Bill Bailey - 'Sexuality'

[HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos]

'Grubnuts' made me spit my drink all over my screen... XD

[LatumWay]

Masculism does exist actually...

[Soloxable]

blokey bloke bloke blokey bloke!

[SkreltNL]

Bloke

[elephantarmy]

The dolphin pipes are all flooded up through the monkey flange.

[Gnoo]

@elephantarmy Donkey flange....

[skullboy1990]

@Gnoo ASCS - Automatic Self Correct System, nice!

[taffyj84]

5 blokes were told to press the dislike button

[domanik]

reading some of these comments has made me sad.

[goth9ever]

'' cover up those table legs mother, their enflaming my sexual arder! for i am a man!, ahahahahah'', had me laughing for 10 minuts straight

[morrossey]

superthunderpatrolmeister!

[s269bub]

flooded upto the donkey flange lmao

[freelancergin]

donkey flange

[EoN604]

Bloke. Blokey bloke bloke bloke!

[pistachioguy]

Starter motor gasket handle.

[l00p0get]

Press 2

Bloke, Bloke, Bloke, Bloke, Bloke, Bloke, Bloke, Bloke, Bloke....

[magson87]

put all new mats in, all new rubber mats...lmfao

[chloeaw1]

spat tea

[lajollacat]

"Just make it work!" xD

[Qolus]

See that blaze of light just off the starboard bow?...

That's St. Elmo's Pipe Trench.

Oooooh!..... Aaaaaah!.....

[foodandmoney]

ahh this is great xD

what show is this from?

[akiugn]

@foodandmoney Bewilderness.

[foodandmoney]

@akiugn cheers bro :D

much appreciated.

[lerriano]

I've seen this public animal 9 (years old) around a lot of Bill Bailey videos...

I think he has denial issues...

[TheCarrick91]

@publicanimal9 dude, you really need to get out more. Also, before you start insulting other peoples intelligence, consider this. You are an irritating douche who has no taste in comedians and you probably only post comments on YouTube that put people down to make yourself feel better about your own lack of intelligence and achievement. Stop being such an ass.

[chunkyscotty]

Great! *****

[rise54321]

whats the american equivalent of bloke? Friend, buddy, brother, ect...?

[pauta9]

@rise54321 Dude

[deanwilliams89]

@rise54321 Probably 'guy'. He's a nice bloke / He's a nice guy. Yeah, that works :)

[McCluckles38]

St Elmo's pipe trench should be on a T-Shirt

[davidmortiboy]

If a woman says no, she means no! ..... If a man says yes... he probably doesn't understand the question

[palinite]

Grubnuts is a word I still use to this day.

[leighrichy]

Absolute class!

[xxEdwardTeachxx]

This guy seems like the British version of Kevin Smith.

[punkmanjon]

Actually Bill there is a very strong masculine counterpart to feminist theory in academic circles and very interesting reading it makes too. 'Masculinities' by R W Connell is the definitive work.

[yazzamie]

I see Bill Bailey on YouTube i think he's a genius. I watch comments and yes, again i see people like publicanimal9 saying stuff like: i hope you and your family die from cancer...soon. Dude really? Are you really THAT bored that you are going trough Bill's movies on YouTube just to say shit about him and his fans?

Man, i feel sorry for you...

[publicanimal9]

@yazzamie If you think Bailey is a 'genius' then you must be the biggest cretin here. This bulgy-eyed, wart-faced spastic is barely even human. You are mindless pond-life. Go back to watching Big Brother you uneducated moron!

[hippylegs]

@publicanimal9 I CAN'T BREATHE...THE EGO...IT'S TOO BIG.

[yazzamie]

@publicanimal9

haha i'm not even going to react at that one, hahaha you suck

[PassionatelyDramatic]

which dvd or performance was this from?

[1996alexrose]

It's obvious TenStoryLoveSong and Publicanimal9 are a perfect trolling couple

[7CellarDoors]

@1996alexrose Theyre also the same person. Ive seen them both on nearly every Bailey vid ive watched on youtube. Its even come up before i believe, and was proven they are in fact the same person. So.. Yeah, perfect trolling couple.

[1996alexrose]

@7CellarDoors That's how sad he is, makes his own imaginary trolling lover

[1996alexrose]

@publicanimal9 Very intelligent response coming from someone who gets his kicks from posting negative comments on a video that is watched by most of Bill Bailey fans, you really are a mindless drone aren't you?

[SvenTviking]

@7CellarDoors These multiple name trolls seem to have similar behavior. Fixation on one type of vid or artist. I came across one loon on a "skateboarder gets arrested by mad cop" vid. This guy had multiple names and argued with himself, with me in the middle! One side, creepy authoritarian nazi cop groupy, other side, extreme leftwing anarchist. But definately the same dude as his writing style was so unique.

[SvenTviking]

@7CellarDoors So you get into an arguement with the red neck right winger, next, the anarchist messages you wanting to be your mate, AND FIND OUT ALL ABOUT YOU! And this guy has about 30 user names. Like the bleeding twilight zone from East Germany. There are a lot of very, very insane people on youtube.

[SvenTviking]

@7CellarDoors Next, you get a visit from his mate, who claims to work as a "Troll monitor" for you tube. He then goes thru your posts, and threatens to get you banned or visited by the cops or the FBI! I told him I was 3000 miles from their jurisdiction and blocked him. This guy is on any vid of skateboarders getting in trouble. Just don't comment or talk to him!

[7CellarDoors]

@SvenTviking I would provoke him for the sake of it. Not to toot my own dick, but im a bit of a troll myself, except i use intelligence and wit rather than blatant persistent retardation.

[McBane10]

St Elmo's Pipe Trench lol

[doctortehe]

Does every fucking YouTube video need to dissolve into pathetic arguments?

Dudes, if you don't like it, then kindly bugger off so we can enjoy them.

I don't go to -insert hate figure du jour- talks/concerts/read books/look at artwork/listen to music and then whine the whole time. Either gtfo or take some Prozac.

But yeah...

This is gold :D

I wonder how he would react to Geoff the TG car ;)

[atmhso]

I want a Nissan Moody.

[crissfrantic]

totally channeled graham chapman at 1:00

[freelancergin]

Vauxhall Disappointed lol,

[radiohippie]

I'm a woman, but I would still drive the Super Thunder Patrol Meister.

[UltimateVenom]

DONKEYFLANGE HAHAHA

[0000Bigfoot]

He´s so funny as long as you know what he´´s talking about....:P But unfaithfully he is so fucking hard to understand....:(

[buckbumble]

"cover up those table legs mother they're enflaming my sexual ardour"

hahaha!

[Szaam]

Super Thunder Patrol Meister

XD

[BeckusTitheroff]

@BattySam still wrong. Voice.

[1975kamrater]

You are GREAT

[mousepotato66]

The "bloke" is awesome! :)

[Xanatos712]

2:10

Blokes won't get in touch with themselves, but they will touch themselves.

[nurzumspass]

@Xanatos712 Nice one :D

[Gorillazfanz23]

@TenStoryLoveSong I'm sorry, how many sell out comedy shows have you had?

[publicanimal9]

@Gorillazfanz23 Not sure he'd want to spend 90 minutes in a room with the kind of shit that would enjoy this rubbish!

[hamtamnam]

@publicanimal9 you're trolling comedy vids? Everyone knows the best trolling grounds are the religion vids.

[publicanimal9]

@hamtamnam Not true. Bill Bailey is not comedy!

[Madsenband88]

@TenStoryLoveSong

gee you're cool...........wanker

[Madsenband88]

@publicanimal9 ahahah look its a troll hehe

[JiriTeunis]

@Xanatos712 why all the thumbs up, he's not even making that simple joke, listen again, he says: "Blokes won't get in touch with themselves, aw i'm just gonna pretend i'm not in, wha wha wha" to my opinion an even better joke, and proving so by all you guys giving the thumb up, cos you only hear what you want to hear. the whole point of Bill joke.

[Xanatos712]

@JiriTeunis 1. I didn't ask for all the thumbs up, viewers did it on their own accord (male or otherwise).

2. I know Bill didn't make that joke, I made that joke. People thought it was funny and gave me a thumb up. So what's your point?

[JiriTeunis]

@Xanatos712 my point was already stated in my first reply, and was not adressed at you.

[JiriTeunis]

@Xanatos712 i am very happy for you so many found you joke funny

[Skorne13]

@JiriTeunis It's exactly what Xanatos712 said, people are giving it a thumbs up because he took what Bill said and added another joke to it. People thought it was funny, therefore it led to an array of thumbing up.

[Aqlor]

@Xanatos712 ...almost as much as women ;)

[kroxburgh]

He's the best!