IF I HAD BOOBS?!

[xxxbookloverxxx]

if i was a dude

1.how to pee and target a toitle at the same time

2.have sex with girls

3.get kicked in the crotch

4.get a blow job

5.and get in a real fight

[kuromirockstar]

u scared the crud outta me...

[coolcreep1]

i Would see what a vagina looks like see if its more exhaustiong to masturbate and yea thats it

[lily90084]

shane's hair look's SOOO CUTE LIKE THIS!!!!

tottaly loveing the new look xDDD

[btrlove43217]

if i was a man for one day i would 1pee 2say whatever i want to say to a dude and three run away naked

[ZebrazombieXP]

if i'd be a dude for a day..

i could then.. well i couldn't listen to the music i love bc i'd get a boner.. i love dubstep.

I'd pee standing up and.. yeah tht's bout it.

[BunnyBaeBay]

Shane you're such a weirdo...... LOVE it! haha

[123TroubleDouble]

If I were a boy I would...

1. Piss standing up

2. see what a dick looks like

3. join a football team

[SuperStreetsmarts]

1. I

2. D

3. K

[princesskricket1]

hi shane i thank uer hot

[MaximumVolume1000]

theres a song by beyonce if i were a boy it explains some of it my computa wont let me make a vi response -.-

[ttlywiginout]

I would let you have free food Shane... (Even if it would be because when you tried to look sexy ya kinda looked mental :3)

<3 ya Shane

[somyaraina1]

press 5 over and over again

[SuckySims]

Press pause, and then press the numbers 1, 2, 3, etc on your keyboard. You should get something like this...

1. Pedo face

2. Just... just nasty

3. Crazy nerd face

4. Innocent murderer child face

5. Sex face

6. Heaven face

7. Masturbate face

8. Stalker smile

9. Epic Shane smile :3

[Maisymoo911]

First of all I ain't switching I like being a fuckin girl! But if I did I probably ask. Out a million hot girls lol. I'm not a lez. Oh Shane your hot and want to marry and have kids.... Lol jk(not) love ya bye

[frescabee]

i wud be a gay guy and i wud see it wud be like to masterbate and then see if i can walk alone in a dark alley and not get raped ;p

[vampiregirl310]

i would be the same so it doesn't matter even tho im like a guy all time :D

[Ajtulsian]

I think I would freak out then see how many girls I can pick up.

[Facebook88644]

I say it would be creepy!

[Blondeh19]

If i was a guy i'd prob be masturbating all day... Lmfao

[CRAZYTIMESLOL]

press 7 for damn tities

[MolecularMoonlight]

If I had a dick and balls, I would remove my balls so I could think straight! Then, I would ride a boys bicycle. Pull my pants down so my ass hangs out. Act like I am the boss wherever I go. Oppress nations. Rape the Earth. Torture animals. Bully, abuse and belittle womankind. Then, I'd probably go on youtube and film myself to feed my insatiable ego and insecurity. :09

[kidf1000]

[:D]

[kidf1000]

ok[:D]

[xXIpodsAreMyLifeXx]

...press 5.... repeatedly

[TheLaybrenth]

Omg, the begining scared me. And I already knew what was going to happen!

[Reeces]

Sounds a little weird but if I was a guy for a day I'd just like to take a nap in the grass or on a beach out in the warm sun without worrying about some creeper coming up to me.

[RainbowUnicornNinjaz]

Sometimes I hate being a girl. No guys find me attractive so it really takes a toll on your self esteem

[Emodragonblood]

i was picking my belly button and i sniffed my hand lol

[christyismissing]

I lurvvveeeee being a girl. Life is so much easier cos when we flirt and tease guys literally are wrapped around our finger. If i was a guy I would want to see what guys do in a day. Like generally girls chat so... Nothing dirty guys. Srsly. Girls dont just sit round fingering. Sorry to burst ur fantasy bubbles ;) :P

[amber3819]

i do the same thing every day. idk why but i like it

[camiejose]

if i were a boy i would go in the pool because i hate it when boys can take off their shirts and girls cant . so yeah..

[lalalucy0115]

aparently i would be hot cuz nearly all the boys say im hot

is that pervin?

they look at me weirdly

[potatoluvv]

if i were a dude i would be a perv for a day! idk ive always wanted to try so why not while being a boy!?!?!?!?

[XxDjR1C0xX]

strip tease at a restaurant and tell a waiter to get me a tampon when im in the bathroom LOL

[killapoons]

if i switched genders...i would probably try to get kicked in the vagina...it would be awesome not to get hurt with a pair of nuts...

[Bluecutiexoxo]

dont forget smell pretty TOO ! 

[milathewatergirl]

if i were a boy i would be you because we have the EXACT same personality

[MrStevehellboy]

Fondle my boobs and probably finger myself because apparently female orgasms are fucking ausome!!!

[JBishot4u]

this sucks balls

[NanaCR101]

Click 4, 5 &7 LOL

[eatsleepswim77]

i would go in every bathroom i could find and just walk by all of the girls on the line for the girls room and laugh at them :)

[LeahAndAshleyBitches]

if i was a boy i would pee in the snow ((:

[JumbieJuJuBee]

If i were a boy, i would get a blow job, masturbate, get kicked in the crotch, have sex with a girl aaaaand idk what else..... all those things i said make me sound like a whore.....

[Sweetcake534]

if i was a boy i would do shit that i could never do as a women because women have no real rights

[Kittykat45MSP]

If I was a boy I would slap people in the face with my penis*___*

[riikonightraider]

if i had a penis id be powerful i be like bish! ~penis slap to the face

[gustavovenegas2011]

fit my whole fist in my vagina

[GlubberXx]

Have a wank, grow a mustache, :3 fap fap fap

[MsSwaager]

im a girl

[WapSonax]

1. Play with willy

2. Wear super tight jeans to show the junk off

3. Grow facial hair

[ASTROCAKE1024]

1.Play with my boobs

2.Masturbate

3.Play with boobs

4.Dress very hot

5.Play with my boobs

[nikkie1026]

@ASTROCAKE1024 u are a purve all u but int here are things that have to do with ur girls parts u know i have a finger just for u

[sebicoolio]

LMS for getting stars back instead of like dislike

[xkatielucillex]

yeaaaa U SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME!! and the devil inside was ok

[LetMeLive4eva]

1. I

2. WOULD

3. BE

4. FREAKED

5. OUT

[amaloveable]

if i was a guy for a day, the number 1 thing i would do is try to jerk off with my new penis. i mean come on! in a point of a girl's life, they have probably wondered if masturbating as a guy is easy!!! DONT GIVE MY COMMENT THAT LOOK!!!

[randomtobi]

1. pee anywhere(dont ask lol)

2.get my girl pregnant and then lying i didnt do it(again dont ask lol)

3.wake up with a boner(lol i wana see what its like)

4.dance to im sexy and i know it

and

5.slap people with my dick LMFAO

[PCTrinh96]

I would run around and start jumping on people, forcing them to give me piggy-back rides LOL

[raineybaby621]

1. i'd pee on a tree

2. i'd choke bitches xD

3. i'd fap all the time

4. ummmmmmm

5. unicorns B)

[jazmin1andrade]

i will get derty

[Syringz]

i would go fuck a bartender

[candykrane]

i would run outside naked and say... "look what i got!!!!!!"

[iBePandaBear]

I would fuck the shit out of a lot of women...I'm a lesbian...yeah...bitches better watch out if I get a dick.

[Emmbooxx]

i'd non stop wank.

[CoLoRzxGHoST]

lol funny vid

[DreaMJizeR]

id be my ex 

[cupcakemonkey98]

i would go show ppeople my penis

[MelodyLovesYah]

I don't know what I'd do with a penis.xD It's easier for guys to know what they'd do if they were a girl.

[LizzyDawson45]

It wudd be hard,, I dont know how to use a fucking penis gosh and mine wudd prob be small anyway

[TriggerFlame300]

who else noticed the wii in the background and the red wii game case that most likely means its super mario bros wii :D

[cb342463]

i would be weird and kool at the same time

[msomgchinchillas]

thts what bras and boobs are for:personal purses

[maggie1231226]

it would suck

[RANDOMSAUSAGE1223]

press 7 for dam tities

[cb342463]

@RANDOMSAUSAGE1223

offensive 

[yolkarin]

Press 5 repeatedly LOL

[pillowpetsrepic]

If I was a boy I'd pee my name into a bank of snow. fun right?

[roy201017]

id be a slut if i was a girl!

[EpicGirl45]

ok shane idk y bcuz i never get embarrassed about boobs but wenever i watch this vid u you say....."damn titties!" i get all embarrassed and no 1s even by me! its so weird.....

[gummibears211]

i think stuff could get stuck in ur vag

thats why i would never do that

[TKDstelpa]

2012 <3

[SasukesStalker]

If i was a guy for a day i would see who was a better singer me and my friend or justin bieber and if i knew a guy that was a girl for a day i would hope that that person was having a kid that day see how they like giving birth and have periods see how they like it

[blupikachu1]

if i was a guy i would pee standing up

[CakesTartsAndFarts]

if i were a guy for a day, Id turn myself into a girl :')

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

if i were a girl id play with myself

[mtndewmonkey]

they should have gender role switch day

[lilly007smith]

i would find out why guys are such assholes

[mtndewmonkey]

@lilly007smith u never would

[1324LMAO]

i would get arrested 4 molesting my tits all day

[rdoto89]

if i was a guy i would pee on a tree

[mtndewmonkey]

@rdoto89 its very fun

[m26483]

i love u to shane!

[monasia15]

he fuckin scared me

[acdcislegand]

if i were a girl i would finger myself all day long

[BreebsPeace]

1:30-1:37 actually turned me on. -_- lol like if you agree(:

[blink182andKorn4life]

muh fucka scared the shit outa me!!!!

[INTENSE1597]

ummmmm were did u go to high skool?

[DarcieeeLou]

DAYUM. I nearly shat myself at the start D:

[ItsAPwn]

I would LOVE to be a guy, at least for a day, maybe even a week, because I got a horny best-chick-friend and a bisexual boyfriend ;)

I finally get to experience the dick ^~^

[MarvelousDale]

if iwas a girl i would foundel my boobs all day

[JustWannaBeLovedx3]

if i was a guy, i would like to know what the fuck it is that they feel when they stick their dick in a vagina.!! they play girls so much for it so i would just like to see wtf this 'absolute need' is.

and i wanna see how they feel when getting kicked in the balls(: lol

[fireblad900]

i m a guy

[GlamLatinaChica]

If I was a guy I would be a total pimp;) also I would try to get a boner and fap

[Streamystar]

I would love to be a boy... longer than a day.. like forever... Because all the amazing guys are like gay

>:L

[whitetigerlol123]

if i was a guy i would get a boner as fast as i could hahahah!!!! XD

[queenofthedarkstuff]

If I was a guy...

1. I'd paint my dick to be a unicorn, run outside naked and say "I'm horny"

2. Strut in a speedo

3. Crotch grab!

4. Sexually rub my nipples at a beach

5. Fill a water balloon with piss and throw it at someone :D

[danny125867]

i would play with my boobs all day xD

[danny125867]

@below EEEWW URE SO GAY

[etr174]

TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[TheBearHugs12]

if i was a guy, i would try to piss at all the 8!tche$ i don't like

[annie1emo]

@OrangeTangerine13 you got that right they can be a real bitch some times.

[GM0DIDI0TXB0X]

If I was a girl everything would still be the same....

[PixelDice]

Not all girls use beauty to win over free food. Some of us use death threats.

[BritZ1997]

If I was a dude I would probably switch genders so I could be a girl again! THE END!!!!

[southwestrose]

being a girl isn't all, big boobs and stripping if a guy ever wishes to be a girl DON'T DO IT, the monthly thing is to much to bare for me

[YashaRin]

I Would go around slapping asses. Just because... It'd be fun :'D Skate around and just slap asses. Seem's like it would be bad ass. Now, since I'm a girl, doing that shit, wouldn't be the most exiting thing... <_<''

[launterluvr]

i'm a girl but i NEVER get free things

[XImperfectPerfectly]

I would play with my penis all day. And try to suck it. :D

[LittleMissNerd1000]

I have a friend, we're eighth graders, we're only 13. She gets free food all the time if the cashier's a guy that's like in his 20s, man, when did I start hanging out with whores?

[redlipstick97]

if i was a dude. i'd wack off everwhere, remain bisexual, have a giant 9 way.. annd... take nude pics of myself and keep them.

[MrImstuck]

hhow would he know they h ad the best bathrooms and locker rooms?...

[TheRoxterboy]

Ok guys no bad comments this no gay if I were a girl I would have sex with a dude then be a lesbo it's a day does it matter?

[cicistone7]

umm nah my sis dose it all the time idk y ppl siff belly butttons

[thelittlesweetone]

Just put your keys in your ass? =)

[gerry17sunshine]

I'd go climb a mountain I haven't climbed yet because I'm too weak since if I'd be a guy I'd probably have more muscle. And I'd wear men's clothing because I just love wearing ties and stuff but it doesn't really suit me as a girl. I'd try kissing a girl (maybe more) and I'd do the same with a guy. Am I a bit strange or something? One thing's for sure: my english sucks.

[Gcode1230]

#if i were a girl i would be dramatic bout everything



[ZiraBreyerfan4life]

If I was a guy I would try to suck my own dick....

and piss on an electric fence... XD

[jeffhardyisepic]

@ZiraBreyerfan4life The first one is hard (No pun intended)... But not impossible :3

[ZiraBreyerfan4life]

@jeffhardyisepic Hahaha good to know! XD

[Mw3LAB21]

if i was i girl i would probably do everything that girls do with is talk about drama and i actually like gossiping. its not gay by the way

[snazo99]

lol! love u Shane!

[SexyJacqueef]

lol keep hitting the number 5 on your keyboard..... hott

[shooterboy9901]

@SexyJacqueef 7 is better

[Zombieslayerjon1]

like being a boy pussy are just weird

[feelthelolness]

i would be a boy...and i would play video games all day xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ChuckingFunt]

The start scared me ='[

[OrangeTangerine13]

If I was a guy, id be happy. NO MORE PERIODS DUHHHH :D

[panaynay1]

1:30, Lmfao! That shit was too funny xD

[Ezekiel97ZAS88]

well, says my cousin Jason, if i was a chic, i'd be a sexy Dez 0_0 xD

[iluvshanedawson3]

shane, you are freakin sexy!

[ThePowerofmusic123]

XD 2:54

[BratzRMii]

If I were a boy I would:

Walk around shirtless ( epically if it was summer)

I'd try to rap with an epic chain

Stare at my somewhat small abs

Play NFL Football for GameStation

Be you.

[coolerthanme61]

Be more douchey

Play with myself

walk around shirtless

Make straight males feel awkward by hitting on them

Whore myself around.

[ggirl5899]

if i waz a guy

i would try to lick my own penis

[Nendonintendo]

@ggirl5899 I did

[littlelovedrop2]

@ggirl5899 WTF?

[MrFatso3451]

@ggirl5899 guys arent as flexable i would know

[GM0DIDI0TXB0X]

@ggirl5899 I'm not joking, but, I actually walked in on one of my friends doing that....And I'm a guy O_o

[SgtSwagger93]

lol I tried it when I was younger and more flexable @ggirl5899

[redBOYS69]

@ggirl5899 I can easily do that

[mtndewmonkey]

immpossible

[mtndewmonkey]

@ggirl5899  immpossible

[mtndewmonkey]

immpossible

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

@ggirl5899 its not possible

[TAITOKAITOfanGIRL]

dude what school did you go to?!?!?! I never get treated like that and i have dd boobs >:I ...unfair...

[Vampiregirl1235]

please srcibe 2 me

[MrThymother]

That's why boobs are used for caring

[MrThymother]

@MrThymother carrying

[elebron0372]

1. jack off with my hand

2. jack off with a bagel

3. shave my pubes (not that i don't got hairs on my vagina)

4. jack off with another persons hand

5. (my favorite) i would try to put my dick up my asshole

[Jetblast287]

if i was a girl i would hav a sex change

[gonjafarma89]

If I turned into a girl id play with my pussy and boobs let someone lick them and walk around my house naked, take a shower get a lesbian to have sex with me. Then put things in my pussy and between my boobs.

[dianadomodoll]

true ahaha



[MsJfab11]

if i were a boy i would

1.buy a ps3

2.get a girlfriend

3.have sexxx

4.be lazy

5. go pee

O.o

[christybom]

If i were a boy i would...

1.Watch porn all day

2.Jerk off/pee to see wat it feels like

3.Fuck every cute girl i see

4.Walk around with my junk hanging out

5.Do all these things all day every day

[BlueAndPINK666]

it i was a guy...

1. jerk off

2. see what it was like to pee standing up

3. jerk off

4. have sexxxxx

5. have fun with my dick! :)

[Halokid189]

If i became a girl for only a day

1. take a shit ton of pictures of me naked and in stylish clothes

2. masterbate

3. have an orgy with as many lesbians as possible

4. find a cute girlfriend and film us being lesbians

5. at the end of the day go running around everywhere naked

[DawnOfTheDance00]

if i switched genders and i was a boy i would

1.buy video games

2.get a girlfriend

3.sit on the couch

4.watch tv

5. be LAZY

[DawnOfTheDance00]

i love the girly scream shane sooo funny i kept playing that over and over again !

[piinkninja123]

GET AN EPIC BONER!

;D

[piinkninja123]

1. pee standing up!

2. pee standing up!

3. pee standing up!

4. pee standing up!

5. go have sex xD

[MissSFGiantsLover]

I would jake off as many times I want without people knowing I lost my virginity because I don't have a whole :D

[MissSFGiantsLover]

If I was a boy I would fart how many times I want and people would laugh at it xD I would put on the same outfit everyday and probably not take a shower in days xD I would also eat and eat till I explode, I would scratch my crotch without feeling embarrassed, I would spit on the street at many times I want when I have a cold. I would definitely not put make up on and I would never have to brush my hair because it would be short. I would pee wherever I want :D

[Stuffedanimals1000]

if i was a guy i wouldn't look weird in my band class because i am the only girl sax player

[PetaaPete18]

guy version of jennamarbles

[missemma00]

if i was a guy i wuld:

1. punch my boyfriend and go "dude you should be better to girls"

2. shave my beard :)

3. streak around school

4. be able to tackle the quarterback and not get in trouble with the coach (true story!)

5. get a boner to shane dawson :) :) :) :)

[Psykozinator]

1. Fondle my boobs

2. Fondle my boobs

3. Fondle my boobs

4. Fondle my boobs

5. Fondle my boobs

[WzWmove]

if i was a guy id

1 fuck a slut

2 jerk off

3 ask my bff out

4fuck my bff

5go walk around naked in the stret

btw im emo and a chik

[LeiChY96]

5 things i'd do if i was a guy

1.wank

2.made out with gay emo boy 8don't judge me!!)

3.run around naked with my junk

4.got drunk and fuck every girl/guy at a party (you can get away with it without being called a slut)

5.fuck an apple pie

[LadyXUnknowngirl]

5 Things must do to if I was a guy.

1.watch porn.

2.size my penis to make sure its better then the rest >_>!

3.Be gay or straight. :P 3way?

4. jerk off for the first time ever.

5. Become a emo kid :P.hai fucking emo kid pants are awesome...I secretly own some >_>! DONT JUDGE MEEEE