Daniel Tosh at The Ohio State University

[Bmoney15A]

You might wanna take back the calculator you used to film that with......

[scottj19x89]

OSU fuckin blows.... Go Blue

[Prymer55]

@scottj19x89 cough cough... last 6 years.... cough cough

[matthewscihak]

Hey keep sports talk fucking out of this. He's Daniel tosh. He's the bomb

[facebookadict123]

IMA BALLER ON A BUDGET BITCH!!!

[Fu50popo]

ohio state actually paid him for this gig by giving him a free tattoo



[MrQueenski]

Im sick of people comparing Daniel Tosh and God I mean he is good but he isn't Daniel Tosh (:

[xcode394]

dude i go to osu right now and i wish he can come again

[xWh1t3Dyn4m1t3x]

haha my cousin was probably at this

[darklight385]

im a baller on a budget bitch..

[theonlysarahbeara]

Hey! My mom graduated there......

[notyourgirl0310]

@HughJargon the name of the school IS 'THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY' moron...

[ZombieKiller87360]

@rastaman24211 lol hey, if I don't support my own collage then I'm pretty sure I'm a asshole lol

[JacobannoG]

Tosh

[ZombieKiller87360]

Osu will fuckin destory ur shitty little SEC

[jigyoda]

@ZombieKiller87360 nope

[PvtWang]

@ZombieKiller87360 yeah..rarely

[oak77bra]

@ZombieKiller87360 except flordia and lsu

[rastaman24211]

@ZombieKiller87360 yeah OSU sure destroyed kentucky during march madness......cant even beat the SEC at basketball

[DevourUm42]

@rastaman24211 FUCK THE SEC! The Buckeyes are this shit! Ostate runs shit in multiple sports year in and year out the sec overdrafts and has more worthless students than any other confrence, followed closely by the acc so fuck off!

[rastaman24211]

@DevourUm42 whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night

[michaelsean09]

BOILER UP

[AUWDE5704]

OSU is the SEC's bitch!

[vikesalldayap]

@AUWDE5704 in the ben ten dumbass

[hendyhawk8675309]

@vikesalldayap speaking of dumbasses, its big ten dipshit.

[BoreyKelew1992]

The only comedian that doesnt repeat jokes is Louis C.K. after his specials/tours, he throws away his last bit in the trash and rewrites a new one.

[S3ANMOORE]

ha sarcasm you funny man you

[cambam619]

Fuck you, look out for my dragon.

[BluebirdT12]

A video taken with your cameraphone from the back of the audience is not worth uploading.

[HughJargon]

I'm glad this is titled "THE" ohio state university, otherwise i would have no idea which Ohio state university you were talking about.

[saagar1105]

@HughJargon amen. they have to add legitimacy to the subpar school somehow...

[stopbeingap]

@HughJargon most people dont realize this, but the name of the school is actually The Ohio State University, its not Ohio State University im glad people get pissed off just because of the "The"

[WallBush]

@HughJargon thats what it's called dumbshit

en wikipedia org/wiki/Ohio_State_University­

[facebookadict123]

@HughJargon haha so true

[italiangrl4eva]

funniest man alive. (not dane cook!)

[superyawnz]

with enthusiasm you f*cknuckle! thats a dollar i want my experience

[norcalryan3]

I'm a baller on a budget bitch

[cabot2jville2010]

GOD ive heard all of these jokes before yet they're so fucking funny how he says them... i can't wait to see him live

[amixer24]

i hate christians

[girltant]

he did the same thing word for word on effinfunny

[dannyboy785]

@girltant no shit, that's what he does. that was his material a few years ago so everywhere he performed he did the same jokes.

[TheVaultingFig]

way too much laughing. Crowd, shut the fck up : )

[bigdan7489]

@TheVaultingFig yea for sure he could be up there makin fart noises and monkey screams the whole show and that audience would laugh at all of that shit!

[daccord1]

lol

"it's weird how your 'ohhhhs' sounding like judging"

that's great xD

[masterjake75]

Isn't it "A ohio state university?"

[Redsparrowe123]

People who argue their religious views on youtube are amusing. Who are you really trying to convince? Some stranger, or yourself...

Oh no, did I just BLOW YOUR MIND>!>

[amixer24]

@Redsparrowe123 take a dump on my chest

[rastafarianbehr]

@Redsparrowe123 nicely put

[Killurmotherrape]

at least its not detroit.

[mremoh313]

@Killurmotherrape have u been 2 detroit

[jtm0922]

this is hilarious,i like people who aren't afraid to say something just because somebody else might think different or not like what they say

[Diefordeathnote]

OU FTW OSU EAT A DCK

[JIHADJESSE]

the crowd laughs every 4 words. its comical. haha.

[SuperDC45]

he deliverd the febreez the homless joke waaay better in this vid, hillarious

[PoliticalLee]

I'm a baller on a budget bitch! lol

[BlazedRay]

hell yeah look how many haters i have posting under me woop woop

[BlazedRay]

ohio IS FUCKIN AWESOME '

ut tosh blows...he does the same jokes every show...horrible

[iiHenrii]

all comics do that but only 1 version of the routine gets air'd.

[ExxonPirate]

So you've only watched one show then? I've only heard the febreeze routine twice, out of the dozen shows I've seen.

[douglifelsh]

Hey, douche. Comedians don't come up with material every second of every day. They tour and promote what material they have. Just liike musicians.

Lets see you come up with 2 hours of funny material. Douche.

[BlazedRay]

lmao YOUR SO SENSITIVE stop with the emo u queer...i am talking only about danial tosh and he's one of my fav comedians i was just saying he does the same skits at each show...dumbass

[douglifelsh]

Really? "Blazed Ray"? Nice face paint. Go back to your ICP cds and leave real life to us. Again, if you had read my response, you'd know that you're probably watching shows of his that are from the same time period. A period where he was working on certain material. THE SAME MATERIAL. You're an even bigger moron than I thought, Good luck finding someone to help you read this.

[BlazedRay]

lmao the only thing u can do is attack my holloween costume your a fuckin lame

and if u have to feel special by leaving comments about people u will never know then feel free u fuckin moron

[douglifelsh]

I will. And you're still a douchebag.

[BlazedRay]

all u got is douchebag u sound like my little sister...have fun with your fagget ass friends on your shitty ass tourbus loser

[douglifelsh]

Shitty ass tourbus? "Fagget" friends?

First of all, no tourbus is shitty. Its a fucking TOURBUS. You don't have one.

Second of all. Learn to spell. I've grown tired and bored of talking to you.

[BlazedRay]

u are simply fail...

[BlazedRay]

douglifeish your tour bus looked like somthing i would pay 100$ to wreck into a brick wall

[douglifelsh]

What emo? What the fuckare you babbling about?

[Nershmee]

ohio is a terrible state, exemplified by douglifelsh. what an ignorant emo fag get a life dude ohio sucks, osu sports is all band wagon, and yes sir im sure there's a lot "to do" but there is really nothing to do who says i would like to go to college in ohio, pretty much only people from ohio who havn't been outside the state. sad

[douglifelsh]

I've been a Cincy fan since 1985, dildo. And where are you all getting this emo shit from? I hate emo. I'm not even from Ohio. I'm from PA.

If I don't get some feedback from someone intelligent soon, I'm going to scream.

[jshock19]

if your looking for intelligent feedback, the internet is the wrong place...

[MErickson11]

@BlazedRay: every comedian does the same jokes until their next special comes out. Just like bands. They play the same songs until they put out a new cd.

[BlazedRay]

lmao that was over a month ago get over it

and thanx but next time keep it to yourself

[MErickson11]

@BlazedRay: i just saw it now so whatever. Its not like i saw this vid last month and just wanted to pick a fight.

[BlazedRay]

cool srry

[GaryNull]

@MErickson11  A guitar player plays his same licks for decades and decades. They do what works.

[vogez7]

@MErickson11 True... a lot of places dont like them doing new material when they come to their venue because they want jokes that are proven to get the laughs. Cant blame em

[ilove2gethead]

wtf Nershmee?

whats wrong with ohio state?

theres a lot more to do here then on most college campus's

[iiHenrii]

@ilove2gethead

i <3 ur name

[Nershmee]

who gives a shit about ohio state? college in ohio? oh yea sign me up that sounds great! theres so much to do there....

[shortnsweet288]

Daniel Tosh is awesome!!!

[maddcatone]

haha tosh is the funniest fuck of all time!

[SCxTrojan1]

fuck ohio

[BrettGTelV]

man i hope he is not!!!!!! really a republican

[ccranton1]

Fuck you! Look out for my dragon

[stevepacieroispro]

i love how you had to put The Ohio State...loser

[xxlpulselxx]

Its called The Ohio State University. Google it.

[iceman120789]

then don't call it OSU, call it TOSU. oh wait, that looks retarded doesn't it? glad you see what everybody else does

[xxlpulselxx]

do you call a refrigerator a refridge? no. its a fridge. next question.

[iceman120789]

True. But in terms of parts of speech, the word the in this situation should only be used for specification. i.e. My house is THE red one on the corner. or The college I attend is THE Ohio State University. But, since there is only one Ohio State University, the "THE" before it is redundant and therefore it should be omitted. William Zinsser explains it in his book, "On Writing Well"

[xxlpulselxx]

it has to do with oklahoma state university claiming they are THE OSU.

[iceman120789]

I'm unfamiliar with anybody from oklahoma state ever saying that. Especially my two friends from high school who went there. Never heard it about Oregon State either. Only from buckeyes

[xxlpulselxx]

that's cause it took place almost 80 years ago.

[justcaz9971]

i love THE Ohio State :)

[n0nameftw]

"I'm a baller on a budget, bitch!"

[RealBigPair]

people against the death penalty always say "well what if u put to death an innocent man"?..."and to that i say good....it's worked out in the past"..."am i right christians? john 3:16....

[markisballinx4]

wait so are you christian or making fun of christians? just wondering

[form24us]

christians make fun of themselves. a snake told you to eat the apple? i didn't know snakes could talk. the ark had 1 of each kind of animal on it? how big is this fucking boat? need i say more?

[jackienicole1615]

The ark had two of each kind of animal...

good try though.

and ohmygod.

the snake was ...never mind

go read a bible

[form24us]

sorry but if i want to read a make believe book harry potter will do. religion is nothing more than the worlds most widely accepted superstition!!

[GEES44DC]

@form24us Actually it had one pair of every unclean animal and 7 pairs of every clean animal.

[GEES44DC]

@form24us It was a big boat man. Read Genesis to see the dimensions

[form24us]

@GEES44DC no thanks. it's too unbelieveable to bother with.

[GEES44DC]

@form24us It was somewhere around 3 football fields long.

[form24us]

@GEES44DC and held one pair of every unclean animal and 7 pairs of the clean ones? yeah, ok. you're just helping me prove my point that it's complete bullshit by your responses. with the hundereds of thousands of animals there are in the world.

[GEES44DC]

@form24us You are limiting your mind to the capability of what us as humans can comprehend. When a divine being is at work the limitations are limitless and our minds cannot comprehend the greatness and awesomeness that can be accomplished.

[Stubbyjuan]

@GEES44DC ok yeah but "a divine being" didn't make the boat... Noah did (presumably), sure I'll grant you under the guidance of said divinity but still it was the work of Noah

[CAdude117]

@Stubbyjuan how did noah get kangaroos on the boat? because i'm pretty sure australia is seperated by a large body of water called an ocean from the middle east.

[UofMwolverines4]

i agree with hotchili

[Hotchili314]

Go BLUE!!!

[TtitansWrath]

Ship that page that part is hard to follow lets skip to the boat and the animals. I didn't want to be one of those annoying jackases that quotes everything but that is awesome. Just turn the other cheek christians

[konoha933]

wait, what? i dont understand your syntax errors.

[TtitansWrath]

Yes. So? My old computer had a shitty key board and I was in a hurry that is a dumb reason to respond to an old post sorry I was in an hurry I apologize grammar police.

[Originalname234]

Grammar police. Haha. Good one.

BTW Tosh very funny. I want tickets to see his new skit soooo very bad.

[codyjdick]

at 6:30: sororities are a lot like brothels without the dignity..."we do a lot of good! we had a car wash for herpes!"

This show was so good. He came out acting really high and adjusted the chair for like 5 minutes.

[Wityczak3]

What does he say about sororities? its hard to hear

[jimcarrey363]

LOL, hilarious !!!

Also, someone who's also from the area, help me out here....

O H !!

[helloxjed]

I-O!

[ZakusDog]

Your a little late

[Nershmee]

gay

[douglifelsh]

Not as gay as you.

[muckfichigan1231]

im a little late, but ill I-O that

[jktwins19]

"THE" lol yea fucking right

[Dwaner]

Hey I was born and raised in Iowa and think the Tosh is fuckin hilarious. I will be enjoying our beautiful winters skiing and snowmobiling, our summers at the pool, and our fall with baseball and our fresh air. Enjoy your traffic jams and smog but pirates. HA doesn't feel so good to be lumped in with a stereotype. I'm an atheist by the way :-)

[bballfreakmark1]

no in florida

[scribblesnacker]

skiing? you don't have mountains fool

[mozart20dlubos]

How many people are from ohio state university ?

[thornrob]

i am!

[mozart20dlubos]

Well hello there buckaroo

[notyou2188]

I was at that show. Funniest 2 and a half hours of my life.

[crazyindian8]

Tosh is really funny. I luv how he just skips the segways and just tells completely unrelated jokes.

[thewererabbit]

thanks for posting dude.

[rghtwngmtlhed]

as a hardcore rightwinger, i do thing Daniel is funny. however he is very wrong on conservatives. i don't find him that disturbing. he's using bullshit and ignorance to make a buck. that's free speech at it's best. do i agree with his liberal/socialist/communist views when it comes to politics?...naaaah...not even close. however, the cool thing is he is in a country where he can do that. i hope he realizes that.

[socialdisease77]

wow... your sense of humour died a long time ago didnt it. lighten up

[walkinginwheelchair]

you must be from the middle of the country

[PanicAtTheDiscoSucks]

Awe, you must be one of the poor God loving conservatives, instead of one of the rich, tax cut loving conservatives. This comedy isn't for you. Enjoy Iowa. I hear it's nice for a couple weeks there in August. The rest of us will be on the beach in Newport.

[PanicAtTheDiscoSucks]

That was directed toward rghtwngmtlhed btw.

[form24us]

@rghtwngmtlhed it's funny how anyone who doesn't agree with you people is suddenly not just one but all liberalist/communist/socialist­. you've confused socialism and communism with YOU LOSING AN ELECTION AND YOUR VOICE BEING THE ONE THAT GETS REPRESENTED. you did it to yourselves by having that dumb fuck bush in office. i don't care how bad obama is to you, he's a step up from the retard.

[yadadawhat]

im a baller on a budget bitch

[kevronson]

I love tosh

[shelby21891]

<3 thank you for uploading!

[vaarsuviusprime]

fresh material from daniel? awesome!

[brockulese]

Who ya textin there? hahaha