Crab Orchard Kentucky Travel Commercial

[comanderfritz]

time has literally stopped, you can say that again...

[SeashellsSells]

I lived and grew u in this city it actualy wondewrful i sware

[SeashellsSells]

@SeashellsSells i sware



[damocles943]

If you're gonna live in Crab Orchard, you should die there too. lol



[dory423]

please for the love of all that is good, do not think every town in Kentucky is like good ole Crab Orchard. -_-

[TheFreedomtrain4449]

yes an unflyable attack helicopter will save u from invading people

[milkwad]

lmao that wasn't a slam dunk

[UTubeKEYGEN]

The narrator sounds like a queer.

[opiumthoughts]

wtf its like a children of the corn movie.

[cubensiseater]

this voice sucks

[Cervy18]

lmao the old guy at the end was full of win

[matter0ni]

holys hit this video is creepy

[aquaphone]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[revenge2269]

this commercial brought a lot of attention to the toilet bowl of hick states. i thank you for this

[tonyk1097]

I'm so going to Crab Orchard for vacation, can't wait to see the chopper!

[tonyk1097]

I'm so going to Crab Orchard for vacation!

[pretoclan]

what a crap!

[ShortyMJF]

Sounds like Bruce from family guy, "oh hey!" "Definitely need a breath freshener. Oooh buts thats going to give me 11 items...no no no rules is rules .... lets see what I wanna put back. ok i need the wrenalds wrap and the bathroom tissue I can due without the triscuits but they sure are good. 7up is the whole reason I cam down here in the first place."

[tavisworld07]

still a better place than any of the nigger mud huts in Africa which by the way you niggers should be gettin back to right about now amirite?!?!?!

[DRFTBling711]

@tavisworld07 you sound like someone who has no more than 3 original teeth left in their mouth

[tavisworld07]

@DRFTBling711 Do not mistake nigger hating for poor oral hygiene my teeth are excellent thank you.

[EtsiAni]

@tavisworld07 Just how stupid are you? Willing to bet your as smart as a dumbass!

[Endlessx87]

i cant believe theres a black kid in Crab Orchard!!!! WHAT THE FACK?! 4:15

[IArePhluffhead]

i CAN believe he's playing basketball

[Endlessx87]

@IArePhluffhead Thats actually my little cousin. .. . .. .

What are you trying to say ? That all black people play basketball??....

[mmendel46]

LOL

[hunks06]

this is a nice rip off of the titusville video

[Abeisababe]

is this a joke?

[rbx22]

so many losers at one place wow

the best thing about this is each of them thinking their the sht and their smart and peacefull or something ... put that fat loser from 3:19 anywhere else in the world he would massacre a school and kill himself too or he´d end up being a kid raper LOLOL some places in america are really FUCKED UP literally !

[megamonster5]

Sounds like Kenneth the page from 30 Rock

[Michigan1985]

I'm sure small towns in the south have their appeal to some people. All I know is that I'd probably end up killing myself if I was born and raised down there.

[bigsmatchy]

crab orchard makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.. kind of like those last few moments you're still conscious after you shoot yourself in the head. 

[lucusade369]

0.51 your not kidding anyone faggot, we know you cant read

[actionkeith63]

too many black people

[wultdat]

Someone was really bored.. lol

[pkrshrk]

whats with the little boys obsession with the fucking inanimate objects???

[bpactriple7]

"Some cities would build a park, fix sidewalks or install new recreational activities for the town. But here in Crab Orchard, we bought a helicopter" !!!YES!!!

[grandolddrummer]

0:35 Things is lookin' shady for the Aqua Teens.

[ActiasLinnaeus]

@grandolddrummer Hahahahahahahhaha!!!! Your comment made my day!

[mohitno13]

@ActiasLinnaeus  waht did @grandolddrummer say ???

[Daemonheart]

Yeah...this is the kinda place where you join the military and leave the second you come of age. That kid they showed is probably the only person under 50 in the town.

[jaysforlife]

Is this the gay guy from family guy?

[oldschoolrulz]

WTF @ 1:30

[crazygnome67]

@oldschoolrulz you didn't see the hole in that tree?

[oldschoolrulz]

@crazygnome67 LOL

[doksekko]

Reading these comments make me sad. How could anybody possibly watch this and not see it's supposed to be a joke. I would kill myself if I was that void of any sort of rational thought.

[funkerjunkie]

clearly this video was one last desperate attempt to get people to move there. thank god i saw this. i'll make sure to drive around or avoid this place at all costs. looks like crap

[funkerjunkie]

lmao at this shit town. lol

[nightagent]

i'm sad... mankind is moving backwards.

[WorgPups]

oh yea please tell me that this video was a joke and not real...somebody...any body...

[WorgPups]

so the town has fat chicks, no blacks or Mexicans...ya i am not going to move there. i dont want to get lynched

[tavisworld07]

@WorgPups on the plus side the lack of blacks and mexicans means alot less crime and money freed up from lack of "people" on welfare

[WorgPups]

@tavisworld07 i didnt see anything worth stealing,either items or cute white chicks.

[cornholefucker]

ah gay rednecks, they are a special breed

[Trolltergeist]

In this video there are neither crabs nor orchards.

[heister33]

is this for real?

[aaron71]

was this a joke for someone who wishes they didn't live there? 24 hour yard sales? junkies? tree huggers? wtf is going on???

[mercenarygary]

no women? fuck it

[Kz3r0]

Feel like i'm being lured into a trap set by Buffalo Bill. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT DOESN'T GET INTO THE SMOKING GUN SOCIAL CLUB!

[qi0n]

if your gonna live in crab orchard you should die here too

[DixieRebel]

Is that Forrest Gump I hear?

[MrPhuckjew]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[monstermovieman]

Crab Orchard sorry!

[monstermovieman]

Great video! looks like my kind of dream town! Crabtree aint nothin goin on! I live in North Las vegas NV and it's scary here!!!!! whats the population of Crabtree?

[EtsiAni]

Are you serious?? Come on......really? I'm from here and yes this sums it up. Full Or Shit!!!Oh, "at reasonable rate". lmao

[mermaidman1991]

0:34 = the biggest aqua teen hunger force rip-off ever

[bpactriple7]

@mermaidman1991

I'm pretty sure that diner was there about 60 years before ATHF came out! lol

[ulischreiber]

Polygamists!

[DonDamino]

hahahaha fucking idiots, your town sucks. that was not a slam dunk either

[kyminta19]

@DonDamino thats the best they can do down there

[djmdeg]

have to do something like that for my hometown

[yourmom1993]

we bought a helicopter

[bxbomber6969]

you should die here too lololol

[bigkitten]

I can think of a hundred worse places to live than this place, right off the top of my head. Really, it seems no worse than many places I've seen, when visiting the States.

[Kaddystyle]

YOU MUTHA FUCKA'S GOT BAMBI?! OH YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I'LL BE THERE!

[LDB37]

" of course we know that obesity is on the rise" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH way to go crab orchard!!!!! keep encouraging it by making things accessible to the fattys!! . fuck the USA is full of entertainment . ENTENSITY OWNED!!!!

[outcomes13]

i live here it kinda sucks but not all the time

[kevcan27]

This is the worst town ever.

[Norwayfoeshoe]

is there no non-fat people there?

[blueshirtbaby07]

you forgot to talk about excelent dirt for growing weed in that wonderful town

[ChrisPetrey87]

HAHAHHAHA 1310 monster got it right! where are they? my uncle should be around there somewhere looking for a whore! lol once that new road gets build crab orchard will be forgotten. its just a big crap hole....but its better where I live, HAHA james is funny!

[TheDollhouseMuseum]

Crab Orchard is a darling town!--The Great American Dollhouse Museum in Danville

[weeknightingale]

Would be great if you make another video about Crab Orchard! You have a wonderful sense of satire by the way. Any buildings that were around 150 years ago? I love historic places. :)

[xxbeastcod5xx]

im so gonna visit there i live in louisville

[weeknightingale]

Great video!

...if I don't make haste, I shall have to go back through the looking-glass...back into the old room-and there'd be an end of all my adventures!

Sending my 'curiouser & curiouser' thoughts through the looking-glass.

Karolyn

[revn57chevy]

lol your a faggot

[1310monster]

You missed all the whores and dopeheads!

[rhondab7399]

LMAO.. I am such a proud citizen of this community.

[wscomb0]

The video left out the little known fact that it is merely minutes from Dogwalk.

[AmazingAaronTV]

Oh man! I can't believe I left that out! :)

[Zachcord]

@wscomb0 Wtf is dogwalk?

[ChristianDavidson]

AMISH!

[pbstare59]

lolz

[icytowergames]

wow

[dara197]

Brilliant!!

[BuckshotFX4]

I LIVE HERE!

[awesomeinctv]

I put the audio to this video on my iPod to help me to go to sleep, that soothing voice is amazing.

Also the video is hilariously funny!

[xxDipSetKiidxx]

how u put the audio on ur pod?

[adamruddockshrek]

this just make me want to go here thanks ;-)

[kyminta19]

My fav video by far