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  • yep hes an asshole lol

  • hilarious. I know the song, had never seen the video...love Dennis Leary

  • hahaha man i never seen the film clip to this hehehe..

  • And ellwyn, just to clear the air, I'm a US citizen that's not proud of our history....our government is riddled with assholes, supported and voted for by assholes.

  • this is violence-mongering hate speech against US citizens

  • whos we?

  • It takes an Irish-American to call us what we really are......

  • speak for yourself

  • I am speaking for myself. I'm not in denial. Bone up on the doctrine of "Manifest Destiny" and get back with me.

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  • 4:15

    With the cat! Hahaha

  • his face is priclles at 2:08

  • God dammit, only Dennis Leary could pull this off.

  • Better then I am an "BEEP"

    Censor...

  • At 1st, I thought that Denis said, "I'm an Esso," instead of saying, "I'm an Asshole."

  • nah iam a a hole

  • lol

  • At 0:26, anyone notice how much that shot of the house behind him appears like Tommy Gavin's house in season one of Rescue Me?

  • ahh this is the best song in existance!

  • FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! GREAT TUNE!

  • I hear this is the New Theme song for the Glenn Beck show.

  • hate it jk im a asshole

  • fuck this its gay and any one who likes it is gay. Na im just being an ass hole

  • I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense!

    Oh yeah. Yeah yeah.

  • I love america....

    SCREW CHINA

  • song is so badass

  • this song should play everytime i wake up

  • we never found that cure for cancer

  • Im an asshole

  • I fucking love America?

  • such an awesome song, how can u not like it??? LOL

  • Those things he describes in his song isn't so assholeish. I live like that everyday.

  • That's the point, he's pretty much saying that almost all of Americans are assholes. Including myself, so don't bash me thinking I'm a Brit...

  • Then ur an asshole big drunk dave :)

    Don't worry, we all want to be *ASS HOOOOLES*

  • this describes my ex perfectly asshole

  • the story of my life. brings back good times in school haha im such a asshole to my teachers.

  • i'm an asshole too - and i'm also proud of it

  • I'm a pretty nice guy - And I'm also proud of it.

  • asshole crackhead

  • You and me both!

  • hey!!! hey!!! hey!!! hey!!! hey!!!hey!!!hey!!! you know you really are an asshole

  • He is awlays smoning :D

  • yup, he loves it :P

    in his stand up, he goes on about how he'll never stop smoking :P

  • He's the world's biggest asshole.

  • I are an asshole!!!!!!

  • i lsiten to this song every day its become my anthem lol im an asshole!!!

  • I'm an asshole.

  • given how long this song has been around, im very suprised it hasnt gotten over a million views by now. be proud to be an asshole! spread the word! i love it when he's "barking" at that stuffed cat....or what ever it is.

  • what i find funny about this is, not what this songs about but the way he says asshole

  • Fewf no black people in this band i can let my grand kids watch this then,

  • he's an asshole asshole

  • best fucking song ever!!!! 5/5 star fucking shit video rules!

  • two words nuclear fucking weapons

  • The whole thing is hilarious, but I love the shot where the kid runs into the fence and Leary gives the "what the hell" look.

  • i'm an asshole.... and i'm proud of it :D

  • two words...nuclear fucking weapons

  • a

    as

    ass

    assh

    assho

    asshol

    asshole

    ASS HOLE

  • when was this song made?

  • When your parents fucked and made you.

    :P

  • lol wtf

    long time ago then

  • LMFAO

    JK

    :P

  • It came out in 1993.

    It was the first track from the "No cure for cancer" cd

  • this was off his 1992 album "No Cure for Cancer"

  • lol i love this! he's so hot too. ;]]

  • somebody agrees john wayne isn't dead LONG LIVE THE DUKE

  • a...ss...ho...le

  • two words, nuclear fuckin weapons.

    LOL

  • Brilliant...i love it...and he is sooooo hot

  • i love this song i know every word coz we got da bombs OK!

  • This is my national anthem.

    No kidding,once you admit to yourself that your truly an asshole,you can have some fun,loads if it.

  • hahahha thats so true

  • yup

  • wow much music channel, i remember that.

  • I've listened to this song every single day for 4 months now, it's become my anthem.

  • are you aware that this is a satire?

  • lol this is my theme song but im a girl. exept the porno part :S

  • You need porn to be a true American Asshole. Keep working on it. We're all proud of you.

  • baloney. anyone that says that they don't watch porn is only saying it to hide the fact.

  • bologna you fucking retard

  • Im an asshole exterminator

  • Overkill. Your a jerk too. should have changed a few words and cut others out and it could have been a hit single. You blew it ahole.

  • You're* asshole*

  • indeed

  • might not wanna say that

  • this is how we solve the economic crisis.....

  • HAHA Great feckin song!

  • And then a giant Butt pirate named Leonardo Caprio will rape ur but hole =.= enough with chain spam

  • cool song

  • I am not American but I am an asshole and I like this song. I make fun of handy's like you people........don't deny..... I am fucktard to.... I will admit it...... No denial here.....

  • That's my Song!!!

  • amazing song

  • have you heard his newest song? Its called washup.

  • This is what i think should be the American anthem

  • hahahaha yeah sure

  • love this song I can play it on the guitar

    Mom hates it

  • I'M A ASSHOLE !!!! XD

  • The official theme song of Viacom, ladies and gentlemen.

  • yesssss!!!! +100000

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  • im still looking for my cockles....

  • me too

  • Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces

    While handicapped people make handicap faces

    i'm an asshole and proud of it.....

  • he's an asshoooole a really asshooooooole

  • hey hardstyleballplayer says "this is a vid all about the u.s thats rite america u"

    keep in mind you un-american pig! WE are the ones donating money and food to every country in the world and getting OUR troops involved in wars just to help you and you dont even care so keep to yourself!

  • I am so mad at the american education system right now. I wonder if they told you that Australia lost 1/3 of its male population in WW2, oh no, they wont, because america doesnt care what happens to anyone but america. Don't sprout that crap kid.

  • no they tell you, just kids tune it out.

  • dude no offense as im also american but we get involved with countries and wars that nobody wants us in.

  • I just noticed..Dennis Leary looks exacxtly like William DaFoe!

    Amazing song.

  • I HATE YOU IF YOU DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE! YOU WILL BE BEEPED BC I'm an asshole-oleee-olee-ole!

  • This song rocks!!!

  • Greatest. Song. Ever.

  • This Is Song Is Made For Exx President Bush, lls

  • This is the perfect song to use to represent the United States of America. I should know, I live there.

  • ah patton a true asshole <3 this song

  • assssssssssssssssssssssshooooo­ooooooooolioioiopokewofmpexw

  • the Republican theme song!!!

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  • OK PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME OUT ON THIS!!!

    Im looking for this song without him singing so that i can basically sing the song with a friend of mine and make a video out of it. Was anyone able to locate this song in karaoke version or has any idea how i can do this????

  • dude my brother is sayin ass hole

  • oh god

  • epic ill kick yors

  • love this song =p

  • A SS HO LE ASSHOLE

  • ... or so Louis CK says.

    A bit they BOTH did together is now Louis' possession. Congrats, asshole Louis, you're the asshole man, great, but guess what, you can't cry like fifteen years later.

    Louis' bit was 1/10 of the song by Leary anyway, the song is what made whatever "bit' it might have been. I'm sure Denis is smiling.

  • And Leary steals most of his material from Bill Hicks, so what? Pretty much evey famous comedian these days, has stolen their material from other comedians in the 70's and 80's, but its still funny

  • o totally agree, denis leary and bill hicks r both great comedians, so, why not like em both!

  • Im an asshole and im proud of it.

    This is pricless dennis leary is fuckin funny as hell

  • if you dont like this then fuck you :D

  • ahhh this is the song of my life hell im english and this song means so much to me lol.

  • Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)

    Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

    Priceless can't get enough of that :-D

  • their not letting me load this song

  • I fucking love this.

  • THE MORE YOU HEAR IT THE MORE LAUGH XD

  • I once spent an entire summer listening to this album and the TMBG Flood album over and over all day every day. My roomate loved it.

  • Typical AMERICAN

  • i'm Canadian and i live like that, it's just who i am

  • lmao haha

  • rofl takes me back to 95

  • *IM* an asshole lol I LOVE THIS SONG fucking awesome

  • I too like football and porno and books about war.

  • i don't think that Dennis Leary would be the same if he didn't have that cig

  • what the fuck are you talking about kid?

  • dont all of us JAR?

  • indeed sir indeed haha

  • Fuck you shamrock, lets see you make a hit US single?

  • don't all comedians steal from each  other? So what if it was the same material, Leary delivers it way better.

  • Ok, next time you have a term paper just write down what someone else wrote and take credit for it. Then when the teacher calls you out for it just tell them you delivered it better, see where that gets you.

  • Next time you want to make an example try not to take it so far out of context. All comedians steal material live with it ok, its not the material that makes the joke but how its delivered. since you decided to out of context so will i. The subject of a paper doesn't make it good but the way it is written does.

  • Really? Show me where Bill Cosby, Sam Kinnison, Richard Pryor stole their material from?

  • never heard of the last 2 and i never got a chance to listen to cosby so how should i know? Just to make you happy i'm going to leave here and let yuo go on with your life. Think you won whatever i can care less, i jut don't wanna be another ass who spams videos in a flame war with one person. Good day 2 you

  • How the fuck could you not know Sam Kinnision or Richard Pryor. You must really not know shit about the history of stand up!

  • Why should i? I watch it to get some laughs not to get a history lesson.

  • Figures, what would some kid who's entertained by Pokemon know about comedy.

  • lol i love how you can't think of anything to say back so you flame me. Calm down its only comedy. do what your supposed to, enjoy it and laugh.

  • well said oath

  • You should know your history before you make up general points like "all comedians steal jokes".

  • theme song 2 my life.football best sport ever.i piss on public toilts. sometimes when im gonna be quik i use handycap spaces.hot pink is my favriot color ever.

  • its better too admit something than hide it and i gotta say ... IM AN ASSHOLE!!!! (the worlds biggest asshole!)

  • best song ever

  • im only 12 and this narrates my life.

  • Ask. Believe. Receive.

  • what?

  • you might need that piece of advice later in life

  • this is

    the ultimate satire