Turning Japanese-The Vapors

[GHETOyeti]

worst quality pictures evar

[7miledopeboy]

what year this shit come out?

[SlasherDrMengele]

Our next evil fucked up cover

[SlasherDrMengele]

I'm cutting off the woman's feet

I'm chopping right below the knees

I'm Jerry Brudos

Hahahahahaha

[ronniedonnie]

great love to visit id be straigt to retro electronic district

[zmcelroy8]

coo

[Kaleidoscorp]

The intro is Chinese melody.(never Japanese)

English always confuse Japan and China.

It's like confusion between England and Russia.

Looks very silly.

[fowlman81]

Not quite, Russia is 2,000 miles away whereas Japan and China are neighbours across the sea - heck we might aswell throw in Korea too ;)

[Kaleidoscorp]

Geographical distance is nothing.

US is far from UK, but both of them are Angle-Saxon nations so that they are very similar to each others.

Do you know that Chinese languages have more similar syntax to Indo-European than to Japanese?

The distance in Religion, Languages, Politics between Dublin and Moscow is much smaller than Tokyo and Beijing.

[bittersw33t4ever]

Um...don't mean to butt in but your view isn't quite right. People that are from america get japenese and chinese people mixed up because they can't pick up the difference in their faces and language. Russia and Great Britian rarely get confused because of thier accents.And the religion and politics especially the politics between the uk and russia are so far from each other.China and Japan are closer but not as close as most think. Geography has say in it.You have an influence on your neighbors

[redhook4]

So if they confuse England and russia does that mean the tell soviet england jokes?

[Kaleidoscorp]

I don't make out your Russian.

[xhantar]

nice music

and nice japanese chicks :o

[rageohol]

3:22 where can I find a Nice Nazi J-Girl!?

hahah!

[Dockshund]

I'll take two. Whom do I pay?

[kingpeteston]

leaful.

[crystaltv1]

i turn japanese after listen to song

[Balmung908]

me too :)

[Kejkster]

I LOOOVE DA SONG <3

party boy ftw

[xtp8ntballer]

1:14 friggin hoTT :p

[ChiKenMcNASTY]

there's hotter ones in there :P

[martind76]

tht song is wicked :P

all those women :P

[jman123248]

Masturbation songs FTW... xD

[rfwill13]

lol this reminds me of when they did the Jackass movie and they dressed up as panda bears and ran around town

[omfghax0rsdude]

LOL@ 0:57

[SaruNinja]

I think it's Saaya Irie o_o

[omfghax0rsdude]

Haha, yeah. I was like, She looks familiar...

[allenpoe17]

Awsome vid!

[FabulousFabu]

i hope i do turn japanese! (JAPANESE POWER!) *chirp chirp*

[shannipher]

this song is on guitar hero battle of the 80's. =]

[darthsazquatch]

that game sucks bfdd

its way better than gh aerosmith

[shannipher]

ye si know it sucks. so does the 1st one.

[darthsazquatch]

yeah but i still like the song

[shannipher]

me too.

[darthsazquatch]

cool

[dbbeebs]

I think I'm turning Japanese.

[pnj900]

man this song is good :P

[shreveptech]

Duuuuuude....classic......

Yes, I'm "old".

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Peaceful Eid, Super Saturnalia, and any I've missed!!

[URAFUCKERNOOB]

my favorite song, tanks a lot ^_^

[nickwarr182]

The video quality is poor as shit, and it's in Hi-Def. hahaha

[Doza130]

This song isn't about the Japanese, its about masturbation. Specifically a guy jerking off to a picture, and his eyes look slanted.

[WORSHIPthekingELVIS]

The song is about masturbation lol

[PupofDoom]

Shit, I lost the game.

[DshawD]

Dude, I got this stuck in my head, and I hope you all lose the game!

[sk8erchick115]

um.........

[Gerstberger]

10 times and im still not tired of it.

[Gerstberger]

and this makes 5 times in a row...

[DaMangaMan]

does anyone think after he says "you wrote i love you" he says "i ROVE you too" just wondering

[cardymbgalgattar]

he might be saying, "I wrote 'me too'"

[DaMangaMan]

you're right XD i just checked... i just thought he said Rove instead of love because of that nasty stereotype about japanese people. hah XD

[wilkes85]

You know what's awesome? The way japs talk. Haha I love that accent! "Eca-scusa-me!" lol

[ANAHEIM8]

night pandas! [jackass movie]

[Cellcount]

awesome i love this song i have it on my ipod

[bobjeski123]

congratulations

[Bankai64]

Eat my ass.

[graigshow]

I love how that intro is a CHINESE song :) hahaha songs about masturbation are awesome

[jamesnickjames]

is this really how loud the bass is

[JaXXX2theMaXXX]

BEST SONG IN THE WORLD

(even better when it's in Beverly Hills Ninja)

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS!

[nojjenplay]

is this a parody ore a song?! X'D

[RotorDemon]

^_^ Tekekekekeke

[whommie001]

i love that song

[edant92]

but its still funny :P

[lightboy202]

I cant get this song out of my head it is driving me crazy :P

[667neighborofdabeast]

i know what you mean, this song has been in my head for the past two weeks!

[greytoppy]

Nice video. Thanks. Japanese girls are BEAUTIFUL!!!

[darthjon247]

Fuck you #5

Fighting on the internet is stupid, so dont act all hardcore w/ your keyboard

fighting online is like racing in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarted

[lostcause525]

in order for an internet fight to start, there hasto be reson behind it.. and it offended me because i'm american, and now i'm offended yet again, not all special olympics competitors are retarded, some are blind, and retarded means slow, that dosen't mean stupid, you should remember this, what you're pictuing is cerebral paulsy, most likley...

[mjolnirmc117]

I only glossed over some the arguments in these comments. All I can say about the American education system is that it needs to be rejuvenated. America spends more per student than any other nation yet we have the worst student performance out of all the fully developed nations. The American youth need to get in gear, America is setting itself up to be a non-competitive nation. If we don't do something about it now, America will surely not be a superpower much longer.

[Ninjagirl192]

i was eating Japanese food and they were playing this song it was funnny as hell

[667neighborofdabeast]

lol, thats so funny!

[MISANTHROPY647]

3:16

oooh mamma lol

[Fernan1972m]

I love the Japanese girls, full blowjob

[Agelworld1]

My wife filipina not japanese..shes really hot guys! She a princess u know.

[cheesesmiles]

lol thats nice^^

[MISANTHROPY647]

^^ *sings along*

[cheesesmiles]

lol *dances*

[hilariousgal]

this song is good but the pictures are bad

[squirrel162]

SUCKS SHIT

[bukenda]

octis

[bamaguy1989]

This song is about masterbation. Turning Japanese refers to the look on ppl's faces when they climax.

[NihongoNoob]

that makes scary sense! I had never thought of that.

[DTisnumba1]

.....so are the Japanese the best at climaxing.....hmmm need to find a Japanese girl lol

[marclaud87]

calling all asins learn how to drive chinos

[utube793]

Calling all uneducated low life americans..please go get a education beyond community college

[lostcause525]

i do believe you have the wrong impression, i'm only in high school, but there are plenty of countries with much lower standards of education. one other thing, if we're the low-lifes, then why is it that you took the time to even care if we're so low. with suck a superior intallect, you should have thaught of this before you typed it.

[utube793]

I wasnt questioning the American education system, i was questioning the uneducated americans who show that they havent excell in the system. So your bizarre attempt to compare America's system to others with "lower standards" is off key and irrelevant.

Because you assume that I claim that Im a superior intellect, I should refrain from calling dumbasses like you low lifes? And Why is that?..your missing a key point in your pathetic attempt at a counterargument.

[utube793]

Its pretty simple...If people say something stupid then i have the right to call that individual a low life.. theres not much to it. And its no surprise that dumbasses like yourself would attempt to side step it like you just did with your horrid reply.

And ok, your a high school student, not much as a surprise as your immaturity is due to your puberty stage in life.

Well, I the way it looks, your heading to a university rejection and settling for your local community college.

[lostcause525]

i'll admit, i'm not a genius, but you being far away from me have no way of knowing me, inellect won't get you everywhere, it's a little thing that most people know about especially in the southern USA, called hospitallity. so maybe I will go to community collage, maybe i'll go to a univarsity, you don't know me at all, so who are you to judge me off of one comment on an internet site?

[utube793]

"so who are you to judge me off of one comment on an internet site?"

I find it ironic that you bitch about me judging you based on your comment, while your comment itself was judging others.

If you cant handle the countercomment then dont make the comment in the first place you imbecile.

I hope you gained a little perspective here kiddo, you clearly did not like to be judged, so dont judge others as they clearly may not like it as well.

[Bankai64]

....Wow, you really are arguing, not only over the internet, but on the comment area for a video on youtube. Both of you need to go get laid or something. Get a job, girlfriend, hobby. Something besides arguing on youtube.....

[lostcause525]

hmm, sex... not responsible enough o end up with a kid, and i don't want STD's, and so far the only 100% way to prevent them is abstinence so, yeah... i'm busy, and i'd get a job, but, there'd be no room for homework. finally i have like 10 hobbies...

[bobjeski123]

basicly u cant get laid

[JadKni]

I want to bash Bankai64 for being a douchebag and an utter tool... but then you go and ruin it by sucking it so hard. D:

[marclaud87]

what does it mean tell me

[DIRTDIRTDIRTNASTY]

SUSHI!!!!!

[gramkracka22]

notice how all the pictures are only of hot girls pretty much..cause we all no japan is full of nothing but hot girls.. (but on a serious matter, japanese girls are fucking sexy)

[uberjim83]

I'm fascinated by Japanese culture, but that's not what this song's about at all... Read the lyrics if it goes too quick.

[SydRoh]

lol me and my friend Emily-san are all into the Japanese culture, we are constantly singing "turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so"

[keyblademasteraz]

The entire japanese culture rocks, im turning japanese

[deradmiral]

does anyone know why this song wasn't on the jackass the movie soundtrack? i think it was featured in the night pandas scene...

[dumo4life]

i no it was wasnt?

[gymnlis11]

omg i love this song even though im full on white lol i think japanese people are great and they teach americans many great things!!!!!!!! thanks japan!!!

[robertwetton]

I'd love to move to Japan for a couple of years. would like to learn the language. japanese has to be one of the best sounding languages :D and japanese writing is pritty sick too.

[smitehz]

Japanese women are so awesome.

[simensoe]

cool song ;D

[yasmine59]

think?? i know i am lolz

mi loving it 2 XDDD

[XxIceCreamKissesxX]

love this song !!! <3

[myguc1111]

W-0-W coments crazy but nice pice i agree with lokeylokeystudios

[NASTY138]

The song isn't about getting high or masturbating, you morons. David Fenton even went on record to say "The words Turning Japanese popped in my head one morning and I viewed it as a love song." I heard in an interview that he did for VH1 years ago that the song was about a break up, and after losing someone you don't feel like yourself. You feel foreign. Hence, turning Japanese.

[19jayfuz91]

i think i saw that...didnt he say and what do you do when your alone and u miss someone

???? or was that someone else quoteing him

[NASTY138]

It may have been someone else, since Fenton normally goes out of his way to say it's not about masturbation.

[hilariousgal]

It's a great song but with bad pictures

[trankuss]

buenisima

tar tara tata ta ta taaa (intro)

[mackfeck]

couldnt be arsed to look for my cd, but had the urge to listen to it. one of the best from the punk era i think

[ConradZaar]

What is a cyclone ranger anyway?

[LokeyLokeyStudios]

nice pics

[nascar36mnm]

I thought the song was about a guy in prison, good CD the best song is 60 second interval.

[Daggroth]

Yea, All this about wanting to kiss you when no one else around is SO MUCH ABOUT SMOKING WEED.

[tellegett]

this song is about getting high...not about masterbation....turning japanese...you know how your eyes are like tiny slits...

[hilariousgal]

this song is stellar :)

[Lucas00dk]

Nice song, shitty video

[sullster2]

shhit video

[pjsbulldog67]

nice

[yarin8]

great

[NintendosAdvocate1]

I love this song but I alway's wondered exactly what it was about?

[GbrsHalo]

masterbation

[NintendosAdvocate1]

Why does everyone keep saying this song is about masturbation? I've listened to it over and over and there's no indication of that. And if the meaning of a song is that hard to understand then the song itself is totally pointless. It just sounds cool.

[lawnmowersrideongras]

i think the best version of this song is by peppermint creeps

[wwesouthpark13]

nah that version is gay

[pokefan133]

i think the guy who made this vid only did it for an excuse to see jaapanese soft porno

[AndreBoy316]

is this song really about masturbation , im curious. not joking

[kungFuGirl01]

ive already turned japanese thx

[geraados]

lol

[FFXfan010]

man i wanna go to Tokyo, Japan they have the greatest stuff over from technology - anime and i luv japanese!!! i think i might be turning japanese myself...i know how to sing japanese but if i needto go there i really need to learn how to speak it 0.0^w^

[waster125]

Japanese are hate white people. Bunch of racist pricks over there.

[Chicken10843]

No they don't hate whites in japan. In fact we where there and my friend who is American was very popular.

[sameryoder]

wow. ever been to japan?

or are you just retarded?

[edsrch3d]

i want to go to japan, and i wont even send a postcard

[gamerdudeonroblox]

I wanna go to Japan so badly to see Tokusou!! X'(

[Bobban]

ah.. has oingo boingo made an cover of this song?

[wwesouthpark13]

if i ever go to japan im gna sing this song lol

[alekzanda]

im just comenting cus u told me to do it peace out yall

[stickybattery94]

no its about fuckin masterbation not some gay ass guy in jail

[xxFallen]

its not about masturbation. it just came to the lead singer one day and when he wrote it he was writing it as a love song. they constantly deny the song being about masturbation...

[nineteenthspark]

i like this song is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gothiclarxene1]

lol

[sublime1127s]

:DDDD

[grubergolf]

funny song just funny

[ghostofnothing123]

i think this isnt about sexual stuff its about a guy in jail with a picture of a girl that he misses cuz he talks about her writing she loves him like on a letter to him in jail and hes talking about a cell and not knowing the people there and staring cuz theres nothing else to do in jail...and no sex, drugs, wine or woman cuz u cant have that stuff in there..

[TheKlawwGang]

riiiiiiiiiiight

[Deathx113]

hahahha awesomE!!! =D

[sherwinkole]

weeeeeeeeeeee

[muchbetathenu]

rockidge song

[wolfster76]

ace song but could anybody explain what it means,im stumped

[urmomtube]

I think I am turning American!

lol!

[QuietSniffle08]

This song is so cool man!! :D

[OXENTEp]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[OXENTEp]

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[builderbob58]

This song has a beat that Timbaland would be proud of.

[ULTIMATEKYOGRE]

I lol when I listen to this and think about weeaboos

[sabbathtage25]

that chick at 1:57 is smokin!!

[kicica13212]

this is like my favorite 80s song

its so fasttt

[JACKTHEREPAER]

lol funny pic and funny songe

[XBillaBONG5670]

i love this song

[Remn321]

loved it its the song of my life

[joninkinma]

yes...he unic thing i dont like about japanese girls are that i think they are not very player...you know wath im talking about...they are like levely,and i dont like lovely girls,i prefer wild girls!!!wild!!make me play!!make me pain!!! - gordomaster

I wish I knew what you were saying but I never learned that particular dialect of Moon language.

[Crankee78]

"I like Japanese girls and so will you." (Agent Smith copies over you) "I do."

[artoo20]

I'm Japanese and enjoyed your moon language Xp

[blackpixiedust2008]

i love this song!!!! it's one of my favorite songs of all time!

[bgordon2369]

i didn't get it at first

he's in jail("no sex no drugs no wine no women...everyone around me is a total stranger"), looking at a picture and ... well... you know

good song though, its like a cross between the Ramones and the Cars

[garaapje]

more the ramones if you ask me....

good band either, the ramones!!

[mgim400]

no way! ew

[mgim400]

why is is turning japanese a masturbation thing...i don't get it someone explain.

[JACKTHEREPAER]

sweet ^_^

[i0nPuNk182]

i'm tuning japanese!