Weird and random - I invented weird and random. I'm weird and random cities rolled into one. You'll have to excuse me. I've just finished off a bottle of Jack Daniels. Amazing. I can still type without the little red squiggly lines underneath my words.
"If you weren't interested you wouldn't be watching me... I mean, why are you watching me?"
W R O N G
See, that's the thing about individual reasoning without feedback. I watch lots of things I have no interest in. The interest builds after viewing if I decide I like it.
You scrub up alright with the make-up on, but you don't fly to well solo. Thank God for Estée Lauder etc. 'ey?!
Want you to send me messages? Rather big ego for one so plain, bordering on ugly, don't you think?
actually, if you were paying any attention to the video, by the time that quote is made, my statement is true, and you're still trying to get up my ass, go suck off a horse, or be nice
May I ask you a question? Do you partake in marijuana? It doesn't matter if you don't, I'm just wondering. Farfetnugen! *Clears throat* Sorry..Tourettes.. You are very pretty. But don't worry, I'm not the stalky obsessive type. I'm just a stoner... A stoner....on a mission. Wait...I'm not on a mission... I'm watching more of your videos! You are entertaining. Five stars. Brava. By the way....I'm high. Just in case you were wondering.
Honestly, you guys would sniff after anything with a puss and a pulse (and some don't even need a pulse). You're like a pack of wild animals on heat. SHE'S NOT THAT GOOD. Look at her skin without make-up. She's plain. She's ordinary, bordering on ugly. I've seen better heads at the trough.
Sorry but Wez is GAY i'm very sorry chic look i;m not 100% sure but i think i saw him down on Oxford street with a guy and they were kissing and stuff And touching there genitalia and then his wife and kids drove buy in their Holden Kingswood car yelling DAD DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING FAG WILL YA AND COME HOME YA DINNERS READY yeah i think thats what happen...
U look like my friend Rhanda! its a good thing shes pretty! lol n e ways shes from cali also myaybe you r totally realted lmao anyways 5 stars and i subscribed
i'm watching because you've nice eyes xD and i don't need you as friend :P just make vids!!! and wezz is really great ;) i know him from the vid with mr safety xD!! he's the best =P but wezz has some very nice vids!!! and ya i subscribed so keep on coming with those vids =D!!!! Good luck and have fun
your videos is like when a frog dances until it grows unicorn wings and flies to a new land full of cupcake tress and rivers of wine. except in the end the frog doesn't become an alcoholic.
Blackmail them. All you need is a photoshop whiz to hastily bang up some pictures of these people in compromising situations involving two chickens, a high profile United States Senator and an onion ring.
Although, where the hell do we find an onion ring at this time of the evening?
dance magic dance. that song is like glue in your head. u cant get it out. i like waffles...and i'll probably subscribe bitch. plhx2 have a good one valley. "like omg, I cant believe shes doing this"
I don't know what you'd think of the movie as a whole, but there's one scene in particular I think you'd rather like.
Most of the instrumental pieces on the "Low" and "Heroes" albums were written for that movie, but they didn't end up in the movie because Bowie had a bit of a fight with the director and withdrew his music.
Come on, what am I supposed to say to that? Something like.. "Oh my god thanks for thinking I'm hot" or "Fuck off for making stupid remarks about someone you've never met from youtube"? oh, and I REALLY wanted to know how many stars you gave me, thanks, hmm, lets see.. now all I need to figure out is what a ditz is, if 2 is less than 5, and what uninteresting means. (sarcasm) oh, by the way, go suck off a horse <3 later sprinkle xoxox
Incidentally, when Bowie lived in Berlin, there was talk of a collaboration between him and Edgar Froese, whose music I've used in a several of my videos. It's a crying fucking shame that this never saw the light of day.
Awe Kory I just knew you'd have good taste in men,David Bowie is such a perfect specimen after all! I'm strapping myself in and looking foward to the ride! :)
starman
azurenscens 1 year ago
You're now on my favourites list:
Did you say:
I'm even friends with people who eat meat;
OR
I'm even friends with people who eat me;
???
Weird and random - I invented weird and random. I'm weird and random cities rolled into one. You'll have to excuse me. I've just finished off a bottle of Jack Daniels. Amazing. I can still type without the little red squiggly lines underneath my words.
Chow chookie!!!
TheYouuTubeRipper 2 years ago
Hey hotstuff, whats the name of the bowie song in the backround?
yazzmock 3 years ago
hey r u and frederick like room mates or somthing?
poloroid468 3 years ago
ROFL, "i eat.. chicken?"
neogai456 3 years ago
Why is everyone so mean? You can't be mean to Frederick's girl. Go see what he does to his haters lol.
Ph3n0rr 3 years ago
I do however agree with you on the David Bowie thing. Top singer (except for his German rendition of heroes. Top song in English. Scheiße in Deutsch)
That's about it fugly. See ya.
TheYouuTubeRipper 3 years ago
I like how you're so insulting yet you've left like 3 comments
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
"If you weren't interested you wouldn't be watching me... I mean, why are you watching me?"
W R O N G
See, that's the thing about individual reasoning without feedback. I watch lots of things I have no interest in. The interest builds after viewing if I decide I like it.
You scrub up alright with the make-up on, but you don't fly to well solo. Thank God for Estée Lauder etc. 'ey?!
Want you to send me messages? Rather big ego for one so plain, bordering on ugly, don't you think?
TheYouuTubeRipper 3 years ago
actually, if you were paying any attention to the video, by the time that quote is made, my statement is true, and you're still trying to get up my ass, go suck off a horse, or be nice
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
"yeeeessssssssss" at the end. gets me every time...EVERY TIME!!!!
wezz84 3 years ago 2
WEZZ I LOVE UR MOVIES
poloroid468 3 years ago
locoxlog 3 years ago
hey btw kory you are GORGEOUS
dont take that the wrong way but u like sooooo hot and amazingly good looking and i like your har style, nice touch
pokee9 3 years ago 2
i think I love you? yes..yes I do
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
Honestly, you guys would sniff after anything with a puss and a pulse (and some don't even need a pulse). You're like a pack of wild animals on heat. SHE'S NOT THAT GOOD. Look at her skin without make-up. She's plain. She's ordinary, bordering on ugly. I've seen better heads at the trough.
TheYouuTubeRipper 3 years ago
what make-up silly? Stop trying to be controversial as a means of popularity
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
i will never subscribe bitch you know why? cause i'm a bitch :}
zbugja 3 years ago
exactly
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
let me introduce myself iam a social desease
psiboy 3 years ago
wow, hey, nice to meet you!
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
Sorry but Wez is GAY i'm very sorry chic look i;m not 100% sure but i think i saw him down on Oxford street with a guy and they were kissing and stuff And touching there genitalia and then his wife and kids drove buy in their Holden Kingswood car yelling DAD DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING FAG WILL YA AND COME HOME YA DINNERS READY yeah i think thats what happen...
MediaWatch007 3 years ago
well that's odd?
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
Then he was humming this song
on the way home..
Love is like oxygen
You get too much you get too high
Not enough and you're gonna die
Love gets you high..
MediaWatch007 3 years ago
some people will kill for 1 subscribe :|
and why u are naked ? xD
bixelG 3 years ago
I'm so not haha
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
oh my god, with who?!?!
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
I randomly think about David Bowie sometimes too. o.o You've seen Labyrinth... haven't you?
Also, Kihiity. ^.^ Aw heck, I'll subscribe.
ps: how does Frederick's hair smell like in the evening? cocoa milk by any chance?
PunkAssKriss 3 years ago
of course, I own that movie
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
I've met David Bowie once. Him and Iman
1intlekt 3 years ago
I'm jealous
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
im watching this coz its on wezz84's profile thing... not coz yuh're a good youtuber, tbh yuh suck!
IronShoeFilmz 3 years ago
you're ugly, go suck off a horse <3
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
i think im in love
danthemanporto 3 years ago
kitty
harrygirl1 3 years ago
Just Subscribe Bitch...
Won my subscription
ZDS69 3 years ago
haha, loves it
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
silly lilly. chi chi cheers
zbugja 3 years ago
haha, what? yes.
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
your really quite pretty
PS: love the random stuff ...
nvmyutube 3 years ago
well thank you and thank you <3
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
Random but funny!! :P
RhysOzzy182 3 years ago
holy moly , you are damn sexy women, but you may need to cut down on the crack :(
benh100 3 years ago
you're funny, AND I DO NOT DO CRACK SILLY DUCK
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
haha u sure...
benh100 3 years ago
ok lol weird stuff but i like it and plus kory you are hot as!
DannyDamon6 3 years ago
your really pretty
jillianj34 3 years ago
very kind of you
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
saw ya on fredericks channel!! subscribed!! keep up on the random things that make you interesting!!
LeonSORTX 3 years ago
Random things are always the best. Subscribed.
Frostgun 3 years ago
you're tight yo
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
I ♥ Kory
wezz84 3 years ago 3
aww, thanks babe
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
wow cool vid the way you act reminds me of my friend adn your face reminds me of my cuzin but no pimples xDi subscribed
SuperShockNews 3 years ago
thanks?
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
No! I won't subscribe! If you can find toaster made of pure gold and put it in your next vid, then i will. Perhaps.
matticus95 3 years ago
your demands are high
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
well, I love such things as these
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
i got a mate that looks just like you but shes blonde
tehe
minicluer 3 years ago
haha, my mom's blonde and she looks just like me, haha, I've gone blonde before, it looks like shit on me
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
looks like you got alot of ppl looking like u.
its your mouth eyes and hair that remindes me of her.
minicluer 3 years ago
the funny thing is...I've never met anyone that looks like me
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
U look like my friend Rhanda! its a good thing shes pretty! lol n e ways shes from cali also myaybe you r totally realted lmao anyways 5 stars and i subscribed
terradise1 3 years ago
haha, I don't think I know anyone by that name, but my family's huge, who knows? haha, and thanks for the sub friend!
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
why wouldn't we be good friends in real life?
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
I know, right? I love your comments, we'd probably be good friends in real life
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
Hmmm...4 stars, ok?
SAMEASTHEM 3 years ago
sure why not? I'm not greedy
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
Tiff sounds better :D
YoBleeD 3 years ago
then why are you watching this?
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
your very cute and sexy i would like to have a girl like ya
psyguy666 3 years ago
Great song...one of his best. But they are all amazing, like him. LOL And I love Wezz84, too. Lucky you! :)
Illuminatta 3 years ago
im a bitch ;c? oh well subscribed 5 stars!1 nice cat wish u kory, jack, fedrick good days (subscirbed all of u and yur cat lol 5 stars !)
lolitscoolkiller 4 years ago
rad.
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
Your so damn beautiful except for the second time you say "i love wezz"
leroyJandtt 4 years ago
HE EATS CHICKEN
moonmum 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
yes, he does.
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
i'm watching because you've nice eyes xD and i don't need you as friend :P just make vids!!! and wezz is really great ;) i know him from the vid with mr safety xD!! he's the best =P but wezz has some very nice vids!!! and ya i subscribed so keep on coming with those vids =D!!!! Good luck and have fun
WfG SideEffect aka Timo
OutlawSide 4 years ago
well, thank you
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
kewl vid
yoyoyoitzkt 4 years ago
excellent, love it and your gorgeous...5 stars
pamalutracam 4 years ago
you made my morning better
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
tis the truth....btw that otehr video with the guys eyes is hypnotic, he looks like a damn possum. hehehe
pamalutracam 4 years ago
he's a trip, huh?
ValleyGirlParty 3 years ago
hahx..r u chicken? lol
izwano 4 years ago
... confused?
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
my name is cory.You take my name!
icedragonpwnage 4 years ago
it's the best ame ever! mine's spelled differently though
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
good
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
because your cat is so awesome...i subscribed, GO WEZZ
ihateualot999 4 years ago
my cat rules
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
i liked the sprinkle ^^ . damn kool
Brokenhopexxx 4 years ago
im subscribing for two reason, Fredrick told me to, and second its a good video : )
Dudemeister28 4 years ago
I love your reasoning
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
cool lol
Thewarrior2k8 4 years ago
Oh my god, I totally remember you baby!!! where have you been my whole life? miss you
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
your videos is like when a frog dances until it grows unicorn wings and flies to a new land full of cupcake tress and rivers of wine. except in the end the frog doesn't become an alcoholic.
i subscribdeded :)
baka316 4 years ago 2
and I love you and your words!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
hmmmm are u muslim?
sanguina555 4 years ago
nope, are you?
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
yeah im muslim, cool
sanguina555 3 years ago
damn straight
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
keep up the good work, i think you have a lot of potential, i like the way you say something, then cut to a clip about it...
i subscribed so i expect some funny stuff in the future :)
foxop 4 years ago 2
anything for you, friend
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
You're a cutie, best intro I've seen in a while ;D Good job girl
bwings 4 years ago 2
love you, mean it!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
aww thanks, I needed that. I was ambushed by haters on my intro for you guys today :(
bwings 4 years ago
let's go beat them up together, we can go to each person's house individually just like in Jay and Silent Bob
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
hmmm this sounds like a tactic worth exploring :D
bwings 4 years ago
Blackmail them. All you need is a photoshop whiz to hastily bang up some pictures of these people in compromising situations involving two chickens, a high profile United States Senator and an onion ring.
Although, where the hell do we find an onion ring at this time of the evening?
quasarsphere 4 years ago
haha, you always say the right things, it's brilliant
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
Anything to make you smile, favouritest of Kory-type things! :)
quasarsphere 4 years ago
I love strange twisted crazy little worlds sounds like these vids are gonna be awesome!!!!
TheDeathAudition 4 years ago 2
you know what? you're awesome
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
your sexy kory
psyguy666 4 years ago 2
thanks friend ;)
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
you have really kool hair ^^ . subscribed, ur kool hair did it. randomness is the best way to live. keep it up :)
Brokenhopexxx 4 years ago 2
thanks friend!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
haha, you're funny
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
ok, cool, why are you still on my channel? kisses!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
ur gorgeous! say thanxs to frederick u got one more subscriber!
InvaderGhozzt 4 years ago 2
aw, ok, you make me smile :)
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
dance magic dance. that song is like glue in your head. u cant get it out. i like waffles...and i'll probably subscribe bitch. plhx2 have a good one valley. "like omg, I cant believe shes doing this"
kaylin762004 4 years ago
Labrinth is the shit
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
isnt it...lol. thought u might appreciate that. :) plhx2 have a wonderful day.
kaylin762004 4 years ago
Have you seen The Man Who Fell To Earth? I'm surprised that one's not more popular with female Bowie fans than Labyrinth.
quasarsphere 4 years ago
no, but now I want to
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
I don't know what you'd think of the movie as a whole, but there's one scene in particular I think you'd rather like.
Most of the instrumental pieces on the "Low" and "Heroes" albums were written for that movie, but they didn't end up in the movie because Bowie had a bit of a fight with the director and withdrew his music.
quasarsphere 4 years ago
4/5
but you still have to convince me to subscribe to you cause i wasn't really laughing.
wezz84 isss soooo much cooler !
yaze9100 4 years ago
you know what? he totally is! and my other videos are on LovelyELK, check it out yo.. BUT I'll try my best to convince...
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
ok ill be waiting ^^
yaze9100 4 years ago
Okay, suitably intrigued and teased, I will subscribed.
PerthPete1 4 years ago
you're rad
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
hai
Controlguzz 4 years ago
hi im phil :D lol
phillipsouter86 4 years ago
hello phil
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
Come on, what am I supposed to say to that? Something like.. "Oh my god thanks for thinking I'm hot" or "Fuck off for making stupid remarks about someone you've never met from youtube"? oh, and I REALLY wanted to know how many stars you gave me, thanks, hmm, lets see.. now all I need to figure out is what a ditz is, if 2 is less than 5, and what uninteresting means. (sarcasm) oh, by the way, go suck off a horse <3 later sprinkle xoxox
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
whats the song. great vidoeo
RentonxEureka 4 years ago
The background song? That's David Bowie my friend
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
"Starman" from "The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars" to be exact.
I was a hardcore Bowie fan as a teenager.
quasarsphere 4 years ago
David Bowie. Hey my brother meet him once in Vancover at the pepermint club while playing on stage, thats sweet.
RentonxEureka 4 years ago
Incidentally, when Bowie lived in Berlin, there was talk of a collaboration between him and Edgar Froese, whose music I've used in a several of my videos. It's a crying fucking shame that this never saw the light of day.
quasarsphere 4 years ago
Awe Kory I just knew you'd have good taste in men,David Bowie is such a perfect specimen after all! I'm strapping myself in and looking foward to the ride! :)
gleegirloz 4 years ago
well, of course I have great taste in men! haha, I love Bowie!!!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
annnnnnnnd subscribed
Some people say funny things, and others say things funny, you are the latter.
well done
squirrelywrath2 4 years ago
yea, I'm sorta confused, but I like it...frederick's confused too
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
confusing and circular way of saying a lot of what you say is funny because you say it and wouldnt be funny from other people lol
lemurs are freaking awesome
squirrelywrath2 4 years ago
word.
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
haha.........im weird and random 2!!
wetselspretzels 4 years ago
it's the best way to be!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
I KNOW ITS SOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!
wetselspretzels 4 years ago
you are pretty cool..........i cant wait for more of your videos
uberj0sh2 4 years ago
thanks friend
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
hahaha, randomness. i love it. :]
prettylovegoodluck 4 years ago
nothing is more random than... RACCOON WILLIE!
damygeebo 4 years ago
is that so?
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
Yay!! I can't wait!!! you need to give me your number or something? e-mail me friend, I can't wait!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
Watch my video im a talking rabbit
Iggumz 4 years ago
haha good to see ur back again! looking forward to seeing ur new videos.
wingger07 4 years ago
yay! thanks! guess what...Frederick is sitting next to me in Cali right now! yay!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
im soooooo freakin jealous right now! i wish i was in cali!!!
wingger07 4 years ago
then come over!!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
then come over!!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
then come over!!
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago
come on msn now!
wingger07 4 years ago
You, my darlingest of Korys, are nuttier than squirrel poo! I've missed you!
quasarsphere 4 years ago
the feeling is mutual my friend, haha
ValleyGirlParty 4 years ago