巴士阿叔 - Bus Uncle (中文字幕 - Chinese Subtitle)

[cerrutiboy1]

what does 收皮 mean?

[leung300995]

真係好弱智 個呀伯 傻系系咁=="

[o94860084]

個靚仔都冇再講野 都知車上面好多人 你又年紀大先唔串你炸 你以為人地驚左你呀？人地都比面你 唔再嘈 你就好似攞彩咁狂鬧 你以為自己好威咩？人地全部都鄙視緊你炸！傻佬！拍下你就大大聲 人地都係想叫你靜D姐 洗唔洗屌哂老母咁呀 咁其他人唔小心撞一撞你 你未要去殺人？低能 返去搵盤水照下塊面啦 阿伯。

[KenRoger]

5年! 5 years!

[dicky31644]

應該係個青年人唔好講粗口

[ultraho314]

其實呢位阿叔好適合做立法會

唔用佢真係浪費左

[MrArnoldCharles]

做咩唔够胆打阿叔啊，甘串都唔打他，一巴扛过去

[sexygirlgirl]

丢7

亚伯

我吊你老母！

[jack00312]

個巴士阿叔都好kai啫.....串得好on 9 lor~香港有壓力鬼5知咩= =冇lala又關好打咩事lor...5想渣手就5渣la...­.串....5識就味串lor....條油好kai...叫巴士­阿伯就差5多= =

[yanpong2]

ON撚鳩個牙伯.

[e114433]

=.=好串

[timjj123]

個呀伯都on99

[Hexecontahedron]

Facebook | 粵・華夏文明　｜　defend Cantonese here

[vongfatima]

係公車上講電話大大聲, 雖然唔係違法, 但可以睇到一個人既修養有幾高. 其實講電話係你自己既私人事, 唔代表其他人想聽, 係外國, 如果好似個亞叔咁, 一早比全車人投以鄙視既目光. 仲有呀, 大聲同講粗口, 唔代表你係啱, 只係代表你無文化咋!!!

[yau031421]

影衰香港人...失敗...

[MsAnimeFan100]

WOW HES SOOO ANNOYING...... he repeated the same words like 10 times.....WOW

[loonglokman]

個阿伯好長氣,無啦啦話下話下人就屌人老母.

個條友都冇出聲啦,仲要係到講.

真係好冇臉!

[biklikbala]

社會的反智現象

[humby123]

I wish I could understand what all these comments say.. very interesting.

[ballball1986]

開創了拍攝真人胡鬧show的先河~

[Killerkillerkiller]

argueing about touching him on his shoulder and telling the Old man too sTFU on the phone.....

[ranbo514]

妈的！看了觉得一肚子的气！分明就是阿伯的错！没文化。。。悲哀­！

[jc2pb4jc2tk2]

香港人的恥辱......

[frozenar]

someone can translate please?

[spike1996730]

嘩.... 條友都唔識串人

[hugodiao30]

依家再看，都是想打個阿伯。

我好彩我沒遇過，如果唔是，報紙頭條一定有我﹗我最討厭話屌人老­母，講個屌字唔得啊？

是要屌人老母﹗＝＝

[xahtingx]

低能;

屌黎屌去咪又系戈幾句.

咁屌咩姐.傾電話大聲.嘈到人.人地都好應該話俾您知l0r-,­-您隔離間屋夜晚仲開大個電視黎睇;1樣道理;您都投訴佢啦;牙­伯-,-您嘈咩姐- -以為自己好勁咩- -人地讓下您咋.您屌人老母就吾岩啦;吾系您話屌人老母您條野就­系人地到;人地同您講屌您老母;您都嘈番佢啦;咁牙叔您嗌乜野-­ -痴線.

[099896]

屌個傻仔吾撚打佢?系我我打撚死佢啦

[javen88chung]

係咁你老闆,又你老母- -

[javaoko]

好明显阿伯是个小气的人。 连闹架都要全方位拿彩

[hurricaneioke]

解決佐,味解決,解決佐,味解決,解決佐,味解決, funny treating someone like a baby

[shimin1103]

这个uncle真过分！！！得人讨厌！！！

[iamyy15]

解決佐～

味解決！

解決佐～

味解決！

解決佐～

味解決！

[iamyy15]

2:44 笑到痴線-.-

[tsechun0531]

個後生仔講左唔好意思啦= =

[glorglorY]

屌你老母講來講去都系呢句

[newtonwan99999]

點解個後生仔唔打咼金佢既?

[cancerpig]

人家尊重老人家,

有风度...

不想惹事~

[louislamkdawg]

lol xD

[0oSwEetCoFfeEo0]

你知我咩卵野咩,我屌你老母!=.=哈哈笑到我柒

[lovefoon530]

個亞伯刀kai kai地既!  凸+囧\./

無lala係度串Q人..冇病丫!!!亞伯!!!

送佢去精神院la..0n9..\口/

[DUHiTZJiM]

This Mr. Bus is just phacking crazy.

[tosexy4u2c]

LOL !

[afuwok6969]

man..i laugh my ass off evry single time i watch this...CLASSIC !!

[SunnyLGF]

不是只有女才愛名牌..

難道名牌有人會不喜歡嗎?

只是她們過份追求名牌而已

[sashakong]

你是香港人嗎??

你來過香港嗎??

你認識全香港的人??

你知道香港的歷史嗎??

你知道香港的文化嗎??

請不要這樣子去講一個你根本不了解的地方

但你這樣子講卻令我們了解到你是一個怎樣的人???

[ASHLEYT9613]

FU ! sad bad word, poooo!!!! :p

[tsangkw0ngsing]

收皮啦

亞伯

學人講粗口\./

[edy043]

屌你老母...LOL

[manchanh1]

哈. 己經過1,574,727人睇啦 真強

[IaMaBAByZa1]

哑伯，你去ham 狗 7 啦

[pc1878]

駛吾駛甘激呀!

[kchoi12323]

收皮啦

亞伯

學人講粗口\./

[kp664]

RIP!

[skiercrossing611]

其實 人哋講電話大關你咩事 其他人都冇出聲 咁佢可以落去下層咪得囉!

[Alesder93D1Hardstyle]

屌你老母!!!

[crbassassin]

i have stress, you have stress

[k24163474]

係我既話~佢自己落左車了-.-

因為我一定嘈到佢冇野好講~

佢第一聲屌我老母果時~~佢就冇機會再出聲了-.-

[JwSiNZ]

Lols the young has no guts ... =-=

[sexycherrybabe]

haahaa

[brian151194]

2:40個到有人係到笑=.=

[9394527]

係我一定屌死個阿叔囉 on99咁

唔屌老母咪屌老豆囉

插屎眼啦 老勢

[326417761]

我唔拍你膊頭,唔通拍你個頭咩!

[pigvincent]

我唔拍你膊頭,唔通拍你個"龜"頭/"乳"頭/"膝"頭/"額"­頭咩!  xDDD~~

[gunzpk3r]

did that teen even talk in the phone?

[longshanlung]

條友刺串

[edisonfreedom]

你有压力，我有压力喔。。哈哈

[goodgames]

i understand cantonese... the bus uncle keeps on repeating "i go fuck your mom" and so on...but i dont know why they are shaking hands...weird o.o

[larrytszwali]

就是痴線佬一名,還去選特首.月同佢講多都無謂,一於打佢两把掌­再算

[300086248]

i think that uncle has issues

need to calm the shit down man

[bronwynyeung]

Kai...The boy is so poor...

[kcmkiu]

条后生仔真白痴任他闹如果是我早就他到他扑街

[199444kevin]

哈哈哈~ 柜說乜?~>

[hoilon888]

shit so funny man he only know hyow to say fuck

[camjackshow]

hey alan 7 head

[bensaiylp]

kwai

[LOVELYCUTIE212]

the guy in the front is so stubborn...

[XPJayzX]

lolzz..... at the end...

diu~~~~!!!!!

[yoursaremine]

黎位阿叔系唔系脑有问题啊?

[dmonsterking]

lol..that kid..is so sad..

[26983091]

哈哈哈........youxx我~~~~~~~~~xxx我­xxx ^_&^

[26983091]

veryvery good tv to see=

3=====

[leo961126]

THe MEN IN FRONT KEEP ON SAY ABOUT HIS MOM , I REALLY WANT TO HIT HIM.THE MEN ON THE BACK IS GOOD,I HATE THE MEN ON THE FRONT!

[watzurname3]

Shit.....just beat his ass up or ready...

[NeoTheMatrix14]

diu diu seng

[warpblade079]

stfu u dumbshit

[kenizaton]

lol..this is lame sia

[annnjet]

crazy

[joyblackgg]

suck

[dan198002021216]

那大叔是沒被黑社會的堵過哦- - 要是他嗆的是黑社會的他怎辦= =

[Lackneets]

他們在鬧啥？

[Zoegurl2283]

someone should go find that F**king old man and chop off his tongue

[proud4inchchinkdink]

kai hahahaha

[candiawong]

Kai

[yyykkkei]

六畜不安

月日無光

四象顚倒

日夜哀號

[kiddy322]

58210100 u cb fucker said weak chinese!

[Casperwinde]

geng a

[LinkyParky]

oh my god..hahha, that old chinese man is just dumb retared

[ymalia]

yeah here in hk alot of those people was crazy and they also talking loud like they are fighthing wahahaha...

[fengyiwu]

I know Chinese,because i'm a Chinese man!!

[58210100]

such a bad as s, and other people just pretended they dont see nothing. week chinese

[joeyneoh]

Someone Help me DUP that old bird please. DUP him and DUP him and DUP him again. I'm sure he will die like cockroach if this incident happens in Malaysia.

[shashashalala]

the ending was the best

lol ... super on 9 both of them !

[bigtier]

hongkong

[zsubmarine]

1 old man have call ,he talk too loud,young man touch his arm remaind him dont be too noisy

2 the old was angury

3 this events is very popular in HK ,in the summar of 2006.

4,there r social worker saying that the old man have to many presure

[ChocolateSword]

i got pissed off by this f***king old man

[spambuster1982]

you stupid puta, they talk about your momma

[kiwi1428]

im referring to '1982brasil'

[kiwi1428]

shut up u old man

[alvinc5]

Most Chinese people talk loud, angry or calm. Don't ask why.

[trevortan]

help!an anbody teach me how to save the clip to my computer,pls?thanks!!!

[starlandliu]

In youtube, you can't save video clips into your computer.

[aeriyu]

Actually, yes you can

Google is your friend  :)

[syez00]

hey. it CAN be downloaded. you are just an IT idiot. i've downloaded so many video clips.

[starlandliu]

So how you do it? Since you are so smart, tell me!

[MOONTIEN]

weak ass

[gammashinobi]

lols he talk so much end up also got whacked afterwards...lawl

[MumeiKamisama1357]

The dude got piss and said he warn him. The old dude said why are you warning me. The old man added "There is no harm in fucking people." More swearing. The dude had enough, took out his cellphone.

[MumeiKamisama1357]

The dude said you shouldn't have involve the mother. Then the old dude said "if we don't fuck our mothers, who are we suppose to fuck." The old dude continue "i fuck your mom, is my dick with your mom."

[MumeiKamisama1357]

First the old guy complain about his shoulder being touch. Then the dude finally apologize. And then the old guy complain about them not shaking hands. The dude finally shook hands. Next the old dude say the notorious swearing phrase which involve the dude's mother. The dude said you shouldn't have involve the mother. Then the old dude said "if we don't fuck our mothers, who are we suppose to fuck." The old dude continue "i fuck your mom, is my dick with your mom."

[troarty]

<troarty.com>0:00 get off the bus, what do you want</troarty.com>

<troarty.com>0:05 i was talking on the phone, why did you tap my shoulder</troarty.com>

<troarty.com>0:10 we don't know each other</troarty.com>

<troarty.com>0:15 why you have to do that</troarty.com>

<troarty.com>0:20 we are both under pressure in this society</troarty.com>

<troarty.com>0:25 i have to talk to you</troarty.com>

<troarty.com>0:30 i just want to talk to you, i didn't touch you</troarty.com>

[oxygen1234]

Dude that old guy DOES talk loudly. -_-

[dachkie]

that faggot got no guts, old man scolding him and he just sit there and even shake hands, i would have tell the old man to get out of the bus and wack the hell out of him, talking loudly on a public bus and still dare to scold people, i have scream at tons of people who makes noise or talk loudly on the bus before and no 1 dares to make a 2nd sound, maybe because i dont look 1 percent as wimpy as that kid

[WestabL1sheD]

ja011 u racist lil prick go stuff ur face wiv hamburgers mudafucking lil bitch, lemme catch 1 of u racist lil cunts i'll cut ur face up for fun..

[WestabL1sheD]

get off the bus hurry up dnt stay on the bus, what do u want? im chattin on the fone why the fuck you tappin me? i didnt tap ur head boss whats the big deal?were both under pressure in this society u dnt kno me i dnt kno u so y the fuck you touching me? you jus attention seeking, YOU THINK YOU A GOOD FUCKING FIGHTER YOU PRICK? FUCK YOUR MUM!

[Kellychen7]

omg this is funny xD

[seekwai]

很好笑！我看了几次都还是觉得很好笑！这个阿叔真是很搞笑！

[chongyaucheong]

你哋快d將所有巴士阿叔o既節目產咗去啦!

[gravyizgud]

i dont get it

[Sujatmi]

Me too D=..

Why are they like handshaking at a certain moment?

And why is he called bus uncle, is he the boys uncle or something?

What's all the fuzz about this vid?

Doesn't look that important to me, there are grumpy whining men everywhere in the world, unfortunely ._. .

And why did so many people recorded it XD?

I would be mad is people would record me having an argument on the bus ;o. Privacy people?

I want explainations please ^.^'''''....

[deadasoren]

The person who originally uploaded the film named the old guy as "uncle bus", then gradually he was called bus uncle. According to Jon, the guy who recorded the whole thing, he recorded it as evidence in case there is a fight.

[bwutterfwiez]

LOL!! i havent laughed so hard in ages. man.. that guy is one crazy mofo.. lol.

[weIsIan]

kao! u n r e a s o n a b l e !haiZ~..

maybe the wires in his brain jux lost connection/he has "you yu zhen + gen nian qi"/he is really under serious stress.

we can do nth to stop these ppl

maybe..jux ignore.

the victim..poor thing..i feel sad for him.. =(

haiZ~.. .think from another way, the uncle is quite a poor thing also..bcux of his behaviour & attitude, ppl will nt like him..& he will haf no friends

so..ya..this is what he will get..

[adamsami]

this one is really good capture of the uncle bus message http://www.movingtee.com/bus-u­ncle-m-10.html

[JaneChong]

such arrogant people!!!!

[ilovemingmingg]

[[

[ilovemingmingg]

kl

[RIPped]

R U SAYING U PPL ARE FORM HONG KONG

[johndoe2006xxx]

I was also on this bus and recorded it from a different angle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=kvc0emqt_xY

[aznchick1o1]

woah wtf :| this guy such an asshole :/ like jeezus the kid already appologize :| need to handshake? the kid didnt even swear ? what is he drunk?? :| so loud and disruptive :S what is he ? dramaqueen?

[tomjc]

new uncle bus video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=E35DJ-66tJA

[tomjc]

new uncle bus video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=E35DJ-66tJA

[popozhu]

巴士阿叔 清新無粗 幽默搞笑 減壓解決版

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=6aR1kI5kcd4

[tommy141184]

if i am the four eyes..i will give the stupid fellow a fist of furry..and kick his ass off the bus...it is just not a big deal of going to police station..:P

[AnnoyedNeighbor]

NO WAY ALL HONG KONG PEOPLE ARE RUDE LIKE THIS. my neighbor is stressing me out though!!!!

HELP!!

[mortyweisensteinprod]

awesome asian video

come check out awesome naked asian ladies at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=xJ091zNBZIk

[jmapelteuz]

Take a look here >

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=PhQvLNxza6k

Funny video!

[jmapelteuz]

See this vid! Bush "fuck the world"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=0NNHrylFhC8

[nba185]

Stupid video with noobs at english

[popozhu]

巴士阿叔 清新無粗 幽默搞笑 減壓解決版

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=6aR1kI5kcd4

[HiuWai]

stupid comment──nba185

[nba185]

Stupid cheena video

[freezyhot]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G0g­zjeNMbdw

this one is more funnier

[deadasoren]

巴士阿叔 bus uncle Dr.Dre song MTV: Diu (rap remix)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=yjRcXLK5T4g

[nba185]

stupid video

[HiuWai]

stupid comment

[mtbikemikeg]

bus uncle will define our times. thank you. very smart indeed!

[ValleyLane]

original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=H20dhY01Xjk

[AnnoyedNeighbor]

I think bus uncle is related to my neighbor LOL ... both are nuttier than nutty. I live in HK too (Quarry Bay) and started taking videos of my neighbor lol. Should be interesting.

[deadasoren]

巴士阿叔 東之粗X口論 REMIX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=8B86LOh2cLs

[AnnoyedNeighbor]

i live in hong kong and have encountered some rude people here. i like it overall, but even my neighbor is out of control.

[hl2user]

LOL he sure is a cocky one!

[ValleyLane]

some translations are wrong.

[tunman]

真 正「 巴 士 阿 叔 」 下 集

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=-vAyuY30cdU

[freetv]

Flying Surfboard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=bAtzrg37qRA

[usy12]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=ramRcoVdQ_8

LMAO vid

[kadavy]

Here's a funny one right here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=GvU8fL4MiSQ