Kevin Smith about Writing (part 1of2)

[mikedelgado8888]

jay and bob say something witty lol

[hoogys]

Why is Matt Damon asking Kevin Smith for writing advice?

[TwinDragons310]

I HATE Dora the Explorer, but when Kevin talks about it then I see it, it's funny.

[werntzca]

did anyone else miss the answer to any of the questions?

[jjay75]

@ksb100pr Zack and Miri was a pretty decent comedy, and so was Clerks II.

[mdawgydawg]

ANDRE ARRUDA! I love that guy. I hang out with him in Toronto. Hilarious stand up comedian.

[TheTopBloke]

Fuck this guy.

[06pag]

@TheTopBloke Why would you want to fuck that guy? Seriously.

[ararat123457]

@TheTopBloke no fk u 

[TheTopBloke]

@ararat123457 Why don't you blow Kevin instead?

[TheTurboChampion]

did this guy write Tiptoes? serious question.

[BernardlFox]

@TheTurboChampion The 2003 film with Gary Oldman? If that, then no. It was written by Bill Weiner.

[MKukula]

Please help support the 2nd Annual Slugline Short Screenplay Competition by visiting my indiegogo page: igg.me/p/4194

[tostentwo]

If he is such a good writer why does he have to use the f word to try and cool up his lingo every time he needs to umm up a thought? Just wondering...

[Bigstoerm]

Who the heck is that behind the little guy at 3:34 ?!

[MKL257]

@Bigstoerm And what the heck is he doing?

[CoolerKing37]

@Bigstoerm You mean the guy dressed up as Christ?

[Bigstoerm]

Who the heck is that behind the little guy at 3:34 ?!

[MsDeandrea]

I have writers block BBBBBBBBBBAd....so I work back and forth on my book and then my videos....mini movies etc....

[megadeth773]

ANDRE WAS IN KENNY VS SPENNY FIRST TO LAUGH LOSES GET CULTURED AND WATCH THAT SHIT

[Trail717]

When viewed from behind Kevin Smith looks like a public masturbator or flasher.

[djeec1976]

Only Kevin Smith could turn a question about writer's block into a story about Dora the Explorer... priceless.

[VonLeenknecht]

it's a midget you guys

[Archedgar]

Oh sht, it IS Streeter from college humor.

1:20.

[f00ky3w2oob]

Kevin smith is one of the few famous people that would be really easy to hang out with

[riethc]

I think Kevin Smith missed his calling as a stand-up comedian.

[detestedparasite]

He can write dialogue, but he can't write story.

[kudgcn43]

@detestedparasite storylines have been done before over and over it's to the point where even the dumbest viewer can predict whats going to happen. dialogue is what's real after-all and you can't predict dialogue.

[douginamerica]

What is he wearing? Is he so fat that he has to wear an overcoat to throw off attention to his fattiness? It is not working.

[kudgcn43]

@douginamerica someone has never seen Silent Jay.

[steigerlicious]

@douginamerica Douchebag...

[douginamerica]

@steigerlicious

Yeah you are one.

[steigerlicious]

@douginamerica Kinda. I clean out your mother's vagina by plumbing its depths with my shaft on a regular basis, so I do perform some vaginal sanitation.

[douginamerica]

@steigerlicious

Douchebag, no. You are just a lonely fat virgin. 

[moekanz]

HOLY SHIT! AT 1:20 You can see streeter from college humour sittin in the audience!!

[reeft]

"the title pretty much tells it all" xD

[Jenniferkaybrown]

LAW AND ORDER YES!!!

[dbocaz]

Kevin Smith is the best!

[iamme1600]

the first guys name is Andre, I dont mean to be mean but I laughed so hard because I automatically thought of Andre the GIANT! lol I really dont mean to be mean it was simply funny...

[shityshit5]

its funny how everyone cheered for Dora the Explorer that show was horrible

[fward101]

@shityshit5 its a racist show

[dilmao]

It's nice to hear I'm not the only one who gets lazy-block:) I look at it as recharging though:P...

[KiernanMooney]

I feel the same way. I get SO lazy sometimes to the point of I'll open up what I'm writing, and I'll look at it, and I'll think ... 'man, I don't fuckin' wanna do this right now.'

But then there are times when I open up what I'm writing and I'll just go for hours on end. Which is pretty cool, I guess. I don't know. I look through some of the stuff I write and think 'really? This is where I'm going with this story.'

[bmorebaby76]

i have just started i mean havent even wrote my 1st screenplay but i notice when i give up go watch tv or go somewhere i seem to get new ideasjust from my suroundings

[toriyamaZ]

unless what you dictate (cuz you seem to be dictating) as awesome is a person who makes money with crude humor and dick and fart jokes... hell he's been over the whole dick an fart shit for what, 10 yrs now? Nobody will see his movies unless theyre intact...'Get a dictionary'.. what? Talking down to somebody makes you the bigger person or winner? Nah dude it just shows me you talk to people differently from the safety of your computer chair and think theres power in the word 'fuck' ... immature

[rojo1990]

well actually Im just fourteen and 3/4. And you are a grown guy fighting with me. And no, talking down to someone doesnt make me bigger makes me an ignorant i guess, good point. So lets relax and and discuss worthy things.

[rojo1990]

And i agree he is not the movie maker to show to future generations but his movies are entertaining and funny and i do think he is awesome, for sure he is not a coppola,a buñuel, a fellini or even a tarantino, dont get me wrong kevin smith makes good movies but not fucking masterpieces like these other guys, or what do you think? and in the future lets try not to get hostile, theres no need for it, i apologise

[rojo1990]

but you do have a condescending tone in your responses

[toriyamaZ]

i agree, but you haveto understand that i get on here usually when i either cant sleep or am drinking at home w/ really nothing better to do, so its not 'good' energy i spend here... i see something, i comment, if somebody wants to debate, okay, etc... but yeah i agree i'm dropping it, i wasnt attempting to be condescending and to be honest (and meant in the best way) if i knew you were fourteen i'da prolly left it alone at the beginning lol

we both agree hes talented but not 'great'...

[toriyamaZ]

... and thats all i wanted to get across from the beginning lol... so consider it dropped

[3vv599yp3t]

I'm not sure if you have ever interacted with actual living, breathing human beings, but certain words are chosen for a reason to express emotions within the speaker. If you let these specific words cloud the entire ideas and concepts of the person speaking, then you are a sad being that will miss out on everything cool and live an impersonal existence.

[toriyamaZ]

... mmkay?

[3vv599yp3t]

Did you not understand what I said? I used very simple words...

[toriyamaZ]

nah i just cant believe your still 'interacting' w/ me about this... lol go away take that 'advice' you posted right up there, cuz that was random as hell man... not to mention you went out of your way to be 'wordy' from the third line on, to what? prove a point? 'miss out on everything cool' which middle school are you in, man? When did we even talk last? me and rojo just finished up there.. and if you wanna go back to the original point, i see kevin smith how i see him and its not changing...

[3vv599yp3t]

I like how you criticize the length of my response when you write just as much, and how you say I am too young when you still use the phrase 'lol'. I can reply to whomever posts comments, that is why the 'reply' button is placed besides all comments. If you want a private chat, send him personal messages. Meanwhile, I will be doing what I am supposed to do on youtube, leave comments about the videos.

[toriyamaZ]

*yawn*

w/e man, have fun...

[b04620k]

haha wat a waste of time

[13Elphaba13]

What are you talking about?

[3vv599yp3t]

I argued with a kid about this video a year ago, if that's what you were wondering about.

[13Elphaba13]

OK THANKS lol i was like "what is this person babbling on about??" haha.

[tragic1Kingdom]

"Jay and Bob say something remotely witty... Cha-Ching! Back to 'Law and Order.'"

kevin is the greatest hero to lazy people.

[jacobob321]

Are you fucking crazy? First I think your full of shit because only a complete fucking loon, would tell complete strangers about it, and you'd have to be nuts to lie about a awful thing like that. So either way your nuttier than 100 Grand bar.

[m4lvolio]

o my god he raped me again oh nooooooo

he told me to shut up and lift up my dress so i did and then closed my eyes and imagined a happy place where no child gets raped and blacks are still slaves. seig heil!!!

[eremed]

he never answered the fucking question!

[toriyamaZ]

yeah i'm arguing in the comments section of 'superhero movies' about just that (his speeches and lack of answers to the questions 50% of the time... memorized speeches triggered when somebody asks a question remotely related to memorized speeches and when he doesnt have a speech he'll usually insult the persons question or appearance...)

but ALSO i'd like to quote:

"... do you ever get writers block and what do you do ..."

"writers block? little bit.."

thats fucked up lol

(yeah i know but lol)

[rojo1990]

Well yes, he does not answer the questions like he is supose to , but sometimes the normal answer would not be fucking funny. If the answer would have been like: "Yeah when i get a mental block i just close my eyes for a few second and..etc or whatever", that would not be funny. Fuck, if i want to know how to get out of a mental block i would listen to a fucking conference of the cohen brothers not a fucking kevin smith conference.

[rojo1990]

A kevin smith conference is for laughing, and he is fucking great at it. Is amazing how he takes a boring question and makes it funny and interesting out of nowhere

[toriyamaZ]

Well i guess that'd be all fine and dandy, except he's not supposed to be 'fucking funny' hes speaking at colleges, and alot of the time the students have funds or accounts their parents made that allow them activities like these, in which the college sets up, as a learning experience, kevin is pretty available and has made 'hollywood movies' so they're going to invite him. and due to his 'fucking funnyness' he's been cut off mid-way thru his *lecture* for just that reason. its not a comedy club

[toriyamaZ]

(and that was in response TO A response OF one of my OLD comments, in which i had many back and forwarths about and explained my WHOLE opinion, my last comment isnt my WHOLE opinion but a response to somebodys in the vain of my old posts... so nobody flame me i dont feel like saying all that shit all over again. i also said in the OLD posts that i like kevin smith, know his movies like the back of my hand, etc, and was just saying that he obviously has most of these memorized and not inprov etc)

[rojo1990]

Dude you should relax a bit, take it easy, we are not saving the world with this comments despite what you think. And what i said was not an insult. That speech your mom wrote for you is to much. Lets just say kevin smith is awesome and his movies great and funny.

[rojo1990]

By the way, your using the word "funnyness" in the wrong way, is not really what you think it means, get a dictionary. And is spelled funniness, again: get a dictionary

[toriyamaZ]

wow... you need to get off kevin's dick... like wow... my mom wrote my speech (lol) your original response read like it was a twelve yr old who typed it (fucking funny) what are we trying to be brodie now? And maybe i'm not saving the world... atleast not in the way your attempting to, one person at a time, convincing kevin smith is 'awesome' ... hes not awesome dude, hes a normal guy who wento film school (and dropped out) and makes a [very small] career making films, no more, no less

[12mock3lee]

kevin smith is honesty personified

[bullake]

that's andre from the Jon Dore Television Show!!!

[smek2]

Hey, he might make a decent stand up comedian.

[bashthebandello]

he looks like that guy from The Big Leobowski

[omgwtfwhoami]

Andre the Giant

[anonymous165]

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[nobodywilltink]

lolocaust!

[ironlung1028]

ahh haha funny one are ya!

[frusciboy]

Kevin is the man for sure!! Very clever and definitely very funny!!

[ignoranceandwant]

I'm not as big of a Kevin Smith fan as I used to be, but he's really entertaining to watch/listen to.

Sometimes, there's too much fucking entertainment out there! LOL

[zufgh]

i'm not being rude but i just wanna keep him

[theotherjesse]

I like that writer's laze, that makes more sense than writer's block. "playing on my sympathies huh?" I didn't think that was very nice. Maybe that guy is comfortale with being a little person, and he's just an assertive guy. One shouldn't presume.

[boltonlad18]

i don't get that "playing on my sympathies huh" joke, could you explain please? I have a direction/thought which it could be, thanks for your help.

[SpaceStormy]

He's a little person.  Figure it out.

[boltonlad18]

I got it.

[yoDavisPushesWood]

is that fucking jesus by the short brother

[lolcutedotcom]

Make sense please. Thx.

[anonymous165]

wat

[AshBloodfire]

Writer's laze, the bane of my existence has a name.

[quathar]

Haha, I get living laze

[mallratter12]

That's pretty funny, I get writer's laze all the time too.

[Holtswifey]

wow rainbow fish is the shit lol I taught daycare and it is a book

[lufah234]

My lil sister watches rainbow fish, its funny, in a cheesy way.

[kulgan18]

WTH is dora the explorer? *quickly looks in the internet*

[riceranger12345]

funny