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  • This film is pants!

  • holy shit, HOLY SHIT

    this is so funny

  • The dastardly bees crashed a military helicopter and stole the kid's lollipop! Damn those killer bees.

  • Imagine if there was a remake of this movie, and Nicholas Cage was in it.

  • Clearly, one big Tommy Wiseau inspiration. And if not, it shoud be.

  • LOL, someone please explain how a swarm of bees can make a train derail? Those are some pretty strong bees!

  • @kidgamer2

    It gets worse. ONE bee gets into the engineers' compartment and they fiddle with it for quite a while before killing it. The bee's buds IMMEDIATELY attack the train. It's established that the bees max out at 5mph and the train is clearly going faster than that; therefore the bees must have been lying in wait for the train. LOL WHUT

    They can also infiltrate the climate-controlled control room deep within a nuke plant, so they must be space bees or something.

    Book is much better.

  • @ScreamingScallop I believe it. I was 8 and we were driving to Florida (Disney) with 7 people in the car...when a single bee flew in, at 70 MPH, and the ensuing screaming and panic nearly crashed the car! If it wasn't a space bee, it had to have at least been a malevolent NASCAR bee.

  • Wu-Tang!!!

  • If only Nicolas Cage was in this movie

  • The Greatest Movie of its kind ever filmed.

    well, the only movie of its kind ever filmed - so many stars, so little light!

    Bravo!

  • NOT THE BEES!

  • Oh come on guys it wasn't such a bad movie after all. I loved it as a kid :)

  • I think in the first scene they were being paid by how many times they said bees, OMG Bees! lol

  • I just made a very similar little compilation of clips from this movie. But with added corny-ness. I really should have watched this first!

  • Is this satire? 

  • "No it's an entirely different sonic level" great line from this movie why not on here Micheal Caine acting is AMAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING

  • "LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"... no this way!

  • I guess it's the combination of awful dialogue and direction and basically Caine's character being 'an entimologist' (entire character portrait there), but there's an unpleaant edge to Caine's performance. He's likeable with the kid Paul, but otherwise it's like his character from Little Voice was dropped into a hero role. It's clear Caine has contempt for what he's doing and that really shows through in his performance. This really is one of the worst films every made.

  • I love this film, apparently you weren't allowed to mention it in Irwin Allen's presence after it flopped.

  • Not sure why that pilot crashed the helicopter but I guess you had to "bee" there HAW HAW.

  • Pilot: UH I CAN'T SIR...MOVIE IS SO BAD....DIALOGUE HORRIBLE.....I AM LOOSING POWER...MUST KILL MYSELF TO GET OUT OF A BEE MOVIE CAREER

  • What an all-time classic movie........up there with Attack of The Killer Tomatoes.

  • Dr. Krim: They're more virulent than the Australian Brown-Box Jellyfish!

  • This has the best line of any film from Michael Caine (sleepwalking his way to an easy pay cheque)-'The bees used to be our friends'.....................t­here are many others in this one tho! 'we've been fighting a losing battle against the insects for 15 years..............and I never dreamed that it would turn out to be the bees'!!!!!!!

  • @thenowuk Give Caine his dues though, that easy pay cheque paid for a new house for his mum (or so i read somewhere).

    Regards.

    David.

  • @DCHurlford1 True! I'm not criticising him!-I love the way he just did this for the cash-hisexpressions in this make me laugh as you can see he knows it's a pile of sh*t! He did the same with Jaws4 and a few others-it was worth it for that line! plus many others-'there is no bee inthis room!'

  • @thenowuk Cheers for the reply. Yeah no worries, i didn't think you were having a pop at him. I was just trying to make more light of a bad movie situation. Ha ha indeed his facial expressions were priceless. Connery was much the same in that ropey special effects film Meteor from the same era.

    All The Best.

    David.

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  • I think Irwin Allen spent all of the budgets for his next three movies hiring all the biggest stars he could find, even though many would only have one, two or three scenes before dying or never being seen again and those roles would've been better suited for extras or new comers, while spending next to nothing on hiring talented screenwriters and effects people he forgot what made Poseiden Adventure and Towering inferno good they were well written films about disasters that were possible

  • Irwin Allen was so caught out by Star Wars and Jaws. People didn't want to see these type of movies.

  • Wow!, I mean Meredith Baxter Birney doing that scream when she opened the door was, like...Wow!..WOW!

    That's bad.

    It's wrong.

    Just wrong.

  • This should have swept the 1978 Oscars!

  • Jose Ferar: Billions of dollars have been made to make these nuclear plants safe. Failsafe. The odds against that anything going wrong are astronomical, doctor.

    Richard Chamberlain: I appreciate that, doctor, but let me ask you with all your failsafe techniques is there any provision against killer bees.

  • The Bees have always been our friends. LOL how did Michael Caine keep a straight face during that line?

  • That girl was on acid @ 6:00 seeing that giant bee after opening the door/

  • "Will history blame me...or the bees?" I often wrestle with this same question.

  • Michael Caine didn't read the script before he agreed to do this movie! I bet he regretted it later.

  • kinda reminds me of niggers

  • Then he runs into Nicolas Cage going in the opposite direction.

  • I give this video a B.

  • Could this be considered a bee-movie?

  • I'm speechless.

  • why are all these great actors in this piece of crap??!!

  • @joeblowthehot Michael Caine happily admits he did this film for the money. I'm sure all the others involved did it for the same reasons. You can see the pain on Richard Widmark's face as he's saying all that appalling clunky dialogue.

  • "Beehind you!"

    Haw haw haw.

  • How did this not win an oscar? 5:44

  • @sianfennton They were nominated for an oscar LMAO

  • @JaySpiceNZ Did the woman who opened the door get nominated for an oscar? 'Most unconvincing reaction to a huge bee' catagory at the 1978 academy awards? LOL

  • So many talented actors wasted.

  • 7:13 I kinda doubt any bee were offended.

  • Bees! Bees! Millions of Bees!

    Although I actually respect them for showing kids being killed in this movie. Most films don't seem to have the balls to kill off anyone who isn't younger than 18 or older than 50.

    But train carriages exploding.

  • God bless Michael Caine. He can star in any silly B-movie ( i.e. Jaws the Revenge) and give a oscar performance.

  • "I always credit my enemy, whatever he may be, with equal intelligence."

    Considering the military's first half-dozen attempts to get rid of the bees are all miserable failures, that may not be a bad approach.

  • Thank you for this.

  • 3:26 General Air Force got a quick wit there

  • bzzzzzzzzzz!

  • George Lucas, James Cameron and M. Night Shamalyan combined couldn't come up with dialouge this laughable.

  • @Anynom Nor could they come up with the idea of townspeople getting killed in a train de-railment after surviving a bee attack!

  • This is obviously one of the roles Michael Caine has said he took just for the paycheck.

  • Michael Caine had a few like that years ago, this being about the worst...Blame it on Rio also comes to mind@Anynom

  • 1:00 hes getting fucked by those bees. BEES!

  • I was rooting for the bees (millions of bees!)!

  • It makes me sad to see Olivia de Havilland in this. She deserves better.

  • The Swarm was certainly one big clinker of a movie. This killed Irwin Allen's movie career as the King of the Disaster Movies.

  • Jerry Goldsmith's score is probably the only redeeming aspect of this movie.

    0:20...Who else but Goldsmith could recreate the sound of bees with an orchestra?

  • 5:39 - 6:06 has got to be the best moment of the entire film... Sheer heaven...

  • I like how the train derails and explodes like they were full of C4 and gas.

  • Why is everyone laughing at the line " Bees! Bees! Millions of bees!!!". That's what he's confronting! It's not as if he's shouting "Sausages! Sausages! Millions of sausages!" The line is in context. What would YOU scream?

  • @TROUSERFLAP Because it SUCKS... That's gotta be one of the worst delivered lines I've ever heard! Plus... who the FUCK would actually react like that?!

  • @HuDaFuK I reacted in exactly the same way once. Haven't you?

  • @TROUSERFLAP Lol fortunately I've managed to avoid being in a helicopter that somehow crashes because a swarm of bees... fly at it.

  • @TROUSERFLAP It's not so much what he's saying but how he's saying it. I'm pretty loose when it comes to horror movies and even I found his voice to be corny.

  • BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZ

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  • OMG what an absurd movie hahaha

  • We may never see film making of this brilliance ever again. The acting, the script, ("Bees bees ! Millions of bees !!") I never dreamed it would be the bees !

  • Somone call the ORKIN MAN!!!

  • IT IS so damn serious it is fucking funny......WHY are they all screaming? Not only did Caine do this bad flic....he also did Beyond the Poseidon Adventure...AND also let's not forget...Jaws 4. A swarm of killer bees coming this way....LOL.

  • I used to talk about this movie a lot around my family! I got the film on DVD for Xmas 2004.

  • Millions of BEEEEEEEEES, millions of BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! AUGHHHHMYGOD

  • how did Caine keep a straight face throughout this :| hahah.

  • You are a god for uploading this, I saw this a dew years ago and pretty much wet myself laughing...

    OH NO I AM LOSING POWERR!

  • Ever read the novel that this film is based on? It was written by Arthur Herzog in 1974 and is much more terrifying than this lame film.

    I remember seeing the movie when I was about 12 and it scared the crap out of me, as I was afraid of bees then (and still am, at age 40).

    Nonetheless, this is Irwin Allen at his absolute worst...preachy and completely unrealistic.

  • Thanks for posting this clip. It's hilarious. I recall this movie was actually very slow moving. Did Irwin Allen play a joke on the studio after the success of Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno? So many big names wasted in this B-grade movie. Bad acting, Bad script, Bad film sets. Til now, i can't understand how this film got an Oscar nomination for Best Costume Design.

  • Well this was certainly far more fun to watch.

  • What the hell was the last message????

  • This movie scared the crap out of me when I was little!!!!

  • Please bee fair to this movie!

  • @JFBridge nice comment

  • "When that swarm finds out some of their friends have been taken captive, they might come back to Marysville"... this is such a great line (among many others).

    Make a note: never take a bee hostage lest their brethren will put you under siege.

  • There's something magnificent in how bad this film is.

  • Indeed, there is. Who but Irwin Allen would dare to have a derailing passenger train explode for no apparent reason whatsoever?

  • There is no bee!

    There is no bee!

    For sure!!!

  • I wish that Olivia could have this film permanently removedfrom her resume. Such a bad low for such a talented, successful woman. It makes me cringe just watching her.

  • i always credit my enemy, what ever he may be(e), with equal intelligence.

  • The Man Who Would Bee King, aka The Michael Caine Mutiny.

  • How did Mystery Science Theater 3000 miss this?

  • Bees Bees! Millions of bees! Well get above them! I can't sir, I'm losing power! Aarrrgh!

  • "Houston of fire. Will history blame me or the bees?" CLASSIC LINE!

  • This is hard to watch.

  • BEES!!!! MILLIONS OF BEES!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    LOL. This movie was a classic!!!!

  • Loads of Caine's films are shit, the man has no artistic integrity whatsoever! Check out BallsEye or On Deadly Ground if you want to see how low Caine can go.

  • I'm surprised these actors could keep a straight face saying their terribly inept lines.

  • I dont think michael Caine's eyebrows move during this film...even in those shouting matches with Richard Widmark.While Caine says this is his worst film....I find it better than "On Deadly Ground"

  • Doctor 1: "In all your fail-safe techniques, is there any provision against an attack by killer bees?" (Alarm goes off)

    Doctor 1: "I'll take that as a no."

  • Thank goodness the letterboxing lets us enjoy the full subtlety of the director's compositions

  • lmfao! The way they deliver their lines; it's like they knew this script was pure dreck!!

  • You know your movie is bad when you have all these oscar winning actors and actresses in your movie, and a swarm of Bees turn out to be the best actors in the movies

  • For some reason, Irwin Allen loved killing off old people. Henry Fonda,Fred MacMurray, Olivia DeHavilland, Shelley Winters... I guess it was to get people upset that Grandma and Grandpa bought the farm.

  • This movie is an underrated classic. It may have fallen flat into the honey jar and stuck there as a horror picture, but it is a one hell of a comedy. There are moments Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker couldn't have made funnier.

  • You know what we should do? We should have a scene with the bees PUSHING OVER A HEAVY TRAIN and then have the passenger cars EXPLODE although they have no means to!

  • "in all of your fail-safe techniques, is there any provision against an attack of killer bees?" APPARENTLY NOT...

  • lol not one of michael caines finest moments.

  • No it wasn't. He was probably thinking "How did I go from 'Get Carter' to this crap film? Where did I go wrong?" lol

  • Ever check him out in "Jaws: The Revenge?" He actually missed out from picking up his first Oscar (Hannah and Her Sisters) because he was filming that movie!

  • looks like the helicopter pilot just randomly crashed his helicopter for the hell of it

  • This was one of the first scary movies I had seen when I was 8 yrs old glad you posted this on here!

  • I think the dialogue is even more scarier than the actual bees. Truly diabolical.

  • why does everything expload? things that cant physically blow up expload wtf

  • Particularly passenger(!) wagons of a train... LOL... what were they transporting? Surplus barrels of Nitroglycerin?

  • Oh sorry. i understand what you mean now.

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  • .....and John Williams i bet sent a thank you note to Jerry Goldsmith FOR doing The Swarm!!!! LOL

  • I loved the The Towering Inferno and still do today. BUT i have always wondered about that fact. Why so many explosion??? I know it makes for good movie. BUT, why did the senic elevator on 81 blow off it's tracks??? LOL

  • Why does everything blow up in Irwin Allen movies? The helicopter barely hits the ground and explodes. The train rolls down the hill, and suddenly explodes. Bees enter a nuclear plant and it somehow explodes.

    Nevertheless, this is one of my many guilty pleasures.

  • Oh yeah torching the city of Houston of course.

  • Way to resolve a love triangle, Irwin Allen. Blow up every character involved. Yay!

  • ROFL. I saw this on TV in the late 80's and was pretty freaked. Looking at it now...what a shitty script! I love how the General says: "I always credit my enemies with equal intelligence" and Michael Cain gives him this look that seems to say, You're a loony douchebag.

  • 5:27 is SO wrong... what a horrible script. I loved it as a kid though.. LOL

  • This film gave me hives.

  • This is high quality garbage. Garbage like this only comes around once in a blue moon. I mean, look at the talent they have in this film. Henry Fonda for God's sake! It is so bad it is good.

  • And that reminds me of the Plan 9 from the Outer Space again,....

  • ....and so the school suffered a tragedy that day, as the bees attacked the grounds, ever searching for the sweet scent that came from little Johnny's big yellow lollipop....

    This, ladies and gentleman, is one more reason why candy is bad for your children.

  • "The Swarm": produced and directed by Irwin Allen, the Master of Disaster. A real DISASTER of a movie is what this thing is.

    Yet the worst episode of Irwin Allen's "Lost In Space" TV series is waaaay better than this cinematic bomb!

  • Oh my GOD!!1 BEES1!! BEES! MILLIONS OF BEES!!!11!!1 I CAN'T SIR!1 IM LOZING POWERR!!!!11!

    If I was Crane, this is how I'd cure that kid who's hallucinating the bee:

    "There's not a bee in this room... There is no bee, here. If there was, it would have already landed on this bed and impaled you through your head, with its gigantic harpoon-like stinger... like THIS: BZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!"

  • Hilarious dialog. Hope the actors were well paid.

  • they had Lee Grant and Patty Duke on the View a few years ago talking about Valley of the Dolls and how bad that was. Then they both said they were in the really worst movie ever made. Worse than Valley. The Swarm!

  • IM LOSING POWER! AAAGGGGHHHLLL...boom.

  • IDK about uguys, but its pretty damn funny movie in my opuinion

  • I dunno about 'worst movie of the 70's' but it's def. up there.

    Good montage.

  • Stupid plot plus cheesy acting=Really awesome '70s movie

  • SHow this one to your kids. My dad showed me, and i could only go out with my boyfriend holding me. that was 4 years ago.

  • do you have the actual movie? if you do could you put it up?

  • When you're 8 years old all you are interested in is what a movie is about. When you are 9 the concept of "Good and bad" begins to enter the mix. This was an enjoyable movie for the pre-mix set.

  • how is this the most horrible 70's film

  • Amazing how helicopters lose power and suddenly explode upon encountering some bees.

  • I love the part at 1:30. If I thought I saw giant bee hovering never to Michael Caine, I'd jump out the window!

  • The actual Swarm isn't scary, now if it was a swarm of Giant Bees that would be scary.

  • "By tomorrow there will be no more Africans, at least not in the Houston sector!"

  • This is probably the most over the top 70's disaster movie, and that says a lot :)

  • I like it when the general mentions capturing bees. Why? Are you going to waterboard them?

  • ah yes, the 70s were a happy time for hollywood bee wranglers. lots of work.

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