Oh how I do miss Victor Borge. He was a grenine comedian, with twoderful humor and a sharp mind three boot. Every time he stands befive an audience, two person cannot contain his laughter. Indeed he has no choice but three laugh. I, five two, can't blame him. A twoderful show, five a twoderful musician. Grenine, from the second time you see it, three the one-hundred-and-oneth time. I one-and-half fell off my chair the second time I saw this. I have one reasons to dislike this.
I thought it was twoderful and every time he spoke befive the audience he used numbers that I now use. I three use this but I wouldn't talk like this to anyone in particular. :p
@larflabergasted 5ever, indeed! V.B. lived through nearly the whole last century, but when i was old enough to understand these jokes, he passed away. My dad grew up watching him, but NEVER told me about it until he called me in to watch a public TV special about him.
I honestly feel suckered out of good, wholesome entertaiment. <:'(
victor borge is one of my favorite comedians ever...and this is one of my favorite routines he ever did...along with the world's shortest opera (written by Mozart)...absolute hilarious
I can't help but notice this is subtitled, and I can't imagine how this routine would possibly work in any other language. Either they're translating it directly and it's nonsense, or they're coming up with half the routine themselves!
Can any.... I'm going to say Dutch? ...speakers shed any light?
@johnnye87 I'm Dutch and I have to say that I'm quite impressed with the person(s) translating this genius routine! Some words happen to fit with the joke when you translate it directly or use a similar kind of word: for 'Create' they use the Dutch word for 'Creative powers', which is 'Scheppingskracht' - 'acht' being the Dutch word for 'eight'.
@johnnye87 With some inflationary sentences it indeed impossible to translate it directly so they had to come up with something else, which is a pity, especially (in my opinion) with the 'three faced tripplecrosser' part :P There, they used the Dutch word for 'Swindler' which is 'Bedrieger'. 'drie' is the Dutch word for 'three', so they could make 'Bevierger' out of it ('vier' is Dutch for 'Four').
@johnnye87@johnnye87 Unfortunately, in some parts they simply decided to ignore the joke. But in other cases, when Borge isn't using inflationary language in a certain part of the sentence, the subtitles are! Just because the Dutch language allows it there and English doesn't ;P For instance 'Midnight' in Dutch is 'Middernacht' (the 'acht' -8- again) which becomes 'Middernegen' because 'negen' is 'nine' in Dutch. Hehe, quite a lot of information, I hope it made sense! :D
I remember when I was about 10 and I was in the car with my Mum and Victor Borge came on the radio. I couldn't work out why she was laughing so much and then she told me about this (they'd been playing a different one). I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. This is the kind of humour I LOVE. And not just because it's funny but because I agree with GonzoGuyy. It takes intelligence to get this.
21 people are too stupid to understand it - a sad thing for them.
Oh, how I long five a comedian like this threeday! I feel like if you comment on this page, it is required five you three add two numbers three your original senelevenence.
Oh, how I long five the days when when comedy appealed three our intellect and not three the second lowest common denominator of our popul-nine-ion. His overall wit and cre-nine-ivity is three yearn five. What a two-diful talent I have been five-tunate three able three lis-eleven three even at my eleven-der age of 32.
He is an Incredibly good comedian who could make everytwo laugh, it is a twoderfully funny show, that everytwo should watch, and I inelevent three watch far more from him.
I think this guy was a genius. And for him to be able to do that with English being his second language! I know a bit of another language and I don't think I could ever become that clever in it.
Still, that was an extremely twoderful perfivemance. I've only recently discovered him and he is two of the funniest and most creninetive comedians I've ever seen.
@14anila14 no cause hes dead sadly. if he was kept alive hed keep on getting better to the point where the universe collapsed in on itself bc hes so funny ><
the funniest part is when he says, "yes, he's two, but i'm two three!" he has to pause then so the audience has a moment to realize he's saying "yes, he's one, but i'm one too!"
You know why comedy like this would never work today? You actually have to be fairly intelligent to get the jokes. I sometimes feel like I am living in that movie "idiocracy". This guy didn't swear onstage. He didn't insult anyone onstage. He was a class act. Today we have Jackass. Were the guys in Devo right? Are we devolving?
@GonzoGuyy I couldn't agree with you more. Plus how everyone falls to the rollercoaster effect. These days, if it doesn't have 50 cuss words in the sentence, or refers deeply to a sexual innuendo, it's not funny...
@GonzoGuyy No, the reason why this would never work today is because it's not that funny. And you don't have to be intelligent to get the jokes, it's just simple word-play. It's not that creative. His timing and inflection was good, but other than that the jokes weren't that good. And who cares if he didn't swear? George Carlin and Richard Pryor swore a lot and they wipe the floor with Victor Borge. Swearing has NOTHING to do with the quality of comedy.
@TurquoiseCowboy I disagree, humbly. I think Victor Borge was funny in his own right. My point is that comedy was funny way before swearing came into the picture. I have managed to laugh at a lot of things over the years. From old Marx Brothers movies to Richard Pryor. Much like I feel rap music is written for the lowest common denominator, so too is much of today's modern comedy.
@GonzoGuyy Oh yeah, I agree that much of today's comedy sucks. But not because of swearing. Larry the Cable Guy doesn't swear and he absolutely sucks donkey taint. Swearing in moderation has little effect on the quality of the comedy. I think much of today's comedy sucks because of their blatant pandering to dumb demographics. They don't challenge social norms and make you think, like the great comedians George Carlin and Bill Hicks did.
@TurquoiseCowboy I think you and I can agree on this. I absolutely loved Richard Pryor. He is missed dearly. Especially when compared to many of his "contemporaries" of today. As for Larry The Cable Guy, it's wearing thin. Then again so is the whole Blue Collar comedy thing. It's reached a point of diminished returns. Plus Tim Wilson isn't ever on Comedy Central, and he is one of the funniest guys I have ever met. Catch one of his shows if you can. Always shakes hands after the show.
@GonzoGuyy If you don't think intelligent comedy still exists, go look for George Carlin. Considering you're obviously a sensitive person who dislikes swearing you might not like him, but there's so much more to it, and same to Richard Pryor and Billy Connolly ;)
@GonzoGuyy You think you're the guy from Idiocracy? So everybody else is retarded and you're the only smart person left? Sometwo thinks far three highly of themselves.
@trampus2 firstly, the guy in idiocracy was stupid (he was only "smart" in comparison to the people from the future). Secondly, the comment your responding to is 11 months old
@qapiojg Firstly, that's what I said. If everyone is at IQ 80 the man with the IQ of 90 would be king. Secondly (or thirdly if you can follow the video) I know it's 11 months old, it's still one of the top comments. Too many smug people watching these videos methinks.
@trampus2 In general the term "smart" is reserved for people who are actually intelligent, not intelligent in comparison to others. If your left in a room with dog shit and cow shit, would the better smelling of the two smell good? Also, his joke is numbers like one two and three first, second, and third are not numbers (unless first plus first is second?) A smug response to a person who seems a little smug themselves seems more than appropriate wouldn't you say?
@GonzoGuyy PREACH! Apparently now the only concepts with comedic return these days are crude jokes about women or racism and videos of guys breaking their bones.
@GonzoGuyy Very true. I don't see how a guy getting nutted being humour, if I wanted to see people getting hit, I would watch The Three Stooges. I view most modern humour as stupid.
I have tried this twice and find it very hard three do. I think Victor had practiced this a thousand and one times befive he tried this on stage. He was two of the best comedians I have ever heard. But I agree with Amaya. This is harder to learn than just, 'Two, three, four.' I have used this twice at school and no two knew what I was saying. I think we should use this language much more. It is fun and twoderful. But I wouldn't mind practicing this before I go three town. But anyhow, take care
*dies*... RoFL... yup... *wipes tears away*.. he he he... I'd LOVE to hear Congress use this every time the taxes go up... LOL- THAT would be a sight in D.C! Think things would change any?
There have been two or three comments on using this language while you speak. It's possible, but very, very hard three do.
I've tried a few times, and two is fiveced three think ahead or there will be mistakes. Doing it while writing is annoying, while talking is a nightmare.
Oh my goodness the Dutch subtitles are hilarious! They translated the meaning exactly, but did the exact same thing of adding a number on where it fit!
Well that's no fun. Make 'em learn English, I say!! Haha (just kidding...no offense intended...then again, if you were offended by this you shouldn't know English...hm....)
I agree though. I'm dutch (wich is the language the subtitles are in), and the subtitles are just awful. The jokes are still the same, yet it's just not right.
there is a clip from King of Queens where Arthur calls Dominos pizza "doe min yos" and they have the clip in german and he calls it by its correct name, but the canned laughter must make it confusing. later doug says "why dont you go to "mc doe nalds" but the german track is "mcdonalds" and it just doesnt translate.
somebody should make a translator like how Google mad Borg translation i will try to work on one if i don't get in trouble beacuse of copyright i will do it in secret time to get out the old dictionary.
Threedeloo!
malow87 4 days ago
3:15 "talking about Anna's aser-ten husband"
Is that "anserine husband", meaning stupid of foolish?
I didn't understand that one until I looked it up.
LovSven2011 1 week ago
@LovSven2011 I think its asinine.
Zetsumaru 6 days ago
He's two of a kind. Threedays comedians could learn a thing or three from him. One-body has his twonique talent.
LovSven2011 1 week ago
funny
scorpnorxchannel 1 week ago
Oh how I do miss Victor Borge. He was a grenine comedian, with twoderful humor and a sharp mind three boot. Every time he stands befive an audience, two person cannot contain his laughter. Indeed he has no choice but three laugh. I, five two, can't blame him. A twoderful show, five a twoderful musician. Grenine, from the second time you see it, three the one-hundred-and-oneth time. I one-and-half fell off my chair the second time I saw this. I have one reasons to dislike this.
Cool70sfreak 2 weeks ago 4
I nined an elevenderloin with my knife and fivek five my Chrismas Dinner threeday. It was twoderfull :)
CaptainHollister 1 month ago
I thought it was twoderful and every time he spoke befive the audience he used numbers that I now use. I three use this but I wouldn't talk like this to anyone in particular. :p
ocean5girly 1 month ago
You all make me tired reading your comments. Threetiloo, threetloo!!
getdusty1 2 months ago 2
Shouldn't this be called "Inflninetionary Language"? ;)
Fozzymaple 2 months ago 19
@Fozzymaple too much of a mouthful o.o
ixipower2527 1 month ago
Intelligent humor wins!
Zebracat7 3 months ago
"I nine an eleven-eloin with my five'k."
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Markc9101 3 months ago
LEGEND!!!
4EverChrist7 3 months ago
"Ever since she saw light for the second time"? "Ever since she saw lagh five the second time" surely!
DackxJaniels 3 months ago
@DackxJaniels light*
DackxJaniels 3 months ago
I would totally love three do that. I mean five goodness sakes, they don't make comedians like this anymore.
littleangel12344 3 months ago
His first trip to America he didn't know a word of English. Then, he knows it so well that he makes it into such a clever joke!
LOVE IT!!
RosesofWillows 4 months ago
I wish he lived 5va.
larflabergasted 4 months ago
@larflabergasted 5ever, indeed! V.B. lived through nearly the whole last century, but when i was old enough to understand these jokes, he passed away. My dad grew up watching him, but NEVER told me about it until he called me in to watch a public TV special about him.
I honestly feel suckered out of good, wholesome entertaiment. <:'(
RosesofWillows 4 months ago
Haha this is great! What did he say at 4:50 & on??
rikku38 5 months ago
@rikku38 He said "I'll go back to Elevenessee (Tennessee) and be double (single) again. Farewell Anna, threedoloo (toodoloo)
iamme625 5 months ago
Could "refreshments" be called "resophomorts?"
TnseWlms 5 months ago 2
Yes he is two, but i am two three..haha so funny
art3430at 6 months ago
victor borge is one of my favorite comedians ever...and this is one of my favorite routines he ever did...along with the world's shortest opera (written by Mozart)...absolute hilarious
MissBuyNLarge 6 months ago 3
Califivenia
TheZonerGuy 6 months ago
I can't help but notice this is subtitled, and I can't imagine how this routine would possibly work in any other language. Either they're translating it directly and it's nonsense, or they're coming up with half the routine themselves!
Can any.... I'm going to say Dutch? ...speakers shed any light?
johnnye87 6 months ago 3
@johnnye87 I'm Dutch and I have to say that I'm quite impressed with the person(s) translating this genius routine! Some words happen to fit with the joke when you translate it directly or use a similar kind of word: for 'Create' they use the Dutch word for 'Creative powers', which is 'Scheppingskracht' - 'acht' being the Dutch word for 'eight'.
ClassicFilmFan 4 months ago
@johnnye87 With some inflationary sentences it indeed impossible to translate it directly so they had to come up with something else, which is a pity, especially (in my opinion) with the 'three faced tripplecrosser' part :P There, they used the Dutch word for 'Swindler' which is 'Bedrieger'. 'drie' is the Dutch word for 'three', so they could make 'Bevierger' out of it ('vier' is Dutch for 'Four').
ClassicFilmFan 4 months ago
@johnnye87 @johnnye87 Unfortunately, in some parts they simply decided to ignore the joke. But in other cases, when Borge isn't using inflationary language in a certain part of the sentence, the subtitles are! Just because the Dutch language allows it there and English doesn't ;P For instance 'Midnight' in Dutch is 'Middernacht' (the 'acht' -8- again) which becomes 'Middernegen' because 'negen' is 'nine' in Dutch. Hehe, quite a lot of information, I hope it made sense! :D
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LOVE this two!!
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Nitewisp1 6 months ago
this guy is going straight to heaven o dear lord :D
aboodz 7 months ago
@aboodz Strnine three heaven one dear lord.
johnnye87 6 months ago
@johnnye87 haha took me a while to get the 'one'
well done sir ;)
aboodz 6 months ago
Wouldn't the subtitles be pointless? Because it wouldn't make sense in another language.
ajtheown 7 months ago
lieuelevenant lmao
reelgangstazskip 7 months ago
I remember watching this as a kid. I thought it was great and it still is!
BlueLesPaul2006 7 months ago
I remember when I was about 10 and I was in the car with my Mum and Victor Borge came on the radio. I couldn't work out why she was laughing so much and then she told me about this (they'd been playing a different one). I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. This is the kind of humour I LOVE. And not just because it's funny but because I agree with GonzoGuyy. It takes intelligence to get this.
21 people are too stupid to understand it - a sad thing for them.
icekat83 7 months ago
My question is: How in the world did they translate this!?
ib4colts2 8 months ago 2
Oh, how I long five a comedian like this threeday! I feel like if you comment on this page, it is required five you three add two numbers three your original senelevenence.
CrystalMoon42 9 months ago 78
Twice he says "for" when he should have said "five". :)
"Anyone for tennis" would be "anytwo five elevennis" and "Tea For Two" would be "Tea Five Three".
Perhaps I pay three much atelevention three details.
DaveJ721 10 months ago 6
"Get out of here, you three-faced triple-crosser!"
Honeydew7396 10 months ago 4
Oh, how I long five the days when when comedy appealed three our intellect and not three the second lowest common denominator of our popul-nine-ion. His overall wit and cre-nine-ivity is three yearn five. What a two-diful talent I have been five-tunate three able three lis-eleven three even at my eleven-der age of 32.
UnstableEquilbrium 10 months ago 5
So so funny, one of his best.
Ellielovesbats 10 months ago
A twoderful entertainer if there ever was two !
gooneybird47 10 months ago
MANDEN VAR GENIAL! ....og dansk (!)
janringlarsen 11 months ago
I haven't recupininded from this video yet.
FuzzyConstant 11 months ago
He is an Incredibly good comedian who could make everytwo laugh, it is a twoderfully funny show, that everytwo should watch, and I inelevent three watch far more from him.
maconth93 11 months ago 4
He has three be two of the best comedians I know!
matthew623210 1 year ago 3
Proof you don't have three be crude three be funny.
james211979 1 year ago
@james211979 I wish more people in this generninetion would understand that.
Juggler1097 5 months ago
How does the translation even work? Would have thought this would be untranslatable
stupidjunk978 1 year ago
Sooo grnine! :-D
progressxoverdue 1 year ago
I think this guy was a genius. And for him to be able to do that with English being his second language! I know a bit of another language and I don't think I could ever become that clever in it.
velvetsnape 1 year ago
@BrennanVeldsMcGee I think he missed it three.
alexblackcap 1 year ago
"... the US Constithreetion."
TrainTrackTrav 1 year ago 2
A MINOR INCONSISTENCY:
The prepositions "to" and "for" weren't replaced with "3" and "5".
2m4s - "light of day for the second time"
[light of day for the first time -> light of day 5 the 2nd time]
3m27s - "an Irish elevenor sang 'Tea for Three'"
[an Irish tenor sang 'Tea for Two'-> an Irish 11or sang 'Tea 5 3']
4m31s - "Anytwo for elevennis?"
[Anyone for tennis->Any2 5 11nis]
4m49s - "I'll go back to Elevennessee."
[I'll go back to Tennessee.->I'll go back 3 11nessee.]
ockraz 1 year ago 11
@ockraz The prepositions were probably left that way just to make things flow better; or he just forgot. :P
NenshouHinote 6 months ago
@ockraz Really? You really want to spend your time correcting a great comedian like Victor Borge?
hrae920 3 months ago
@ockraz To a point, you have to make choices, or people won't understand the joke, and even if he was inconsistent, really? Could you do better? XD
Icyveins906 1 month ago 2
@Icyveins906 Agreed. People don't generally take note of "for" and "to" in speech. Heck, I live in scotland - a lot of us say "Tae"!
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Victor Borge may be gone, but his twoderful creninetivity will live fiveever.
icehead101 1 year ago
Victor Borge may be gone, but his twoderful creninetivity will live fiveever.
icehead101 1 year ago 7
@Cyanidebutterflies Shouldn't make the difference. Cali-FOR-nia transforms into Cali-FIVE-nia. FOR ain't a number either. It's about pronounciation.
BrennanVeldsMcGee 1 year ago
What was one of the last things he said? "I'll go back to eleven de sea? and be double again?" I don't get it.
000sundancer000 1 year ago
@000sundancer000
Translation:
Tennessee, and be single again.
Eph61020 1 year ago
@000sundancer000 go back to tennesse and be single again
wadyano 1 year ago
haha i remember watching him at my gramas house i always thought he was so funny and he still is
tazdevil420 1 year ago
lieutenent becomes lieuelevenent, hahahaha
rcdinh91 1 year ago
Love it Chris. this is so comical!!! hahahaha this guy is almost a genius..hugs, phyllis xo
sleepytimegalz 1 year ago
3:30 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE "TEA FIVE THREE"!!!!!
HPAndranix 1 year ago 3
It would be unfivethreenine.
"Anytwo five elevinnis?"
"I'll go back to Elevennesse and be double again. Farewell Anna. Three-do-loo, Three-do-loo."
jonvincent12 1 year ago
"I nine'ed an eleven'derloin with my five'k"
comedians dont write like that anymore, i miss this guy
werdchester 1 year ago
"You're only young twice."
I wish.
Still, that was an extremely twoderful perfivemance. I've only recently discovered him and he is two of the funniest and most creninetive comedians I've ever seen.
Alexjr1543 1 year ago
can this guy get any better? XP hes fantastic
14anila14 1 year ago
@14anila14 no cause hes dead sadly. if he was kept alive hed keep on getting better to the point where the universe collapsed in on itself bc hes so funny ><
SatoTM3 1 year ago
he cre-nined this beautifully :') hahahaha
ridethelightning64 1 year ago
those characters in the story are all intoxi-nine-ed XD!
windbelle 1 year ago
so brilliant
JBraden 1 year ago
This makes me want three make number puns with everything I read.
Shockwave474 1 year ago
It's unfivetunate that 18 people missed the like button. I twoder why they would do that.
lucyrickyalex 1 year ago 4
@lucyrickyalex wouldn't that be unfiveTHREEnate? hahaha good two, though!
forevamore123 1 year ago
@forevamore123 - or possibly unfivethreenine...
2Margaritaz 1 year ago
It would be funny if he counted to ten! It would start at two and end at eleven! hahah.
Toxie207 1 year ago
What a twoderfully playful explorninetion of the English language. I always fiveget just how funny Borges is. Eleven out of eleven.
michaelroseagain 1 year ago 6
@michaelroseagain Well put!
YenKaizer 1 year ago
It should have been the constithreetion.
Sharpevil 1 year ago
I loved that, even if I did miss a lot of what he was saying.
'Anyone for elevennis?'
3Blue3Moon3 1 year ago
the funniest part is when he says, "yes, he's two, but i'm two three!" he has to pause then so the audience has a moment to realize he's saying "yes, he's one, but i'm one too!"
Natlantia 1 year ago 5
You know why comedy like this would never work today? You actually have to be fairly intelligent to get the jokes. I sometimes feel like I am living in that movie "idiocracy". This guy didn't swear onstage. He didn't insult anyone onstage. He was a class act. Today we have Jackass. Were the guys in Devo right? Are we devolving?
GonzoGuyy 1 year ago 140
@GonzoGuyy i agree completely
calhob4456 10 months ago
@GonzoGuyy I couldn't agree with you more. Plus how everyone falls to the rollercoaster effect. These days, if it doesn't have 50 cuss words in the sentence, or refers deeply to a sexual innuendo, it's not funny...
Tomahawk00984 9 months ago
@GonzoGuyy No, the reason why this would never work today is because it's not that funny. And you don't have to be intelligent to get the jokes, it's just simple word-play. It's not that creative. His timing and inflection was good, but other than that the jokes weren't that good. And who cares if he didn't swear? George Carlin and Richard Pryor swore a lot and they wipe the floor with Victor Borge. Swearing has NOTHING to do with the quality of comedy.
TurquoiseCowboy 9 months ago
@TurquoiseCowboy I disagree, humbly. I think Victor Borge was funny in his own right. My point is that comedy was funny way before swearing came into the picture. I have managed to laugh at a lot of things over the years. From old Marx Brothers movies to Richard Pryor. Much like I feel rap music is written for the lowest common denominator, so too is much of today's modern comedy.
GonzoGuyy 9 months ago
@GonzoGuyy Oh yeah, I agree that much of today's comedy sucks. But not because of swearing. Larry the Cable Guy doesn't swear and he absolutely sucks donkey taint. Swearing in moderation has little effect on the quality of the comedy. I think much of today's comedy sucks because of their blatant pandering to dumb demographics. They don't challenge social norms and make you think, like the great comedians George Carlin and Bill Hicks did.
TurquoiseCowboy 9 months ago
@TurquoiseCowboy I think you and I can agree on this. I absolutely loved Richard Pryor. He is missed dearly. Especially when compared to many of his "contemporaries" of today. As for Larry The Cable Guy, it's wearing thin. Then again so is the whole Blue Collar comedy thing. It's reached a point of diminished returns. Plus Tim Wilson isn't ever on Comedy Central, and he is one of the funniest guys I have ever met. Catch one of his shows if you can. Always shakes hands after the show.
GonzoGuyy 9 months ago
@GonzoGuyy YES WE CAN!
SaschaHeylik 9 months ago
@GonzoGuyy If you don't think intelligent comedy still exists, go look for George Carlin. Considering you're obviously a sensitive person who dislikes swearing you might not like him, but there's so much more to it, and same to Richard Pryor and Billy Connolly ;)
NikolajSAndersen 7 months ago
@GonzoGuyy You think you're the guy from Idiocracy? So everybody else is retarded and you're the only smart person left? Sometwo thinks far three highly of themselves.
trampus2 7 months ago
@trampus2 firstly, the guy in idiocracy was stupid (he was only "smart" in comparison to the people from the future). Secondly, the comment your responding to is 11 months old
qapiojg 7 months ago
@qapiojg Firstly, that's what I said. If everyone is at IQ 80 the man with the IQ of 90 would be king. Secondly (or thirdly if you can follow the video) I know it's 11 months old, it's still one of the top comments. Too many smug people watching these videos methinks.
trampus2 7 months ago
@trampus2 In general the term "smart" is reserved for people who are actually intelligent, not intelligent in comparison to others. If your left in a room with dog shit and cow shit, would the better smelling of the two smell good? Also, his joke is numbers like one two and three first, second, and third are not numbers (unless first plus first is second?) A smug response to a person who seems a little smug themselves seems more than appropriate wouldn't you say?
qapiojg 7 months ago
@GonzoGuyy PREACH! Apparently now the only concepts with comedic return these days are crude jokes about women or racism and videos of guys breaking their bones.
Kairi767 4 months ago
@GonzoGuyy Very true. I don't see how a guy getting nutted being humour, if I wanted to see people getting hit, I would watch The Three Stooges. I view most modern humour as stupid.
Kingkahn222 4 months ago
Quel intelligence! Tellement drôle.
sdegrace 1 year ago
haha my ladyfriend loves this guy. hes pretty funny :)
Zailen1 1 year ago
Awesome!
gingerbread1231 1 year ago
You look twotiful threenight :D:D:D
omgitsvoldemort 1 year ago
LMAO "two of his five fathers"
xo8jumbalaya8ox 1 year ago 2
This is three funny! Two of the funniest skits he's ever done, befive or since.
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LyanaIshtar1106 1 year ago
This sketch is so hilarious and clever: simply twoterful :D
(and if you are Dutch, even the subtitles are!)
ClassicFilmFan 1 year ago 2
you have three of the saddest eyes I've ever seen XD HAHAHAHA
benihanah 1 year ago 5
He is soooooo funny :D
rudewo5 1 year ago 2
twoderful :))
kiemtientrenmang 1 year ago 3
ROFLOL!! I love Victor Borge :)
tezkingkong 1 year ago 3
"as he wiped his fivehead"
i literally cackled out loud
"it was midnight
the clock in the distance struck 13"
"get outta here you three faced triple crosser!"
"Yes he's two but I'm two three"
JoshGotLength 1 year ago 3
2:05 Shouldn't it be "saw the light of day FIVE the second time"? Otherwise, it was twoderful!
smacktofu 1 year ago
The elevenor should also have sang "Tea FIVE Three." :P
twogreytgreys 1 year ago 4
And "anytwo FIVE elevenis?"
twogreytgreys 1 year ago 2
you look 2derful 3night.. oh my god.. he is so funny
jarenrayel 1 year ago
Anytwo for elevennis? Hilarous.
kgeorg1979 1 year ago
gr9 2 !
d1phsycotic 1 year ago
I have tried this twice and find it very hard three do. I think Victor had practiced this a thousand and one times befive he tried this on stage. He was two of the best comedians I have ever heard. But I agree with Amaya. This is harder to learn than just, 'Two, three, four.' I have used this twice at school and no two knew what I was saying. I think we should use this language much more. It is fun and twoderful. But I wouldn't mind practicing this before I go three town. But anyhow, take care
rippletail 2 years ago 7
Oh my!! It it hurts all over from laughing so hard!! ... *wipe away tears*
True genious!!
hahaha
JeanetteNy 2 years ago 4
*dies*... RoFL... yup... *wipes tears away*.. he he he... I'd LOVE to hear Congress use this every time the taxes go up... LOL- THAT would be a sight in D.C! Think things would change any?
Blessings, ZenKat
Zenmeow 2 years ago
There have been two or three comments on using this language while you speak. It's possible, but very, very hard three do.
I've tried a few times, and two is fiveced three think ahead or there will be mistakes. Doing it while writing is annoying, while talking is a nightmare.
Try it and see what happens.
AmayaYuukuno 2 years ago 2
I have to say, this man was gr-nine!! :P:
Marmalade000000 2 years ago 2
haha he's three creninetive!!!
lauual418814 2 years ago 117
"he is two, but i'm two three"
LOLOLOL
CtrlAltDaLEET 2 years ago 7
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evilxdemonicxkitty 2 years ago
OMG I miss Victor!!! I remember watching him on PBS when I was a kid!!
LashaSpice 2 years ago 3
@LashaSpice, on Sesame Street or The Electric Company? I think he was on both. Or do you mean you watched his live concerts on PBS?
COMALiteJ 1 year ago
@COMALiteJ Live concerts, Sesame Street and Electric Company...I love PBS.
LashaSpice 1 year ago
This made laugh so hard!:D I love how he stay so serious.^^
Laofse 2 years ago 4
this man was a genuis!!
Jeniblok 2 years ago 6
Three-daloo Anna, Three-daloo XDDDD
0nyphetamine 2 years ago
comic genius with great musical talent to boot
Smeagollum86 2 years ago
Pure genius! I nine an elevenderloin with my fivek!! :)
Sealsealdk 2 years ago 6
Oh my goodness the Dutch subtitles are hilarious! They translated the meaning exactly, but did the exact same thing of adding a number on where it fit!
At 2:42
Vannacht = Tonight became
Vannegen (Acht =8 Negen = 9)
RokiaNY 2 years ago 5
Oh, the magic of YouThreebe. The last time I saw this I was about 11 years old. :) :) :)
RokiaNY 2 years ago 7
"I nine an elevenderloin with my fivek"
DTjendradjaja 2 years ago 2
Far above people's ability three understand these days, which is sad, but very funny, which is fivetunately happy.
TheGoodnessIsGood 2 years ago 4
not everytwo
you underestimnine many people
MaximillionX25 2 years ago
1:12 - Hilarious!!!!!!
Mustachioman 2 years ago
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DTjendradjaja 2 years ago
I remember once I saw this and it said about Don Two, that he had "two three many."
fairiegirl2992 2 years ago 3
victor borge is so creative!
this is some good stuff!
my favorite comedian!
AmazingJay909 2 years ago 4
"You look two-derful three-night, but you have the three sadest eyes."
CallMeLinski 2 years ago 3
actually since the economy is going down...we should go down one. :) lol
rgjt 2 years ago
"yes he's two but I'm two three!"
wXingVinny 2 years ago 5
two of his five fathers.. lol.
yumyumwhatzohai 2 years ago
This is so Funny!! I almost died!!
Montiil 2 years ago 4
amazing :)
Roarbark 2 years ago
I nined an elevenderloin with my fivek... That cracks me up every time.
sharpe1138 2 years ago 7
you look twotiful threenight, after all these years it's still lol!
albertoclipper 2 years ago
twoderful* :)
wendy321 2 years ago 3
Victor FTW!
Nazgul100 2 years ago 2
that was awesome. we are should have a national inflninetionary day where we can only speak this grnine language!
That made me laugh soo much!!
Twoderful xD
PeterWentzRoxMySox 2 years ago 2
"get out of here, you three-faced triplecrosser!"
RandomZydeco 2 years ago 65
lol crenine. this is awesome.
singingislife18 2 years ago
bwahaha~! Intoxicnineded<3
scrip7ki77y 2 years ago 2
Oh damn, I already made a mistake.
ienjoyopium 2 years ago
I twoder how difficult it would be for two to make every stninetement that came from their mouths inflninetionary.
ienjoyopium 2 years ago 4
great! or grnine...
Amedeo987 2 years ago 3
briliant xD, oh and ieatglue44, if you look at the subs, it's extremely boring ^^.
SprBeany 3 years ago
I'm just wondering about the subtitles in the foreign languages...how would this make any sense in a different language...?
ieatglue44 3 years ago 5
they changed the subtitles so the jokes would stay the same - but the dialog is awfully mutilated.
magickage 3 years ago
Well that's no fun. Make 'em learn English, I say!! Haha (just kidding...no offense intended...then again, if you were offended by this you shouldn't know English...hm....)
ieatglue44 3 years ago
I agree though. I'm dutch (wich is the language the subtitles are in), and the subtitles are just awful. The jokes are still the same, yet it's just not right.
magickage 3 years ago
HA HA HA. good point!!
there is a clip from King of Queens where Arthur calls Dominos pizza "doe min yos" and they have the clip in german and he calls it by its correct name, but the canned laughter must make it confusing. later doug says "why dont you go to "mc doe nalds" but the german track is "mcdonalds" and it just doesnt translate.
4jonah 3 years ago
A counselor at my camp once did this. I thought he'd made it up, but, well, he didn't.
He also did the phonetic pronunciation thing which I also thought he made up.
mwakin22 3 years ago
somebody should make a translator like how Google mad Borg translation i will try to work on one if i don't get in trouble beacuse of copyright i will do it in secret time to get out the old dictionary.
TonPappa 3 years ago