Monty Python RAF Pilots

[darkling2222]

I actually understand much of this banter. I'm not sure if i'm really smart or just increadably silly.

[JLP228]

Like it would be even slightly funny in Portuguese..

[gaitadef]

@JLP228 oh, but it is. I speak both, and it's spot on.

[netzahuacoyotl]

"That's ordinary cabbages, is it? And what about the bombs? Good Lord, they are expensive!"

MP you slay me.

[Khazar01]

so....Baley Jerry primed his kite, right in your how's your father, hairy brighter dicky birded feather back on his samey , took a wall-spear flipped over on his betty harpers and caught his hand in a beartie

[heliumblimp]

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[ben9345]

HOW THE HELL did they translate this into Spanish???

[gaitadef]

@ben9345

It's not spanish.

[AntonioSagazz]

@ben9345 It's Portuguese, dude.

[gaitadef]

@ben9345 It's Portuguese.

[alpinorico]

how can you translate this into portugese? rather

[megamarsvin]

Sounds like perfectly sensible banter to me

[jdos2]

The Portuguese translation is FANTASTIC!

[TrekToons]

I tried to banter like this at work, one time. They all looked at me like I was crazy.

Morticians have no sense of humor.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@TrekToons <3

[cvuser11]

Reminds me on this xkcd comic: xkcd.com/733/

[ALEXANDER1318]

When you look up the best pilots in WWII it's kind of disheartening to see that the first 100 or so are all german pilots....

wikipedia /wiki/ List_of_World_War_II_flying_ac­es

[OeditpusRex]

@ALEXANDER1318 Germany didn't rotate its fliers out of combat to be instructors, etc. Once in the Luftwaffe, they flew until killed or the war ended. And, particularly in the last months of the war, they frequently flew several sorties per day because the Luftwaffe was quite literally running out of qualified fighter pilots — as well as fuel, so only a few planes could be sent on intercepts, flown either by grizzled veterans or green kids; the latter were shot down by the dozens.

[paytontech]

@ALEXANDER1318 Meh, not really. You're at an inherent advantage when you're on home turf; and when what you're most often shooting at is huge and can't chase you (bombers); and when you got AAA peppering the enemy on his way in and out; and when the enemy's often operating at the limits of range, armament, and numbers; and when...

LOL!!! I think you get the point.

[tina6581]

I actually understood much of what was being said hear. I think I need to increase my medication levels. :-)

[joebstarsurfer]

Maybe this why Natos not working at the mo to much banter "bunch of monkeys on the ceiling" "que".

[ordernow12345]

what movie is this from

..."and lets get the bacon deliverd"

[tina6581]

@ordernow12345 Its not from a movie mate. It’s a sketch from Monty Pythons TV show.

[wwwtotalitaerde]

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[ToreDL87]

@wwwtotalitaerde Makes sense, now they make us buy expensive german sports cars instead of cheap japanese ones (Everyone knows Skyline is faster than any Audi Sports type Quattro car)

[wwwtotalitaerde]

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[NorthwestChopper]

July 7, 1944: A horrible day for London. Dead bodies and cabbage lined the streets.

[CPbroad]

@NorthwestChopper what kind of cabbage?

[warmpancaxe]

That and

Cabbage Crates=Bombing Planes

Coming over=Coming over

The Briney=The Water/The Channel

[warmpancaxe]

Analysis

Sausage Squad Up the Blue End.

Sausage Squad=Bombing Squadron

Up the=Incoming from

Blue End=Ocean/Coast/Seaside

[WiccanHighPriest0]

I'm an Englishman and I don't understand this. I feel ashamed. Ashamed I tell ya! ASHAMED!

[jesoby]

got the accents right, never yet heard a pilot interviewed with a working class accent, they seem always to have recruited from a very narrow social strata.

[kabanzai]

Shot at someone, they fliped to get him. took some pot shots, he flipped around and finished him off =D

[2488squaddie]

Sausage squad up blue end! :)

[mrrmancunian]

"This is the story of the men who flew with him"

That's true comedy right there, not any of this Kate Brand bullshit you see on TV now.

[linkinpark4eva2k7]

Top hole Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie

[MrTriggr]

Cabbage -crates... too funny. Now, lets make sauerkraut out of them.

[deweypug]

Whenever I am feeling down, Monty Python always makes life great!

[NadaqShaker]

@deweypug

they make me look on the bright side of life...

:D

[shadowbreaker777]

@deweypug

'Allo!'Allo! and Monty Python both brighten me up when I'm glum.