The Haystack

[TheBerzerkerlord]

anyone else figure out that the bodies are of the blues captain and Tex

[DarkEndzor]

Why did I get a Rooster Teeth ad before this video? I WILL BUY YOUR HEADLIGHT FLUID!

[MultiAwesomesauce7]

i took the red vs blue test and i got church with 95% and grif with 90% and tucker with 75% and caboose with 70%

[masterhackerluuk]

@MultiAwesomesauce7 where did you do that?

[MultiAwesomesauce7]

@masterhackerluuk go to google and type in red vs blue test and it matches you up with the characters in the series and i got my two favourite characters church and grif

[masterhackerluuk]

@MultiAwesomesauce7 thanks for the fast reaction.

[rainofneedls]

I took the red and blue test and it matched me up with caboose

[Ricochet1665]

Caboose is adorable!

[ColFeren]

WHERE IS SARGES SHOTGUN? WHERE IS IT?

[MyGamer125]

3:02 Aren't those Church's and Tex's corpses?

[KimriProductions]

where the fuck is the bomb and lopez lol

[tdub585]

Whoa, no more related porn videos!

[andybeta404]

i am Jamaican and i approve this video. xDDD

[ThatsMrNerdToYou]

4:50 damn shame they didn't use a few more needles, I would've loved to see grif explode

[supermcspotty]

4:19 random needle

[CrashDown1stVFW]

Donut is gayer then 8 guys blowin 9 guys.....

[josephbeta]

did they just diss jamaica :|

[Eevee64Lover]

Oh hey look bat people oh please dont eat me bat people XD It was dark and scary and I got to hold my breathe Love Grif and Caboose

[rebelliousrebel420]

Did anybody else think of Will Ferrell from Old School when Simmons got shot?

[LHiggins207]

@rebelliousrebel420: Um, nobody says old school anymore.



[iamkilling4yoda]

why are there dislikes?

[jinxx951]

"Heeey, everyone is looking at me... I love when they do that. Hi everybody!"

Caboose is a boss...

[DesertPunk94]

WHAT? NO TOP COMMENT?



[MrKingpanda69]

@DesertPunk94  theres no top comment probly cuz people had nothing funny to say that people like?

[serventofchaos]

@DesertPunk94 ^

.......look up.......|

[solace1206]

grif reminds me of ace ventura scared of bats and gets shot by alot of arrows

[SamauraiRippeR]

Doc: "Dammit, Church! I'm a medic, not a mechanic!"

McCoy: "Dammit, Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a magician!"

[Overachiever360]

" WHat? LiKE a SNakE? GeT IT OfF!!!"

RVB FTW!

[TheAccidentalBubble]

Wow there's no top comment about a quote on the video

[Vueren]

O M G! those two blues are... TEX AND CHURCH!

[0TheXRunedXLegends0]

@Vueren i thought one was Colonel Flowers..

[serventofchaos]

@0TheXRunedXLegends0 captain*

[PUR3P3RF3CT10N]

Hey..... everybody is looking at me..... I like that... HI EVERYBODY!

[AkatsukiCerberus]

And that, Grif, if why you go down on the first hit.

[oxgmaulox]

Ohhhh.. Derka Der!

[Armandageddon]

im usaually not wrong abou this thing ah DURKA DUR!!!

[assinman2000]

donut and caboose are such retards is not even funny... wel actly theyr reel funny

[assinman2000]

caboose is so freking funy i mean holy crap

[npbp1]

Don't hurt me bad people

[j23dizzle]

oooooooooh so the reboot is y caboose got dumber

[thehun2221]

@boyongroel: yea you just can't get a decent burial in blood gulch

[ShannonMFSCswimmer]

@thehun2221 its a freaking indignity!

[boyongroel]

@thehun2221 Well to begin with you can't have anything decent in Blood Gulch, like a change of command in the blue base took years to get and land on top of a guy.

[boyongroel]

Anyone else thought that the bodies that Donat found was Church's and Tex's old bodies after they died?

[TaterTot971]

@boyongroel yeah. wait, they arent?

[boyongroel]

@TaterTot971 Wait what do you mean by that? those look like the same armor Church and Tex have.

[TaterTot971]

@boyongroel i know. are you saying those arent the bodies of church and tex?

[boyongroel]

@TaterTot971 No I'm sayig that those look like they are Church and Tex's. Sorry for the confusion.

[TaterTot971]

@boyongroel its all good. you dont need to apologize.

[tyresandkers]

@boyongroel I think they are, because they must have sunk after all the time when they travelled into the future, years after they were first buried.

[boyongroel]

@tyresandkers I tink that the bodies have been there since the time they buried them.

[lukestermy]

i cant believe tht donut got smarter.....this is the work of gods..

[Brandonator1999]

tucker: im a lover, not a blank.

wash: tht was the worst blank ever, off all time.

Haha! catch phrases!

[silverwolf7791]

is it me or did donut get smarter the last episode

[xbeastxDare]

who does the voice of sarge?

[AZproductions117]

@xbeastxDare Matt Hullum

[UltraMan597]

Did Sarge lose his job?

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

Batwater!!!

[guitarfreak1234321]

Oh my gosh, they explained why Caboose is so stupid!

[Darkraizenri]

"Hey... Everyone is looking at me! I love when they do that - Hi, everybody!"

Caboose, you're the best.

[DEWBLASTER1]

bats do to drip.....

[shaneXtreame]

"Turn her off then turn her back on."

[darker241]

the last one hit tucker's penis :D



[Driku12]

Donut=Almost as gay as Twilight

Caboose=Almost as stupid as Twilight

[n8bama]

I know who plays Simmons :D

Gus I think? ?_?

[TheTbayomojobro]

1:45=epic staredown in the background

[atlantbravesforever]

bats vs state of the art armor and assault rifle

[callawayHXtour]

2:10 THAT'S WHY CABOOSE IS AN IDIOT!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!

[NczNge]

i lol'd so hard at the end xD

[DanielLeyshon1]

Caboose. What a guy!

[Phamskiees]

Caboose !! Ftw :3

[100Hasake]

is that blue dead body, the captain?

[PotterPuppetPals4]

@100Hasake no because there was another body next to it. If you remember they buried tex and church next to each other but then sarge built the blue robots so tex and church could have bodies. Hope that helped :)

[DrMalHarkness]

@100Hasake The blue is Church's original body, and the other's Tex's

[peonatre]

fell out of my chair laughing

[Sitashi13]

@GiantSnailMonster Actually, RT already explained that it's because O'Malley damaged his head by shooting and blowing stuff up while possessing him. That's why Caboose didn't remember Church when his mental image was killed.

[rjtheaewsome1]

thats why caboose is so....caboose

[jwnlink1]

Bat-water! LOL XD



[GiantSnailMonster]

2:15 Right there is why Caboose was more intelligent before, and now is plain retarted, theres your reason

[1george451]

cheeeeeeeeeeeesseeeeeeeeeeeeee­e

[MyLittleSiamese]

NOW we now that they rebooted Caboose and he had to hold his breath for a long time.

That explains a lot

[asdfghjkl13570ify]

lol the end was a bit like ace ventura that one in that jungle and then he gets hit by the sleeper darts and theres like a lot that hit him

[tanrdz0327]

if a bat or snake would've came to grif or simmons they could shoot it

[mcnutty80]

why is that a lot of theis have videos on the side haveing something to do with chickes

[megamanencyclopedia]

3:00 ha church and tex's body's

[SupahNikki1130]

hahahaha they shot pink needles at them and the last one hit grif in the penis... hahahahahahaha

[mikuxtedo01x0401]

Finally. 89 episodes to explain Caboose.

[MCA5EY]

Jamaica State Fighting Irish, That one threw me off

[utube32395]

red vs blue....bloods and cripz?...any connection people?

[ejheitzer]

@utube32395 fucc gangs y wud u bring something stupid like that to red vs blue something funny as shit

[UnbreakableAmerican]

@utube32395 or the color and the crips also use the color, didnt know gangs owned colors

[jackriptik]

That last needle was overkill.

[OoTheInfamousoO]

Pro tip. Don't eat while watching Grif and Simmon's xD

[SuperStickZeke]

I'm sick of all these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' cave!

[Fe4rWulf]

"I'm normally not wrong about this type of thing! Oh, terk-a-durr..."

...Hey sarge, did they take your job, too?

[Randomshadow44]

32 people are Scheniving

[felynecomrade]

Tucker: "How 'bout Tex?"

Church: "Yeah, we couldn't afford it."

Bow chicka bow wow!

[45zenex]

what happend to lopez and andy?

[treyandbrent]

bats bats bats bats snake snakes snake in the cave go to the light sarge

[Lagiacrus42]

Sarge and Caboose: the 2 stupid ones

[mountainrey]

tho,s dead body,s are tex and church

[stormhawkdude]

last one right in the nuts

[FSUfanatic11]

i swear sarge is so underated its not even fuffy

[chuckles9702]

I'm going to sue youtube for cranking up the sound on it's commercials so much.  My ears are bleeding!

[kelligor]

@chuckles9702 you know that you can go into your settings and turn off the commercials right?...

[JxSparrow]

"Bat water!"

Oh by the ancients...I'm quoting from a video I just watched...what's next? Asking for thumps up? I'm becoming a newb T.T; Somebody teabag me quick!....wait...what?

[Revolutionary1989]

Grif and Simmons... best non romantic couple EVER!

[Obsidiam]

Grif is badass. It took 1 needle to take out Simmons, It took a crotch shot along with 50 other needles to take out Grif.

[GaaaDing]

reminds me of the scene in Ace Ventura : When nature calls

[ShannonMFSCswimmer]

Grif: It's kinda a blue glowy thing

Donut: What like a spider? GET IT OFF!

Grif: It's kinds a pink glowy thing

Simmons: What like a snake? GET IT OFF!

[JulianMichael100]

@ShannonMFSCswimmer Nice bro, I didn't catch that.

[gamefreak12321]

BATWATER!

[tequiziman]

The video paused right after Simmons got hit with the pink needle shot and so, bored, I started playing youtube snake. then it came back right at the part when Grif says you've got a pink thing on you and Simmons freaks out from a snake being on him. I laughed so hard, but yeah, I'm sorry for scaring you Simmons

[FSUfanatic11]

@tequiziman yeah ok sure number one that probably didnt happen and number two if that did happen im pretty sure know one cares

[KnightOfTheBloodWolf]

"...I wouldn't be caught dead at that campus, I went to Jamaica State..."

[TheMike122345]

It is funny how the last neddle lands in griffs penis he doesn't yell

[Sitashi13]

@TheMike122345 That's because he's just so used to it. :)

[hickjose]

Can anyone else see the sims diamond in the background of the past few episodes?

[hickjose]

Lol

[sporecreatorperson]

BATS DON'T DRIP

[sporecreatorperson]

@sporecreatorperson BAT-WATER!

[Nicodemusacs]

Hey... Everyone is looking at me...

I love when they do that. HI EVERYBODY!

lol Caboose xD

[rexthebest2]

Thumbs up if Camoose sounds like Death the Kid off Soul Eater

[ultraninjakid101]

@rexthebest2 caBoose u moron

[TheAnimedudeXD]

@9eyedmonster: no

[anadryantontine]

29 people are schem-niving to destroy the Reds.

[Jango672]

penis-ula! lol!

[Rav3r69]

SKANIVING!!!!

[kylethomas9231]

cant believe grif hates bats all he does is sleep all day hes just like one lol

[arxos800]

grif can take like 10 needles except on the crouch

[Brotherhood285]

what happened to andy and lorenzo?

[SkyrimVS]

I like how people keep saying quotes from they video

[thelonelyanime]

heyy everyone's looking at me....i love it when they do that. HI EVERYONE!!!

[oFlamesz]

@thelonelyanime its hi everybody :P

[runujhkj]

Then where's Captain Flowers?

[ninamori13]

@runujhkj tucker stole his armor so i guess he would have rotted? ;w;

[liefmony2]

Don't you remember church accidentally killed Cap. Flowers with something Flowers was allergic to in a needle and past church though he had a heart attack

[YoungKratos1]

@liefmony2 asprin huh sister replaced him

[Hawkeyes1377]

Caboose: "Hey Everybody is looking at Me I Love when They do that HI EVERYBODY!"

[Hawkeyes1377]

"What can a 5 oz Flying Rodent Do?"

"So your Saying you Think There Are Bats

[redarmo25]

It's funny cos Geoff actually has a huge fear of snakes instead...

[MrDragling]

anyone else notice the last shot went straight into his peninsula.... thats a kill shot for any guy

[Ninguin]

@My11Prime you do realize that with the 2 numbers you skipped there are actually only 10 facts still =P fail

[unnamedshuffler]

what happened to lopez?

[isaysPARDON]

@unnamedshuffler last i remember, Andy was translating the secret mission parameters for the reds that was stored in lopez. think they kinda disappeared after the episode that introduced Sister\

[Mabswer]

Bat Water !

[thepublicportal]

click this!!! 4:40 for the best moment in this episode



[TheRABIDdude]

Grif is scared of bats, simmons is scared of snakes, doughnut is scared of glowing blue spiders, tucker is scared of commitment, sarge is scared of sanity, church is scared of his testosterone filled girlfrend, and caboose is scared of the weird swirly rainbow thing tht fills his vision whenever he holds his breath aswell as the tooth fairy.

[h0m3st4r]

@TheRABIDdude What does that make Sister and Doc scared of?

[brokensoul8390]

@h0m3st4r Doc is scared of everything wile Sister is scared of boredom.

[TheRABIDdude]

@h0m3st4r Sis is scared of traffic lights, Doc is scared of himself (when infected with omally) and Tex is scared that, one day, she will finally run out of people's asses to kick

[ThunderCavalier]

@TheRABIDdude

What about Tex?

[anigodess]

@TheRABIDdude so what's tex afraid of?

she's the only one you haven't listed her fear.

[ThaNinja181]

@TheRABIDdude I thought that Tucker was scared of black stuffs

[Krazymeatball77]

@TheRABIDdude No tucker is scared of black stuff.

[Hawkeyes1377]

"What is a Five oz Rodent Gona Do?"

LOLOLOLOLOL

[kingofawsomeness20]

the last needle got griff in the balls

[Aratimb]

Hi everybody!

[shane61998]

haha i remember when donut was the funniest person but now cabbose is funniest...

[196zack196]

donut is funny 

[ImovarNinethouzand]

anyone notice grif is geoff and his wifes name is griffon......lol

[teeeroy98]

needle shot?

[Wenvertn]

hey a wraith

[x7Degreesx]

whaaat liek a snake  GET IT AWWWWFFF!

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