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  • Ladies , My sis fucked this loser in 2008 and his cock is five inches at best...waht a mommy's boy...and he is a lousy fuck...ha,ha....Gemma

  • Kevin Keegan with his heart on his sleeve. Love it Kevin.

    How the hell Ferguson got away with the Rio Ferdinand drugs scandal I will never know. Ferguson should have got a life ban from football for his orchestrating Ferdinands mystery disappearance. He has never been brought to trial for this. A footballing disgrace.

  • Glory Glory Man United <3 Although I have respect for Newcastle, I love the way they play football and they have a really good team at the moment...Tiote, Cabaye, Ba, Cisse, Gutierrez are all fantastic players, not the forget they're solid defense. I'm not a glory hunter, been with United through the ups & downs...after the 6-1 loss to city I went out in a man utd shirt haha <3

  • Ameobi to Ba! Cabaye! 3-0!

    KEEGAN LOVES IT!

  • Get tae arguing wae each other ya donuts! 3-0 first win against united in 10 years. LOVE IT!

  • I can't waaaaait for Ferguson to kick the bucket and see Man U slip up. I will love it. They have THE worst fans imaginable.

    They got beat by Crystal Palace too, I loved that.

  • at the end of the day..............we drew 1-1 today.... rooney hit taylor with a volley..........hernandez scores from a deflected ball........fair enough it was never a penalty today......but there has been countless times man united have had worse controversial penalties and newcastle given against them...... i hope man united win the league still though, hate man city!

  • "Shows what a small time club you are", "Home grown talisman? Look at how many medals that United's home grown players have - the most in History", "You'll never ever know priceless."

    So,according to you, you NEED medals, NEED trophies in order to be a respected talisman, a hero to your team? English Legend?

    You're a shallow man, and clearly know nothing of passion.

    When your son asks, "Daddy, why do we support Manchester United?"

    Enjoy replying with, "Because they win loads of things, Son."

  • I would love it if Newcastle United never won another game in their history.

  • If say, Crawley Town were top of the Premiership having magically been promoted in consecutive seasons, we would suddenly have millions of Crawley Town fans. That's how it is. Plastic.

  • Please tell me why he went on this rant. I've seen it lots of times but have no idea why he did it.

    Please explain.

  • @DTFGful its during the 95/96 season when Alex Ferguson said that teams try harded against Manchester United than against Newcastle

  • FERGIE - *trollface*

  • newcastle fans best in word

  • I´d luv it if someone autotuned a music mashup of this clip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Liverpool, Newcastle legend

  • lol what a bellend i reckon he we're dead fucked off when it didnt happen lol what a fuckin bellend seriously tho i reckon keegin didnt do 2 bad a job ive been watchin football for 35 years an all i no is that when you get it fuckin right you get it fuckin right and when it goes wrong it goes fuckin wrong so chin up n get to the fuckin ball n do you're fuckin best n dont fucking give up

  • a bet ferguson was like........ GOT YA

    psychological messed with keegans head that

  • I LOOV IT!

  • who is he crying about

  • @reaceuk86

    He's talking about Alex Ferguson...

  • I like that, so sincere, so passionate, so pissed off... way better than most of the full of composure, all smiling prima-donnas.

  • join goal legacy man utd fans

  • Keegan is a tool. The ones who beat Man U to titles could handle Sir Whingealot and his cunning/sly intones. All in their own way Wilkinson. Dalglish, Wenger, and Mourinho. Keegan and Benitez couldn't and didn't despite both having excellent chances and huge huge transfer budgets.

  • ....and we went on to win 5-0 :) Peacock, Ginola, Ferdinand, Shearer and Albert.

    Keep your trophies. Times like this are priceless :)

    Theres no passion in today's football from the team, instead the manager watches from the sidelines in a suit. Booo.

    And of course Man U hate Newcastle. We brought Shearer home just as he was house-hunting in Manchester ;)

    It's ok, you have your home grown talisman, Roo...wait. He's from Everton.

    It must have been the money then.

  • @ThrawnLPS30STM keep your 5-0, and we'll keep our 1996 Premier League Winners Medals! hahahaha

  • @ThrawnLPS30STM our home grown talisman was Scholsey mate. Him over Shearer any day of the week.

  • @ThrawnLPS30STM Shows what a small time club you are. We beat you 5-3, 6-0, 6-2, 5-1 (twice) since then and yet no one mentions that, yet your still selling the 5-0 DVD (Haway Five-O) - shows it is your cup final. Yes United bid for Shearer, but we got a better deal off you in Andy Cole and we won the Treble with him as part of the best attack in Europe. Home grown talisman? Look at how many medals that United's home grown players have - the most in History. You'll never ever know priceless.

  • Would you love it Kev? well its a bloody shame it dint happen then ay haha you bitter little child

  • hahaah poor little cunt where is he now?

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Great player and great manager. Only for one moment of madness he possibly could have won the league that season!

  • Geordie cunt

  • keegan must be the most disgusting guy ever to enter the world of football

  • @youngy1995 WE WILL WIN FA CUP NEXT YEAR IM TELLING YA!

  • FUK U MAN UTD SCUM FUKN BASTERDS HEHE GEEET UP!!! ALAN PARDEW TO LEAD US TO OUR FIRST TITLE MAYBE NOT HAHAHAHA

  • @1r2a3i4t5t I dont know about him but I support barcelona! haha losers. manu 2nd best team in Europe.

  • Talk about absolutely bottling it, man, no wonder Keegan had a mental breakdown.

  • Christ some people need to relax, stop going into military/ political battles, it's football in th 90's..! not world war 2! I love newcastle but at the end of the day we slipped up. That is football, atleast Newcastle United fans don't have thousands of glory hunters like man united..! i would LOVE IT absolutely LOVE IT if man united slip up like liverpool once sir alex ferguson retires.. F***ing hate glory hunters me.

  • @MrStevenMorris - The only reason Newcastle don't have glory supporters is because they're dog shite. As Benitez would say... FACT.

  • @parkinpants As a toon fan that made me laugh. Well done.

  • @parkinpants

    Yeah... they have real, loyal supporters.

  • @parkinpants I think you will find that Newcastle United have many supporters clubs throughout the Globe, North America, South America, Central Europe, Scandinavia....These TRUE football fans do not follow NUFC for 'Glory', (though our day will one day surely come), they follow the Club because they know and have experienced TRUE passion and devotion.....and they know the meaning of COMMITMENT.

    NUFC Supporters throughout the World, I Salute thee. ;)

    TOON TOON!!! BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!!!!

  • @parkinpants A recent 3-0 victory would say otherwise...

  • @parkinpants Right... Just to stop any confusion, you are actually defending glory supporters?

  • @MrStevenMorris liverpool are on the up, man u are on the decline

  • @MrStevenMorris i think its you who needs to relax

  • @MrStevenMorris Newcastle fans are a bunch of delusional cunts, you's have some fairytale idea Newcastle are a top club, fucking laughable. Hope you pricks get relegated and never come back, LOVE IT!! How many years since you's won anything?

  • @MUFC127 I'm a man united supporter, and I'll be the first to say shut the fuck up. Next time you go into a video with the sole reason of just attempting to belittle the opposition think before you act. Idiot.

  • @MUFC127

    Your a glory hunter... so quit yourself. We are not delusional... as a top club i base it on the amount of support. I guess if Man United were ever to slip up.. you would go straight to Barcelona???? Dickhead. Love Newcastle forever no matter how shit the team or ownership are. Hate fans like you. No football banter/ fansmanship at all. Go fall down a ditch.

  • @MrStevenMorris I've been following Man Utd all my life asshole. Newcastle are shit, deal with with it.

  • @MrStevenMorris well said mate, it is only a game at the end of the day and people need to relax themselves. I'm a man united supporter myself but this moment was priceless. I wish Holloway was still in the PL. :(

  • @MrStevenMorris Fucking arsehole sour cunt

  • @MrStevenMorris

    You are an idiot. You can't deny what United have achieved in the past two decades. Ferguson is obviously a genius. Winning doesn't make you a glory hunter, just respectable.

  • @ShivTheSieve Personally, I have huge respect for Ferguson and for what he has achieved at Man United. The man is a legend of British football and still will be in fifty years time. I just don't have any respect for berks who have never been to Old Trafford or even to Manchester but still jump on the bandwagon and call themselves 'supporters'. They are the glory hunters.

  • @MrCutsteel

    Agreed, but you can't honestly say that you have to be from Manchester to be a true United supporter. The sport is about beauty and expression, and I can understand why people are drawn to and can relate to the brand of football that United play. I grew up in Manchester but now live in Canada, and I am fed up of narrow minded idiots telling me that I am a 'glory hunter'. No one has the right to monopolize the sport.

  • @ShivTheSieve Key word there Shiv, FROM Manchester. No-one usually has a problem with that. The problem arises from people who aren't from Manchester, have never been to Manchester, are never likely to go near Manchester.... but pick United because its all that is on their local TV. You support your once-local club, fine. Everyone should do the same, be you from Manchester, Bolton, Plymouth or Morecambe.

  • @ShivTheSieve Key words there Shiv, GREW UP in Manchester. No-one usually has a problem with that. The problem arises from people who aren't from Manchester, have never been to Manchester, are never likely to go near Manchester.. but pick United because its all that is on their local TV and its the easy answer. You support your once-local club, fine.Everyone should do the same, be you from Manchester, Bolton, Plymouth or Morecambe.Unless you were born in an M postcode, you can't be a true Manc!

  • @notlobian4ever I'm from Australia and I picked Manchester United as my team as a kid after being inspired by the players. I watch all the games on tv at 2 in the morning that I can, read all the news on the club and its players, and the one time I have managed to get to England I went to Old Trafford. I can't help not coming from an M postcode, or even England; but Manchester United isn't some sort of a trophy wife to me. Not all international fans are glory hunters, don't be naive.

  • @MrCutsteel Agreed, but you can't honestly say that you have to be from Manchester to be a true United supporter. The sport is about beauty and expression, and I can understand why people are drawn to and can relate to the brand of football that United play. I grew up in Manchester but now live in Canada, and I am fed up of narrow minded idiots telling me that I am a 'glory hunter'. No one has the right to monopolize the sport.

  • @MrStevenMorris Man Utd don't have thousands of glory hunters fool!!!

    They have millions ;)

  • @MrStevenMorris You have plenty glory fans. A lot of is down to the 90's. These glory fans are the ones who have the audacity to criticise other clubs and live in their own bubble of delusion. It's completely different if someone has followed a football team all over for years and years. But I wonder, just wonder, how many 'mags' were seriously interested before the 90's!

  • @MrStevenMorris Mmmmh and what have the Geordie Firedoors won in the last two centuries? The square root of fuckall! Why firedoor you ask? Because they are all thick as fuck!

  • All hail Sir Alex Ferguson the greatest manager of all time.

  • @dialchemy

    Your wrong. The greatest manager of all time is Sir Bobby Robson.

  • @MrStevenMorris C'mon mate, i think you mean Robson is YOUR favorite manager of all time, Robson was a great manager and is in there with the best of em but Fergie's stats back up my statement, i mean he won the cup winners cup with Aberdeen for fucks sake! that was before he got older and wiser and better at his job! Those poor Man Utd fans arses will collapse when he retires.

  • where are you now kev?

  • I LOVED IT when Barcelona beat those loser cunts MAN-URE for a second time....FUCKING LOVED IT!!!!!

    LOL!!! Hahahahaha.....FUCKING MUGS. MAKE MINE A PINT OF YOUR FUCKING TEARS!!! :D

  • keegans not a geordie. hes from doncaster you thick manc cunt

  • top bloke, too nice to be a great manager. i remember him being very nice to my kids at city,s training ground on several occasions. fantastic player, more importantly a good man.

  • he godda go to middlesbourugh and get somthing 3 points kev

  • SAD geordie BASTARD and a SHIT football team

    MUFC DOUBLE WINNERS 1995-1996

    FUCK KEEGAN AND FUCK HANSEN WE WON IT WITH 'KIDS'

    MUFC 1 LOVE

    19!!

  • U cheat U live in liverpool's shadow fair dose ur haveing a good run but it will come to and end. Fergison is a whiskey nosed pricked. Rooney is a fat headed troll doll u might of won it with kids but they have more energy and as time moves on so dose the skill and ability of adveradge every day kids And im sure he ant a geordie he is from doncaster u prick :)

  • That's what Fergie does, gets in your head and plays these mind games and gets the team not focused.

  • LOL... still makes me chuckle. Lesson to other managers here; if you want to beat Sir Alex or stop him in his tracks, start researching Kryptonite isotopes or something... because he is superhuman, and not of this world. Be it mind games, tactics or transfer dealings, he will run you ragged every_single_time. The man is indestructible.

  • keegan is a useless cunt.. omg i hate him

  • Cheer up Kevin Keegan . . .

  • Lots of Mackem SCUMBERLAND TROLLS IN THE AREA.......

    But Still, A've NEVER SEEN A MACKEM IN MILAN, NEVER SEEN A MACKEM IN MILAN!!!! NO I"VE NEVER SEEN A MACKEM, NEVER SEEN A MACKEM, NEVER SEEN A MACKEM IN MILAN!!!!

    5-1

    Epic.

  • What diid Sir Alex say about Stuart Pearce?

  • Wha did fergie say about Stuart pearce

  • @r4h4al I think Pearce was player/manager at Forest at the time, and Fergie had implied that along with Leeds, Forest had not tried as hard against Newcastle as they had done against Man U

  • Hahaha haha.

  • Yeah but we won the second world war against the Nazi regime.

  • I will love it! love it when they go down!

  • He's still a legend for Newcastle- do not care what people say

  • WHEN YOU DO THINGS LIKE THAT LMAO

  • Felt bad for Keegan...

  • What exactly did Stuart Pearce have to do with this? I know Newcastle drew with Forest a few days after this.

  • Hey mate, hows it going? you like football manager games right? i found this cool one online footy-manager com its very similar to the football manager game. check it out. its pretty cool actually. sign up today as the new season will start shortly

  • As a Manchester United fan, I will admit that Newcastle had us beat for most of 95/96. If they'd had a defence, and Keegan had kept his head, they'd have capitalised on their huge early lead. But they couldn't. Similar with Liverpool and Benitez in '09. Hey, it's only "Fergie mind games" if the manager in question takes the bait.

  • @azapro911 that's way Fergie (sorry Sir Fergie) beats everyone he plays mind games. He keep it together a bit like the Sith Lord. Where KK just gets a bit too emotional and allows his anger to get the better of him.

  • Those were the days. Now all we have it foreign twats who can't speak a lick of the language and don't understand the English game.

  • @CrossfadeTube .exactly.i preferred the days when england ofotball was utter shit.

  • So who was he talkin about then, was it Alex Ferguson, or who?

    Shuold've mentioned it in the description. There do exist football fans out there who haven't been following the PL religiously since its inception.

  • @MareIngenii Yes it is to Fergie near the end of the 95/96 season when Man U won the title over Newcastle on the last day of the season.

  • @MareIngenii yeh they called Glory seekers. Only crawl out the wood work when things go well.

  • @Zorolord Though it does seem too tough to imagine for you, I suggest you consider the possibility that the majority of football fans in the world are neither UK citizens nor even residents and therefore take great interest in leagues other than the PL.

  • @MareIngenii well fuck me sideways I never knew they were other leagues and fans thanks for the information :D

  • I will always love Kevin Keegan and Alan Shearer! Two of the only people in football that didn't roll over to Man Utd. Newcastle may not have won in the end, but they are and always will be my favourite team.

  • Too bad United whooped their asses.  Glory. Glory Man United!

  • I did a Keegan last year with a potential girlfriend. No love lost.

  • The days when football was football. Not the drama queens we have today.

  • Classic rant. Love it, love it!

  • Shearer is a wanker. Got away with murder when he played, dirty fuckin cunt. The ref's let him away with murder cause he was England captain. Roy Keane was the only man that stood up to him, and when he did Shearer shit himself like the faggot that he is!!!!!

  • @Elbonio1 What planet are you on? Shearer clearly stood his ground and stared at Keane who was leaping around like the monkey he is. You can even watch the video of it on this website you clown.

  • @Elbonio1, ha ha, funny version of events there; you should do stand up mate. Keane, as he always did, only mouthed off when there were plenty of people around to make sure it didn't get out of control. He tried to intimidate Shearer by walking towards him - and when Shearer stood his ground, Keane ran out of ideas, aimed a pathetic girly slap at him, and then mouthed off again as he was being dragged off - by Beckham, of all people. Keane is THE definition of a 'plastic hard man.'

  • @Elbonio1 Silly cunt

  • fucking love keegan for this, pure honest emotion, legend 

  • @mynameisloader And a complete and utter idiot xD

  • @xCono84x Hillsborough waffle

  • @WKaliberr I'm a ManU fan but yeah you are a complete moron 

  • Epic stuff.

    Makes Rafa's rants look pathetic.

  • @conorofl Spot on mate, well said!

  • Respect to you Kev, a passionate guy and a great player. His teams played good footy too.

  • what did he say bout leeds

  • Unlucky Kev.

    Dick head.

  • " Daft Geordies still hailing their "nu messiah!" He was no Alex Ferguson thats for sure! "

    He may not have been Ferguson but he did something Fergie couldn't do..despite trying 2 or 3 times...He signed Alan Shearer !

  • He obviously got under press with Ferguson's mind games, sorry Keegan this video makes you look like a fool.

  • He needs to be managing a club. He is wasted doing nothing at the moment!

  • Chin up Kev

  • Keegan is an absolute twat

  • arsenal ftw 

  • LOVE IT! ahahaha

  • Keegan is a NFC Legend. Had they won the title this video would be holy.

  • @xabikeene yeah but they didnt win the title and this video is holy for man utd fans. just another victim of the fergie mindgames. fergie=legend. keegan=tool. fact! c'mon united love it

  • Love it! Love it when they went down!

  • @WKaliberr From fucking Serbia and you support an English team and I suppose it's Man U? What a cunt you are... Fucking hate Glory seekers... Keegan had the bottle to stand up to Ferguson that's all.

  • @ashingtoon Ferguson is a God

    unlike that Kuntgan twat

    Hope he ends up like Vivien Foe

  • @WKaliberr Ferguson is a cunt like you, you fucking glory seeking faggot. Support a team from your own country, oh sorry I forgot there all shit.

  • @ashingtoon Glory Seeker? at least Man Utd has glory

  • @WKaliberr Have you ever been to fucking Manchester??? Any old cunt can pick a team that's winning trophies like you - that's what a glory seeker is you thick twat. I support MY LOCAL team no matter what. Got nothing against REAL Man U supporters who live local, they fucking hate people like you as much as I do. NUFC for fucking life not just for christmas.

  • @ashingtoon I have supported Man Utd since the mid 90's' when Blackburn was more successful than them. So fuck you

  • @WKaliberr you mean during the 90's where man utd won the premier league 6 times out of 8? well done on supporting the underdog, mate.

  • @WKaliberr So when you were at war with Croatia you suddenly thought ahhhh I think I will support Man U!!! Ha! Ha! The mid 90's was 1995/6 they won the bloody first title 1992/3 you tit. Do some bloody research on the team you think you support before coming on here and spouting off. GLORY SEEKER.

  • @ashingtoon No, I supported them because Schmeichel was my hero you cunt. I first watched him for

    Denmark and I didnt even know he was playing for Man UTd. Thats how it started.

  • @WKaliberr YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­NNNNNNNNNNN Fucking Cockhead.

  • @ashingtoon how many league titles does Newcastle have? huh? answer me you cunt

  • @WKaliberr I would call you a cunt but they are useful, you however are not. I don't support my team cos they win titles you freeloading piece of shit...it's called loyalty, something you don't have a fucking clue about. I'll bet youv'e never fucking been to Manchester???? Did you know it'a actually in England? You fucking muppet.

  • @ashingtoon Man Utd -18 titles

    Barcodes United - ?

  • @WKaliberr The argument is not about titles or trophies you thick cunt. I know what Man U has won and I know what we have won, as I said before it's all about fuckers like you jumping on the gravy train. You foreign bandwagon jumpers have not got a clue about loyalty, you make me fucking hurl. HOWAY THE LADS FOR EVER.

  • @ashingtoon I supported United when Chelsea was dominating under Mourinho. By your logic, wouldn't I be a Chelsea supporter? Wouldnt I switch to Chelsea last season after they did the domestic double? You make no sense Barcode

  • @WKaliberr You filthy, dirty, aids ridden, potato munching FUCKING PEASANT CUNT. What the fuck have Man U got to do with you, Bosnian fucking Batty boy?

    I'm surprised you can even afford a computer you fucking smelly tramp. You've probably got your mother and sisters on the game, to fund your skag habit you horrible nasty cunt.....When you're not busy fucking raping them yourself, that is. Shitty Slavic child molester.

    Urrrgh. What a horrible, nasty cunt.

    Dismissed.

  • @CaptainKubla careful there champ or youre gonna pop a blood vessel

    Man Utd 3-0 Barcodes Relegation FC

    I'll laugh my ass off when Shearer dies

  • @WKaliberr Hmmmm. Yet when the MIGHTY ALAN SHEARER DIES, WHOM EVEN CHUCK NORRIS FEARS, AND RIGHTFULLY BOWS HIS KNEE, He will be remembered like at the Field of Agincourt as one of his Beloved Mother Country Englands Greats? Are there any fucking Bosnian competitors for the title of the Premierships greatest fucking Goal Scoring assassin? Nah, thought not. He knocked them in for fun. All true Football fans no matter their stripes or Allegiance will concede that. Fucking lethal. End of.

  • @CaptainKubla what did he win with Newcastle? Im waitingg

    Mateja Kezman knocked them in for fun too, and won more than Shearer. Mateja Kezman > Shearer

  • Mateja ......Who?

    Sounds like some fucking bizzare Greek salad dressing or summat. Fucking grow up and accept Shearer as your Saviour.

  • @CaptainKubla just like he was your Saviour when he relegated your sorry team hahaha

  • Mateja ......Who?

    Sounds like some fucking bizarre Greek salad dressing or summat. Fucking grow up and accept Shearer as your Saviour.

  • Mateja ......What?

    Sounds like some fucking bizarre Greek salad dressing or summat. Fucking grow up and accept Shearer as your Saviour.

  • aaaaaahahah

  • Kevin Keegan is an absolute legend

  • Gimp, FTM!

  • I'm not a Newcastle fan but I was gutted when they blew it

  • He obviously got under press with Fergusons mind games, sorry Keegan this video makes you look like a fool.

  • Alex fergison u demented faggot!

  • fergie troll`d keegan

  • @imgonnaknifeyouu

    LOL Keegan learnt the hard way....fergie is TeH Tr0LL MasTa!

  • Ile tell yeh honestly id love it

  • wat did fergie say about pearce ?

  • lmao what a dick!

  • you could tell keegan was almost in tears ,very passionate but it was all for nothing,

    a bit like liverpool about 6 or so years back and then again in 2008/09

  • i am the god of hell fire! and i bring you FIRE!!

  • Kevin Keegan, living (still, thankfully, unlike Brian Clough) proof that, once upon a time, English football players and managers were great characters, and not a bunch of butchers and tax cheaters. Sadly, he had one thing in common with them: He couldn't take the pressure of managing. I hope he gets another shot, football needs his passion.

  • its a shame that players in "all" our clubs now ,havent got half the passion of wor kev!!...respect to the true man utd supporters! we got out thought and played by the better team and man!!.i havent seen a toon team since,have the beleive or the flair since kev was incharge.we may not have won fuck all.....but what a ride he gave us!!!!!!

  • didnt happen tho did it you muppet lovin cunt !!

  • Fergie has said a number of times that when he watched this he felt really sad, not laughing or smirking or anything else that would actually make him a twat. He loves KK like any other football fan does. There's a lot of bollocks talked about mind games. All Fergie was doing was reacting to the pressure of the title race in his own way. It just showed which of them was more experienced at dealing with it.

  • this is sooo funny i remember this what a tit kevin keegan made of himself lol sir alex world of been lol

  • lol nob head

  • Everybody would LOVE IT if they could beat us. You know it makes sense!

  • who said what about leeds and who did what to pearce?