persons without thinking about sterilization or infectious diseases.

[jsadeghi1]

Picard is a sexy man.

[Dedokai32]

captain coca cabana to picard!!

[hallaogb]

"BEVUHLEE!"

bwahahaha

[jaws2003]

The end clip was the best!!! That was the episode where everyone was turning into animals. I wish there was a clip of picard in the turbo lift screaming. lol

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

That extra second Data spends looking at Picard at 2;51, it's as if Data is pissed off or being really creepy on purpose.

[SCRulerShinoda]

the last part is hillarious

I love that episode

[MrDampkring]

LOL What episode was this from?

[Antipopularization]

I wonder if you can get STDs from sharing hyposprays.

[racer927]

@Antipopularization Inprobable, the hypospray delivery of medicine involves compressed air, thus there is no contact to the blood stream.

[SCoPeY666]

@racer927 Why do you think 99% of hyposprays are administered to the neck. Nothing to do with the Carotid artery being there i suppose?

[weinmj]

LOL! data "I will not look in your deriction :D

[WilliamBrothers]

Freaken heck, I almost spit out my food at the end!

[TheSZZy]

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[Silencerof]

U SCARED MEEEE!!!! UUUUUU!!!!!!!

[kohrak123]

1:36-1:39 rape face detected

[GGDeimos]

Damn, I forgot about that last scene!!! Every time I watch the episode "Genesis" I always shriek like a little girl!!!

[GroteB]

Why does the first scene with Data remind me so much of Bert and Ernie? :D

[LovingScrubbies]

Wouldn't everybody love to have Data for a buddy?

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

Riker: Did you enjoy this video?

Me: You're damned right!

[sweeneydeppjr]

the ending is by far the best.. scared the living shit outta me XD

[vandalhiphop]

the ending was CLASSIC!!!!! LOL.

[lcyw20]

@vandalhiphop Barclay has his moments

[Ponce1390]

Kingcrimson wasn't lying when they said that Dr. Crusher is hot, those two clips totally made me rethink the way I view her!

[Rene09091971]

"OK, Beth..." and then his face!! Hilarious... one of hte b est, if not THE best, actor I ever saw.. He brought me Shakespeare so close..

[H31MU7]

@Rene09091971 Bev, but yeah, it was hilarious.

[YaoGuaiSlayer]

@Rene09091971 "Bev," actually.

[inquiry10]

I am making you clean this up

that ending christ

[misterphuck]

i cant belive you dont have picard drawing the smiley face on the frozen warp core breach that shit had me dying

[DawnHeart15]

What ep is at 1:10?

[fadsforwhatever]

@DawnHeart15 The Naked Now.

[Tounushi]

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!

[ethicks00]

@Tounushi

hmm he didn't put that in here. Although it was hardly funny. He was held prisoner in that ep :|

[sondano]

decades ago lightyears away...that sounds so poetic somehow

[Wired2X]

ROFLMAO @ 1:39 Picard's Face.

[tabletopphoto]

Naked now?

[RobLoach]

At 3:28, Picard shows how much of a pimp he is.

[io1011001]

I would like to see a scene where Anakin Skywalker walks up the palace with his troops on his back and his face hidden behind the robe and when he uncovers his face, it is Captain Picard!

But god damn at 1.40 Doc Crusher looks like a twin sister of Jim Morrisson, must be the state of intoxication that made her channel the Lizard King so well.

[sunnymars11]

are they sharing needles!!!

[misterphuck]

@sunnymars11 in the future theres no aids or hepititus

[andurilmat]

@sunnymars11 hyposprays don't use needles, they use compressed air to inject liquids in to a body, so their is no risk of contaminating the equipment, so sharing is fine

[Titaniacy]

Data staring at Picard when he tries to sleep gets me every time! His look when he turns away is priceless!

[Danato11]

what was the episode in the last clip. Were Picard wanted 3 weeks from some alien?

[weinmj]

lol what are you looking at? I will not look in your derction.

[IMWEARINFEET]

bev :)

[Lazor25]

@5:06

The reactions of Picard's officers. RIker and Worf looking amused, while Troi looks like she's got a gun pointed at her; she needs to loosen up.

[mushroomshrub]

I loved the whole thing with the shelliak, the ensigns of command is possibly my fav episode of TNG.

SPIDER REG!!!! priceless!

[phoenixflameangel13]

HAHAHAHHAHA the ending was pure GOLD.

[Hawkeman67]

I agree on the comment about crusher, still nicely done

[njddonners22]

Ha, Data is so creepy while he is staring at Picard...

[ROTJ24]

ROFL, I almost spit out my drink at the end of this. Damn man!

[RaynorX]

lol I would have loved to have been on set for the episode @ 0:15, I bet everyone was cracking up

[SanitySlayer4137]

What episode was it where Picard goes on the 'Hill' program to relax in his office,only to have someone come in and threaten him, then he pauses over and over to fix this,

I watched it ages ago but I can't find that 1 clip anywhere

[RaynorX]

I can't remember either, but it's the one where Picard has to greet this one race in their language and one slip-up would ruin negotiations with them.

[JoeyR]

i lol'd at the end. scared the heck out of me.

[lem0n2lime]

Ooohh..on time line :28 I love the way Beverley was swinging her butt. I'd love to get behind that!

[minetruly]

Their faces in 1:37 = SUPER WIN

[sandileigh87]

yes..Data is a scary bastard sometimes

[ironspoon]

i love the creepy way data turns away from Picard while ot starring at him. lol

[73Stargazer]

@ironspoon It's so UNNERVING! lol Data is so awkward, haha.

[kingcrimson234]

my god dr. crusher is so hot. much sexier than troi. gates mcfadden still looks good and she could practically be my grandmother.

[TheEggyThing]

@kingcrimson234: Disturbing thought, isn't it?

[mithol]

Being a girl, I'm much more inclined to find Captain Picard sexy, but I have got such a girl crush on Dr Crusher. She's damn sexy too.

[pfiberoptik]

@mithol

Daaaamn.

Stap it on girl and head to the holodeck.

[NecroVMX]

@kingcrimson234 they're both hot, it's just they made Sirtis have that ridiculous hair-do. She looked much better in the films.

[mywootgarden]

@kingcrimson234

you compliment is nice. your commentary was very disturbing.

[MaximusRelaximus]

@kingcrimson234 Couldn't disagree more. Troi is much sexier. Beverly never did anything for me. Clearly I'm in the minority.

[justsmackme]

@MaximusRelaximus Yeah, but I agree with you anyway :)

[Erdrickgr]

@kingcrimson234 you on drugs, son?

[TheBarrelBanger]

@kingcrimson234 I disagree, Troi is much sexier.

[JonnyInfinite]

0:30 - i'd bend her over phwooarrr

[twosocks1976]

The seen at 4:20 is definitely in my list of top 10 favorite Piccard moments ever!  I love it!

[DavidELD]

The face he makes at 1:38 is priceless.

[Danny77uk]

"But you're looking at ME!!!"

Haha love that scene.

[beerkat88]

"was i making noise,sir?"

[valithor2]

"You Enjoyed That." "You're Damn Right!"' XD!

[OceanbornAngel]

What episode does this come from?

[ZapBrannigan55]

@OceanbornAngel These are from "The Naked Now", season one. "Unification" part 1, season 5. "The Ensigns of Command", season 3. and the last little one is from "Genesis", season 7. I'm not sure if anyone else commented this but oh well

[jmblood]

3:30 on is definitely my favorite picard moment...

[Blackadder125]

Picard is so awesome.

[737SYLAR737]

yeah, he is

[CaptJackHartness]

1:20 coffee of the 24th century

[doom8893]

the end scared the shit out of me

[737SYLAR737]

Scared the shit out of me, too!

[Terrakinetic]

Thanks for the warning. It didn't scare me, lol.

[leoma1985]

dude, the end freakin scared the crap outta me!! ROFL

[darkdj08]

oh come off it its only Lt Regonald Barkley as an Arachnid

[ChristEternity]

@leoma1985 - Can never beat Spider Barkley tapping at the window!!! :-P

[csgrambauer]

@leoma1985 LOL. Same here. Wasn't expcecting it at all.

[HDcamel]

Lol at picard skipping.

[cooluke]

I was so confussed at that

[737SYLAR737]

LOL i saw the movie that had picard dancing in the first scene in it, and i burst out laughing. HILARIOUS!!!

[Trekkie1450]

Yes, Star Trek Insurrection.

[737SYLAR737]

OMG LMAO Picard dancing? DISTURBING!

[Incantationem]

Hahha! Good ending!

[AlyssaRosey]

Cant help but wanting Data to watch me when i go sleep!

[horsthorstmann666]

which episode is at about 3:50 ?

pls use direct response. thank you!

[AriesTRam]

Horsthorstman666: The ep where Picard makes the Sheliak wait before responding is called The Ensigns of Command. From the third season, I think.

[horsthorstmann666]

Thank you :)

[RyJ]

The scene between Data and Picard, as Picard is attempting to sleep is brilliant....

Data: "I am sorry if I was disturbing you, sir. I will not look in your direction..."

*Data turns...yet continues to stare at Picard*

[Coraxuss]

Bev's hot ass shaking = many boners!

Makes me wanna wear it as a hat!

[737SYLAR737]

ur messed up

[Malicorian]

i think picard iked beverley

[737SYLAR737]

me too. i think he even kissed her a couple of times. they make a good couple, don't you think?

[737SYLAR737]

actually, they end up married. Not the first couple you'd think of, is it?

[Malicorian]

lol!

[kakashigaararulez]

never mind i got it

[kakashigaararulez]

are they suppost to be drunk in the second one? I have not seen that episode yet and i am so lost. Plz help?

[iwona1974]

No, I don't remember the details after so many years, but there was some sort of toxin they got on a ship they were trying to rescue. The toxin had a similar effect on brain as alcohol.

[TheHorselover121]

i love the last part first it scars me then i laugh

[vashx22]

omg hahah that last second.. well.... I'm not constipated anymore haha..

[edinayc]

"I am not looking at anything, Sir"

[livepower34325]

The scene with Data cracked me up xD

[aggradef]

ass ass 10 20

[actionjacktionv1]

omfg that last part scared the shit out of me...

but then i lold

[Rellikillet]

The last 3 secs scared the shit out of me

Thanks ive havent been scared in a long time

[Venom5669]

what episodes are these clips from because i think they are really funny!

[gavinovz]

"You enjoyed that."

"You're damn right."

[Grykus7]

Riker was trying so hard not to burst out laughing.

[MultiAfan]

Very funny video.

[wadyano]

why is the couselor on the rbidge? and why do star trek women always wear skintight jumpsuits? (troi, kes, 7 of nine)

[TheWanderingAngel]

I imagine the producers thought it would help with the ratings.

[Vandic360]

Crusher wears a standard uniform and so does Troi season 6+. 7 0f 9 and Tpol were t&a to help you forget how bad their shows were.

Also, Troi was on the bridge to help Picard with alien encounters...what with being a quasi mind reader and all.

[ZapBrannigan55]

@Vandic360 Voyager is not bad at all. I am a TNG fan first and formost but Voyager is the second best Trek series IMO.

[iloveit4ever]

tru dat yo

[Choefoe]

The counseloris always on the bridge. To counsol;} and the man wear catsuits too ;}

[donniedarko66699]

Do you not like it when women wear revealing outfits? and counselor Troy is always on the bridge you fool.

[wadyano]

i think its innapropriate for a uniform. it's not a disco after all. i know she's always on the bridge, i just wondered why they need a shrink on the bridge.

[donniedarko66699]

Well there are two reasons why they would have her on the bridge, one is because women would complain no females are on the bridge, second she looks good.

[Amyas80s]

advising and she can read emotions

[wadyano]

LOLOLOL. Picard can boogie

[squirrelygirl816]

there was a picard moment when time is frozen in one episode and he draws a smiley face in the gas of the core breach or something hahahaha

[bcmrcool]

crazy ass geordi

[chriscumbag]

I think 0:20 to 0:35 is kinda the reason why I had a bit of a crush on Crusher... and later, all redheads.

[xeractus]

That bit at the end scared the shit out of me XD

[sweYoda]

5:14

[Imacuser223]

4:43

LOL

[NotaFro]

Does anyone know which episode the first clip is from?

[SoulReaperRukia]

It's a movie, Insurrection. :3

[NotaFro]

Thanks. I'm sure I've seen that before, don't remember the dance though - must watch it again!

[NotaFro]

Is anyone else seeing this page upside down?

[mspencer02]

Well then...

On behalf of the YouTube MegaCorp:

April Fools.

[NotaFro]

Thanks.

I have to admit: I was quite slow on the uptake there. Realised after I shut my computer down.

[danininjawarrior]

Ahhhh! That scared me!!!

XD Turning down the volume then suddenly scaring me at the last clip, meeeean! LOL

[Justafan1107]

I simply adore his little skip in 'The Naked Now'

[NotaFro]

Yeah, and the look he gives at 1:38 makes me smile

[romanianpizza]

lol he like jumps at 0:12

[10aaa10]

"I'm not looking at anything sir." XDDDD

[cockroachafro]

0:15 classic moment! Brave character choice and only the second episode.

[username1105]

I don't see how "'organising'"is related to sex or rape.You misspelled organizing by the way.

[shortyzan]

Only if Hazylynx is american, in the UK we use "s" instead of "z" in most cases.

[username1105]

oh come on! Rape? only a sex crazed maniac would see that as rape.

[kmg4]

Rape? Why? Are you nuts?

[indyjones0098]

he probley does own star trek! i do!

[tekken000]

2:07" What you doing?" LOL. Picard kicks Kirks ass!

[AussieLek]

you gave me good laugh thank you!

Quick question, what episode is the one where everyone looks like their on drugs? it is the second clip of this.

[dammitfrakes]

it's in the first season, i know... i forget what it's called.

[AussieLek]

thanks, that helps alot more than you may think. I am going to watch all of TNG from the first episode now!