Skyrim - How to Get Divorced

[lennon4567]

I used to be alive like you but then i made a arrow to the knee joke.

[recon467]

Who noticed the shout? It was a female shout so....... My god Thier lesbians!

[Usctrojan38]

I used to be an arrow, but then i took a knee to the face,

[Neximus1337]

how long did you have to wait for the courier to show up?

[pivotmasterdx56]

I got divorced by accidentally hitting my wife with a warhammer while i was massacarring dawnstar. she wasn't very pleased.

And thats the story of the time when i freed a nation!

[TESBrett]

Dykes!

[GLaDOS443]

That's... That's one way to do it, certainly.

[99aceboy]

'Closes eyes to sneeze'

ATCHOOOOO

'Opens eyes'

"Hunny?"

[jaketri3]

Suddenly insurance money.

[redbull1834]

ooo oo i know what thats from!!!!. thats the princes bride!!!

[TheGrey720]

Questionable legality win

[JohnJones8155]

Aaaaaaaaassss yyyyyoooooouuuu wwwwwwiiiiiiisssssshhhhhh!!!!!­!!

Like if you're old enough to recognize which movie that's from.

[MrCaptainMarvelous]

Lesbians!!!!!

[EvilsOfFeminism]

She's a woman. All she has to do is remember her Lying Female Shout: "I-DO!"

[SuperSaiyanPikachu1]

I've done this she was still alive lol

[MusicStylah]

I tried to divorce but then i took an arrow to the knee

[FrostCCCP]

There should be a divorce shout like "I-WANT-DIVORCE" or "GO-FUCK-YOURSRELF" or the hardest to master "I-SLEPT-WITH-YOUR-SISTER-BEFO­RE-THE-WEDDING-AND-SHE-GOT-PRE­GNANT" you will need some wungs for that one not to mention the 12 dragons you will have to kill to learn it!

[ChaoticChicken2]

@FrostCCCP

*slowly claps hands for 3 seconds*

*someone else begins to clap....then another and another*

*clap increases speed while others join in*

*more and more and more*

*applause*

that is EXACTLY what we need

[Omegaversal]

Lmao

[Angelito180]

lmfaooooo

[NJT97]

DAMN IT!!!!!!! now i have to go down and get my fucking wedding ring back

[MrKillerman229]

i should have watched this BEFORE I slashed her when I was in Werewolf form.....>.>

[abrock2525]

Better idea.

Mace to face!!

[Shumusa]

Ahahaha this reminds me of the time I used the wrong shout and flew lydia off the cliffs lol

[OfTheCoast1234567]

PRAISE TALOS!!

[africandude1]

Seems that your wife had an "unfortunate accident".

[ImmortalDestructor]

Now that is what I call a "shotgun divorce".

[BADKID748]

can i divorce without killing my wife ?

[TheBlueCheeseFilms]

its not nice to shout

[chrisael4]

you'll see, she cannot die, and she WILL find you.

[XxAndrewRubioxX]

LOL

[xzanu13]

seems legit.

[Itamu]

dude, that's not a divorce, that's an annulment.

[secretmagic71]

lol sorry bad sneeze

[Kefco2k9]

Very nice, a new shout believe, FUZ DAVORCE!

[Anbidas125]

FUS RO DAVORCE!!

[ShyShy3210]

If only life was that simple.

[msNinjaX]

damn i really wanted to get divorced from ysolda >.>

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

@msNinjaX She gives you free money, every day.

EVERY. DAY.

[OpenMindGoodHerb420]

I use to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[grawwr2514]

i tried it but my wife's a dragon so.. she just started to shout at me.

[blaby4ever]

@grawwr2514 what a bitch lol

[goldsmith000]

@grawwr2514 Donkey, is that you?

[EpicMrbilly]

@grawwr2514 the hell

[TheRealParallax]

guys (and girls)... this is a skyrim video. we should be making crappy arrow to the knee jokes not pointlessly arguing.

[Rexwar31]

@TheHevquip fine... What you said was sacrilegious...stereotypical..­. And all around not funny. Your humor is crap if that's funny to you. Not all Muslims are cruel that is the extremists. I am a Jew and I am sick of low life FUCKS like you who feel like they can make fun of an organized religion and it would be "okay" because it's not racist. Think before you type...or speak

[ineedhelp554]

@Rexwar31 dude your a fag.

[TheHevquip]

@Rexwar31 I don't care that you're a Jew, don't bring it up, it's irrelevant. Unless you threw it in there to play the whole persecution butthurt card and gain a little weight with your opinion...

I find all religions stupid and outdated. I don't mock people for their general beliefs and practices, I mock them for believing in a God and fearing; everything else is comedy fodder. I have no reason for respect any religion. Gods and religion are man made products, man is flawed.

[Rexwar31]

@TheHevquip so you ARE sacreligious...

1) you dont know whether man made up god or not...show me the undeniable proof thatr they did, until then I am sticking to my beliefs.

2) atleast keep your damn opinion to yourself so that you dont get into an argument

[TheHevquip]

@Rexwar31 ...then show me proof that God made up God? Why would I try to disprove your gods to you? When was this conversation ever about that? You can stick to whatever beliefs you want, it's just that I'm going to find your beliefs stupid. I'm comfortable enough in my atheism that I don't need to go around trying to disprove God all the time, that's not what it's about; it's about me living a life without God because it is the inherent belief and feeling I was born with.

[MichishigeShigehito]

and not a single fuck was given that day =w=

[TheEXpothead]

take a horse and jump out I actually survived that before, horse didn't though.

[Mack488]

It's meant to be funny, you guys aren't going see eye to eye on the issue so stop bitching about retarded shit.

[dodoplate1]

the most wanted video among married men

[Axelevator]

come here honey... i wanna show you the view... FOOS RO DA!

[GhostRider659]

fus=make, ro=me, dah=SANDWICH!!

[MrFreddyman]

umm... are those.. lesbians ?? ? ?

[DmctvMusic]

foos ro divorce 

[mushroomchrisn]

@DmctvMusic copied from top comment, what a dick.

[lpsjalapeno]

That's a female fus ro dah....

[superguy201]

can you get another wife ?

[PrOxAsSaSsInzZ1]

I used to be married to you, but then you fus ro dahd me off a bridge

[gotblake7666]

ME: stand over there honey.

Wife: ok

Me: I got to sneeze uh oh fus ro choo oh sh**

[Supah892]

if u kill ur wife does it make u able to marry another girl??

[ArmoredStone]

@Supah892 I don't know but for the record she is immortal.

[Supah892]

@ArmoredStone haha not really ive killed mine 4 times butfelt bad so loaded right before i killed her lmao

[ArmoredStone]

@Supah892 Not all wives are immortal. Lydia, Aela, Brelyna, and others are immortal. Others are not.

[lohaneser]

@ArmoredStone

Immortality:

others == 1

Others == 1

[snuggiemom]

@ArmoredStone I killed Aela.

[Supah892]

@ArmoredStone haha ik but im n ps3 so i cant get lydia or any of them :? i have camillia

[divineoblivionguy]

me and my wife were exploring a dungeon when a giant dwarven robot thing attacked us and my wife got killed. the game wont let me marry anybody anymore :(

[BlakAttk]

@divineoblivionguy same, only mine was killed by companion ghost

[pipsy27]

Take that bitch!

[nickf069]

lesbians... nice

[MegaDanny117]

Saw the Bridge and knew what would happen :P *P.S. Waring Turn Your Sound Down :/*

[F3ARlVl3]

omg thats awesome

[NicksterSTTL]

What if your wife doesnt die? She just kneels

[DeluxeeFX]

how to have a divorce...

step 1) make her give you the store money

step 2) get her to make you tea

step 3) put a blade to her neck and kill her

step 4) take all of her belongings and sell then

step 5) carry her body and leave it on the spare bed and close door

step 6) move on and go kill some dragons :)

[azinvazion]

wasn't surpri... FUS RO DAH!

[EugeneSimental]

dude you dont even deserve the name if you dont know that.

[fudisgood]

@Xboxskaterlass no its not, there is same sex marrige in skyrim

[Xboxskaterlass]

the woman who fus do ra'd the other woman was a woman! this is fake

[TheMase13]

i killed my wife with arrow can i get married again

[TheSuperGamingNerd]

@TheMase13 nope



[dsub1994]

ay guys... seriously!

i got married... i moved houses... and my wife just disappeared into thin air XDXDXD

please someone help me... i want to know how to get married again if my wife disappeares... i hate glitches!!!! please thumbs up so more people see this!!! PLEEEEEZZZ!!!! help me find a new wife XDXD

[TheDemonblender]

@dsub1994 well that happend to me and i waited 2 days and she was there so try that

[dsub1994]

@TheDemonblender okay... so what i'm meant to do is wait 2 days, and she should be where i told her to move?

[dsub1994]

@TheDemonblender well i'll be damned! it worked :D:D:D:D:D thx bro

[Whoami691]

@dsub1994 Dude, you are so fuckin lucky ;)

[Teslatronical]

@dsub1994 If you're on a PC, you could look up some console commands and fix it using those.

If you're on console, you're screwed.

[LokiSocamoto]

lesbian marriage???



[klm4298]

@TheHevquip Selling her to a Persian slave trader is another common method. 

[dsub1994]

@TheHevquip that's not how muslims get divorced :P

[thefuckyou117]

@TheHevquip fuck you mang

[lolydodo123]

@TheHevquip SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKER. I bet your just a low life scum bag

[TheHevquip]

@lolydodo123 Never bet because bets can be lost, wagers not so much. I'm gonna let the "your" slide because you're not an native English speaker...

[Avarthas]

@TheHevquip You have a horrible sense of humor, Not to mention the racism, Not to mention the ignorance too about the religion, Read and educate yourself before making such stupid statements.

[TheHevquip]

@Avarthas What racism? Muslims and Islamics are followers of a religion, they do not all belong to a specific race, nothing I said had anything to do with anyone's race or was racist. Not my fault some Muslim tossed his woman off a cliff and ruined it for the rest of them.

[Avarthas]

@TheHevquip Race is a classification system used to categorize humans into large and distinct populations or groups by heritable phenotypic characteristics, geographic ancestry, physical appearance, and ethnicity. -- An ethnic group (or ethnicity) is a group of people whose members identify with each other, through a common heritage, often consisting of a common language, a common culture (often including a shared religion) - Wikipedia, Followers of a certain religion ARE a race.

[Hashashinable]

@Avarthas Retard. So that means mormons are a race, for example

[Avarthas]

@Hashashinable Retard. Picking on a specific religion is racist, Call it whatever you want to call it, But it still acts as racism against a specific group of people..

[TheHevquip]

@Avarthas Picking on a race is racism, picking on religion is just funny. Racism is only discrimination against a RACE and nothing else. Religion and DNA have nothing to do with each other. You even pointed out how wrong you were when you copy pasted something from Wikipedia because you did not understand that what you were reading was exactly the point I was making. You have your opinions, I have my facts and information.

[Avarthas]

@TheHevquip I really dont think that you get it, Picking on a specific group of people IS racism, Its common knowledge, Its just pathetic that you call your words facts and information and yet call mine opinions, Another thing, I stated lots of reasons that show you're wrong, You discussed only one, State all my points or get lost, You know nothing about islam, Whether this joke was an evidence of your ignorance, Or just trying to be funny, Its pathetic.

[TheHevquip]

@Avarthas You can try to change your words all you want, but racism is the hate and discrimination of another race, not a "specific group of people". It's like you don't even understand the definition of the word "race". I hate hipsters and hipsters are a "specific group of people", so how would that be racist? If I hate kids and kids are all a "specific group of people" i.e. ages 1-18, how is that racist? I get it: you don't like my jokes, but they have nothing to do with racism.

[TheHevquip]

@Avarthas I guess I'm not white anymore, now that I converted to Islam and believe in Allah! Now I'm a Muslim! Look how my skin color is changing! I guess every Christian is white-skinneed! I guess every Buddhist is an Asian! Jews are only people with big noses and curly dark hair! Muslims aren't primarily an Arab race, apparentally they're a MUSLIM race! Religion and race are the same, even though one is a choice! Wikipedia is written by the most intelligent people ever! STFU!

[Avarthas]

@TheHevquip Your childish way of talking doesn't show any intelligent signs at all, Most muslims share same language, same culture.. The word race has many definitions that we could argue upon for a long amount of time, You know nothing about islam, Almost all of the community agrees that when someone bashes on a religion its called racism, And stop that hipster crap about wikipedia being a bad site, Its just pathetic.. Educate yourself about islam before trying to make a lame joke.

[TheHevquip]

@Avarthas Also, reread the part you wrote about how race categorizes by "heritable phenotypic characteristics, geographic ancestry, physical appearance, and ethnicity". Nowhere does that primary definition mention religion. And when they do mention religion, they were not saying that religion is used to categorize a race, they were saying that often people of the same race will share the same things, such as religion, culture, and language. Step up your reading comprehension.

[incognitomuch]

@TheHevquip Firstly, why are people arguing about religion and such on a SKYRIM clip? It's childsh to carry on, just agree to disagree. Another thing worth mentioning is that Wikipedia isn't always right. The definition for 'race' is:

1.Each of the major divisions of humankind, having distinct physical characteristics

- 'people of all races, colors, and creeds'

2.A group of people sharing the same culture, history, language, etc.; an ethnic group

- 'we Scots were a bloodthirsty race then.'

[Lucky30eight]

@TheHevquip if you don't know what a muslim divorce is the shut the fuck up

[Doomemperor1]

@TheHevquip No way man. Muslim Divorce is when you get cousin Osama to throw you BOTH off.

[TheHevquip]

@Doomemperor1 Well of course he's gonna throw the two off together, that way he gets goats from both families!

[gheith001]

@TheHevquip i suggest you actually LOOK UP a religion before you say senseless shit like that. dumb fuck.

[DTSephiroth]

@gheith001 He probably meant to say "Muslim Terrorist Divorce".

[randomvideosagain]

@DTSephiroth I don't think Terrorists marry.

[DTSephiroth]

@randomvideosagain Oh... well nm then

[TheHevquip]

@gheith001 Next time you come back to the internet, bring a sense of humor and thicker skin. Or just know that not everybody gives a shit when you give your opinion to them.

[gheith001]

@TheHevquip Why would I need a sense of humor...? Dude, I'm INSULTING you. I don't need to be clever about it -_-

[Extreme360v]

@TheHevquip You Should Probably Know That That's Racist You Dumb 5 Year Old.

[TheDeltaism]

@Extreme360v Look up the definition of racist. Here's a hint, it's something that starts with prejudice and ends with a period. Now who looks dumb? Also, don't bother replying, because I looked at your page and your recent comments, so I blocked you. Oh, And By The Way, You Should Probably Stop Typing Like This.

[TheHevquip]

@Extreme360v You should probably know that racism is the hate and discrimination of another race. Religion is not a race. And if I'm 5 years old, thank god I have a better understanding of that than you and am able to type like an adult!

[Chuggnoris]

@TheHevquip i agree but your supposed to get an account when your what? like 16? i dunno

[Namelessandface]

wait she "divorced" a woman and she is a woman... right?

[takara9]

@Namelessandface It seems that way...

[noble529]

Thats what you get for not getting me the nirnroot I wanted...

[Alligator1795]

i use to be a virgin like you but then i took a vagina to the dick

[Squiggy1223]

Wow... u managed to make the same woman fall for you... twice lol

[Denladouceur]

@Squiggy1223 I feel retarded for laughing. Thumbs up!

[TheRealAxelFury]

and you get to keep the house too.

[Computergeew]

Looks like he...

*put on sunglasses*

Got dumped.

[TheObiwan1113]

@Computergeew YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[SteepHyperspace]

Just a follower, but funny.

[01tom02]

0_0 lesbians............

[lilpower1273]

foos ro dahvorce



[too000123]

wait... is the player a girl? D:

[Silver7761]

How to get a divorce *Stab* Problem solved.

[jakeisurpimp]

pfft, girls cant be dragonborn...or parallel park

[Veleron121213]

I used to shout people off cliffs, then i took an arr----

you know what?

Im tired of hearing this around screw that saying!

[LostComment]

Dragon born girl don't accept dick from no one.

[comedy677]

poor elf

[deflepfan365]

lol



[jbojoify]

i bet u shes still living at the bottom of that mountain

[FrolickingGames]

Till Fus Ro Dah do us part...

[cheesyhorse6]

where you a lesbian because that was a really girly fus ro dah

[rebekahterrell]

LOL!!!!

[dragonred4000]

fus ro dah sounds crappy as a girl, go back to the kitchen!!!

[rebekahterrell]

@dragonred4000 blow me bitch

[IfSiLenTiDie]

hahahah



[TeufelFaust]

That's how I wanna get divorced...

[BlamefulEye36]

There is no excuse why you can't get remarried without cheating come on Bethesda!!

[JFJW4E]

Fus: Sucked

Ro: In

Dah: Bed

[aparzoo]

Thanks for the tutorial. It was a huge help.

[sakunaruful]

How to you get your wife to follow you o.o

[CookiesRlyAreAliens]

@TheVikingChieftain What's that mean?? There's Co-op?!I'LL DIE IF I DONT GET THIS!! THIS IS LIKE MY HOLY GRAIL!!!

[MitchTitan]

listen honey...

[CookiesRlyAreAliens]

You can get married on this game?! I want it even badder!!

[Mouseguy44]

my brother is married to her

[Lofton0899]

Tags:

Skyrim Unrelenting Force Shout How to Divorce Fus Ro Dah

...because I always wanted to divorce my FUS RO DAH

[Krow006]

ah yes, the complicated divorse procidures of Skyrim.

[teachbydefault]

How do you get married?

[PartehmunzX]

@teachbydefault Go to Riften. Talk to Maramal who's either in the Temple of Mara or the Bee and Barb inn and buy an amulet of Mara from him. Then go talk to someone who you want to marry. You can probably find a list of people eligible for marriage with google.

[ColonelClan]

i used to divorce like this but then i just shot my wife with a arrow to the knee

[wowmanking]

lol i knew he was going to use that shout XD

[Spyrogirl95]

I need to get married. But first, I'm gonna join the Dark Brotherhood, that way she can say she's married to an assassin.

[DeutschKrieger500]

Lol.... Just right after she comes to haunt you , you can say I sneezed jeez.....

[ZacharyHere]

Yep... That'll do it.

[KingWhoShallReturn]

Was anyone else expecting Fus ro dah? XD