Am I the only person that was first annoyed by, then curious about, and finally laughing my ass off at the THREE PAGE LONG comment war between Chaos and Heslopian? Seriously, it's some funny shit.
@CptChaos47 He doesn't go over the top though, because his performance is so weak and flaccid. A trained performer would shake his fist and roar at the top of his lungs to make it funny. The guy who plays Beardface is so wooden he could be used as a Victorian dildo.
@MrHeslopian how does facepalm make me the asshole? It just means that I think you were over analyzing it but knew I wasn't going to change your mind. It was more of a "whatever." Then you randomly call me a "retard." It's people like you that are the lowest form of humanity. Hiding behind a computer, randomly insulting someone makes them funny. It doesn't make you funny, just a terrible human being. One day you are gonna wind up all alone, and you will have no one to blame but yourself
@CptChaos47 It makes you the asshole because instead of saying "I think you're over analysing" you quote a stupid meme in a pathetic attempt to sound intelligent and make me look stupid. I wasn't randomly insulting you. I was insulting you because you were acting like a retard.
@MrHeslopian You realize a facepalm is an actual physical action right? I've never seen that meme, and frankly, I don't care if it is one. a facepalm wasn't invented by a meme. You are the one trying to sound funny and smart by saying "Victorian dildo" and "weak and flaccid."
@CptChaos47 You think a four letter word is clever? God you really are retarded. Yes I know that a facepalm is a physical action, but the word only came into being as a result of the meme, which you quoted because you think it makes you sound cool. Word to the wise: it doesn't. It makes you sound like a retard. But then you are a retard so I guess that's okay.
@MrHeslopian I said facepalm because you would not have seen me do it, and quicker then going into a detailed long discussion about how you are over analyzing the mannerisms of a bit character on a sitcom. You clearly overreacted and you know it.
@CptChaos47 No, I know you're a retard who can't be bothered to write five words ("I think you're over analysing") so instead quotes an internet meme. I wasn't over analysing Beardface's mannerisms, I was criticising his acting. Seriously, I think you should stick to making play dough spaghetti and shitting your big boy diapers.
@MrHeslopian Again, you keep mentioning this meme, assuming I was referencing it, when I wasn't. A facepalm is a pretty common thing people use in a response to what they think is someone's lapse in judgement, etc. and it was around long before the internet even existed. Even if someone references a meme, that does not make them a retard. And yeah you're right, I probably could have said you were over analyzing it, but it was quicker and you obviously knew what I meant.
@CptChaos47 It is a fucking meme you goddamn retard. The act of placing your palm against someone's face isn't, but the world "facepalm" is. The term came about because of the meme. When you quoted it instead of simply saying what you meant you were attempting to insult me in the most pathetic, hipster way. Thus you are a retard. By the way, it's been more than half an hour so I'm guessing you should tell your nurse you need your diaper changing.
@MrHeslopian A facepalm isn't an insult, and I wasn't trying to insult you. It's something a person does when they are exasperated and give up. I was clearly letting it go, because it was your opinion, and you were entitled to it. Again, I didn't know the word facepalm came from a meme, it's just something people have called it when they actually do it. If there was another word for what I did, I would have called it something else. I don't really see how the act of facepalming is an insult
@MrHeslopian And sorry if you took offense to it somehow, but you clearly misunderstood what I meant, and viciously insulted me...then I said "excuse me?" because I was hoping you were just joking, but you clearly were not. So, you either have repeatedly called me a retard without apologizing (like any mature, sensible person would) because you LITERALLY think I am retarded, which if I was, we probably wouldn't have had this conversation OR you said it with the intention of mentally harming me.
@CptChaos47 Shut up and go shit yourself again retard. You were attempting to sound cool and intelligent and you failed. I'd recommend reading some books and not drinking your own piss if you actually want to sound clever.
@MrHeslopian Again, no I wasn't trying to "sound cool and intelligent." I don't know why you keep making these assumptions/accusations. I'm just going to block you because it's obvious you are not going to do the right thing, and that was apologize. But first, let's point out that you have done nothing but viciously swear and insult me while I have tried to calmly point out that it is completely uncalled for. It doesn't make you a tough guy, it makes you a terrible human being. Good day.
Weird thing is, Dr. Beardface looks a lot like my dad, and I've seen Dad without the beard and it's not a pretty sight, lol. Interesting to think about, though, if Beardface did come in shaved one day.
Someone should PhotoShop Beardface to see what he really is hiding under all that hair.
567avril 2 weeks ago
Ha! Dr. Face...
Omanaite 1 month ago
epic stormout
asaf688 1 month ago
ha Dr.Face
14chrismak 2 months ago
thats it, ockhams scalpel
mufguf 2 months ago
DAMN YOU ALL
rencrow 2 months ago
hahahah best ever
WeNeedSalvation 2 months ago
hmm.. I do wonder what he is hiding.. *slowly turns head and eyes left*
BigMisterApple 3 months ago
GERMAN SOUNDS BETTER!
FruchtEimer 3 months ago
@FruchtEimer No, just no, nothing dubbed ever sounds better than anything original :)
Or as to quote Dr Cox: No! Nononono, nooo, no!
KingHarkinian 3 months ago
@KingHarkinian Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! German is soooooooo much better! :D
FruchtEimer 3 months ago
youtube, where jerks come to find each other
Matstaal 3 months ago
Am I the only person that was first annoyed by, then curious about, and finally laughing my ass off at the THREE PAGE LONG comment war between Chaos and Heslopian? Seriously, it's some funny shit.
benhvt14 3 months ago 2
doesnt anyone find it disturbing to see kelso on cox's laps?
B0MBALI9 3 months ago
Without the Beard, we'd Seymore Face!
viridismonasteriense 3 months ago
Beardface is such a terrible actor. I swear he must be a stage hand or one of the producers and not a trained performer.
MrHeslopian 4 months ago
@MrHeslopian lol you missed the point of Dr. Beardface, me thinks.
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 Bad acting is the point of Dr. Beardface? I thought the point of Dr. Beardface was having a beard on his face.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian That and his catchphrase is always an over the top "Damn you all!" or a variation of it.
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 He doesn't go over the top though, because his performance is so weak and flaccid. A trained performer would shake his fist and roar at the top of his lungs to make it funny. The guy who plays Beardface is so wooden he could be used as a Victorian dildo.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian *facepalm*
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 You're a retard.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian Excuse me?
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 You're excused. Now go make spaghetti out of play dough.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian Wow...I just hope you look at the things you have typed and realize how much of an asshole you were.
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 Says the person who quoted a dated internet meme in lieu of a response. Your play dough spaghetti's getting cold.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian how does facepalm make me the asshole? It just means that I think you were over analyzing it but knew I wasn't going to change your mind. It was more of a "whatever." Then you randomly call me a "retard." It's people like you that are the lowest form of humanity. Hiding behind a computer, randomly insulting someone makes them funny. It doesn't make you funny, just a terrible human being. One day you are gonna wind up all alone, and you will have no one to blame but yourself
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 It makes you the asshole because instead of saying "I think you're over analysing" you quote a stupid meme in a pathetic attempt to sound intelligent and make me look stupid. I wasn't randomly insulting you. I was insulting you because you were acting like a retard.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian You realize a facepalm is an actual physical action right? I've never seen that meme, and frankly, I don't care if it is one. a facepalm wasn't invented by a meme. You are the one trying to sound funny and smart by saying "Victorian dildo" and "weak and flaccid."
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 You think a four letter word is clever? God you really are retarded. Yes I know that a facepalm is a physical action, but the word only came into being as a result of the meme, which you quoted because you think it makes you sound cool. Word to the wise: it doesn't. It makes you sound like a retard. But then you are a retard so I guess that's okay.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian I said facepalm because you would not have seen me do it, and quicker then going into a detailed long discussion about how you are over analyzing the mannerisms of a bit character on a sitcom. You clearly overreacted and you know it.
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 No, I know you're a retard who can't be bothered to write five words ("I think you're over analysing") so instead quotes an internet meme. I wasn't over analysing Beardface's mannerisms, I was criticising his acting. Seriously, I think you should stick to making play dough spaghetti and shitting your big boy diapers.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian Again, you keep mentioning this meme, assuming I was referencing it, when I wasn't. A facepalm is a pretty common thing people use in a response to what they think is someone's lapse in judgement, etc. and it was around long before the internet even existed. Even if someone references a meme, that does not make them a retard. And yeah you're right, I probably could have said you were over analyzing it, but it was quicker and you obviously knew what I meant.
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 It is a fucking meme you goddamn retard. The act of placing your palm against someone's face isn't, but the world "facepalm" is. The term came about because of the meme. When you quoted it instead of simply saying what you meant you were attempting to insult me in the most pathetic, hipster way. Thus you are a retard. By the way, it's been more than half an hour so I'm guessing you should tell your nurse you need your diaper changing.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian A facepalm isn't an insult, and I wasn't trying to insult you. It's something a person does when they are exasperated and give up. I was clearly letting it go, because it was your opinion, and you were entitled to it. Again, I didn't know the word facepalm came from a meme, it's just something people have called it when they actually do it. If there was another word for what I did, I would have called it something else. I don't really see how the act of facepalming is an insult
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian And sorry if you took offense to it somehow, but you clearly misunderstood what I meant, and viciously insulted me...then I said "excuse me?" because I was hoping you were just joking, but you clearly were not. So, you either have repeatedly called me a retard without apologizing (like any mature, sensible person would) because you LITERALLY think I am retarded, which if I was, we probably wouldn't have had this conversation OR you said it with the intention of mentally harming me.
CptChaos47 3 months ago
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@CptChaos47 Either way, this whole conversation reveals more about you than it does me.
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 Shut up and go shit yourself again retard. You were attempting to sound cool and intelligent and you failed. I'd recommend reading some books and not drinking your own piss if you actually want to sound clever.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian Again, no I wasn't trying to "sound cool and intelligent." I don't know why you keep making these assumptions/accusations. I'm just going to block you because it's obvious you are not going to do the right thing, and that was apologize. But first, let's point out that you have done nothing but viciously swear and insult me while I have tried to calmly point out that it is completely uncalled for. It doesn't make you a tough guy, it makes you a terrible human being. Good day.
CptChaos47 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 Damn... That last comment was posted two hours ago. I hope you've been regularly changing your diapers retard.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@CptChaos47 It maks me glad we have people to care for the retarded.
MrHeslopian 3 months ago
@MrHeslopian And I don't say this out of anger, I'm simply stating a fact. All this makes me glad youtube has a block option.
CptChaos47 3 months ago
a fist O.O
lookie1992 4 months ago
Seymour Beardfacé: See More Beard Face.
goodie23 4 months ago 43
"press 8 for laughter"
xbox4life 5 months ago
@xbox4life 9 for santa
sharo8760 4 months ago
Beardface always feeds the trolls
qmelian 5 months ago 4
0:29 is the most well-delivered line in the history of anything.
AveryHayes 5 months ago
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AveryHayes 5 months ago
Am so jealous of Dr.Kelso right now. :D
UnluckyAmulet 5 months ago
then his name would be see more face
Jeroenymaus 5 months ago
lol, Seymour Beardface: See More Beard Face
imaevildoctor 5 months ago 5
Dr: Face XD
Skittles91000 5 months ago
thats what she said XD
gallaros9 7 months ago
BeardFaseeeeee
psytay2 7 months ago
If J.D. was in the room, right were the videos stops, a daydream would begin.
Pepper9873 7 months ago 36
Press often 9 for a Beardface Rave Party :D
TheStrelok94 7 months ago 4
@TheStrelok94 Make your own Beardface beat.
"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!"
matrixphijr 7 months ago
"Hah! Dr. Face."
TuahShinguru 8 months ago 4
@timmoprice they couldnt find out what JOE's condition was! so they pulled the night through! together
MakesYouDie 8 months ago
"Fair enough"
jorjethezebra 8 months ago
Push 9 a few times. Beardface does a fun little dance. ^_^ Kept me amused for a few minutes, at least... xD
BangPullTheTrigger 9 months ago
I think his name is Seymour Beardface because, like Joe said... you see MORE beard then face. Anyone agree???
GGdahut 9 months ago 6
Seamore Beardface? rofl
manonmoon12 10 months ago
I feel bad for Beardfacé. His name is Beardfacé! Don't call him beardface. Poor guy, he was born that way!
firesanker 10 months ago
Funney
jns2paw 10 months ago
@phoenix01080 damn you, I was gonna say the same. Now we will both die by the furious fists of Chuck Norris O.o
sabofett 10 months ago
BEARDFACE WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
OceansElwell 10 months ago
It's Beardfacé damn it!
stovemasta 10 months ago
"What it do Beardface"
frenchyManUTD1989 11 months ago
DAMN YOU ALL
Patsfan6290 1 year ago 2
If you want to lose the nickname, ya gotta shave the beard.... Of course then you would be Dr. Face
AHAHHA
Skitz0frenix 1 year ago
@Skitz0frenix "Ha Dr Face" xD
superrobz 10 months ago 3
calm down seymour
HAHAHA LOVE IT!
stephzii1011 1 year ago
DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scottie324 1 year ago
Actually it would be Dr.Facé
oneprizeonegoal 1 year ago
Seymore Face. I just got that. ROFL
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago 4
I'm just suprised that Cox is letting Kelso rest his head on his lap...
csburchie 1 year ago
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Seymour Beardfacé.... Seymour Beardface..... see more beard face........ see behind beard face!!!!
FatherTime09 1 year ago
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FatherTime09 1 year ago
A FIST
adoptatellytubbie 1 year ago 4
y dont they have one of JD's awesome visions?
resyd4i4 1 year ago
ANOTHER FIST!!!
jakeo96 1 year ago
@jakeo96 DAMNIT! i was gonna say that
UnlimitedZoro2010 1 year ago
Seymour Beardface. ROFL
landcommander1981 1 year ago 19
@landcommander1981 And if he shaved the beard: Seymour Face. lol
superthisisme2010 1 year ago
@superthisisme2010 Seymour Face. ROFL As Benedick said, "There's a double meaning in that" HA! :D
landcommander1981 1 year ago
he didnt..
BeterGaJe 1 year ago
Damn u all!
xxxcagriersozxxx 1 year ago
is this a "History of the World" joke?
during the french revolution there is the Count DeMoney
nekontears 1 year ago 4
wat it do beardface lol
amy1531 1 year ago 6
DAMN YOU ALL.
akatsukiyondaime2 1 year ago 2
HAH Dr. Face
lol cracks me up every time
kellark12 1 year ago 9
Dr. Face
granddaughterofthegu 1 year ago 5
He's hiding another fist like Chuck Norris
PlasticCoffee 1 year ago 7
Ha! Kelso's awesome.
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago
another fist
LymanZerga7285 1 year ago
It would be awsome if he shouted FEAR MY BEARD!!
jshspeight 1 year ago
@jshspeight
no... no it won't..
Skitz0frenix 1 year ago
Semour Beardface! AWESOME name! rofl
manonmoon12 1 year ago
Dr.Kelso's comment is the best.
lepood9 1 year ago 9
0:30
ZwerrieProductions 1 year ago
Turk: "I wonder what he's hiding under all that hair?"
Believe me, if he's had that beard for more than five years you don't want to know.
TomatoeAssassin 1 year ago 6
Dr. Beardfacé has zero sense of humor about his beard! Damn you ALL! (swish)
smartbunny 2 years ago 3
0:32 most dramatic exit ever
EoinC95 2 years ago 193
@EoinC95 And therefore hilarious.
AshenPhoenix 1 year ago
"What it doooooo Bearface?" HAHA love that!
renoo27 2 years ago 4
Damn you all! -waves hand about-
HollyEffMusic 2 years ago 4
PHAH! Dr. Face.
staalhaan87 2 years ago 6
"HAH! Dr Face!"
renoo27 2 years ago 7
Damn you all! =]
Hailee823 2 years ago 5
"It's Beard - face, Beard - face." Then, "Dr, Face." Then, "What - a - do Beardface?" Then, "Damn you all!" <3
06beke 2 years ago
Lol "Fair enough!
CandyHeart65 2 years ago
so his name is "Se more beard-face" LOL xD!
Steifmaister 2 years ago 13
lol dr beardface`s "Damn you all!" is very dramatic
XD
LLLLLLE7 2 years ago 3
Doctor Face LOL!!!
ShallaMalla031 2 years ago 5
DAMN YOU ALL
Yario27 2 years ago 4
What is it Turk says when Beardfacé enters the room?
Sounds like "whaddadoo Beardface", but that can't be right :P
uuqela 2 years ago 2
What it doooo beardface
I think :P
jogaking 2 years ago 3
That's right.
KingOfDaNoobs 2 years ago
"Ha! Doctor Face" XD
uuqela 2 years ago 5
HA! so sweet how kelso's laying in dr. cox's lap.
HAMSTERk 2 years ago 5
I wonder what he's hiding under all that hair
Yarl1 2 years ago 2
Probably a second beard.
DarkvindFromIllier 2 years ago 381
he's hiding an open palm bitch slap
SayaCeline 2 years ago
Damn you all!
Hailee823 2 years ago 3
Hah! Dr. Face
finalassault 2 years ago 2
Ha! Dr. Face!
ELIEISMYHERO 2 years ago 4
i wonder what
beardface says more
beardface or damn/dammit
GeoffShouldWin 2 years ago 4
lol "Damn you all!!"
felixblogger 2 years ago 5
I LOVE KWLSO
hA...DR FACE ;3
greendeidara 2 years ago 3
Love the dramatic gesture;
"Damn you all!"
HarryisI 2 years ago 5
Weird thing is, Dr. Beardface looks a lot like my dad, and I've seen Dad without the beard and it's not a pretty sight, lol. Interesting to think about, though, if Beardface did come in shaved one day.
NytemareQueen 2 years ago 5
LOL
i love it how he alwasys says "DAMN YOU!"
but the funniest part for me when cox was like "Fair Enough"
moviedude345 3 years ago 12
What it do Beardface..Ha
cmars15 3 years ago 4
HA! i also wear Blue shirts and pink ties to school/the hospital...
ilikefox34 3 years ago
Then you'd be Dr. Face
Ha Dr. Face
Damn u All
journey1186 3 years ago 9
hehe... Dr. Face. xD
kikyo4815 3 years ago 4
Haha. Thanks.
Gaaraofthesand4 3 years ago
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FIRST VIEW!!!!!
kosherman45 3 years ago
amazing.
minxybeca 3 years ago
hey be nice, we need to be nice to our retarded viewers...
cubano517 3 years ago 10