Border Security Australia 1/3

[OneHundredPercentAus]

OK, as far as the porn goes, Australia has a couple of rules regarding censorship: no child porn (duh), no "2 Girls, 1 Cup" type stuff, no fisting and some other rule I can't remember. Also just because they show ONE person holding up a guy with porn and weapons, doesn't mean that they're not going to hold up a guy who's shoved cocaine up his butt.

[TooMuchGass]

Fuck da police.

[jurek323]

pornography browising job,must be amazing,not.I bet they have people aplying for this position.like 1000s of them;)

[gillyssquashball]

Why do morons insist on breeding?

[bigdog7013]

i thought this was an american show, who cares about australia, neeeext

[dozzaskebab]

No doubt you smell like feces.

[duudeshutup]

@bigdog7013 Americans are retarded fuck off

[billyelliot1975]

Usually it is the slowest and dumbest people that end up working for the Australians Customs Service...so please don't worry tourists. Not all aussies are mall cop losers like this lot.

[maderexx48]

cocaine frommm brazill realyy pureee!!!!!!

[billyelliot1975]

These customs officers think they have some sort of power...they are like Mall Cops! I am an Australian citizen, do what you like, cause u can't refuse me entry and all you can do is give me a fine so get on with it and if you want to detain me, then get the police here quicksmart otherwise I am heading off.

[lovelytuber]

where veer irish go theirare troubles

[glittery4life]

I'm Aussie, but some of these rules piss me off like honestly no lasers coz you'll shove them up the pilots eyes seriously .. But ok fine! But toy guns come on!!! There toys. I went with my brother to England and my mum too we were young and my brother bought toy surviniour guns , and there was so much hassle coz yet thought it was real but in the end we did end up keeping them

[jord505]

i watch these videos and get so scared id get caught for stuff..then i realise that just today i returned from the middle east with a jordanian knife and foam nunchucks without even being detected...:)

[italianstallionboy]

woooaahh laser and bb gun....not even air compressed...thts a bit extreme...

[serbetli100]

What's wrong with that BB bullet toy gun? It can't even kill a cockroach.

[PATANEable]

it's like the new caledonia

[Churruminonian]

australia is a white country. no niggers please.

[mrsodaman1]

why they cant bring a laser

[DnGthe1gentlemen]

Fuk Australiaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Arctophylax101]

@DnGthe1gentlemen fuck you

[DnGthe1gentlemen]

@Arctophylax101 You and Australia are invited to come here and suck my dick!

[macrent2]

My friend is a chef and we were traveling in the USA to Orlando. We celebrated the night before by opening a bottle of wine. Her professional bottle opener had a retractable 6 inch blade on it to help cut foil and champange wires. She put it in her purse (big purse) by mistake. The purse went through a security screen by the TSA for a personal carry on baggage and was not discovered. To our horror we found it at the bottom of her purse at 38,000 feet while looking for a pack of gum! YIKES!

[MrChowTheTroll]

I would use a usb to hide my porn...... and just chuck it in my pocket

[sn9696]

i have seen this many times,Why is Australia so scared of laser pointers ??

[TheAngrychinesekid]

@sn9696 because people use it to shine at planes in the sky

[pitcalco]

Why do they care about the porn? The content has to be checked? Great job that inspector has!

[ShadowZekromX]

Brill Quality!!!!!

[Andy9742]

If he didn't declare that bow and arrow, he would have gotten away with the lot! Learn from this boys and girls, don't declare anything!

[Andy9742]

I brought home a 5mw laser pointer from Hong Kong in 2010, just put it in my suitcase and had no trouble getting it through.

[sexymojo86]

the male officer is a skinner with his crackly voice.grow sum balls or turn in to a nigger

[hotlips4000isback2]

When i watch this show on Sky it pisses me off!

It highlights how fucking prejudice Australia really is.

Thank fuck i don't live there!

[MzChelxoxo]

i brought a spear and alcohol back from peru. no one ever stopped me.

[wingAbinga]

LOL at her reaction to the laser pointer, you would think she just found a live hand grenade

[2865016]

Australia's really strict on items that u can bring in. No agricultural products, meats, dairy products.. all no no.Seems from this vid, can't bring in anything.. except clothes.. lol

[missmillionmaker]

@2865016 lol . thats why our countries the best :)

[ChubbyChumbaCheeks]

-_- who would give a bb gun in the shape that looks like a real gun to play with ... is he trying to raise a criminal or something ? :S

[sistemoneonone]

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[DingisMcGee]

When you can get to Bali from Australia for $400 these days....you'll see a lot of these "yahoo" "hillbilly" types going over there... it's pretty much like a wonderland for men...cheap sex, cheap drugs, cheap food, cheap EVERYTHING.

Monkeys breed Monkeys....

[Adora2008]

@Chroma2021 I'm not trying to get into a argument here. I gave my opinion in the form of a question. Just because its a toy, and shots "fake weak plastic pellet type things used as bullets" that doesn't mean it can't hurt a cat. What about choking. Kids put everything in their mouth. From my experience if its smaller then a film container its not supposed to be given to kids. Whether you agree with that or not is fine. I don't believe in giving kids guns. Thats the end of it!

[Adora2008]

@Chroma2021 So its still a gun! It can easily hurt someone if the bullets hit them. I wouldn't give a weapon regardless of the fact its a toy to any child especially that young

[Adora2008]

Why would you give a two and a half year old not to mention any child a gun??

[Crossbonequeen1]

Why do people lie, just go 2 AUS for a relaxing break!!!!!

[Crossbonequeen1]

Wats rong with these people!!!!!!

[Coitamac]

@Crossbonequeen1 Whats wrong with spelling correctly ?

[rjh00]

Wait I didn't completely understand the second working holiday thing? Can someone explain it in normal english?

[Balarick]

@rjh00 you can work down under again if you worked there before for a certain amount of time.

[TooMuchGass]

Fuck Border security - They can kiss my fucking ass

[TooMuchGass]

Fuck the police

[inventorchris2]

damn half the stuff the took from the guy would have been let in the USA, and we wouldn't have even cared about the porn

[hongpingmike]

they gonna check the porn.. LMAO!!!!

[RichieDee123]

7:24 - 7:28 "We just wanna uh... piss." Lol. xD

[pucklechurchio]

DUMB IRISH CUNT  HA HA

[Doesitmatterson]

k so whats up with the lasers come on give me a break

[niceoneasfuck1]

hes a liar her dont do welding....he collects scrap!!

[nickrod32]

your typical bogans right there

[RussianRaina]

I'm addicted to Border Security Australia lol.

Thank you so much for uploading.

[stpetersburg]

bogans look at them ... filth

[findlaymcarthur]

fuck the pigs free the weed

[weaselxx]

if u bring too much.. or too less.. good bye

[letsgorideourbikes]

@eruliliam, Australia is a beautiful country!

[Mueiwark]

How fucking sick are you to bring bb guns and porn to your son?? He is one of those guys who are unable to feel shame.

[Coitamac]

@Mueiwark How fucken dumb are you fuckhead. Do you really think the porn was for his 2 yo son ??? You must be American !!!

[rofful01]

for my son. how olds your son? 2 and a half. LOL!

[OoCrazzzyoO]

@rofful01 his son might get bullied you never know ;)

[Sprawler3]

@rofful01 you do realize they cut the filming, and really the "2 and a half"-answer was to a completely unrelated question, but they cut it so it looks like a answer to the "gun"-question.

[The1Mickonator]

Sorry just think they over exaggerate

[The1Mickonator]

Lesson is: That go to an airport and don't bring ANY luggage over to Australia

[The1Mickonator]

Anything that has light or kids guns are not allowed because you could shine it in the pilots eyes or with a toy gun you can shoot plastic balls at yourself and you'll die god how can you kill someone by shooting them with a plastic balls and how can you shine it in the pilots eyes if the door is closed.

[The1Mickonator]

@agaichapter25 :S i guess thats... true

[tommy1441]

While butch was confiscating the BB gun, someone else managed to smuggle in some dope

[flyguyinmotion]

These guys are funny. I bet they really raised hell in Bali.

[stpetersburg]

red necks inbread freaks

[TooMuchGass]

"Going to an airport these days is like going to jail where they let you keep your belt"

Jim Cornette

[TaleOfValors]

why the hell would they forbid the import of BB´s?

[Erulilum]

@TaleOfValors cuz australia is a retarded country where everything is banned cuz its 'dangerous' =/

[Erulilum]

@TaleOfValors btw you need a real weapon's licence for a BB gun

[TaleOfValors]

@Erulilum haha here in austria you can get them with 14 or so. but it´s pretty much impossible to get a real gun...

[cesariojpn]

4:06

[stpetersburg]

lol i hope it was gay porn

[silentfades]

this is great thanks 

[Firrmeister]

omigad a laser. haha australia carebear country

[cesariojpn]

I want that job of checking Porn DVD's to see if their "Compliant."

[TooMuchGass]

Sorry but you hate to hate your job to get it.

[Rkooner]

Thanks for uploading this. awesome stuff.