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  • Thank you for upload.

  • Never took notice of how odd looking they are...

  • This was cute

  • lol i love how he looks like hes fixing to attack hard core and then all you hear is a small "thud" lol

  • It's clearly just playing....

  • aha ha ha ha, and at the same time shitting in they pants...aha ha ha ha..

  • 1:01 to 1:03 his horn hit the tire of the bus :O

  • The psycho are the people on the tour bus laughing at the rhino.

  • hahahaha

  • that was a GAY RHINO.

  • its all fun and games until he kills you

  • very territorial.. repeat after me... VERY TERRITORIAL. respect!

  • I have seen African videos of predators attacking EVERY large herbivor.

    Elephants, hippo's, giraffe, buffalo etc.

    The one animal I have not seen attacks on is a Rhino... They are bad ass.

  • what a bad ass creature.

  • rhinu, u mad bro?

  • so funny, u think its gonna push the car away and make every one scream, what a cute rhino <33

  • +100 vehicle disabled

  • Why is he angry?

  • I wouldn't be laughing....

  • dont fuck with rhinos

  • LOL

  • It's like it knew how to disable the bus.

  • sounds more like a diesel truck lol

  • THEY SHOULD HAVE KILLED IT FOR ATTACKING THE BUS THATS THE MORAL THING TO DO

  • he was so gentle, he culd kill everyone there

  • is that a free land?

  • lol is that a free land or somthing couse mostly rhinos are in the zoo ?

  • a culooos xD

  • silly humans laughing, then their bus breaks down in lion infested territory and their bus door opens and cant be shut, then see them all laugh....

  • Is that a unicorn?

  • lol, the people who live there prolly think you guys are stupid. that thing could have tipped your bus and gorged any number of civilians brutally. yeah? LOL@thelittlegirl though

  • rhino is stalking like a cat ;D

  • I've been to that zoo! When we went on the Safari tour bus the rhinos just lazed around. XD

  • I would be scared shit, not laughing

  • i would be laughing with a giant rhino getting ready to flip to bus...silly Australians.

  • These people should stay in their ghettos in the cities instead.

  • if it weren't for guns and cars

  • *Sees reflection in hubcap* "That sonovabitch... he's back! D>:<"

  • what a dumb ass Rhino

  • Proves animals have no intelligence

  • well now we know he only approves of michelline tires

  • That rhinoceros just owned you, lmao.

  • thier so fucking ugly. Oh my god.

  • @ilovenykel Your mother is fucking ugly.

  • Wow that really was one ferocious attack :O

  • I have seen a Rhino getting transported in a metal box in TV. When they arrived the metal box was full of holes!

  • rhynoceros vs hipopotamo who would fcking win ?

  • @Nelieciamasis Not your dictionary, that's for sure...

  • @dbuck67 lol one off the funniest comments on youtube forsure

  • @dbuck67 - hahah awesome reply

  • @dbuck67 LMFAO

  • @Nelieciamasis

    Rhinoceros is spelled correctly in the title of the damn video, and you STILL misspelled it. You're either really dumb, or a great troll.

  • @Nelieciamasis My penis....

  • @Nelieciamasis hippo has a huge mouth and will immediately go for the bite. But if the rhino's horn is big and sharp then there'll be a big damage for the hippo. Its a draw.

  • @Nelieciamasis rhino of course

  • @Nelieciamasis winnar would have to face the crocogator :D

  • love how they all keep stating the obvious

  • so funny hahahaha :)

  • i bet he couldve flipped that wimpy little buss over.then those dum british punks wouldnt be luaghing

  • @1215beastman they're not british. it is you who is dumb.

  • hit him on the head with a baseball bat and he won't do that again :)

  • That rhino isn't psychotic you pretentious dolts.

  • It would be funnier if one of the tourists fell off the bus.

  • Throw another 'un on the barbie!

  • The rhino got tired of the kids whining too!

  • Idiots

  • Pretentious people

  • What do people expect to happen when you get too close?

  • u guys r so mean to that poor animal

  • @selvalerie101343 Shut the fuck up.

  • psychotic? Pretty sure its natural for them to do that dude.

  • Lolthey laughing tell it flips the bus

  • dont mess with the bus!

  • these animals are very territorial! so lets get as close as we can to it with a loud bus...

  • That was hardly an attack. An attacking rhino will run and charge with extreme speed and can do some serious damage. This rhino here was just "playing"

  • @felicity12100 It could have been just giving a "friendly warning" as well, at least with how territorial these animals are.

  • poke a stick at it ...itll go away... hahahaha that would be a nice time to have a bull african elephant thats your buddy around.

  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW that was not evan attacking 

  • I killed a rhinoceros once. But it was only out of self defence.  It was either me or him. I also made love to a dolphin through it's blowhole, but that's another story.

  • Well if your nose itched how would you do it without hands!!?

  • ooh man such a beautiful animal they were so gorgeous = ] i wish to see one before humanity wipes them out =/

  • If this rhino is in a zoo or something like that, il would try the same thing that he did...

  • rhinos are my fav animals

  • "here he comes" and then they all died

  • How to traumatize your child:

    Kid: "Daddy, I'm scared, whaaaaaa"

    Father: "Shooosh, be quiet....or the rhino is gunna getcha!!"

  • @ScottSherry93

    Lmao..

    I'm pretty sure they're laughing because it's hilarious.

    Who gives a shit if it stabs the tire? Oh freaking well xD

  • hahahahaha were all going to die ahahahahaha

  • oh yeah he wanted to kill you! :)

  • The bull probably attacked because the kid kept whining in the beginning......lol

  • -ahahahha hes attacking the bus

    -yes daddy and we are going to die!!

    -hahahahaha yeah!!!! ahahahahahha!!!

  • @zacanema hilarious! i thought the same!

  • what a lame video

  • rhino: IMA POP YO TIRE BITCH!

    dumbass tourists: hahahaha

    -5 minutes later-

    rhino: I ate all dem nigguz and im full dawg, i gotta shit..

  • i would not be laughing I would be shitting bricks

  • id like to see them laffing outside of the bus

  • stupid people laughing at the rino!

  • let the kids go play with it it wnt hurt them go on go pet it........

  • Awww Nice rhinoceros! I want one to cuddle with :D

  • I waited for one minute for 2 POKES on the tire?!?

  • i think he saw himself in the windows and then he was angry at himself!?

  • The rhino, proving even some herbivores can be bad-ass.

  • just goes to show you australians are retarted. lol laughing when its stabbing their tire with its horn.

  • @ScottSherry93 I think you'll find the word you're after is retarded, you muppet!

  • @dbuck67

    Glad Rhino's aren't as aggressive as hippos, they usually don't stop till they drive anyone invading their territory out!

  • @dbuck67 I think u r a English grammar teacher??

  • @mzahmed95 ...it would be AN English grammar teacher, but no, just intolerant of ignorant trolls.

  • @dbuck67

    Don't judge all Americans based on these idiots. Some of us are still pretty intelligent.

  • @dbuck67 wow 2 top comments XD

  • @ScottSherry93

    How about you finish high school and stop being illiterate. Also next time keep your witty comments to yourself about other nations, trust me you only embarrass us, rather than prove a point.

  • @ScottSherry93 and we're waking up to the lies of Americans and their fake wars and manipulation all around. RETARD.

  • @ScottSherry93 Just goes to show that some people don't live in constant fear.

  • @ScottSherry93 Oh so because they were laughing in a situation where they weren't in any real danger they and all other australians are retarded. Even if it is a joke dude, don't be ignorant :|

    And yes, they weren't in any danger, the situation was in control. The tour bus driver was already driving away and the worst that would've happened is it would've popped their tires. Normally I don't care about this stuff but come on man, you dont have to say all australians are retarded >_>

  • @ScottSherry93

    haha fail

  • @ScottSherry93 u gotta be an ignorant yank with that attitude......its dense human specimens like yourself who give the rest a bad name........

  • @ScottSherry93 damn u spelled "retarted" wrong, look "stoopid" now huh? next time easy on the name calling

  • @ScottSherry93 I'm fairly certain EVERYONE would be laughing at that, 'retard'.

  • @ScottSherry93 At least Australian's can spell the word 'retarded' properly. You retard.

  • @ScottSherry93 id laugh too, looks like a tour to me, personal property damage is only funny when its not yours.

    so, its funny.

  • @ScottSherry93 Not every asutralians are. Not everyone was laughing on the bus. -_-

  • @ScottSherry93 I think you shouldn't say "australians are retarded" just by listening and watching this video but you probably know it. Plus, who tells you he didn't laugh in order to calm people down (including the children) because a rhinoceros attacking a bus could be scary for some people but not for you apprently...

  • @ScottSherry93 "retarted"???? LMFAO!!

  • @ScottSherry93 coz its fucking hilarious. its not like its killing someone you fucking turd monster. and the children are mostly laughing. god, go fuck yourself you dumb cunt.

  • Did you see the size of his penis o.O that thing is huge!!!

  • @good job bad job

    You idiot it's a rhino not a bull

  • @D4vid100000 bull means male as well m8, thou i dout it is a bull, its not that big, it could be young male

  • @D4vid100000

    A male rhino is called a bull. Just like a male whale, a male elephant, a male alligator etc. Even a male dolphin is called a bull :). A bull is an intact (i.e., not castrated) adult male of the species. Now be a good kid and apologize to the guy you called an idiot...

  • those stupid kids got on his nerves, get the hell out of here go get ice cream and leave me alone.

  • I love white people !

  • he probably saw his reflection and thought it was another bull.

  • yea u were laughing then but i wulda laughed if he came charging at the bus full speed and knocked the whole thing over

  • >:( i don't like this video

  • "Okay, you've looked at me long enough--off you go to see the giraffes!"

  • POOR RHINO! they all laughed at him!

    rhino-"ill show u how manly i am. ARRRRG"

    ppl-"lololol"

    rhino -"aw :("

  • @Rachulie POOR RHINO! they all laughed at him!

    rhino-"ill show u how manly i am. ARRRRG"

    ppl-"lololol"

    rhino -"aw :("

    

  • @Rachulie haha poor rhino :(

  • wow that rhinoceros really went all out on the bus didnt he! Its amazing the people on board are still alive!!!

  • that was a savage and brutal attack , my heart goes out to the families

  • I love how at the end he's like 'Yeah, come back next time without your vehicle!'

  • Little know fact...Rhinoceroses are just white trash unicorns.

  • he wanted to pop the tire

  • Rhino's mind:

    "Yeah... laugh still while you can, imma slap yo shit."

    *Breaking news* A Rhino exploded tour bus with a critical hit on the gasoline tank, over 40 dead and 3 found with deadly injuries.

  • Front tire's pressure is good. Now the back :D

    

  • My God, that thing is absolutely MAD! Imagine the tiny scrapes he inflicted upon the hubcap of that bus! Do you have ANY IDEA how annoying those are going to be to buff out of the chrome?!?!?!???!?! We have a killer on the lose in Africa. And his name is rhinoceros. God help us all.

  • You don`t get it guys that rhino is only having a look at the pressure of the front wheel hahahahaha.

  • Now you laugh.... let's see when he goes mad and tipp you over, you won't be laughing...

  • @BewareofYou13 tip a bus over? I think the bus a bit of a weight advantage....

  • Hardly an attack, and hardly psychotic. The rhino is just doing his part in fighting carbon emissions...

  • HAHAHAHHA

  • i dont know hwy ppl think rhinos r blind and dumb, this is 3 rd video where ive seen a rhino trying to puncture a tyre, it knows wat a tyre is and could see it

  • STOP LAUGHING AT MEE!!

  • DAMN!!

  • i love how dey have a jolly gud time watchin the rhino fail at life LMAO

  • "get that bussy the hell out of my yard..!"

  • no.. is that.. no... it cant be.. why is there shit all over the ground?

  • I love rhinos, but yikes, I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley!

  • Looked like he was just playing?

  • he is s like.......let me in God damn it i have a ticket lol

  • more like ahahah when the bus flips over

  • why are they laughing? this is so sad for that rhyno. it used to be feared now they are laughing at it

  • the rhinos like " oh you got an armadillo stuck in your wheel well. let me get it".

  • Savage sick rhino that one, brutally slaughtered everyone in the scene

  • Smart Rhino, looked like he was aiming for the tire.

  • maybe he doesnt like that damn exhausts smell and noise while he eats...

  • Awww poor little guy. Animals belong in the wild and left  alone!

  • @meags9 so your saying little kids should be able to see exotic animals in real life,cause not everybody can afford to go to afirca,and its nice to have a alittle africa right around the corner

  • @cpms5151 No why do our kids need to be able to see those animals in reality at all? For their amusement? Leave them the fck alone! Tv delivers knowledge and pictures about every animal you want.

  • @cpms5151 What do you mean its nice they arent on the planet for your entertainment. Just visit the youtube user

    elephantsanctuarytn

  • @meags9 he's not exactly little

  • The rhino is kinda cute when he rush to the bas ^^

  • what a bunch of idiots, rhinos are sensitive animals!!!

  • @Piatnitskysaurus yeah they're really sensitive. they've got skin as hard as concrete and a horn that could stab right through you with one strike but yeah theyre REALLY sensitive

  • I'd be willing to call it a dinosaur

  • @12345JJBB - well you'd be wrong. ;)

  • @12345JJBB it's a uniceratops :)

  • watch out in youre bus made of thin - he got an can opener ...:D

  • what an attack OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG OOoOoOoo -.-

  • OHHH THE HUMANITY

  • Pop that wheel, rhino!

  • He's not attacking the bus!

    He's Hammering in a loose Nail!

  • @VLS1998t So true! +1

  • they wudnt be laffin if the rhino charged at them full bast wud they

  • Ugh I hate humans sometimes..

  • @blasteryui Are you a Rhinoceros?