And ellwyn, just to clear the air, I'm a US citizen that's not proud of our history....our government is riddled with assholes, supported and voted for by assholes.
a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 a fuck.right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this on 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe
given how long this song has been around, im very suprised it hasnt gotten over a million views by now. be proud to be an asshole! spread the word! i love it when he's "barking" at that stuffed cat....or what ever it is.
I didnt start this ok? dnt read this (cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur lifehwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv started readn ths dnt stp this is so scary snd this ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrk
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"'Cause we got the bombs"'.....thats why we (the U.S.A.), rule this planet. If it were up to me, anyone who upset me and my country can suck my thermo-nuclear dick!
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come
I am not American but I am an asshole and I like this song. I make fun of handy's like you people........don't deny..... I am fucktard to.... I will admit it...... No denial here.....
hey hardstyleballplayer says "this is a vid all about the u.s thats rite america u"
keep in mind you un-american pig! WE are the ones donating money and food to every country in the world and getting OUR troops involved in wars just to help you and you dont even care so keep to yourself!
I am so mad at the american education system right now. I wonder if they told you that Australia lost 1/3 of its male population in WW2, oh no, they wont, because america doesnt care what happens to anyone but america. Don't sprout that crap kid.
Im looking for this song without him singing so that i can basically sing the song with a friend of mine and make a video out of it. Was anyone able to locate this song in karaoke version or has any idea how i can do this????
A bit they BOTH did together is now Louis' possession. Congrats, asshole Louis, you're the asshole man, great, but guess what, you can't cry like fifteen years later.
Louis' bit was 1/10 of the song by Leary anyway, the song is what made whatever "bit' it might have been. I'm sure Denis is smiling.
And Leary steals most of his material from Bill Hicks, so what? Pretty much evey famous comedian these days, has stolen their material from other comedians in the 70's and 80's, but its still funny
Ok, next time you have a term paper just write down what someone else wrote and take credit for it. Then when the teacher calls you out for it just tell them you delivered it better, see where that gets you.
Next time you want to make an example try not to take it so far out of context. All comedians steal material live with it ok, its not the material that makes the joke but how its delivered. since you decided to out of context so will i. The subject of a paper doesn't make it good but the way it is written does.
never heard of the last 2 and i never got a chance to listen to cosby so how should i know? Just to make you happy i'm going to leave here and let yuo go on with your life. Think you won whatever i can care less, i jut don't wanna be another ass who spams videos in a flame war with one person. Good day 2 you
theme song 2 my life.football best sport ever.i piss on public toilts. sometimes when im gonna be quik i use handycap spaces.hot pink is my favriot color ever.
yep hes an asshole lol
smunp 2 years ago
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i wanna fuck him
CyderdelicAwakening 2 years ago
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I wanna fuck him
CyderdelicAwakening 2 years ago
hilarious. I know the song, had never seen the video...love Dennis Leary
skinsnatsfan 2 years ago
hahaha man i never seen the film clip to this hehehe..
ThePlantDoctor 2 years ago
And ellwyn, just to clear the air, I'm a US citizen that's not proud of our history....our government is riddled with assholes, supported and voted for by assholes.
eringobraugh59 2 years ago
this is violence-mongering hate speech against US citizens
ellwyn 2 years ago
whos we?
cullen19911 2 years ago
It takes an Irish-American to call us what we really are......
eringobraugh59 2 years ago
speak for yourself
ellwyn 2 years ago
I am speaking for myself. I'm not in denial. Bone up on the doctrine of "Manifest Destiny" and get back with me.
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krogulech 2 years ago
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With the cat! Hahaha
Naz0099 2 years ago
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stole it from louis ck!
leary fuckin sucks!
howdybillybob 2 years ago
his face is priclles at 2:08
knuppy22 2 years ago
God dammit, only Dennis Leary could pull this off.
HangedMan30 2 years ago
Better then I am an "BEEP"
Censor...
Sirdiablo2 2 years ago
At 1st, I thought that Denis said, "I'm an Esso," instead of saying, "I'm an Asshole."
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I love this song so much!
Jmayerfan87 2 years ago 2
nah iam a a hole
devmoran2 2 years ago
lol
devmoran2 2 years ago
At 0:26, anyone notice how much that shot of the house behind him appears like Tommy Gavin's house in season one of Rescue Me?
CNNnewsKNDP 2 years ago
ahh this is the best song in existance!
blakelaw14 2 years ago
FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! GREAT TUNE!
jermsdotcom 2 years ago
I hear this is the New Theme song for the Glenn Beck show.
spikerogan 2 years ago 2
hate it jk im a asshole
dudewtf1221 2 years ago
fuck this its gay and any one who likes it is gay. Na im just being an ass hole
jessicadicksonmank 2 years ago
I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense!
Oh yeah. Yeah yeah.
thecheesburgler 2 years ago
I love america....
SCREW CHINA
huangeric1 2 years ago 2
song is so badass
PewPewDontSuck 2 years ago
this song should play everytime i wake up
WTFjustno 2 years ago
we never found that cure for cancer
Brokenheart7911 2 years ago 3
Im an asshole
rg87ta 2 years ago
I fucking love America?
Mowbee13 2 years ago
such an awesome song, how can u not like it??? LOL
lockg77 2 years ago 2
Those things he describes in his song isn't so assholeish. I live like that everyday.
bigdrunkdave 2 years ago
That's the point, he's pretty much saying that almost all of Americans are assholes. Including myself, so don't bash me thinking I'm a Brit...
ukickedmiperro 2 years ago
Then ur an asshole big drunk dave :)
Don't worry, we all want to be *ASS HOOOOLES*
GassyMaskz 2 years ago
this describes my ex perfectly asshole
loirabonita 2 years ago
the story of my life. brings back good times in school haha im such a asshole to my teachers.
RED7309 2 years ago
i'm an asshole too - and i'm also proud of it
red03mitsu 2 years ago
I'm a pretty nice guy - And I'm also proud of it.
HentlyMog 2 years ago
asshole crackhead
goocheyman 2 years ago
You and me both!
140526 2 years ago
hey!!! hey!!! hey!!! hey!!! hey!!!hey!!!hey!!! you know you really are an asshole
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How sex starts!!!
a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 a fuck.right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this on 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe
ProphecyA 2 years ago
He is awlays smoning :D
Miroslanchev 2 years ago
yup, he loves it :P
in his stand up, he goes on about how he'll never stop smoking :P
shieldforumJim 2 years ago
He's the world's biggest asshole.
KDOGLEY 2 years ago
I are an asshole!!!!!!
32seamus32 2 years ago
i lsiten to this song every day its become my anthem lol im an asshole!!!
ThejimsterQ111 2 years ago
I'm an asshole.
jsj297 2 years ago
given how long this song has been around, im very suprised it hasnt gotten over a million views by now. be proud to be an asshole! spread the word! i love it when he's "barking" at that stuffed cat....or what ever it is.
caddywhompus2000 2 years ago
what i find funny about this is, not what this songs about but the way he says asshole
captainblue150 2 years ago
Fewf no black people in this band i can let my grand kids watch this then,
honeyhunter111 2 years ago
he's an asshole asshole
goocheyman 2 years ago
best fucking song ever!!!! 5/5 star fucking shit video rules!
4Roomz 2 years ago
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I didnt start this ok? dnt read this (cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur lifehwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv started readn ths dnt stp this is so scary snd this ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrk
Mamoud1993 2 years ago
two words nuclear fucking weapons
guitarhero2rocks 2 years ago
The whole thing is hilarious, but I love the shot where the kid runs into the fence and Leary gives the "what the hell" look.
Dagger33 2 years ago 3
i'm an asshole.... and i'm proud of it :D
red03mitsu 2 years ago 2
two words...nuclear fucking weapons
Ramerkay 2 years ago 2
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assho
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asshole
ASS HOLE
LilDeathGansta 2 years ago
when was this song made?
j7ordan7 2 years ago
When your parents fucked and made you.
:P
NirvanaFan122488 2 years ago
lol wtf
long time ago then
j7ordan7 2 years ago
LMFAO
JK
:P
NirvanaFan122488 2 years ago
It came out in 1993.
It was the first track from the "No cure for cancer" cd
red03mitsu 2 years ago
this was off his 1992 album "No Cure for Cancer"
Lemoris 2 years ago
lol i love this! he's so hot too. ;]]
xMileyLove 2 years ago
somebody agrees john wayne isn't dead LONG LIVE THE DUKE
johnnyreb455 2 years ago
a...ss...ho...le
loomis2loomis 2 years ago
two words, nuclear fuckin weapons.
LOL
alvin69604 2 years ago 3
Brilliant...i love it...and he is sooooo hot
Lizann029 2 years ago
i love this song i know every word coz we got da bombs OK!
camz240 2 years ago
This is my national anthem.
No kidding,once you admit to yourself that your truly an asshole,you can have some fun,loads if it.
Kissofthedragon66 2 years ago 2
hahahha thats so true
Lizann029 2 years ago
yup
thiefelent 2 years ago
wow much music channel, i remember that.
cyhill99 2 years ago
I've listened to this song every single day for 4 months now, it's become my anthem.
SalmonSoldier 2 years ago
are you aware that this is a satire?
dianitapilla 2 years ago 2
lol this is my theme song but im a girl. exept the porno part :S
mileyh8ta 2 years ago
You need porn to be a true American Asshole. Keep working on it. We're all proud of you.
elguapostino 2 years ago 2
baloney. anyone that says that they don't watch porn is only saying it to hide the fact.
XuliusCaesar 2 years ago 4
bologna you fucking retard
fjlj480 2 years ago
Im an asshole exterminator
kellythesinger 2 years ago
Overkill. Your a jerk too. should have changed a few words and cut others out and it could have been a hit single. You blew it ahole.
metalschooldrill 2 years ago
You're* asshole*
Lastspark 2 years ago
indeed
stillbigjames 2 years ago
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"'Cause we got the bombs"'.....thats why we (the U.S.A.), rule this planet. If it were up to me, anyone who upset me and my country can suck my thermo-nuclear dick!
caddywhompus2000 2 years ago
might not wanna say that
ChaseGamerX 2 years ago
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have you seen that movie where 'the' kid rapist ends up being raped by a bunch of niggas with huge dicks?
how was it named... how was it named? ....
never mind.
dianitapilla 2 years ago
this is how we solve the economic crisis.....
caddywhompus2000 2 years ago 2
HAHA Great feckin song!
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Pklachlan24 2 years ago
And then a giant Butt pirate named Leonardo Caprio will rape ur but hole =.= enough with chain spam
ChaseGamerX 2 years ago
cool song
Giantkiss 2 years ago 2
I am not American but I am an asshole and I like this song. I make fun of handy's like you people........don't deny..... I am fucktard to.... I will admit it...... No denial here.....
Aquaria25 2 years ago 3
That's my Song!!!
habi266 2 years ago 2
amazing song
ryanboy1578 2 years ago
have you heard his newest song? Its called washup.
oldcabbage4846177 2 years ago
This is what i think should be the American anthem
dominojack69 2 years ago
hahahaha yeah sure
ElvisFerbeyre 2 years ago
love this song I can play it on the guitar
Mom hates it
JewvsGerman 2 years ago
I'M A ASSHOLE !!!! XD
deadman23456 2 years ago
The official theme song of Viacom, ladies and gentlemen.
AHeroOntheRise 2 years ago
yesssss!!!! +100000
chanceska 2 years ago
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chanceska 2 years ago
im still looking for my cockles....
caddywhompus2000 2 years ago
me too
killermantoo 2 years ago
Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces
While handicapped people make handicap faces
i'm an asshole and proud of it.....
maxeypad 2 years ago
he's an asshoooole a really asshooooooole
Gtao 2 years ago
hey hardstyleballplayer says "this is a vid all about the u.s thats rite america u"
keep in mind you un-american pig! WE are the ones donating money and food to every country in the world and getting OUR troops involved in wars just to help you and you dont even care so keep to yourself!
colorbelt 2 years ago
I am so mad at the american education system right now. I wonder if they told you that Australia lost 1/3 of its male population in WW2, oh no, they wont, because america doesnt care what happens to anyone but america. Don't sprout that crap kid.
cyth4 2 years ago
no they tell you, just kids tune it out.
GodPirate 2 years ago
dude no offense as im also american but we get involved with countries and wars that nobody wants us in.
Oathkprfenrir 2 years ago 2
I just noticed..Dennis Leary looks exacxtly like William DaFoe!
Amazing song.
UFHOES 2 years ago 2
I HATE YOU IF YOU DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE! YOU WILL BE BEEPED BC I'm an asshole-oleee-olee-ole!
poofiepoofievern 2 years ago
This song rocks!!!
KIbaLover15 2 years ago
Greatest. Song. Ever.
AudaciousFlacker 2 years ago 8
This Is Song Is Made For Exx President Bush, lls
1994kp 2 years ago 3
This is the perfect song to use to represent the United States of America. I should know, I live there.
Armageadon 2 years ago 3
ah patton a true asshole <3 this song
TheSmokingCheddar 2 years ago
assssssssssssssssssssssshoooooooooooooolioioiopokewofmpexw
CyanoticFuture 2 years ago
the Republican theme song!!!
swampfox2009 2 years ago
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divineColleen32 2 years ago
OK PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME OUT ON THIS!!!
Im looking for this song without him singing so that i can basically sing the song with a friend of mine and make a video out of it. Was anyone able to locate this song in karaoke version or has any idea how i can do this????
NAZLSI 2 years ago
dude my brother is sayin ass hole
oneeyedbart 2 years ago
oh god
blue42blue42hike 2 years ago
epic ill kick yors
oneeyedbart 2 years ago
love this song =p
PrincessSarah79 2 years ago
A SS HO LE ASSHOLE
Muuzicfreek 2 years ago
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He stole this idea from an obscure comedian called Louis CK
angela1894 2 years ago
... or so Louis CK says.
A bit they BOTH did together is now Louis' possession. Congrats, asshole Louis, you're the asshole man, great, but guess what, you can't cry like fifteen years later.
Louis' bit was 1/10 of the song by Leary anyway, the song is what made whatever "bit' it might have been. I'm sure Denis is smiling.
domalley7 2 years ago 2
And Leary steals most of his material from Bill Hicks, so what? Pretty much evey famous comedian these days, has stolen their material from other comedians in the 70's and 80's, but its still funny
weldonwin 2 years ago
o totally agree, denis leary and bill hicks r both great comedians, so, why not like em both!
ShitMovies2000 2 years ago
Im an asshole and im proud of it.
This is pricless dennis leary is fuckin funny as hell
J52297 2 years ago 3
if you dont like this then fuck you :D
coyotesgirl1987 2 years ago 7
ahhh this is the song of my life hell im english and this song means so much to me lol.
Comicbooksam 2 years ago 6
Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)
Priceless can't get enough of that :-D
Parmaniac86 2 years ago 10
their not letting me load this song
Benno6564 2 years ago
I fucking love this.
StefyLeblanc 3 years ago 6
THE MORE YOU HEAR IT THE MORE LAUGH XD
wweadx2 3 years ago 3
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Anyone know who he plagerized this from?
JPytel73 3 years ago
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Louis C.K
ModernManJohnny 2 years ago
I once spent an entire summer listening to this album and the TMBG Flood album over and over all day every day. My roomate loved it.
mcshpork 3 years ago
Typical AMERICAN
Toygut84 3 years ago
i'm Canadian and i live like that, it's just who i am
colinhay21 2 years ago
lmao haha
recklessranger 3 years ago
rofl takes me back to 95
appleeater83 3 years ago
*IM* an asshole lol I LOVE THIS SONG fucking awesome
SciFiXPhile 3 years ago
I too like football and porno and books about war.
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daemonos8892 3 years ago
i don't think that Dennis Leary would be the same if he didn't have that cig
JAR2369 3 years ago 3
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After spraying my face with cum, Dom Deluise put his hands down Johnny's pants and squirted shit straight down Johnny's mouth.
XiaoX3T 3 years ago
what the fuck are you talking about kid?
thepasword 3 years ago
dont all of us JAR?
LoveStoriesInc 3 years ago
indeed sir indeed haha
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Fuck you Leary, you talentless piece of shit.
shamrock32 3 years ago
Fuck you shamrock, lets see you make a hit US single?
yeye992 3 years ago 3
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Leary's a fraud, stole most of his material from Hicks!
shamrock32 3 years ago
don't all comedians steal from each other? So what if it was the same material, Leary delivers it way better.
Oathkprfenrir 3 years ago
Ok, next time you have a term paper just write down what someone else wrote and take credit for it. Then when the teacher calls you out for it just tell them you delivered it better, see where that gets you.
shamrock32 3 years ago
Next time you want to make an example try not to take it so far out of context. All comedians steal material live with it ok, its not the material that makes the joke but how its delivered. since you decided to out of context so will i. The subject of a paper doesn't make it good but the way it is written does.
Oathkprfenrir 3 years ago
Really? Show me where Bill Cosby, Sam Kinnison, Richard Pryor stole their material from?
shamrock32 3 years ago
never heard of the last 2 and i never got a chance to listen to cosby so how should i know? Just to make you happy i'm going to leave here and let yuo go on with your life. Think you won whatever i can care less, i jut don't wanna be another ass who spams videos in a flame war with one person. Good day 2 you
Oathkprfenrir 3 years ago
How the fuck could you not know Sam Kinnision or Richard Pryor. You must really not know shit about the history of stand up!
shamrock32 3 years ago
Why should i? I watch it to get some laughs not to get a history lesson.
Oathkprfenrir 3 years ago
Figures, what would some kid who's entertained by Pokemon know about comedy.
shamrock32 3 years ago
lol i love how you can't think of anything to say back so you flame me. Calm down its only comedy. do what your supposed to, enjoy it and laugh.
Oathkprfenrir 3 years ago
well said oath
s0m30n3el5e 3 years ago
You should know your history before you make up general points like "all comedians steal jokes".
RaptorFarmer 2 years ago
theme song 2 my life.football best sport ever.i piss on public toilts. sometimes when im gonna be quik i use handycap spaces.hot pink is my favriot color ever.
dragonslare123456 3 years ago
its better too admit something than hide it and i gotta say ... IM AN ASSHOLE!!!! (the worlds biggest asshole!)
caolan06 3 years ago
best song ever
caolan06 3 years ago
im only 12 and this narrates my life.
colorbelt 3 years ago
Ask. Believe. Receive.
bliket 3 years ago
what?
colorbelt 3 years ago
you might need that piece of advice later in life
bliket 3 years ago
this is
the ultimate satire
kingofcupcakes 3 years ago