Kramer figures out George's secret code

[Tansey81]

what kind of man are you? you're weak, spineless ...

[AirBoyPlummets]

Highest rated comment.

[TheKturner05]

The two highest rated comments are not the same!

[Vereekeld]

Kramer should be a detective!

[flyflip87]

what episode is this

[BlazeUp1231]

LMFAO, how george runs down the hallway screaming shut' SHUT UPP

[robot1002]

BOSCO!!

[Kstylero7]

is 2011...

[philpritchettphan]

muhahahaha, two highest rated comments are now 4 thumbs apart!

(insert troll face)

[acdclife94]

@philpritchettphan not anymore ahahahhahahahahaha thx to me powned

[calixa]

BOOOOOOOOOSSSSSCCCCOOOOOOOOOOO­O!

[q8guider2]

I bet that every body saw the two highest rated comments and didn't want to ruin the number of people who liked it.

[Born2Punch]

@q8guider2 i fucked it up on purpose

[q8guider2]

@Born2Punch lol 

[brown887842]

How are the two highest rated comments exactly the same?

[MsMarc1234]

@brown887842 That is so sad! How are somebody so desperat to get the top comment?

[C2JKK]

I made the comments the same ;)

[zakkssst]

How are the two highest rated comments exactly the same?

[imRyRy]

I love when Kramer has smart moments.

[DeepAbsentia]

"Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no.."

Perfect hahahah

[Alpito123]

15 persons couldn't find out Georges secret code.

[leksandar3]

i got to go !!!

[dr1345]

weak? spineless? man of temptation? well, describes me perfectly!

[oleskoolineffect]

I luv it. Can`t stop laughing. The whole cast is incredible. I`m an all time Seinfeld fan.

[Aigoth]

BOSCO!! BOSCO!!

[109367]

XD the top comments LMAO

[Rougamaru]

you know, you'd think that by now, they would have realized,

that they must never, EVER, underestimate the kramer!

[styxtap]

My dark master is the coffee bean. *sips one of two iced coffees on desk*

[cnh2132]

Impressive performance by Kramer.

[radelgratereaux]

Your dark master the coco bean jajajajaja

[fastorange7]

George you're obviously lying, anyone can see that!

[CyberVsWolverine]

@bavarianwerks and @exo26921 i dont know but is stupid

[GrandMaster2350]

Shout out your code man!!!

[golaitz]

Cocoa bean.

[squibblejack]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA LOL HAHAHAHAAAA

[mattahy]

You're a porky fellow!

[Mokkari77]

@mattahy

It's 'portly' meaning "rather heavy or fat;"(dictionary)

[mattahy]

@Mokkari77

Well then, I stand corrected.

[DrPoon]

Kramer is a genius.

[brown887842]

@nandro83 Now they are miss quoted!

[mt901k]

14 people are weak, spineless portly fellows

[KISSBeatle]

love seinfeld!

[anythingnew]

@Idiocracy2040 Good thing he's on the good side

[sillydillydokieo]

@exo26921 haha i was going to do the same thing. i gave you thumbs up

[acedaface954]

anybody see jerry at the end of this vid? they should've had him say the popular phrase on the show; "thats a shame." lol

[sanbi221]

My dark master is the Pepperoni Pizza.

[Rooshman]

BOSCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BassHeadsProduction]

Only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. if you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon!

Ahaha, I fucking love this show.

[algor123]

bosco my code is bosco

[pinkstrawberrypig]

14 people crave salty snacks.

[BeanManIncorporated]

The coco bean! Haha

[dpills133]

Since when can you use a word as an ATM PIN? This has been bothering me for many, many years.

[elpete1987]

@dpills133 the numbers have letters on them. as phone buttons have.

[MsJK21]

@dpills133 You've never used an ATM in the U.S.?

[Clonetrooper1139]

@dpills133 You sue the numerical equivalent of the word you want. Like phone numbers.

[ReptilianLaserbeam]

@dpills133 you see numbers have letters like in phones... like 1 has abc under it... like that

[huqiao]

@ReptilianLaserbeam For non-American viewers, it's a bit difficult to understand that part.

[stigler30]

@ReptilianLaserbeam Wrong!, 2 has ABC under it.

[MrGyromancy2]

B= 2nd letter of the alphabet. 1st number is 2. O= 15

and so on

[underballbutter]

I thought I saw all the episodes, which one is this from?

[MrBuch169169]

I love how he takes one look at George and says, "Well, you're weak."

[THEREALMOSH2]

@gunste1n That's only two words

[jamesjolt17]

@THEREALMOSH2 wrong if u look at it "three words:= 2 words and EPIC is another do it really is three words

[THEREALMOSH2]

@jamesjolt17 I was joking, because "EPIC" is only one word. I though he meant three qords: (insert three words here). I meant my last comment sarcastically.

[BeanManIncorporated]

The coco bean!

[aldoileanumeliber]

@Idiocracy2040

:)))))))

[moreovaltine]

\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ holy krap

[moreovaltine]

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[moreovaltine]

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[funkapotamus1]

BOSCOE!!!!!!

[pokemaster123ism]

Bosco.

[MrHongKongBuffet]

Kramer would probably be either a successful billionaire or the Earth's Evil Overlord if he was slightly less gullible and had a longer attention span.

[bitchmondu5]

@MrHongKongBuffet or he would fuck up his life by calling out "niggers" while performing stand-up

[MrHongKongBuffet]

@bitchmondu5

Or he could leverage that into a successful career as the KKK's Grand Wizard.

[Lepiotaphage]

The part that cracks me up the most is George's expression right after Kramer says he's weak and spineless.

[FGN123]

Hahahaha love how close he got.

[esalvatore111]

I LOVE Kramer! He's hysterical!

[ffaithii]

@Idiocracy2040 Fuck you. Hannibal Lecter is pwnage.

[azxcf8888]

they are FAGGOTSA

[evandylan]

@azxcf8888 Gay Bashing Seinfeld, Really?

[BlazeUp1231]

kramer tryin to crack george's code, and george just runs out screamin shut up shut uppp LOLLL!!

[iamtheonemrg]

I like how both two top rated comments are just quotes from the video we've all already heard.

[tryithere]

@iamtheonemrg I never understood people posting those.

[BlueSTEEL0789]

14 dislikes? this is sitcom gold.

[mindsaglowin]

How many people have chosen "bosco" as their bank card PIN because of this episode?

[Slikrik1212]

@mindsaglowin That's a great question, gotta be ten's of thousands easy.

[dfbhcf]

@mindsaglowin I can't, it's too obvious cause my friends know I'm a huge Seinfeld fan.

[tryithere]

@mindsaglowin Maybe Quik.

[victoriaindigo]

Jerry's was Jorel

George's was Bosco

So I guess ATM codes used to be 5 letter codes?

[PhoenixFilmsTV]

@victoriaindigo Different banks allow for different lengths of PINs. 4 digits is the standard length but some allow for longer. One of mine is 6 digits.

[tryithere]

@PhoenixFilmsTV Really? What are the digits? I just want to compare them to mine.

[doubletalker222]

If you're gonna have 2 highest rated comments about cocoa beans, just have one.

If you're gonna have 2 highest rated comments about cocoa beans, just have one.

[ganeshiyer27]

BOSCO :)

[Alkhemist10]

what kind of man are you, uhh your weak

[geir44]

"You're a porky fella"

[mrcha0s]

@geir44 I think he says portly

[scrumsiparacetamol]

karma kramer...

[MichRockHop81108]

I LOVE how he just guesses it

[bavarianwerks]

How are the two highest rated comments exactly the same?

[colton5246]

@bavarianwerks There not....

[toshaneal96]

lol,, "What kind of man are you?,, well, your weak, spineless..." -Kramer, my fav,, part, just calls him out!!!

[topramin111]

Hey commenters, we know what the video says, stop quoting it you n00bs

[OlderG0ds]

@topramin111 welcome to every movie or tv show video on youtube :)

[let88it88be]

@topramin111 lol i was gonna thumbs up your comment but you wrote n00bs. go play black ops kid

[topramin111]

@let88it88be Ahaha, that was sarcasm, never touched black ops in my life

[MrBuch169169]

Ahhh... what kind of man are you?

Well, you're weak.

LOL

[bailinnumberguy]

"you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?  you're a portly fellow. Little long in the waistline. So what's your pleasure? ... you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean." Hilarious.

[MinmatarThrasher]

lol @ ovaltine

[seinfan9]

@MinmatarThrasher The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. ;)

[danhabsfan9]

@seinfan9 that's gold seinfan! GOLD!

[jamesjolt17]

ohh thanks

[jamesjolt17]

Wait what was the code

[theurge]

@jamesjolt17 Bosco...like the chocolate syrup.

[cellardoor199991]

Kramer never actually figured it out. Close though.

[Coganboy]

@cellardoor199991 Just because the clip goes off does not mean he doesn't eventually guess it.

[cellardoor199991]

@Coganboy Actually yeah it does. That's exactly what that means. It's in the script

[Coganboy]

@cellardoor199991 Oh. My bad I guess. lol

[Achilles41590]

"Comment from the video we all just watched"

[BardiaD]

@Achilles41590 *Comment about pointing out that everyone is quoting the clip we all just watched*

[night7729]

BASCO!

[AnotherSchmoe]

Kramer is such a genius. I always found it hilarious how he's considered the screw-up but he gets along with just about everyone he meets (even the Soup Nazi) and he's so quick at finding these sort of things out, like George's password. Also pretty impressive that he manages to live alone in a nice apartment in Manhattan without a job of any kind. xP

[Pwells1]

@AnotherSchmoe Well, later he sells the coffee table book and then it gets optioned into a movie (wtf). So...that's how he made a living from there forward. Plus he did a couple acting jobs with Mickey. But other than that..yeah...how'd he make a living?

[DavKellar]

@AnotherSchmoe And he falls ass-backwards in to money and has sex without dating. His life's a fantasy camp :D

[Wurdswurth]

Serenity now!!

[SmashBrosFan19]

GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET!!

[mustbejames1]

kramer is on point, as always

[jfs77]

well you're weak...

[artistisgreat]

your a porky fellow.. HAHA!

[ValisX]

@artistisgreat Portly

[DavKellar]

Kramer is brilliant

[MrBuch169169]

What kind of man are you..... well, you're weak...

LOL

[Sule026]

George's scream at the very end of the video- priceless XD

[gyromancy2]

"All right. Let's go deeper...."

[CAFLORES03]

0:53 "Get outta here" LMFAO!!!!!!

[PlanetSeinfeld]

Bosco Bosco

[bdukie11]

the cooca bean

[50sJohnny]

your dark master,,,,,,,,,,,,,the cocoa bean 

[duvisa]

BOSCO BABY

[djembeandtheghost]

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[CountArtha]

Was this scene written for Newman originally?

[EweTubee]

...a bit long in the waistband?! what a line hahaha

[Seannyskillz]

He says "portly" you morons.

[keif420smokee]

a porky fellow

[Stlcards789]

Kramer calls him spineless and George holds his hand up and makes a face like "I'm not spineless when he is, he really is.

[angeltosome]

He's fuckin' Batman. 

[dyad2r1]

It was Bosco.

[ChechoAP09]

He kills my mother!!!!! lol

[GreenGearMood]

@ChechoAP09 How awful! D:

[bigmac573]

THE COCOA BEAN!

[35057]

BOSCO!!!  *peterman's mother*

[mrlowhe]

you're a portly fellow..

[meelodmmm]

@mrlowhe it's porky

[brea1222]

little long in the waistband

[Vancy17]

"You will always return to your dark master... the coco bean!"

[babbittd1976]

@Vancy17 You're a word man

[7beers]

Who has a word for their ATM code? I've never had anything but a number, which my bank assigns me.

[XoXomusichic]

BOSCO!!

[dovestones]

Seinfeld's strength: There are no 'jokes' here. Just pure magical wordplay combined with great character performances.

[boxi258]

Kramer is amazing. You gotta love that guy.

[flabarple]

That's a classic scene. Not even 90 seconds long, and I'll never forget it.

[PapaBean1214]

oh you may stray but you'll always return to your dark master!

[vegetto14]

hahaha

[gyromancy2]

"if you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon!"

[terpluvin]

BOSCO!!!

[Minkki82]

Haha the way Kramer says " no no no no no no.." when trying to figure this riddle out..it's so similar to Hercule Poirot in the tv series

[A2KID420]

I had a feeling even WAY back when when I first saw this that he was DEFINITELY going to guess it, I just didnt think it'd be this funny

[SomeFluffer64]

That's how predictable George is...

[ASAManifesto]

yooho