Russian Speech Interuption

[TheJEDlikes]

I guess you could say the owner of that cockter...

*sunglasses*

Was cockblocked.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­AAAAAAAAH!

[TheGhostfreak212]

@TheJEDlikes Stoler :3

[TheJEDlikes]

@TheGhostfreak212 Sorry im not familiar with the word Stoler.

[TheGhostfreak212]

@TheJEDlikes Because i seen this comment before

[Mrkamikazeify]

who ever made that should be hired by NASA

[SupaMarioX]

I'm confused why this video isn't viral.

[Whinestee]

пиздец хахаха!

[BCareyUSAF]

ENEMY RC XD INCOMING

[metroidprime4]

As soon as you hear that "zzzzzzzz" sound, you know it's all over.

[2Young2Gun]

He sure "Handled" that well.

[druid80lvl]

omg I lold so hard

[MyakuX9]

This guy's entire career might have been ended by that flying dick.

I suspect this to be the work of a clever politician

[2tooful]

in russia dick fuck you in the ass

[PipoBones]

In Soviet Russia, Dick Copter smack you!!! xD

[0roekeltje0]

Genius XD This only happens in Russian my Comrades ;)

[CalicoatMaker]

@AntonioQuijano He couldnt tie his shoes or balance a checkbook. Einstein was a plagiarist, too. e=mc2 was written in a 1878 math book.

WHats your point? You talk about a "smarter guy", who isnt you, to show someone else is "dumb"?

You're a fucking moron, antonio.

[PhiloBalini]

Heli-cock-ter

[crazykungfumaniac]

penis copter going down! EJA-CULATE!!! EJA-CULATE!!!!

[junkietomato]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA COCK BLOCKS YOU!

[ELREndLondonRule]

Cockblocked.

[agb12369]

Ебать Америке!



[floiyd55]

Crazy stuff happens in russia

[jmantra623]

ROFLCOPTER!!!!

[WeirdoWithABeirdo84]

That's Mr. Kasparov, one of Russia's opposition party leaders and a brilliant person.

[HomoCallidus]

@WeirdoWithABeirdo84 brilliant person? lol you know him personally?

[GMPEPE]

@WeirdoWithABeirdo84 and that was a flying cock

[theicychameleon]

I want a peniscopter!

[JumbaGumba]

@theicychameleon You would wouldnt you :D

[SparkiegoesHuzzah]

Oh man... cock blocked. D:

[MrMistery101]

We shall attack when they have their guards down!!!!

[gippi86]

ahah that was funny

[watzerface1]

Who knows where penis has been!!! lol

[Trialpeligro]

El picóptero !

[xo8jumbalaya8ox]

Lol that clothsline to the cock chopper was so badass!

[Makakaov]

He wanted to give a 5 to peniscopter pilots.

[IcyLime20]

Major cockslap action.

[paulidirac]

The "Russian guy" giving the speech is the great Garry Kasparov.

[slabangen]

I own a RC Helicopter, I'm considering a small modify to it...

[shadowlvr64]

I love how that lady just follows it after it falls xD

[Daski69]

ajajajajajjajajaj

does anyone know the story behind this?

[Three3turn]

Peniscopter....going down. Mayday! Mayday!

[killer2611]

thats exactly what the little men inside were saying... if you know what i mean

[philty619]

he smacked that cock like a pro

[bauerctu4]

HAHAHAHAH SO TRUE!

[Koroush51]

@philty619 He must do alot of that stuff.

[johnsumners]

It would be nice to know what he said after all that.

[TomWDemarco]

It was something along the lines of "ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Vladamir Putin".

[conijoo]

there's a subtitled video around.

[Louie92805]

lol ha ha ha

[CaveofTwoLovers]

the last thing i would have guessed to interrupt him were 19 squirrel pies farting rainbows shitting icecream eating a cow while chasing 3 white doves.

nice to see the guards actually reacted when something happens straight away instead of leaving george bush to dodge the shoes. hehehe

[Sikophant]

wud have been better if that shoe hit bush in the face and knocked him the fuck-out!

[nyengster]

the guy who knock it down. look like " yeah im really a bad ass" :P

[XblisterXexistX]

look up in the sky!!!! its superman!!! not its a bat man!!! noo it sa flying cock!

[XblisterXexistX]

lol that guy loves slammin cocks

[ritualisticdotorg]

SUCK OFF THE CHOPPER!!! NAOW!!!!

[capath]

love the arnold reference lol

[ritualisticdotorg]

roflcockter

[nomorerocketships]

the guy speaking should have picked it up and had his picture taken with it

[Callick]

the old guys look like they want to laugh. but cannot.

[szilviangel]

Can someone pls translate what did the guy say after the big cock shock

[ConnDar]

The last thing that I expected was for Stalin to pop out of his grave and strangle the guy, then remake the USSR, ally with Zombie Hitler and Zomie Mussolini, use a strange vampire ritual to bring Genghis Khan back to life, learn the secrets of conquering the world from him then conquer the world.

[kisaa]

all while riding in the roflcockter.

[iowawarlock]

It's a Helicockter!!!

[Mjbrooks194]

Lol everyone's laughing and clapping.

[kyle730]

Now where the hell could I find one of those?

[DethiusWoW]

lol suck on that russia

[poohenya]

woot!!

[live4him4eva]

LOL

[flectz]

spy sappin mah cock!

[b00mehang]

Its a transformer!!!!!ROFL

[SabbathPhantom]

I would think it's a distraction.

[RedlineGTSR]

HAHAHA the photographer in front is sooo loving his job

[slaypt]

THAT CHOPPER IS A SPY!!

[Terabyte]

can we get a translation on this?

[boracaydive]

cock chopper

[C0DZ0R]

roflcopter

[juggernaut140]

DONGCOPTER

[seanconneryyayay]

the body guard pulls a falcon chop

[Rahfzerz]

RUSKIE BROKE MAH COPTAH! D:

[ChuChuNeko]

MEDIC!

[Rahfzerz]

THAT WANGCOPTER'S A SPY!

[FoShaiZa69]

GENTLEMEN

[warcrime53]

THE COPTAH IS A SPY!!!!!!!!

[wizzzer1337]

i see, might be a Georgian innovation in UAVs. UA-Ps. unmanned (virtually) aerial penis.

[Fweezle1]

He smacked that wang copter right out of the air!

[AunShova]

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI.

[Infernlmagician]

Best comment ever. XD

[Darkraivyn]

Need subtitles

[boamuro]

What was the speech about and what did he say afterwards to receive an applause?

Check out those body guards react when they first notice the helicopter; that one guy was pissed and smacked the hell out of it.

[davidka1]

He was talking about politics. Basically he said that they are going to address politics today. He then paraphrased himself a few times. that's more or less the whole speech that was shown... >.>

[rabbitjoker]

The "guy" is Garry Kasparov.

[TerrorWatcher]

Seriously, make a dickcopter with a hose connected to a small bag of evaporated milk. Then spray it all over the victim

[crazyguy199096]

Deep Blue has his revenge!

[fapnoob]

that was so damn random

[Davinchea]

Lol it's a penis.

[mhrobson]

This doesn't scare me one bit. The United States has had this technology for years.

[Barmicash]

Okay, that's probably the funniest thing I've seen all year!

That poor guy's only gonna be known in America as the guy that was interrupted by a flying dick.

XD

[shortarabguy]

In all fairness, going into politics in Russia was, and to a degree still is, incredibly dangerous. Politicians in the US get secret service agents to protect them if there's a threat, but a serious attempt on a politician's life is relatively unprecedented. Seeing something hovering slowly and precariously toward him while he was giving his speech would, no doubt, send chills down his back.

[barcode1000101]

Oh come on. It's a flying dick.

Let's just celebrate the hovercock and leave politics out of it.

[arcanusevaristus]

what does gary say after that incident, that everyone starts clapping?

unless it's something related, i have to subtract some points from gary for not laughing at that, i mean come on...

[barcode1000101]

I think he says something like "Thank you for showing us the level of political debate to expect from our opponents"

It looked for a moment like he was trying to stifle a laugh.

[SeaFire7]

I bet it ejaculates polonium

[Jayanit]

Bloody Brilliant!!!!

[GMIncorperated]

attack of the show

[valiumsummer]

What I want to know is... why are all of you searching youtube for videos with the tags "penis and copter". Hmmm?

[Grandy12]

Why are you not?

[gillstu]

because people told me about it....

[Sunyaku]

Yes, this was Gary Kasparov. Look for "Grandmaster Flashed" on Wired news for additional info. :-)

[Hammerman24]

000:39=Russian cock block :D

[wolfmandan72]

the first thing I thought was, that guy on the left is gay. Sure enough the first thing he tryed to do was grab the penis copter.

[valiumsummer]

Wolf... man... Your comment is as funny as the video itself... and its a freak'n funny video. Well done sir you brought tears to my eyes. I'm still laughing as I write this.

[AutumnLeaves86]

Hahahahaha, good one

[Possanzini]

ahah :-D. Awsome!

[Aardvarked88]

Can anyone who speaks russian translate what the guy was saying at the end?

[moosechka]

Gary is talking about open political discussion and respecting political opponents. After the helicopter is knocked down, he says they should be "thankful" to witness the kind of discussion the government wants to have ("the bulk of their ideas is below the waist"). Then someone in the crowd shouts out,

"The government has shown its true face!", to which Kasparov replies,"Well, if we can call it a face....Obviously, the demographic situation doesn't allow the Kremlin bosses to sleep well"

[Aardvarked88]

Thanks :)

[cortezawwris]

So we want a western serving scum like gary who cares about american corporations and not Russia. Does in english like vile rat, you disgust me american

.

[kentamitchell]

Perhaps Mr. Kasperov is smart enough to recognize that American corporations and investment can do a great deal to promote prosperity in both Russia and America. That is one of the most terrible lagecies of communism- to promote the view that economics is a zero-sum game.

[cortezawwris]

Or he a petty criminal who wish rob and plunder like the criminals who were kicked out

( now protected in american and Israel )

and force are oil under american control.

Which is the reason american supported terroist in southern russia. Ya Russia is fastest growing economy with zero debt. Are oil company is fourth place as largest corporation in the world will be top in few years. While american economy is falling and has trillions of dollars with of debt and will turn into Mexico in 20 years.

[kentamitchell]

Americans supported terrorists in S. Russia? I'm very sorry to learn that you believe. In America, everyone I knew was appalled by the school attack. I think America and Russia share a common enemy.

America's debt is a very real problem, but turning into Mexico in 20 years? Thank you for a *very* good laugh. Not in 20 years. Not in 200 years.

[cortezawwris]

I am sorry to learn of the brainwashed ignorance american seem to receive. Everyone else's in worlds knows of your nation support for radical terroism since the 80s in Afghanistan . Or the terroist training camps in turkey you CIA funded and supported. While turkeys who protest agianst this are murder including my best friend. Or the radical Muslim terroist in Albania who murder and bomb Serbs even in church. Or the Armenia genocide by trained CIA gray wolves. Only american would bomb a church.

[Rocketman1670]

If some turks murdered your best friend then I don't see how you can make an objective argument. In the past America has taken drastic measures to "try to help" establish pro western goverments. America didn't know terrorism until relatively recently and now we're a little bit more world-wise. Our foreign policy is changing, albeit too slowly. Russia and America would make good allies if we could cooperate like we should be. And everyone bombs churches in war. The Serbs committed genocide.

[Rocketman1670]

Eh, I tried to put up a cyrillic translation but the characters ran way over and it was a lot of gibberish.

[aurocker49]

TL;DR

[Rocketman1670]

Rofl

[cortezawwris]

But don't worry your government and CIA will answer god for your sins agianst humanity. The genocides and terroist you support. Your radical puppets, Turkey, Israel, Saudi Arabia Albania, Protestants. We do not share common enemy when government and CIA is responsible for horrible crimes agianst humanity. Only monsters would bomb a church and support people who do so. I Will never bow down and allow harm my home or my brothers and sisters( Serbia,Greece, Armenia,Syria,Kurds, Iran, and Vietnam).

[juggernaut140]

Are you really trying to discuss this on a video about a dildo transformed into a helicopter?

[KillerKap]

Isn't that Garry Kasparov...

[Sidthecrow]

Yes

[LuckyPagoda]

I like how exactly one half of the room is incredibly uncomfortable and the other half is mortified.

[sedrissw]

haha. pure win

[neilious01]

what a cock block

[krazypyrokidd]

This is fantastic. Great prank. You know, to do this in a High School would be absolutley priceless! Where can you buy one of these??!

[supergaytimes]

Penis copter?! I wish the pilot kept it out of reach of the young guy. It would have been hilarious to see him jumping for it.