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  • WHAT DID YOU SAY HE DID WHAT THA FUCKING SHIT WHATS WRONG WITH HIM OMFG THATS THE MOST HORRIBLT THING EVER (EXSEPT FOR LIKE WW2 AND THAT STUFF BUT FUCKING STILL OMFG) I HOPE HE LIVES IN A COUNTRY WITHDEATH PENALTY(SORRY FOR BAD SPELLING) SO HE DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I hate this guy so much

  • BURN HIS DNA AND STOP IT FROM SPREADING!!!

    P.S. Or you could just keep on stabbing him with a rusty spoon

  • desperate try hard

  • LOL. Richmond Virginia is real!

  • LOLOLOLOL He said sidebar :) We all knw that dosen't exist anymore

  • because there's a reason he stool doesn't have a shirt on

  • wtf ! Where are the girls ?!!!!!!!!!

    rofl another c__ksuc_er who talk about his life/opinion...

    pfff all we want it's girls, boobs, and big hits XD

  • reall tastefull segue phil , going from big dik jokes and lingerie football to child rape

    ya real funny and classy

  • Thumbs down for another lying thumbnail to sucker in views

  • this video has exactly 666 dislikes. haha

  • he needs to be kicked in the balls by the entire brazilian soccor team, mens and women

  • cause he is a nigger duh

  • @imthetopstoner You're a racist dumb-sh!t...

  • 頼む、死んでくれ

    

  • vlogs are for homos

  • This guy sucks. The LFL is great.

  • @JR08620 He said the lfl is amazing pretty much. If you aren't going to actually listen to him don't comment you dumb fuck

  • @jhamilton1990 Who are you, his mother?

    This guy is a foul mouthed loser.

    He ruins the LFL and any credibility it may have, got it?

    The dumb fuck is you, granny.

  • @JR08620 Wow I wasn't aware that I could be a grandmother at 20, I would've made the news if that were possible. And what the fuck does it matter if he's foul mouthed? You're an idiot. The LFL has no fucking credibility because people only watch it to see women tackling each other in their underwear nearly ripping off the little bit of clothing they have on. What part ruined these whores so called credibility? The fact that he said they're more plastic than real? THEY PROBABLY ARE!

  • @jhamilton1990 Funny. You can be a grandmother at that age. It is sad but, kids your age think this is funny.

    Have you watched the LFL? I originally thought the same way but, the play is not that bad.

    IF you think the same, the WNBA is like water torture.

    You need to stop being a HATER. You clearly are upset because these women are physically better looking than you.

    As for the above video, this guy is a low life. If you can not see that, I might have a job for you in the LFL.

  • @JR08620 I will admit that in some part of the world there are people who are grandparents in their 20's which I do not think in anyway is funny nor does anyone I know. No honestly I have not watc hed the LFL as I do not watch many other sports besides hockey because I find them boring. I am not being a hater I was simply annoyed at reading several different comments on the video about him bashing the LFL which in my opinion he didn't bash. I am not jealous that they are physically better

  • @jhamilton1990 Do you read the first line? This guy is a pervert who needs to be erased on youtube.

    Why is it obvious to me and not you?

  • looking than me as I find jealousy to be a useless, life shortening emotion that is good for making people hate the jealous person and for ruining friendships and relationships. Since you keep calling me out on my physical appearance I would like to say that I'm very proud of the way I look, I've lost 50 lbs and I'm continuing to lose weight so you can stop trying to insult me because I feel pretty damn proud of myself. Let's just leave this argument at you have your opinion and I can respect it

  • @jhamilton1990 Good then continue with BEACHBODY or p90x.

    It is how you look not your weight.

    If you are under 30, you should be a size 1 to 4 as a woman.

    Fat women are usually mean or worse, butch lesbians.

    I hope you are not either.

    I do not like ROSIE ODONELLEL or ELLEN DEGENERATES.

  • @JR08620 It is not the size it is the weight and height. I should be at the most 145 lbs, I am also losing it healthily by eating healthy and excercising. that beachbody and p90x is probably a ripoff. Thank you for calling me ugly. I am not mean or a butch or a lesbian. I hate Rosie Odonell and neither like nor hate Ellen. I have tried to end this argument on a nice note and call peace but you continue to insult me. First I thought you were talking about my weight but really I'm just ugly.Thanks

  • @jhamilton1990 They are not ripoffs. They do work.

    Good luck with the weight loss.

  • he should be stoned to death or feed him to the hogs............

  • there is a lot of crappy site spammed here, I have to say that

    XXXCelebrityVideos|dot|net by far was the best one I found and really did show nude ones.

  • first time ive ever watched your vid... AND YOUR THE FUCKING SHIT!!! good job man

  • jebo ti JA MATER U PICKU, sa dikom!!!!

  • this dude must have small dick lol

  • That thing about the baby, some girl in our school who did aid work in Africa told us of something similar was because the man in question heard that if you had sex with a virgin, you would be cured of Aids (honestly no lie.) The babies womb was destroied in the process, though i cant remember if she got aids as a result. sorry. I also remember that there is a condition called infantophilia, which might also explain that

  • That sounds like a joke I'd do without realising how much it would offend people....

    I don't understand why the comments are so agressive... Why can't black people take a joke?? I'd laught if someone stuck up a sign saying no honkeys alowed, because i'd know that in this century, it would only exist if someone was messing about

  • @birkinsmith88 You didn't have ancestors that were enslaved for hundreds of years. You're family wasn't hung from a tree, ran out of town, denied a job, denied an education or denied where you could sit on a damn bus. Until recently black people have had an extremely difficult life and every single black person today will still face some kind of racism. You have no idea how lucky white people are and I am white woman. How much more ignorant could you sound? That's like saying Jews are over

  • @birkinsmith88 sensitive about the holocaust. Shut your fucking mouth and think before you speak. Do you realize that the KKK still exists? So do Nazi's and they hate pretty much everyone except blue eyed caucasians. There are even levels of white people that they like blonde hair and blue eyes is considered the purist form of Whites and held in the highest regard I have no idea how someone could be that sheltered but despite what your mommy told you racism is rampant through America. NOT FUNNY!

  • OMFG...!!! Is this guy so f-in' with it...? Put HIM on the NBC 6 o'clock (where ELSE do we find the time...? LOL) and I'll watch it religiously...! =] I think Hanover Fyst (pronounced "fist") from the animated movie "Heavy Metal" put it best: "...Hangin''s too good for him... BURNIN''S too good for him...!" Waaaaaaaaaayyyy beyond a sick-ass fuck...! All apologies for the unintended offensiveness... But, you gotta remember: Jesus died for THAT sin, also...

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  • GOD BLESS THE LFL!

  • There is excuse's for what he did. It was worng. He deserves to be castrated with a dull rusty spoon then put in cell with Big Bubba to see how he likes being raped.

  • Well, I'm curious whether it's possible to give someone who would do that therapy. Because if you can help them that would be ideal. They'd still go to jail and stuff but they need some serious big brother-esk 2+2=5 mind control if they want to become normal

  • you people suck azz

  • Death penalty

  • I think I would of raped sarah palin when she was 8 days old... she's really hot :))))

  • your a goof ball dumb ass

  • na chuj wrzucasz takie coś jebana cioto

  • LOL DONG JOKES! :P

  • he is crazy and should b shot!!!

  • he should be put into isolation for the rest of his life, and whenever he is let out of isolation, he should be locked up in a room full of his inmates *hint hint*

    that is sick, there are just sick people out there...

  • About the guy who raped his 8 year old daughter. mother fu**ing wa**er, Ba***rd, Doosh baaaaag. The racist bit again oooh my god your an idiot for doing that as if your living in the 1800's not that it was right then. The woman. the beautiful woman oooh my god i would want to watch that. that guy is such a Bi*ch, how can you do that to anyone man let alone your daughter. you twisted son of a Bi*ch.

    oooohh and phil if you see these coments I think you look better with shorter hair man

  • god damn dude you fail

  • One of the worst things i have ever heard of, raping your 8 day old daughter. I mean by now hes probably been killed in jail rightly so but dam, worst thing ever

  • too funny i love to throw cotton on the grown and say pick it up blacky too!!!

  • 1st i think hes just sick.

    2nd his daugther is worth no more than a plastic bag or a bottle to him.... what is very sad in every way.

  • hey|why don't you try to put your head into your ass??retarded

  • Best sport ever!

  • I read some of the comments about the guy who raped his daughter. Some of these guys are seriously messed up (But it's ohkay. He deserves it.). Like... there ideas were so messed up I think if we just put them all in a room toghether with the guy, locked the door, came back half and hour later, unlocked the door, let them out and set the place on fire.

    The fire is necissary because I do NOT want to know what they ended up doing to him, it's better the remains are just... disposed of.

  • thers a richmond in california

  • Lmao, great jokes at the beginning.

    QOTD: I have no clue what was running through his head when he did that...its just sickening. As for what should happen to him, I would say he should either get life in prison (and be someone's bitch for the rest of his life) or get the death penalty, but what geometrololi said is starting to sound fair enough. :)

  • that freak who fucked his 8 days old daughter he probably because he was horny and his fav porn site was down that day but wait what about fucking the mother silly instead at least thats legal

  • retarded americans......

  • Douche-bags...

  • LMAo

  • ROFL small medium large my dick

  • WTF...8 days old..who the hell slept with that dude

  • Richmond VA does exist its the capital of the state

  • he should be sentenced too bee gang raped 24 times a day by people with cock big enaugh too tear his asshole up in every orifist and also be panetraded with a dildo made of razorblades have his dick papercut constantly while beeing punched in the fach by swartsnegger hard broken every bone in his body and peed and poured salt in hees wounds

  • no they should have all his prison mates run the train on him and than put him in the electric chair and fry his ass even though its against the 8th amendment's cruel and unusual punishment but that guy has already commited a cruel and unusual sick twisted and disturbing act. forget what ghandi said an eye for an eye my ass

  • DONT PAINT YOUR EYES BITCH

  • I think your a cunt!

  • i think this guy is kind of Gay ... XD....

  • DUDE I LIVE IN RICHMOND KY!

  • looking for cool guys to chat and meet up in my local area

  • what the hell!? after 9 months of waiting for his baby to be born he just sudenly has this bright idea!? sumbody needs to get nutered.........

  • I agree i think if he was neutered with a rusty spoon then forced to eat his own balls while being eaten alive by thousands of ants, that would pretty well cover it.

  • chinga tu madre

  • haha richmond is only the capital of va...but ur a smart guy so u prolly knew that already

  • wtf is with that man they should get a bunch of 8 day old babies to rape him that should be his penalty

  • I'll bet the dude wanted to screw his girlfriend, and she said no because she didn't want to get pregnant again, so he got pissed or drunk or something and...oh god i cant even type it

  • 8 days old...M'yea....all of the sudden my brain hurts, wonder why...

  • AND HOW HARD IS IT TO GO FIND A HOOKER.

  • good thing is the baby won't remember and if no one tells her she will never no that her dad was a lonny toon.

  • ...yeah...tho id b difficult...i mean...a penis in a child that small is...just...god...mother of...for g...its just like...im sure she was permanently harmed in sm way...broken pevis...idk...smtng...it hurts my entire mind and body to think of sm1 doing this...

  • that would probably even make most pedophiles cringe. its that bad!

  • Testa di cazzo!

  • ct off his arms and legs put him in a pit with sipders and snakes then have him be raped

  • i think that they should nail his coc* to a tree stump light the stump on fire and hand him a knife

  • @zorokid no that is way to merciful how about he has both his legs and his hand also and is given a dull iron rod and then after he is free he has to drag himself off a 10,000 foot cliff to razor sharp spikes and wolves down below who rip him apart slowly until he dies after 100 days of torture

  • "the dallas whale tails"

    that's a team i can get behind!!

  • LMFAO pick it up blacky

  • hahahah thats so fucked up man, that guy needs to get the chair.

  • death penalty! nuff said...check his parents out too..if they're fucked up take them out too.

    im sick of people thinking these creeps can be rehabilitated. YOU CAN'T REHABILITATE SOMEONE WHO IS THAT FUCKED UP!

  • haha i live in richmond virginia :)

  • Kill that motherf***er he deserves it raping 8 f***ing days old

  • He shud b put 2 da chair that motherf***er

  • omg wtf?? was he just sitting at home looking at his 8 DAY OLD daughter and just decided to fuck her??? what the fuck?!!!???

  • LMAO when u said that the white ppl were like nooo thats not funny i almost passed out i dont know y i thought that was so funny but it was hilarious to me...or how ever u spell that

  • sry.

    8 DAYS*

  • people who rape should be raped themselfe! peple who rape 8year old babies should be raped with a 5foot long pole tangled in barbed wire... and diped in alchohol.... and salt... and poison... and a bus full of AIDS...

  • Agreed.

  • he needs to go to jail and get raped up the ass every second for the rest of his life

  • i thougth  almost the same thing

  • WHAT THE FUCK!!!! 8 days old??? why...just... super scum of everything and the universe!!! and just because i cant get this out enough, WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

  • He should be killed by a firing squad.

  • Dude....you don't do that shit! YOU NEVER TOUCH A MINOR! OR YOUR OWN DAUGHTER! IT'S SICK! I think he should be in the poison gas chamber if we still use that >:C Or get his dick cut off, and wait there to die from blood loss, or get raped to the point where he is bleeding and the person says" Oh I was just cleaning you" ( from the article > > )

  • i dont really think that that waterfountain guy is racist i think hes just a fuking moron

  • bdotd: life sentence so his daughter wont have too see him

  • he should be neutered (seriously) and then put in jail for a long time

  • my jaw is still on the floor from that, that's disgusting

  • That sorry excuse for a human being is the most pathetic life form ever to taint good air by breathing in. Hitler almost has more of a right to live than this createn. he needs to burn, writhe and ache to the point where he is begging for sweet forgiving death. I want to take a lighter stick and burn him slowly and make sure he is awake for it all, throw acid into his open blisters, and then have him raped by an elephant (karma's a bitch) and then hold him under water till the bubbles stop.

  • Phil, you are awesome! I stumbled upon this video, and I love ya! Can't wait to check out more of your stuff :-) Hilarious!

  • he should be raped by an very old horny guy.

  • nice! funny as hell!

  • dbotd should be killed

  • All you fucking haters can suck a dick sxephil is a beast and hes smart

  • Yeah, he's just so stupid for admitting that he didn't know something or that he could have been wrong. What in imbecile.

  • guy did tht CUS HES ONE CHROMOSOME SHORT!! not eevn drugs can do tht.... he must be inbread

  • I've heard some fucked up incest stories about (inbred) people, and none of them have been fucked up to that multitude.

  • Go Pittsburgh Passions!

  • That douche bag of the day was obviously was on Heroin and mentally disturbed.

  • dicks jokes are hilarious. The guy did it cus he's stoned He should get raped by 5 ppl at the same time

  • 8 day old baby...

    Wow.

    Unbe-fucking-lievable.

    How do you do that? WHY would you that?

    That guy is going to hell, hopefully someone will make him pay hardcore.

  • i personally think that his dick should be chopped off and shoved down his throat!!

    i'm sorry if that offends anyone, but you just don't do that shit!!!!

  • You look silly :)

  • This is a quote from myeyewitnessnews com According to court documents, Davis, denied purposely hurting the baby, however did admit that he was the person who caused the baby to bleed. Davis told police it was an accident that happened while he was cleaning the baby up. Police say the infant's mother was in the bathroom taking a shower. He is waiting for a mental health evaluation. With the State of Arkansas being over loaded with mental evals, it will take a while. Justice system at work!

  • "I was just cleaning her up *oops* my dick fell into her!" How fucking stupid do some people have to be before they are fixed at birth? Yes, that would be a stupid thing to act on in real life, but COME ON! It's stories like these that make people consider it!

  • so that dbotd made me want to hurl

  • i second that

  • ditto

  • very cool.. as for the guy .... i really hope there's hell coz he deserves to be in it's dungeon.

  • i like your hair like this best

  • I don't know y this guy raped and beat his own daughter, let alone when she was only 8 days old, and i don't care y, I jus want him to be tortured until he pleads for death and then is thrown in solitary confinement for 3 years and then raped anally every day for the rest of his life with a different object every day :)

  • question of the day "my answer"

    his daddy touched him when he was little

  • DUDE! that jackass dbtd should be sued, put in jail, and ass raped until he dies.

  • LOL "spoiler alert: my dick wins"

  • woot u said sara's last name right XD

  • I would watch the Lingerie FootBall League, but only if I could put my penis in their mouths.

  • As for a punishment? If he's insane, put him under psychological evaluation, medication, and/or behavioral therapy. If he's not crazy and there are just kids(and he IS pretty much a kid, noone can deny this)out there who are just evil and depraved enough to rape the baby they had with their fifteen year old girlfriend, then I suppose he should be chemically castrated, locked up for about thirty years, then forced to work and give back to society, just not at a nursery school. XD

  • Personally, considering the age of the suspect(eighteen) and the fact that he has never had any crimminal record since turning eighteen, this could be a false accusation or a misunderstanding. It's likely that the story is fake. If it were true, however, I'd say that his reason for doing this was some severe mental disorder.

  • Boy are you EVER naive!

  • No. I just look at things from all different perspectives, even those of a depraved murderer. I believe in rehabilitation, not elimination. You don't throw away a broken machine if you can fix it. That's stupid and a waste of money. If I'm naive by thinking that most people have good in them deep down, then let me carry on in blissful ignorance while a cloud of misery suffocates the "intelligent" who see the world as a horrible place beyond help.

  • ometta7: I think that this story is true, and I think it's an abhorrently disturbing one, if I am correct.  What my salient point is, however, is that I think you are the only other person I have seen on YouTube that is truly intelligent, thinks clearly about all aspects of things before taking action, and has an exceptional vocabulary. For this, I am grateful and right now I look to the heavens and say 'There is a God.'

  • Thanks. I think I get my way of thinking from my father. He's alwys talking about seeing things from different points of view. I also live with alot of crimminals and potentially violent people, so I know how many of them think. Still, it's not really a big deal. I just think people should have all of the facts before they start crying for blood, which sadly is something rarely done. =(

  • That's almost exactly the same for me, except I think I got my ways of thinking from my mother.

  • Well, I think my mother influenced my sense of forgiveness. Even when someone has wronged me terribly, I can only stay angry at them for a few hours at the most, then I forgive and forget.

  • God, youre stupid to listen too...

    THE GUY RAPED A BABY! HE'S A BABYFUCKER!

  • OMG get a life ppl

    THIS GUY RAPED A BABY!!!

    YOU TWO (ometta/sman) may not understand bc you dont have children, I guess. Oh and the 70% lie, who cares i saw the storie in the news

  • why did people start using the word douche? You use douches to clean your downstairs. And to all you idiots how think im talking about the basement of your house, I'M NOT, YOU MORON!

  • I agree. There has got to be a better word to use. It's like calling someone a "hot water bottle."

  • also it comes from the french word "douche" which means to have a shower or clean up lol

  • How come you pronouncing it "pay-lin" rather than "pah-lin" like you did last episode :P? I know you getting it right this time but it was rather funny before =]

  • hell ya i live in RVA!

  • its because of video games. they are poison! (gay voice while i look at the screen really gayly sticking out my tongue at raising my eyebrows up and down) HOLY SHIT THAT GUYS FUCKED UP!

  • He is gunna get so beat up in jail.

  • Yeah, he was joking bro.

  • i think he should be gang raped for 10 hours by big fat sweaty oily black guys lol

  • nooo.. by sumo people.. 10 of em..

  • no u

  • shot in the face thats brillent best comment in a video EVER rock on phil

  • that was Seanie B's intro thing..not the jokes, but the little format you had after them

  • lol

  • LOL

  • he should go to jail that has the biggest guy with the biggest cock and get his ass raped everyday for 10 years.

  • Make it life

  • OMFG!

  • SPOILER ALERT MY DICK WINNS

  • how small would your johnson need to be to rape a 8 day old baby,throw away the key on that one

  • Or think of how badly he could have physically hurt & messed up that 8 day old baby. Grown women can get severely messed up & sometimes become sterile, what medical problems do you think he caused his 8 day old daughter? Not to mention the psychological & emotional trauma when her family or caretakers are forced to explain why her biological father isn't around or why she has a medical deformity on behalf of that same person. IMO He has not earned the title of 'father', 'man', or 'human being'.

  • you should bring back the ending song becuase its brilliant