SNL-Natalie Portman Rap

[bs4e]

at 1:58 she tries to push samberg and she gets pushed instead haha

[tamosik]

No more questions !!!

[twistedbabydoll85]

What the hell did I just watch? O_o

[MysteryAdri]

240p we meet again

[fatwe1992]

this will teach you... Dont Fuck with natalie portman! or else your shit will be in her shoes

[d4nielar]

1.13 hilarious

[tastycheese34]

they ruin the bad words 

[mnorr2012]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video, i'd have 1 dollar

[IAmThaMastar312]

so natalie, what's the average day in the life of Natalie?

well the first thing I do is...

TALK TO CORPRATE (like a boss)

APROVE MEMOS (like a boss)

LEAD A WORKSHOP (like a boss)

REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS (like a boss...)

[44prot]

Frikken funniest Shite EVER

[dantmanc124]

i never said i was a role model........ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ColaColaMa]

ahahahah she is better than lil wayne and other fucking rapper!

[multihiddensecret]

she's amazing all the time :D

[itskillingmeagain]

suck my what?

[TheStacyfergie]

Ahhhmazing lol

[MrTdoylee]

watch sittin on the toilet (strawberry version). It's the funniest video ever!!!!

[redamafiozo]

SHE CAN RAP BETTER THAN THIS LOOSER LIL WAYNE

[XxwestsiderxX11]

@redamafiozo agreed

[sachitha619]

oh man my ass is scared of Natalie's dick...:P

[TedsListcom]

There is no end to this woman's talent lol ;-)

[Bloggersaurus]

id tap dat :)

[laura010991]

2:41-4:13 is amazing.

[AustralianForGirl]

she's so scary!

[MsMishaLondon]

i got embedable

[UchiSoT]

Damn she's soooooo hot!!!!

[Angeluszq]

she is so HOT

[Lyannias]

BADASS!! XD

[wiseguyknowsit]

Natalie is very liberal and for democrat.

[KasplazmTV]

That's bad for her.

[wiseguyknowsit]

It's not bad for her at all. That's what she believes in. That's why we have freedom to express which party were on. I for one, think Republican and Democrats are all the same, but with different views. I look for the best policy, and or view of a person, not because they're Republican or Democrat. It doesn't change you as good person whatever party you're on.

[KasplazmTV]

Obviously you're not the "wiseguywhoknowsit", if you're saying that Republicans and Democrats are the SAME THING with DIFFERENT VIEWS.

That, my friend, is called Different.

[wiseguyknowsit]

They are the same. They are both human beings. People who just happen to have different views. Some people trust treat each other like Republicans are animals, and democrats a stupid people or other criticism.

[KasplazmTV]

Well democrats are stupid people.

And we're all animals, just not savages.

[jimwit008]

Can't we all just get along?

[KasplazmTV]

NEVER.

[butterball97]

Damn arent these things here to comment on THE VIDEO?

[KasplazmTV]

@butterball97

Did you hear that Art Clokey died?

R.I.P. GUMBY.

[macspectrum]

so, since I don't like Portman, I must like porn?  Are you still in high school, since educated people don't use bad logic like that, unless they're in the Republican party

[KasplazmTV]

So you're saying Republicans are non-educated?

[wiseguyknowsit]

I you're not replying to me. But Some Democrats and Republicans are uneducated. Let's face it. We cannot define ourselves by groups. Individuals are just that, individuals. Some are dumb, some aren't.

[macspectrum]

I still say she looks like a boy

[sappho01]

macspectrum: I still say, watch porn. That's where your interest lies.

[Fawquad101]

Guys: We love you Natalie!

Natalie: I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!

[mariacaci]

To drink and fight! to fuck all night!! jjajaja

[zonkiethegreat]

"Leave ya sceamin! Pay for my DRY CLEANIN!!!"

[williammoseleyfan101]

WOW, this shit was funny!!!

Andy is sooo hot!!!

[davidlovell91]

lawl

[xPunkXShitx]

sick vid && song :L

[superswainguy]

this clip just makes her hotter and better as a person

[macspectrum]

no boobs - she looks like a boy

[sappho01]

macspectrum: Why bother to look at normal women, let alone classic beauties like natalie. Watch porn where you get women with fake tits.

[macspectrum]

there's fake tits and then there's no tits like portman - she's hardly a "beauty"

[sappho01]

How would you know? Since you standards of beauty are set by the porn channels you watch. Clearly tits are you basic requirement for beauty

[dropkicka619]

@superswainguy soooohot

[shikitokaproto]

el oh el...

rofl

[FluffersTheFirst]

Uhh, I'm pretty sure she's not like that in real life...

[drag0n767]

My dick is scared of her

[metalbeer]

the funniest thing about this is when andy appears in a viking costume for no reason

[arnedig]

viking didn't use helmets with horns! :)

[djkikis]

shut up

[arnedig]

rofl :D

[chillakilla]

she is so fucking intense

[NuckingFuts17]

Natalie Portman

rocks

my

socks

[GH0STB0I]

sounds like my type of chic

[movieman2000]

this is on The Lonely Island's Incredibad CD uncensored.

I say it's arguably funnier uncensored.

[72Lithium]

i hate censur !!!

[123irgendwie]

we love u natalie - i wanna fuck u too XDDD

[blackbbbbiochip]

so

What you need Natalie?

to hem to hem Natalie

[HomerSETH9]

holy shit i saw her in star wars i didnt kow she was on snl i thought he was fucking serouis!!!!

[sleepypoodle]

What a pointless version with all the bleeps.

Waste of time.

[ChrisLovesCake]

lmfao @ 3:19

[2Dchan]

Bitch.

[tk3eazee]

Lol, it's on The Lonely Island's new CD Incredibad, and the song was just a feature on SNL.

[Attilaakiraly]

Love you Natalie! XD

[whathasweeddoneforu]

pay 4 my dry cleaning

[cm275]

LOL @ Andy Samberg dressed as a Viking

[pimpsauce57]

The fact that she did this, and looked damn good doing it, is so great.

[jebes909090]

Die die die. yes it natalie portman, and no she wont lseep with you. Im drunk. respect.

[BklynBryan]

I wish that Natalie would bust in my mouth like Gushers !!! Mmm she must taste so good !! Hell yeah !! Natalie is hardcore !! I love you Natalie !!!!!

We love you Natalie !!!!!

[IAMBARRY1]

she wants to fuck you too!

[drphilmcshizzle]

i love this vid

[titainx]

i know this is mainly self explanitory, but is this acturly natalie portman?

[DrakeIndependent]

Yeah this is really natalie portman

[pigtailsofdoom]

Yes, it's really her. This is a skit from Saturday Night Live, so it is a spoof.

[rrahulm]

gotta get that viking costume .

[thenamesbanana]

I'll sit right down on your face, and take a SHIT!!!

[StimpyLoc]

"damn natalie, you a crazy chick!"

"yo shut the F*ck up!!, and suck my D*ck!!"

[Menudobabe]

lmfao Natalie's gone wild..

pretty frucking halarious!

[jacksonrhoads08]

SHE IS SO FUCKIN HOT IN THIS

all badass

[Santalady101]

"we love you natalie"

" I WANNA **** YOU TOO!!"

[pigfaceddog]

Its from NWA Eazy-E eazy does it if I'm not mistaken?

[joecrazy24]

this video just had a revival at my school

and I still think its SO FUNNY

[hs05ip]

Soooo funny! I love when she pushes the girl in the star wars mask hahaha

[gizamaboob]

BEST BIT

[ajnadeen]

not funny at all

[OreoAaron0]

lol, bust in dude's mouths like gushers. Gross XD

[mickiix14]

bustin dudes' bowels like gushers muthuhfuckuh! XD

[ajnadeen]

is this supposed to be funny?

[TheFreerider420]

It is if you happen to have a sense of humor.

[jasonbantle]

hottest person alive. not even close.

[drock513]

hahaha i'll kill your fucking dog for fun so dont push me hahaha

yo SHUT TH E FUCK UP AND SUCK MY DICK

[CleoGlenn]

she so little and cute

[TheLovelyKira]

lmao. i love this so much XDDD

[jasonbantle]

I will kill ppl to buy this as a CD and I want to have sex with Natalie so bad I would literally inject myself with poison.

[LuckyDT]

You don't have to kill people... you can just go to a store and purchase it... "Incredibad" by The Lonely Island. THEN you could kill people if you still so desire.

[mattman2900]

I like at the beginning after she says "hello" to Chris she has a slightly smirk on her face, and does a really good job trying to keep a straight face, but you can she was having a bit of difficulty doing that. Maybe they were playing the song in an earpiece she had on.

blackseabass2000 is right, if you know Natalie and her work this is very funny. I watched it live and let me tell you I busted out laughing and was not a good time to be eating anything. :)

[Spaztasticness8]

Hahaha we watched this in my Film Analysis class after finishing V for Vendetta. What a great school I have lmao

[TLC2287]

Hey ICE-T, 50 CENT, DR. DRE watch out! You better not fuck with Padme Amidala!!!

[blackseabass2000]

If you know Natalie and her work, you watch this........

This is so funny!!!!! She is so much fun!

[JessFeser]

LOL this is hilarious! I laughed for about ten minutes the first time I ever saw this! It's so ironic!

[sparrowhawkspupil]

what's with all the black time at the end?

[Brephos]

where is the uncensored version?

[cryptsub]

It's a TV show - there is no uncensored version.

[BBoh21]

there is on their incredibad cd that lonely island just came out with. that whole cd is hilarious

[cryptsub]

Cool, I just found it on Rhapsody. Thanks for the tip - this song rules!

[Cleverconveyence]

The uncensored version is on The Lonely Island's "Incredibad" album. :]

[BBoh21]

lonely island came out with a cd, incredibad. all their songs are uncensored and this is on there

[killamcrappa]

DAM YO SHE JUST RIPPED DAT SHIT YO LMFAO

[doingit4thelulz]

lol owned

[PrincessCarbajal]

ha my name is natalie too.lol hahaha thats funny!

[DJDrama89]

LMAO she's O.D!!!!!!

[maichaika]

Hahahaha LOL^^

[Maffy11]

I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!

[Utopia08]

hahaha awesome!

give me an album, id cop that!

keep it old school! peace

[imabadlittlegirl]

yeahhh i think she is better than eminem ;p

[fakefeeble]

shes so sexy imagine her like this in bed

[jackfel]

HAHAHAH

WOWW

=D

[adam220390]

hahahahaha :)

[danulia]

HAHAHAHHA

LA AMOOOO (L)

[positivevib3]

haha we all wanna fuck you! :PPP aww no I could make love to you cuz u r lovely ;)

[retyart]

what you need natalie? to fuck all night

[tibyo117]

my dick is scared of you ohhhhhhhhhhhh

[Azreal23191]

anyone see V?

[Xicedragonnx]

its the girl version of eminem lol

[Valery71]

We love you Natalie! I wanna f*ck you 2!!!

[trisix99]

viking hat = hilarious

[carnivalofsouls2047]

Damn Natalie you a crazy chick

[soupman2000]

Dude Shut the Fuck up and Suck my Dick!

[bigbrown1x3]

hahahahahahaha

[JackvsJeff1]

LMFAO.

[soylummu]

rap king 'sagopa kajmer'

[portodosiempre]

She looks just like Winona Rider

[fastball41093]

I thought Keira Knightley

[se3xybbycakes]

thank you!! i always think that too

[laloaac]

que verga puto internet

[ammoman23]

Can anyone help me? I think there is a dumb comment above me, but I can't tell. Is it dumb? Yes? And its above me? Right. Thanks then!

[machineunit]

how could you not find this funny? this is fucking hilarious.

[standardmagnus]

im britsh and

i love it but my friends hate it!!

[FrozenSnowGlobes]

... best ever

[juicebox1620]

oh god i looooooove this!

[thebellydancer28]

Hahaha hell yeah.........

[danger101s]

omfg, is this real???? lol coolxD

[drfeelgood1992]

shes the girl in leon

[daflam86]

cutter than the cutest

[NopeAV]

awesome! ;)

[nvidiafan0909]

rofl!

[emilelove]

this is hilarious!!!

[luvanthonykiedis]

No more questions.

xD

[mallikahd]

Go Natalie! LOL

[cachorraozinho]

natalie portman rules yeah suck my d***

[Diyah333]

this is so funny

[punchamime]

natalie portman can actually rap pretty good lol...the part where that guy comes in ruins it tho.

[Supernova51193]

I bust in dudes mouth like gushers muthafucka

[ashotinthedark10]

All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick.

It's Portman, motherfucker, drink til I'm sick!

[PirateGirl247]

She looks like Keira Knightley as Domino!

^-^

[jstonefotog]

is there an unedited version??

[bumblingbard]

probably not, since it is saturday night Live, & they get in a whole load of shit for swearing on air.

[Ninski]

Natalie is so cute.

[prettyinpunkfreak]

rolf wow this is sooooooooo freakin funny thanks for posting this i've been searching for it its so disturbing but hillarious i never thought i would ever see natalie like this

[yarloo]

wow. thanks for posting this.

Nats is awesome.

no prob