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  • haha now he's published through dutton

  • great expectations... in your pants! take that mr. Charles DICKens!

  • On Valentine's Day last year, a friend and I made some 'Heart Junk Mail' and did a positive prank by posting them to different work places and public services (Firefighting, Policing, Hospitals, etc) in the early hours of the morning so when they head to work for the day, they have the respect of people appreciating their hard efforts throughout the year. We plan to make a sequel to this event.

  • One day Henry will see this, and face palm

  • IN YOUR PANTS. IN YOUR PANTS! xD

  • I have to say this is probably my absolute favorite vlogbrothers video that is not a song. Love it.

  • We found that we wanted to do it with music. We found an avenged sevenfold song called A little Piece of heaven. This makes it a Little Piece of heaven in your pants :D

  • I need a Daniel Biss. I'm hopeless with math.

  • I feel that Daniel Biss will make for a great treasurer.

  • in your pants lol and i want nerd love 

  • LETS REMIX THIS IMAGE

  • Illinois Pwns Everything! Go Northern Illinois!

  • The "2-year-old me who looked like a girl" looks so much like Henry, it is unbelievable.

  • "In Your Pants" will never get old. Ever.

  • Touching Spirit Bear

    Oh, and am I the only one who thinks Looking for Alaska in your pants is funny?

  • Moby Dick? anyone? no?

  • Pooh Gets Stuck...in your pants! This completely made my day, and is hands down the only -In Your Pants joke to literally make me laugh out loud.

  • The Crow-field Curse...in my pants...

  • did you spit on the camera when you said:"daniel biss is going to PONE..." :P

  • You counted your ex-girlfriends?

  • It also works for songs.... It feels like rain... in my pants.

  • Well hello there other John green :)

  • so, in your pants:

    The Curious Incident

    and a book in slovenian that translates into Go With Me (but it sounds better with 'in my pants')

  • I've got a few... Vampire Diaries. Eternal Darkness. A Stranger Arrives... got more just gotta find the sheet.

  • I kinda feel bad for how often John calls Daniel Biss haha :P I guess Daniel doesn't mind though!

  • We are all a little weird and life's a little wierd,

    and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness

    and call it love

  • touching the spirt bear.....in your pants

  • I need a Daniel Biss in my life

  • XD

    decepticon in comments is lonely. 'where'd you go?? don't tell me you have a life!! i wanna keep flaming!!!!'

  • FIFTY FOUR????

  • @FuzzCutieNerd you should read an abundance of Katherines

  • @FuzzCutieNerd It annoyed me that this comment had 55 and not 54, so i fixed it.

  • In your pants joke: "Catching Fire" IN YOUR PANTS. 

  • "As the kitty hath wrote: 'k thx bi' " great quote from the book of "Teh Catz" in the bible of meem.

  • Wheeee decepticons in the comments! If you don't like the videos, just don't watch. That makes everyone's life easier.

  • @beaviz810izback go be mean somewhere else

  • spending the last day of my summer holidays watching old vlogbrothers/charlieissocoolik­e vlogs :D not a bad way to spend it either... :D :D

  • @beaviz810izback Go be a troll somewhere else.

  • infinity... in your pants

  • i laughed like a child. in your pants jokes are jokes

  • You do know that Winnie the Pooh has a cook book called Cooking With Pooh (In Your Pants)?

  • @beaviz810izback You presumptuous vassal. You carcass fit for hounds.

  • @beaviz810izback You undigested lump. You aren't worth the dust the rude wind blows in your face.

    Nerdfighteria FTW

  • @blacksnowhitequeen. You're just offended at the truth. The nerdbrothers here live like maggots off of you half dead minions. You are tools to them. They build you all up to feel all good and they reap the benefits. But of course you don't care about that, You're STUPID! You can't be yourselves no, you have to be led around because you are lost sheep without a bo peep. I thought I heard "bah bahahahahaaaa," no, that's just you spouting your clan's shakesperean insults. That's why you dislike me.

  • @beaviz810izback Yeah, yeah. Talk about a giant squid of anger.

    And I don't use Shakespearean insults as part of a clan, I use it because it sure beats the hell out of "stupid".

  • @blacksnowhitequeen. "Giant squid of anger." Once again there you go copying your pied piper. You have absolutely no imagination of your own. The stupid remark I made was just the truth. The word stupid is quite accepted by the world when referring to ignorance. "Giant squid of anger" is for morons who have no mind of their own. You enjoy leaders like these ass clowns to think for you then you just regurgitate what they say with no imagination or thought of your own.

  • @beaviz810izback I use "Giant squid of anger" because it applies and I like the term.

    And I could go into the many ways in which I have a mind of my own, and not just me but all the other nerdfighters; how nerdfighters have come up with great projects of there own for charity and many other things; how they are very keen on letting there actions speak as much as their words; how I myself have written stories and done projects of my own (many successful) but I have a life to attend to.

  • @blacksnowhitequeen. And you are who?...... I thought so, you're nobody. Some life to attend to. probably the life you are attending to is John's latest book lol. Giant squid of anger only applies for the likes of you, it sounds quite childish to, like out of a Dr. Seuss book. But, that is the extent of your mental capacities I guess. I mean it's quite obvious that John & Hank are trying mold children with his ideals so what better way to do it, brainwash morons like you!

  • @beaviz810izback it's funny because you're a ball of hatred that means nothing in life and you know it so you go hating on other people.And yes I realize by responding you're going to write back with whatever ridiculous drivel comes to your mind but you know what? I don't care. You're not really worth any more of my time past me pointing out that you're a sad man and should try to better yourself. I know you won't but it can't hurt to try. Oh well. You won't be hearing from me again.

  • @beaviz810izback Jee, that's really mature of you. Rip on something that helps people to live life to the fullest and give to others. A piece of advice- instead of hiding behind the mask of the internet, and calling John a dumbass, why don't you stop being rude to others. Because no one here, not John, not Hank, not any of the other Nerdfighters care about what you are saying. To be honest, you are only strengthening our beliefs and resolves, because you are giving us something to fight against.

  • @spocklivesforever. "and give to others" ?? Really? Giving is really TRUE giving. True unconditional giving is when no one knows who the giver is. Like their charity work here, if one knows you're the giver then you are doing it for recognition. A pat on the back from your minions. A reward for the ego. Job well done and shit like that. Look at SageBodisattva here, that is a giver to humanity! Not me and definetly NOT nerdfighteria. The fullest? Who decides what is the "fullest" life?

  • @beaviz810izback Really? Most what they do here is help us be happy with our life, and helping us realize that few of us actually DO give enough. That is a major part. You're right, they don't give the most, they aren't the kings of unconditional giving, and they don't pretend to be. And if you watched any of these videos, a lot of them are encouraging us to give more, give to charity!

  • @spocklivesforever. But in encouraging you to "give more, give to charity" they are only putting themselves on display over the whole thing. Literally! They are only stroking their own egos. YOU have to decide to give, if it has to be encouraged then it isn't pure and genuine giving on your parts. You're only being influenced by your pied piper. Look up "Spiritual Practices - Part 2" by SageBodisattva and see what true giving is.

  • @beaviz810izback I see your point, but it still doesn't change the fact that encouraging people to give to charity does not classify them as a dumbass nerd, and doesn't make them bad people. As I see it, they are doing their best to do what they think is best for the world. In my opinion, they are not the kinds of people you should be focusing your full extent of critisism on.

  • @spocklivesforever. Did I say the vlogbrothers were dumbass nerds FOR encouraging you to give? No. Where did you get that from? Not from me. They are not exactly stupid, their "benevolence" makes them profit, it is one of their angles towards survival. It gives them attention for being such "good" people, which in turn gives them personal profit as well, that is NOT unconditional true giving. Think about the word unconditional. They are feeding their wallets & egos while "giving."

  • @spocklivesforever. They aren't wicked bad but they aren't good either. Saying they aren't the kings of unconditional giving does NOT justify it. If they gave every single cent they made off of nerdfighteria to charity including all sales from their books and music then that would be true charity. You see, it's a contract, It's a "I do this and you give me that" or I "earned" it. That's not real giving. It feeds their wallets and egos. Giving with a contract. Self preservation giving.

  • @beaviz810izback And then there's the root of the matter. If you really don't think that John and Hank are doing the right thing, then why don't you try to change our mind in a way that's not INSULTING!!! Maybe you haven't realized this, but insulting people is not a good way to change their mind. Like, at all. Maybe you just felt like flaming, and in that case I will be sorely disappointed. Because if you are, that would mean that I have no sympathy for you or your opinion.

  • @spocklivesforever. Sympathy? Nothing I could say would change your biased minds anyway. I could be as kind as possible and you would still be offended that anyone would DARE say anything against the vlogbrothers in ANY way. Kind of similar to how the extreme tea party supporters react when you question what REALLY happened on 9/11. But those who are told to shut their mouth ask anyways. Even if I offend nerdfighters they at least THINK outside of their bubble for at least a split sec.

  • @beaviz810izback Wow, if that's not prejiduce, I don't know what is. To be frank, I am biased about a lot of things, but I always, ALWAYS try my best to see things from other peoples point of view, because if they really believe something, they have a real reason. Obviously, by your arguements, you really believe that these are not good people. And maybe we would have been able to have an INTELLIGENT and NON INSULTING (on both sides, I said rude things too) if you had not started by insulting us

  • @spocklivesforever. I replied to your comment above about charity. Anyways, "prejiduce" ?? What does that word have to do with this? You are biased about a lot of things? Well thank you for being honest there, I like that! Yes, you are SO biased that you don't see what's in front of your face because you do not WANT to see. Ignorance is bliss as long as you "belong." Nerdfighters absolutely REFUSE to think outside of their "community's" bubble. You don't want to have an outside perspective.

  • @spocklivesforever. No more comment? why can't you admit the truth about not wanting to have a perspective outside of nerdfighteria? Let me guess, hmmm, is it because you want to BELONG to something, to fit in? Would you not belong if you dared to stray from any of their ideals? You want to melt away your individuality. After all, you did say "if you had not started by insulting US." Is it an "us" or is it nerdfighteria? The we and us. Why must it be "us" ?? Are you afraid to be an individual?

  • @beaviz810izback I'm sorry, I did not comment because I was busy. But now, I have time. When I said insulting US, it was because you were insulting something we stand for, and someone we respect. And trust me, I am soing anything but melting away with my individuality. It's not like I agree with everything John says, but I respect him enough to accept his opinion. And I am not afraid of telling someone I don't agree with them, but it's a totally different thing to say you hate their idea.

  • @spocklivesforever. I have times where I'm out & not on here either. So don't run your "I have a life bullshit" on me. It's either "us" or "we" with all of you. Why can't it just be I? What, are you afraid you won't feel like you belong to a sheeple group if you said I instead of we or us? are you, you? Or are you one unfied collective of "awesome" ??

  • Does Daniel Biss ever get annoyed at all the math questions?

  • Pooh gets stuck on your pants!

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaa!!!!!

    Oh, I lol'd so hard at that.

  • do I dare say it?

    Think I do.

    puff levels > 9000

    DFTBA~

  • Daniel biss must be frikkin awesome

  • My friends and I (all nerdfighters) bought 400 Valentines, dressed in all black, went into school at 5am, and deposited the aforementioned valentines into the lockers of our peers. We had each other to trade valentines with, but there were undoubtedly those out there who were completely alone, and we like to think that the valentine ninjas made their day.

  • This just popped up on the Recommended Videos on my homepage, and it reminded me, my friend were going through Goodwill the other day looking for books to laugh at... And we found The Left Hand of God... In your pants.

  • I AM NOW A NERD FIGHTER!!!! And, one more thing, The 39 Clues IN YOUR PANTS!!!! That sounded more funny in my head, oh well...

  • "The left hand of God" in your pants. :3

  • Daniel Biss should run for governor. He would do a hell of a lot better than Pat Quinn.

  • You've been dumped by 54 girls, but thats 18 times the number of boyfriends ive had. And the first was in fifth grade.

  • 00:15 When he says recently. Is it me or did he just blink?

  • Gone With the Wind...In Your Pants.

  • IS IT TOO LATE TO VOTE?!?

  • @Travmann777 YES!

  • "or possibly here!" My god, he's a fortune teller.

  • The man who mistook his wife for a hat ... In your pants.

  • Fifty-four? Really John?

  • Yeah.....My birthday is Valentine's Day.......It really sucks. Not because of the whole love thing or the possibility of being single on the day of love, but it's because all of my friends are with their significant others. UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH.

  • Spanking Shakespeare in my pants.

  • I was the 2220 like. I feel quite special.

  • 54 GIRLS EXCUSE ME

  • Ok, little John looks EXACTLY like Henry! You are clones!

  • AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    

  • I got a Valentine's Day card a year ago. It was the first Valentine's Day card I ever got.

    But it was addressed to my apartment's previous resident.

  • @AwkwardWaffles

    I KNOW! i can picture him in line at a resturaunt all "hey, daniel, how much can i get here for $6.34 if the menu is..."

  • did daniel ever get used to u guys just calling him up and asking him some random question and then hanging up?

  • I love watching these videos. And I adore your puff!

  • If I Stay (by Gayle Forman) in your pants.

  • in which john predicts the future youtube format!

  • @huamela when in this video does he do that?

  • My friend totally defied puff levels........

  • Ursula K. Le Guin: The Left Hand of Darkness... In Your Pants

  • @jcmik I'm reading that book right now!!!! CRAZY!

    I

  • From My Veiwpoint: The Detective Co. In Your Pants Holes In Your Pants and Do It Yourself In Your Pants.

  • Everybody Poops... in your pants

  • awwww....i love nerd love =)

  • "Playing with Horse Power" ........in your pants.

  • What we call a girl puff?

  • @JustABitUnlikely11 a puffette perhaps?

  • The Odyssey in your pants...not too funny unless you notice that odyssey means an epic journey

  • The puff may pwn gravity, but Hank's machine would in time come to pwn noobs.

    So there you go.

  • lol "Poo Gets stuck" IN YOUR PANTS!!! I laughed so hard.

  • Of all the books visible from where I'm currently sitting, the highlight would have to be:

    Something rotten in your pants

  • @MsSmarticus That changed my life.

    Thank you.

  • @Danekero You are most welcome. I am delighted someone else could appreciate it.

    (On a side note, it sits right next to "The Gathering in your pants." Which I also like.)

  • breaking dawn in your pants

    catching fire in your pants

    sense and sensibility in your pants

    to kill a mockingbird in your pants

    teehee :)

  • such a better way to use valentines day, if only twas stilldone

  • That photo's not a girl, it's Chord Overstreet in Glee.

  • as the kitty hath wrote: tape expire.

    (CC)

  • I just finished reading 'It Should Have Been Me.. In your pants' ^^

  • 54? Really?

  • that puff is defiantly getting there

  • This video is so funny with transcribed audio.

  • 54. :o

    That is all.

  • The Puff was rising.

  • 0:22 Justin Bieber?

  • 0:22 Js

  • man that always get me :D

  • I loved Oranges arn't the only fruit in my pants hehe

  • I'm nine inches away from being as tall as you.

  • I miss the nerdy glasses

  • I'm on the Ning chatting... These people don't know what NerdFighterLike is!!!!!

  • I want Daniel Biss for Illinois!

  • @PurpleFlamingoz Now you've got him.

  • what is the ning?

  • Fifty-four?!

    FIFTY-FOUR.

  • this is great way to spend my day, watch old vlogbrothers videos

  • @HeizenXD lol i totally agree, last weekend I spent six hours watching old vlogbrothers videos

  • @HeizenXD I do the same thing all the time

  • @HeizenXD Thats what I do when I'm at home sick! Well, that and old Disney movies. =D

  • I live your glasses here!

  • ahem CURRENT state representative Daniel Biss!!!

  • happy who's WHAT day?!?!?!?!?!? 80

  • i thought it was nerdlike...? i want my nerdboy to notice me... :(

  • @HPwrocks Speaking on behalf of nerdboys, we can be shy.... heh :D

  • This video is one of my favourites of all time. "Pooh gets stuck in your pants" and record levels of puff.

  • I'm very happy.

    In one day less than a month, i shall be able to join the Ning.

    -insert smileyface here-

  • Ahhaha, your baby picture reminds me so much of Henry

  • As the kitty hath wrote...KTHXBAI."

    This is why I love you, John.

  • all tho i am a nerd i like valetimes dat for the reason of it's bin my birthday scince i was like born

  • I never liked giving people cards then, it always felt dishonest, in fact one year i was given cards to give to a class, and I threw them out. I might be a terrible person

  • It took my maths nerd 3 seconds to do it...

  • In 3rd grade, it's not that people were mean to me. It was mainly that everybody except my five or so nerdfriends pretty much ignored me. All the time. NOW it's that everybody's mean to me.

  • @GaminGuy9001 been there, done that. its okay, life gets better. i was (and still am,) the most hated person in school. but i still have friends. ...just none of them are in the school/grade...

  • @PrincessAmberTDI Yeah.... I have friends in my school, but they still aren't very nice to me. There was one person who was nice to me, but now she hates me because I "talked about video games" (this is the reason she listed). But I'm doing pretty good because I'm egotistical enough (without being self-obsessed) so that when others tease/bother me, it doesn't annoy me. Plus, I'm slowly making a few new nerdier friends. Anyway, I hope you make some awesome friends (assuming you want to). DFTBA!!!

  • Its like you had some magical power of knowing what youtube would be like

  • Rabiit's door even looks like an anus

  • OMG "pooh gets stuck" Epic!

  • Last words of James K Polk

    "I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you."

  • hahaha i lol'd at pooh gets stuck

  • A Series of Unfortunate Events.........in your pants

    (lol my friend came up with that)

  • you were adorable when you were little!!!!!!!!

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire...IN YOUR PANTS! <3

  • 'Pooh gets Stuck' was just about my favorite book when I was 4.(:

  • Are you reffering to D.O.D. as the Department Of Defense?

  • omg you looked like a girl when you were little.

  • I despise Valentine's Day -.- with a passion.

  • that wasnt so hard.. 11 goes into 72 6 times, with a remainder of 6. 6/11 is equal to .54545454545454545454545454545­45454... if you could remember the fact that any thing with a denominator of 11 is (numerator)x(9) and put into a repeating fraction, thus making the answer to 72/11= 6.5454545454545454545454545454­545454545454545454545454545454­545454545454545454545454545454­545454545454545454545454545454­545454545454545454545454545454­545454545454545454545454545454­545454545454... im only 12 yrs old

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  • Alls Well That Ends Well In Your Pants

  • Can totally see Ze Frank's  influence in this video.

  • After watching this video I had to go for a doctors check up, In the waiting room there was a leaflet titled 'STD's' I lol'ed

  • its weird, even though ive seen every video, i forget how much nerdfightery-goodness is held within every vlogbrothers video. it amazes me. dftba!

  • why do u call sara the yeti.  its cute+funny but i dont know why u call her that

  • @lucymcfaith because she never show up on videos. like the ever elusive yeti.

  • 1:54 I'm sure a few months ago people laughed at how you pointed downwards randomly

    now it's sadly accurate

  • Nerdlove is more than the sum of it's two awesome parts.

  • The Boy Who Lost His Face in your pants.

  • Buffet at McDonalds in your pants!!!!!!

  • Where the wild things are in your pants.

  • Along Came a Spider... In your pants

    But my favorite is Star Trek: Before Dishonor... In your pants

  • What of "The Good Neighbor" in your pants