They would have given the award to Alan Bennett if Will Self wasnt holding his Llama hostage - i think the situation is much more complex than you think. Maybe you could 'Llamanap' it back?
Julian, your ability to look inconspicuous at the best of times is negligible but whilst sneaking about a farm in that delightful attire but with that appalling bag it falls rapidly to zero.
MEAT Clown Approved!
TheStrangerPage 1 month ago
Minecraft end credits anyone?
TotalGameMaster 3 months ago
This is the guy who wrote the end credits to Minecraft!
retardedmonkey9000 3 months ago
a pigknapping
TheLinc09 2 years ago
They would have given the award to Alan Bennett if Will Self wasnt holding his Llama hostage - i think the situation is much more complex than you think. Maybe you could 'Llamanap' it back?
shepshepshep 2 years ago
LOL! Firstly, does anyone know how genuine this and secondly does anyone know if Self found out?
TheLastEmoKid 2 years ago
it's Beach who helps steal Wodehouse pigs, not Jeeves (see Empress of Blandings)...
swelstead 3 years ago
Julian, your ability to look inconspicuous at the best of times is negligible but whilst sneaking about a farm in that delightful attire but with that appalling bag it falls rapidly to zero.
PhilJRose 3 years ago
Will Self is a euroskeptic Boo. If he hates europe so much why does he not move to the USA.
zzxzqwq 3 years ago
maybe he doesnt like america either.
douggypowis 2 years ago 2
@zzxzqwq I heard him talk and I just don't think this is true
luckywood 2 years ago
I have Will Self's pig to thank for introducing me to Toasted Heretic
smurfieboo 3 years ago
An appropriate Woosterian response. Jeeves sounds slightly less enthusiastic! Love, Maxine
maxinebasset 3 years ago
Only days later this man attacked Martin Amis's ferret with a claw-hammer.
ofcoursehesthefarmer 3 years ago 4
that'll show will self who's boss!
rjbrose 3 years ago