Pelvic Thrust

[TheMrBinary]

Why i just saw a BLANK comment here? =/

[IzaacWatson]

when did qaugmire become an engineer soldier........GIGGITY

[ryantripy]

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[AndroidGZS]

@ryantripy 

[ryantripy]

@AndroidGZS 

[Toxicboy24598]

Best top comments of all time.

OF ALL TIME.

[tesshess]

i saw this guy that was crouching and he was walkin but his legs wouldnt move

[SafteySandals]

Great, I wish I knew what the top comments said. :3

[pacman4d]

Go PELVIC THRUST WOOOOO PELVIC THRUST WOOOOO AND STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT then spin around 3 times then go like *THIS* and *THIS and *THIS*

[TheTichoun]

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[eb62224]

@TheTichoun yeah i know, but i like cucumber more than garden hoses

[quartz3]

epic sax guy is taking over the internet :O

[JuggernautMonster]

seeing this i think mw3 takes the win for realistic

[darkbahamuth1]

@JuggernautMonster mw3 takes the win only on fanboys because there´s a bunch of then

[kamatewarrior23]

@JuggernautMonster bf3 is way better more graphics, different gun sound and echo, drive vehicles, ect

[Moselkip]

@JuggernautMonster no.

[gmxgamer]

lolol omg i lol'ed hard

[butmomidontwanna]

the why MW3 was best shooter 2011

[Moselkip]

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[nativewolf90]

@Moselkip Well said.

[TheTichoun]

@Moselkip 

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[johauHAU]

@FIN232

[xBlo0dyAreNa]

@FIN232 @johauHAU @retardedcombine001 @TheTichoun @Moselkip

[NewSimpleadams]

@TheTichoun

[SuperFATES1]

@TheTichoun @Moselkip

[IhavenovideosTehe]

@TheTichoun 

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@TheTichoun 

[Jacen47]

@Moselkip I searched what you used for that comment and it came up with Illuminati.

[retardedcombine001]

@Moselkip 

[TristanC20]

It's like the guy almost discovers that he is able to hump the machine gun. lol

[chrisakaswat]

Another reason why B.F. sucks..

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat you suck here

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 You (make) No sense. LOL

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat BF does not suck

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 Yes it does.

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat Why? because you surely suck at it (with every hater comment the 70 % he hatyes the game because he suck at it)

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 Actually I'm pretty beast at the game. Its just boring, theres no action. Ppl either camp there balls or vaginas or run around knifing ppl in the back. BF sucks so much it had to have a beta, thats pretty sad. It shows they have no confidence in the game and that they wanna find out what everyone thinks about before for they release the game. CoD is so confident it doesn't need a beta. Ppl already know it's a great game. And w/o a doubt the best FPS game.

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat Actually CoD sucks, same shit with no action, just shit run and gun. BF3 is better , i play on PS3 only DEFENDERS campa (recons too).

Its BF not a shit quality game like CoD, also CoD dont need a beta because its the same shit over and over.

CoD now is the worst FPS ever maded after Duke Nukem 2010, It take no skill, soo kids creaming everywere because of shit lag , shit knifing (expecially MW3), shit guns customization.

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat BF3 gìhave everything better, except -0.25 fast gameplay (its a bit slower than cod one), BF3 had better customization of everything, better graphics, better audio, soo better involvement , BF3 had a lot more action than CoD ( CoD has got not action ), BF3 need skills, CoD need only a bit of reflex. BF3 is the best FPS of this year, also the BEST MULTIPLAYER of this year from E3 ( also BF3 won 47 awards from E3 and the best game from gamesom )

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 I can't believe what I just read from you.

1.) BF customization sucks balls.Period. It makes no sense. It lacks so many things that CoD does have.

2.)BFs graphics are no where near CoD's.

3.)BFs audio sounds like TOY guns & i.e.

4.)BFs immersive gameplay sucks so much I can't even comment on it. CoD actually sucks you in to it's gameplay

5.) 1 of BFs biggest flaws IS action.

6.)BF has nothing but pussy ass campers.*hense no action

7.)CoD is nothing but SKILL

8.)CoD=best FPS. Prd

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat BF customization sucks? it lacks nothing, you have all the real things from the guns, bf3 graphics are better than the cartoonish graphics from cod, bf3 sounds are real , unlike cod sounds like shit, your a fucktard butthurted moterfucker because cod sucks, everything nice of audio and graphics + everything balanced is immersive, bf3 have action just go watch videos of devsain or others.... if you stupid idiot suck at bf3 and camp 2 hours its your problems,

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat 6 thats not true, all campers in bf3 are ex cod players (70 %) or first that play the game, also you fucktard dont know that defenders must camp while recon too. cod dont need skills, just watch all those kiddies playing it perfectly , cod need a bit of reflex, stop complaining whit me , you just lost, all the things you sayed are stupid and make no sense, ex. how you can say bf3 graphics sucks when bf3 is the best looking fps of the year whit the best graphics?

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat how a customization can make no sense? your dear infinity ward stoled all drones from homefront, guns from bf , guns levels from socom, and you play a totaly recycled game.

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 CoD came out before homefront. you cant be that dumb mann, C'mon. lol

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat MW3 Come out before homefront? hahahahah, infinity ward stoled from homefront all the drones, uav recon from bfbc2

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 You're kidding right? plz tell me you're not that stupid. If anything. thoes two shitty games stole ideas from CoD.

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat hahahaha shitty games..... what a stupid cod fanboy........ first cod stoled from homefront the assault drone, and the recon drone from bfbc2, second homefront copyed cod, bfbc2 dont, bfbc2 was a new game of bf series , not a copy of cod

[darknessiscoming121]

@chrisakaswat JUST SHUT TE FUCK UP! Nothing of that was true, how is battlefields graphics no wear near as it cods? Lol Cod being immersive? type up Battlefield combat simulator, best ever, sound suck? listen when the jets fly over you, so realistic. Skill in COD? wow, you must be stoned. Campers in BF? yes there are a few since they put in lying down, but COD invented Camping! The customization isnt anything special, but at least its better than jpeg images on your screen for cod. Now SHUT UP.

[chrisakaswat]

@darknessiscoming121 You sound like an idiot that just sucks the cock of Frost Bite. LOl Dont be mad I'm just stating facts bro.

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat facts ? your a stupid idiot that never shooted or listen to a gun in all his life, also bf3 guns are better than cod, graphics miles better than cod, gameplay is strategyc fast gameplay

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670

1.) BFs wepons sounds like pea shooters.

2.) BFs graphics looks like something I would expect from dream cast

3.) BFs gameplay sucks ass I liturally fell asleep playing it the 1st time.

4.) BF is no where near the speed of CoD. I felt like a slow moving turtle while playing BF, which is probably why I fell asleep. You Fast & epic intensity? CoD is where you need to be at.

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat pea shooters? you didnt even shooted a gun in your life fat dummy, bf3 is maded to be fast as bf2 and other bf, your just too jelaus and you have a lack of skills, bf3 graphics sucks? your just being a pathetic cod fanboy, like all other cod players, bf3 gameplaye sucks? no you sucks at them, because you are stupid like all cod gamers and cant even get 1 tactic in your head and it explodes, slow moving turtel? thats just your retarded mind cant affrod a good game.

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 You just BF sucked. Lol what a dumbass. great job wasting your time!

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat Tell me why bf sucks? because you suck at it? me and my friend on skype are still laughing of how your stupid

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat your gaming sessions are pontless because you still dont know a shit about gaming, so stop wasting time and get a life.

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 listen kid, I was gaming the day you were accedently concieved. So suck a cock.

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat yes hmm interesting you was playing games since 1993, you were 3 years old when playing? hahaha stop kidding me little idiot, you get too much buttfucked, stop being a S&M

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 You make no sense. I'm surpised you're still alive. I thought you killed yourself already. You Umad cause you suck at life.

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat fock off again stupid motherfucker, you fucking troll make me feel like a genious since your first message with no sense

[johnnysmart777]

@at9670 red entire convo, u make COD sound like my little pony compared to BF3 XD nice man, even though im a COD gamer its nice to know that not all gamers just say no COD is bettr than BF u make excellent points and this chrisakaswat doesnt know shit about FPS I tip my hat to u my good sir

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 LMAO! holy shit when your mad you're funny. There's no such thing as Troll in the gaming lanuage. And you say I make no sense?(dumbass)

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat yes you make no sense, your not over 18 , your under 18 by a mile, every pro gamer or mature gamers says that bf3 is a better game than cod, and then a little troll like you come out from cod shame comunity , and then you surely will write in the next comment that bf comunity is worse, not true bf worse comunity are ex cod players, so speak with them , not with me

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 Do you not pay attention to what you type."BF players are ex CoD players"?! You can't be that stupid. If they were true CoD players they wouldn't even touch BF. But seeing how you suggest that they are, that makes them not true CoD players. And the community for BF suck balls more then the white canditates running for president against Obama. You're a fucking moron. You need stop being a little bitch and just accept the FACT that CoD is the better shooter.

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 You're a fucking moron. You need stop being a little bitch and just accept the FACT that CoD is the better shooter. It even states it in GameInformer Magazine

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat no it dont, on gameinformer mw3 is 9.0, while bf3 9.5, the winner is shit hting on gameinformeer is from vga, cìvga is based on fanboys, dont need logic to know that cod have many fanboys more, bf3 is better, you fucking son of a bitch still didnt get it, fuck off, stop making me wasting my time, stupid cock sucker motherfucker, bastard cunt pyle of shit

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 Lol OMG I have the magazine. I just got it. It says best shooter. As in #1. You're just mad cause BF can't compete w/CoD. Umad. XD

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat where? nowhere, fucking read mw3 vs bf3, bf3 have 9.5, mw3 have9.0.......the motherfucking vga writed that shit title, nowgo with shame, your cod will be the second forever, a fucking shitty no fun ass maded game for kids and noobs

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 The VGA's is biased it also states that in GameInformer Magazine. You really should read more. Do they offer tutoring at your school?

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat states yyyyyyyyessssssand bf3 got 9.5, while your dear cherry mw3 got only 9.0.......... do i need to talk more?

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 Bro what's your email. I'll take a picture and send it to you. cause you're an idiot

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat And why i'm an idiot? Because i don't like that shit ass maked game? Fuck off idiot

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat and stop watching elpresador videos, they suck, just like you , stupid bitch, youre one of the most annoying , stupid , boring, retarded persons i have encountred on internet, What can't live in this world because your dear CoD is shit? Fuck off and go pay 13 dollars for 2 maps, looser, My email is a.t.007@hotmail.it

Yor soo stupid if you think that mw3 is better than bf3

[chrisakaswat]

@at9670 Bro you why getting your thong in a bunch??! It's not my fault that CoD is better then BF. And it's not my fault that you suck at the game and have no skill. And I don't watch his Elpres' videos, my brother does. You just MAD ppl play more CoD then BF and upload more CoD videos then shitty BF. Your Email looks like something an ESE person would make up.

[at9670]

@chrisakaswat Im not skilled at cod? dont say shit man, my email is normal, i dont give a shit if you tube have more cod videos than bf3, bf3 is better than cod in everything, say me now why cod is better?

[ShadeDravinas]

@chrisakaswat Cod= Shit

Bf=Shit

Halo=Shit

Life is where its at

have you lived it yet enough to know its stupid to bitch with someone about THEIR personal preferences??

[chrisakaswat]

@ShadeDravinas In other words you suck balls at all those games. So ridicule them to justify your lack of skill in a game? How's that? I'm I in the ball park?

[ShadeDravinas]

@chrisakaswat No, im just saying im tired of all the fucking bullshit people are talking about these games. They're all good no lie, but if i say they're all good, im bound to get another troll lifer like you come in and say shit like you did my friend. And suck? No, im average, a deployment and a job keep me from being on them 16 hrs a day like most people.

[Donut117]

@chrisakaswat its not your fault, because its not true. from a technological standpoint, battlefield has improved with every release, where call of duty has stayed the same since mw2, which was a terrible direction to go after cod4.

you can argue the finer points of gameplay all day long, but you cant sit here and back up cod being a better game than bf. different, certainly. but better? no.

not that this matters to you. youre clearly just here to talk shit.

[chrisakaswat]

@Donut117 Bro you need to fucking stop being a little bitch and accept the fact that CoD is better then BF. BF is nothing but pussies camping throughout the whole map. If I want realism I would the fucking Navy or Army. Why can't you just say that you suck at CoD and get it over with already?

[Donut117]

@chrisakaswat i never mentioned realism. theres a reason for that. i dont give a damn whats more "realistic". i care what has better gameplay and re-playability value. battlefield wins that competition flat out.

as for sucking at call of duty, steam had a free-to-play weekend last week (possibly 2 weeks ago, i dont remember). i downloaded it to try it out. right off the bat i was getting k/ds above 2 in every game. there is no challenge to it.

[chrisakaswat]

@Donut117 oh yeah? Is that why CoD won best shooter of the year?

and CoD does not release beta's. They don't need it. Idk wht the hell you're talking about. Your just stating more stupidity like always. And wow that's a horrible K/D. Yeah you should stick to BF where there is absolutely no skill involved what so ever. Bro trust CoD is nothing but skill. You just suck, that's all.

[Donut117]

@chrisakaswat >implying popularity = quality.

this guy is pretty funny. do you do birthday parties too? my nephew would love you.

[chrisakaswat]

@Donut117 You pisst cause' you know I'm right. Lol

[Donut117]

@chrisakaswat is that a no, then?

[chrisakaswat]

@Donut117 It's a slap to your face. I just slapped you w/knowledge.

[Donut117]

@chrisakaswat no its ok, i already hired another entertainer. good bit though.

[chrisakaswat]

@Donut117 Exactly get slapped.

[Donut117]

@chrisakaswat you really dont know when to stop, lol.

[DivineWreckageQs]

mann i gotta this game

[666devilb]

press 2 for PELVIC THRUST!!!!!

[MrACEMAN360]

Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then PELVIC THRUST. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then...

[jet528559]

@MrACEMAN360 I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT ADDING A COMMENT SAYING 'DID YOU GET THE NAME PELVIC Thrust from spongebob?

[radziomenek]

SPEED OF LIGHT PELVIC THRUST

[TheMurderSprites]

where are the guys saying mw3 sucks because a noobtube hits like 4 walls and kills one guy?

[1RealMadrid2barcaXD]

ahhh call the ambulance laughing soo hard

[MrFreakinout2]

That's what I do on my boat

[Dwright1300]

LMAO OMG THE PELVIC THRUST!!

[KfreedomS]

the last part that happen to me in battlefield 3

[whoisShock]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[PhillipTerry103]

I almost threw up from the beginning

[americanTDz]

I was laughing so hard at the beginning.

[silva286]

LMFAO

[TopHatRunner]

Lol, 0:22 happened to me too the other day. xD Best. Camo. Ever.

[xOFxFILIPINO]

I never knew there were zombie mode in BF3!

[Mushroom932]

just fuck this fucking gun

[Frizx47]

LMFAO

[xxb5000xx1]

I like how barely any cod fanboys troll on a battlefield video, but every battlefield fanboy has to troll on every cod video that is put out

[TheAkimbodick]

@xxb5000xx1 i like you

[xI0GAMER0Ix2]

0:19 WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE !!!

[promiscuouskoala]

I'm enjoying watching the BF3 clips more than the COD ones now.

[Samseneider]

i got yeasterday god mod in bf3 ^^

[YouReadMyComment]

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[MennoooH]

0:10 seconds is godmode, he cant die of bullets only of explosive damage

[Archonicable]

@number1fanito his comment wasn't nearly as fanboyish as yours. He expressed his opinion. Except he didn't nerd rage. New vehicles? CoD doesn't have vehicles unless you include killstreaks. New guns? Every FPS does this. New maps? Every FPS does this. New animations? Every FPS does this. Stop fanboying over BF3.

[Bishopx97]

exactly wy i dont buy battlefield games on release. because i wait 2-3 months for them to wrk out all the kinks

[LARGEAlbinoRABITS]

@Bishopx97 thats kind of stupid nigga

[yuijjgjjggj]

title of video reminds me of that spongebob video

[VicKiLLLeR]

0:03 To 0:06 He Wants Sex

[MisterRedstone]

I guess that guy had steady aim cause he had some good... HIP FIRE!

[Cyanspear55]

@MisterRedstone LMAO

[MrXeptional]

@MisterRedstone Thats Punny.

[xTommmyy]

@MisterRedstone ZING

[Larfe517exe]

@MisterRedstone

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

[TheWwefan727]

trigger penis

[DaMaGeVs]

/watch?v=kYshpRfEfMw :D remake

[Cardinal199508]

i just cannot get over how realistic this game is

[DjSilver118]

this is my 4rth time watching this video that pelvic thrust is priceless xD

[DjMaNNyG2012]

@DjSilver118 HEY IM A DJ TOO!

[v2shan]

I don't like your intonation at the end of sentences... It's annoying.

[IISOLOIIDOLOII]

Bttlefield has Waugh 2 many glitches

[AlphaWeazel]

YEAH CAPTAIN PRICE GET IT IN!

[xDubstepShots]

Pelvic THRUST!

[Mujhammad]

why is it when all the battlefield players see cod glitches they say "wow this is the shit that ruins the game" but when they get a video like this they say "OMG SO FUNNY!!!!" cant we all agree that both games are glitchy and they are meant for two different types of gamers?

[EpicXboxGameing]

there is very many fails on this game i think :/

[9180nathan1]

@EpicXboxGameing No the definition of "fail" is your horrible grammar. God the youth of mexico these days

[Gabycallof51]

battlefield is the realistic game right?

[EddieDaOnly1]

Well DICE with fix the little bug problems and not wait for ever like MW2 was

[Waynside]

so glad we paid 60 dollars for a map pack for the BF3 beta, DAMN IT DICE FIX YOUR GAME!

[ImMr101]

@Waynside trolololol

[hatersAREgay1]

Pelvet thrust WOOOOOOOO !! WOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT AND DONT FORGET IT!! Now bring it around town!!`Bring it aroooound town!! Then do this AND THIS AND THIS AN@%$#%$and fapand this and this and blow....

[xSiNiST3RxP0Vx]

Hey...HEY scroll back up your missing the video^^^

[ajb996]

2nd clip; IS the dead guy running away from him or is he following him?

[Estonia9590]

how do u save the gameplay u played? do u need HDPVR for that?

[mt2oo8secondary]

@Estonia9590 or fraps for PC

[RASOLS21]

I saw this when I played on operation metro. But the dead body followed a player:)

[Crazedpigeons]

Giggady

[oyster0]

hahaha

[ScotlandTh3Brave]

@KidNamedKuddy yeah ano that but isn't working for me :(

[thirstforpeace]

lol the 3rd clip was some Cirque Du Soleil shit goin on.

[Dude3251]

/watch?v=4W35om3-v1D

[liverstoner]

ye spend 60$ on the most glitched game ever

[Mcquiz91]

@liverstoner Yet noone complains about those glitches because they are funny, unlike glitches in most games.

[iwatchstuff211]

@Mcquiz91 Yeah it's pretty glitched, MW3 will probably be glitched too...

[TheHazzaaHD]

@liverstoner not really i have not come across a glitch. You dont now what your talking about = L

[liverstoner]

@TheHazzaaHD then what the hell is in this video

[TheHazzaaHD]

@liverstoner its a rare glitch.