The Queen's Christmas Speech 2006

[pussylikcer90006]

o god wen will the queen finally die

[nameherejony]

Well said

[SunderlandAFC1001]

she won't shes the fuckin terminator, she'll keep on marching around for atleast another 40 years!!!!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

[jonbob1]

sad and disrespectful.

[opiatefilms]

I know.

You've really got to stop raping all those babies.

At some point their eyes will pop out and the parents will start to notice...

[laurend333]

i agree with jonbob

[opiatefilms]

You agree with his baby-raping?

That makes you a terrible person.

And a racist.

Tell me, why do you hate competative running so much?

Get it? Race-ist..?

No?

You people have no sense of humor.

[220035376]

English people must be a kind of wierd creature so that they enjoy such "meaningless" royal episode happening in their everyday lives. What a stupid thing that I don't even want to take a look for one second.

[opiatefilms]

Is that because you're afraid of being touched in a bad place?

That's ok. The other commenters won't touch you.

We'll look after you real good, and keep their lustful eyes off you.

Chances are, if you're over 12 they won't be interested anyway.

[onstageagain]

@220035376 These low IQ idiots have the country thinking for yrs they have Royal Blood, what the heck is that? Unless I missed something in school, its called Red Blood ! Least they got the R, correct. Sitting on your Royal wrinkled rump living off tax $, Called Welfare where I'm from fool. You've sold the whole nation a bunch of buffoonery , while you ride around in some prehistoric buggy, with a stupid teaira on your head. Take that stupid thing off... that belongs to Cinderella fool.

[faz40]

overpaid futher mucking sock cucker.

[opiatefilms]

You know what's funnier than rape?

Being raped by a clown.

[McColly89]

Stupidly enough.. This comment actually made me laugh.

No. I'm not a rapist, and arpe is wrong wtc, wtc. I'm just disturbed. Kthx

[marinello6]

Predatory Elites have always rationalized their oppression by claiming that they are superior and have the Divine Right to Rule when all they really are is a gaggle of ruthless psychopaths parasitically feeding on the host population until their cancerous movement causes the collapse of the host. In the 20th century alone The State is and always has been the number 1 cause of unnatural deaths...150 million in the last century throughout the world.

[opiatefilms]

Elites are the number one unnatural cause of death... so say, drinking and smoking and overdose and murder and suicide are not to blame?

I share your love of impossible-to-ratify statistics, in fact, speaking of figures, how many people have ever lived? Are there more people alive now than ever before?

And how many pineapples do you think it would take to kill a cow of citrus poisoning?

[marinello6]

Elites create wars along with global bankers like the Rothchilds and Rockefellers. The Bankers finance both sides of conflict and then they finance both sides of reconstruction.

During the Second World War alone 60 million people were killed not to mention the untold millions of disabled and injured. Yes, Elites are behind this....just as Moron Bush has elites they he wants to please. The other causes you site are nothing compared to the amount killed in war.

[marinello6]

You must also realize Opiate, that often people come home from war and they become heavy drinkers, drug addicts, smokers, murderers and suffer from PTSD and Depression that can lead to suicide. Why are you so defensive? Two and Two have been adding up to four for a long time. With a little research you will find that outside of old age, war is the number one killer of healthy adults. The Bilderberg and other elite power brokers are behind most conflicts for more power and profit.

[faz40]

Yes YOU are correct she is basically an overpaid sock cucker!

[marinello6]

You can see beyone the facade and myth which is deliberately marketed so that she and her kind can keep their power and wealth. She does not care about anyone but her own self-preservation. If she has to appear nice in order go protect her status she will say or do anything.  Furthermore to believe that she has Divine Providence disgusts me and any person in touch with reality. Bless You and I do not even believe in religion.

[faz40]

Bless you too,you are wise and know history of the rothchilds etc,i am suprised though you have no faith in a creator as all creations demand one.Surely you have not fell for the evillution con and all them prehistorical fairy tales about millions and billions and big bang theories.Tyrrany has been around since adam and eve Lucifer is very powerful here on earth if you accept him or not he has many souls like her majesty ,rothschild,rockefellas,the pope,cfr members,bildeburgs,jesuit generals etc

[marinello6]

Thank you so much. After I saw my mother's body after an accident with her skull smashed in, one eye open, one eye close, her blonde hair caked in blood and a bucket of blood splattered everywhere, her body mangled, it confirmed what I already know. We are just road kill and when we die the worms eat us. Then we become part of the grass, trees or a speck of dust in someones eye. We are nothing more than chemical reactions.

[faz40]

Sorry to hear that,hope she did not suffer"some will not taste death before reaching heaven"i lost me best mate in a car crash too and i too was athiest (now a theist).My baby daughter had her bottom rib removed for a major kidney operation,(13 years ago)when i quizzed the doc over the rib he explained it is the only human bone that continually regenerates(eve from adams bottom rib)the chemicals you mention are really the dust of the ground water,salt,iron,mercury etc ,lump in your throat etc

[marinello6]

Sorry to hear that your daughter went through such a thing. I hope she is ok now.

I will never know if my mother suffered. It was a horrible goodbye to a person that is the central figure in most of your life. She saw me being born and I saw her dying and dead.

[faz40]

Thankyou and god bless you,having lost so many loved ones i found the bible explaining the madness we seem to live and die in and why.I think God chooses his positives and leaves the negatives grounded/earthed.I started praying at 38 and felt his presence,even though i,m just another sinner in need of salvation,please gather faith it is you and your familys greatest shield and salvation from armmaggedon unfolding.I know you are not from Cains descendandts and "woman means from man" God bless u

[britbasherno1]

Fantastic lmao

[santadaladeira]

Since Diana's death Lilybeth is looking more and more sinister (hanoverian and lizard like)

[iriswigle]

She is the same as Stalin? Hitler? What she throws people into jail on trumped up charges like slander, bad book reports? Hmmm? She is not all German, if German at all. There may have been a Russian gene hidden away under the guise of German??? Perhaps Anastasia really made it out and the Russian story was just a ploy to get the real Anastasia to come out of hidding to defend herself??? Dna was taken around 1967. Slander is slander...think twice before you speak. Thank her for being patient.

[alexapaints]

check out jactress!!!!

[marinello6]

She is the same as George Bush (except she has exterior class), she is the same as Stalin, Hitler and all of the rest.

[opiatefilms]

Um. Again. Ok...

She has nothing in common with any of them... apart from Hitler in that she's German.

Wait... He was Austrian.

So: Nothing in common.

Where have you been getting your facts? Wikipedia?

[marinello6]

My mother was from Hamburg. Did you know that in the winter of 1917, 750,000 German civilians died from the British naval blockade because of lack of food and fuel. Then the British cry about the Blitz of London. Watch "End Game" by Alex Jones and you will see what Liz is not made of. I know alot more about history than you will ever know. I also have British relatives in Portsmouth that are part German.

Read about the Bilderberg before you attack me. Watch "End Game" by Alex Jones.

[opiatefilms]

Um. Dear old Liz wasn't queen 'til the 50s - and I'm fairly certain she wasn't alive in 1917.

Are we now blaming people for things that happened before their birth? Because if so I'm probably going to start being shouted at for the faking of the moo landings any second now.

Also, I know about the Bilderberg Group - I love me a good conspiracy, but remember that Bilderberg conspiracy theorists also think Prince Charles is the antichrist - you've got to put these things in perspective.

[marinello6]

SHE IS A WHITE-WASHED SEPULCHER! THERE IS NOTHING BUT ROT AND DEATH INSIDE HER. She will let billions die to retain her position and her private empire. WHORE!

[opiatefilms]

Um. Yeah. Ok.

You're a little mad.

Not angry-mad; collect-dead-cats-and-leave-th­em-in-the-fridge-mad.

That's not good in anyone's books.

Also: "sepulcher"? 

Isn't that a crypt?

She... is a crypt?

[marinello6]

She is someone who appears to be beautiful on the outside like an expensive crypt but inside she's worse than evil. Study the Bilderberg of which she and her cousin Beatrix of the Netherlands are part of. Yes, you have been fooled like most people. That is the reason why she is still around to babble her lies. Her main concern is herself and her power.

[opiatefilms]

Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess. But, for an immortal lizard she's not looking too bad.

And, um, what powers do the royals have in the 21st century? Other than the power of flight, obviously.

[marinello6]

Your response is full of mad, anger and emotional disturbance. The idea of dead cats came out of your head not mine. I have never thought of such things. It is hard to hear the truth for the first time. I understand that being faced with a delusion that most people have can be disturbing. Do you really think that Diana's death was a coincidence? If Liz objected to her death, Diana would be alive. That is one little example of the evil of Machiavellian elites amd their psychopathic brains.

[opiatefilms]

I object to a lot of things, but that doesn't make them happen... I think you're confusing murder and not-liking-someone.

I get those two confused all the time, I don't like you one moment, and you're dead the next - oh the trouble it gets me in!

[DJKillzz]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[emeraldvenus]

LOL! We live in times where noone is safe from being mocked. I do love the monarchy, though. England would not be the same without it. Now off with your heads!!

[benmdaviesuk]

come on, thats a bit harsh, she is an old lady who has devoted her life to serve the british public, yeah ok many think shes not needed or shes not good enough, but id like to see one off us try and keep 6.3 million people happy, lol its a funni clip. but its a bit harsh to her, and she is the queen, our tradition. you do need to get a life, spending your time making a sick slide of an old lady, making her say dirty things. but hey if thats what turns you on......

[opiatefilms]

Oh boy does it turn us on...

We love the Queen and the monarchy, and feel that she, along with everything else in the 21st century deserves to be laughed at.

And in the end, who doesn't get aroused by IBS?

[spiritofwicca]

Sick!

[opiatefilms]

Are you? So sorry to hear.

Hope you get well soon.

[sortkapel]

DAWN with monarchy!

LIVE THE REPUBLIC!!!!!

[opiatefilms]

Um. We're royalists. But hello.

[mrbobbo666]

hmm, its a good angle, but what do you expect this to do? Because you made a film of a lizard with IBS doesn't mean people aren't going to respond nicely (see other comments.) Have you seen David Icke?

[opiatefilms]

David Icke actually commissioned this film - he wants us to spread the word that not only are the monarchy giant shapeshifting lizards, but that the Queen has mystical powers.

[sengland44]

Rubbish

[opiatefilms]

Yes... your comment was.

[BAYCITYROLLERBOY]

This is PATHETIC!Some people have no respect.The Royal Family brings this country a fortune in tourism and trade,and only costs us 61p a head.LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN.

[opiatefilms]

Dear Mr. Gaycityroller,

We have nothing but respect for the Queen, the royal family, and their Nazi ancestors. This is precisely why we have uploaded this uncut edit of the Queen's speech - because only true royalists would still adore as much as we do, after having her scat all over the place.

In case your wondering, her poo smells like roseblossom.

Long live the monarchy!

[wyzzy]

nicely put, long live our german royal family.

[Wapitup]

not even funny u dik

[opiatefilms]

Ahh, welcome back Master Wapitup, and a merry Christmas to you too.

I remember your mother, Mrs Wapitup... my she had powerful thighs.

Your command of the English language astounds me, dear fellow. Your punctuation superb, your spelling and grammar astounds, I am so very certain that you are an unrivalled candidate for MENSA.

I'm sure your dear mama is very proud, send her my love.

[hobaleo]

this is not funny really

[opiatefilms]

Well, it depends on the context.

Compared to a puppy with AIDS, who's just been raped by a clown, it's hilarious.

[ssassboy]

Now THAT was a funny reply.

Ha ha!

[ssassboy]

I forgot I posted any reply to this piece of shit. Do you guys not realise that this is excreble? That any comment I make is pointless - you are not funny. You must be a bunch of straight guys who delude themselves you are the coolest. Give it up!

[opiatefilms]

Excreble?

Do you mean Execrable?

U is teh smart wid' spllelling.

We are a company of 16 homosexuals.

Does that mean you're hating on us for being gay?

You know, they say that you hate the thing you love.

Does that mean you love us?

Aww. That's so sweet. We love you too.

Come visit us for some sodomy.

We are open 9-5 weekdays.

[ssassboy]

you know what, I didn't realise that you were so funny. Really amazing, all my friends can't stop laughing. witty, sharp, incisive, original. you are so amazing. I am sure that everybody who views this will realise the genius that is Opiate faggots, soooo FUNNY

[ssassboy]

unfunny

[opiatefilms]

Yes. Yes you are.

But Irritable Bowel Syndrome will do that to a person.

It's ok, we understand.

Merry Christmas.

[iCanuckian]

Brilliant! I was like Magic!

[manolete1991]

Well, this is not happening since the 30's. This was just made by you... I dislike it.

[opiatefilms]

And a good morning to you too Prince Charles.

If you continue this childish behaviour of going around the internet downloading copious amounts of porn and being mean to people, mummy will never abdicate the throne.

OpiateFilms: Loyal filmmakers to the crown since 1811

[manolete1991]

What did you mean with that? You just wrote so much things but didn't say anything.

[opiatefilms]

And a good evening to you, sir.

Thank you kindly for honouring us with your presence yet again. We at Opiate of the People Films look forward to you mama's speech this year. Pass on our best wishes to her.

Oh, and we hope your piles clear up soon.

[britishroyalist]

The abilty to add comedy to what the humorless british republicans call an outdated insittuion will forever in aspects give it the abilty to update and modernise. The Queen her self has a strange sence of humour and would proably find this funny

[userblue]

Witty. >_>

[natejock22]

this is stupid. Respect the great traditions. Making fun of an 80 year old woman...with petty little noises shows your inability to constructively critique.

[opiatefilms]

Well hello there Nathan Jockly,

There is no constructive criticism to be said about the Queen's speech, but there are fart jokes to be made.

It's not a "great tradition" it's only been happening since the 30's. Chill out and learn to have a sense of humor. Or I'll send Jimmy Savile round to bukkake you.

[deadduckproductions]

i told you she should have said 'fucking' instead of 'bloody.'

otherwise, sterling work.

[opiatefilms]

Yes. That may be. But it goes out to the nation - and you can't let children hear naughty words; Look what happened to the Bulger killers...

[marysiak]

very Monty Python, maybe could have been even shorter though, 5 stars

[meninskirtswithboobs]

Waheey! Nice one Lee! (btw this Is Kirsten off myspace!) xx