What Kind of Asian are YOU?

[WontonNewdoL]

filipino- chinese. 

[filipinotalaga]

I'm Filipino and that vid was kinda asking....what kind of Chinese are you? ....not what Asian are you -_-

[Razagul319]

@filipinotalaga like theres a difference...

[rock2honor]

From tumblr? Like ;]

[jwilkie92]

20 bucks says these girls will be working in a nail salon in a few more years.

[kyokosohma1989]

i like how she said to pick up their mess when the wole house is trashed

[whiteknight1470]

im a rice rocket and gangsta fob combined

[whiteknight1470]

im a rice rocket

[dmorgan0628]

I take it South Koreans would never make fun of themselves like this or mainland Japs, just wondering?

[unixjpn]

@dmorgan0628

You are right, Only American born asians do stuff like this. asians in the USA are out casted from their very own kind from mother homeland.

[Able24h]

@unixjpn Very own kind? Mother homeland? Look it's the exact same for white people. My dad was born in Norway the rest of my family very Nordic. You look at those communities in Minnesotta you will see hardly anyone speaks Norwegian or Swedish and we have hardly any traditions survive. Yet there is this notion of "White washing" in the asian community that makes no sense. This happens to everyone. I don't think of Norway as a motherland? Why can you not think of yourself as American?

[lmodema]

@unixjpn

this happened to the anglos and caucasins and caucasoids in the USA as well. this happens with the ethnic cultures are lost or forgotten and not taught by their breeders or self learnt. WESTERN social personalities "can be" destructive. Their are many ways to outsource the so called stress

[history00maker]

lol kinda random but funny =D

[Filipinos4Islanders]

Seems more like "What kind of Chinese" are u rather than Asian.

[prithy]

Its funny, I admit, But I dont think its ever a good thing to promote any stereotypes, playing off of them like you did here was ok tho.

[mnkystyle]

guys in drag is just wrong

[g1legend4ever]

this is a waste of my life!!

[cathynguyen9732]

im viet

[martyandtuandinh]

SOMEONE HAS TO TELL ME SONG AT 1:36!!!!!!!!!!!!

[logsandswirls]

your boobs are crooked

[donfulcher1]

That was funny. Thank you for the great laugh.

[asiandramaanimeluver]

im TAB

[asensosaz]

hey am like 45% chinese

n 55% spanish

but does the 45% makes me a chinese?

[theworldsalight]

@asensosaz if you have slit eyes then yes

[asensosaz]

@theworldsalight

i kinda have those

[FruityLoopsas]

@asensosaz YOu are chispanish, or maybe spacheese :D That means mixed :)

[asensosaz]

@FruityLoopsas

then am chinese

[melijooo]

@asensosaz para mi q si te hace ser chino :)

[Mistercharming]

LOL! I love this. My friend Stacey Ho, told me all about these catagories. I wish we (blackpeople) would make one of these. That would be as hilarious.

[TheCanadian604]

half white half asian badass mother fucker...thats right...hybrids rule the world.

[tristanauspride]

what about indians and persians etc.

[treasonwarrior]

twinkie pride!

[uzijael]

What is the song during Rice Bois?

[ZacEfronIsATeletubby]

LOL

Kuai dian zai fu xi! :P

[MizzAznAngel]

lol

i think im a tab asian

(:

[Tomahawk2408]

im pretty much a FOB xd

[markmh835]

5 stars... very funny. TAB guys was a riot! Kudos to him.

[amyb46y]

fobsta 4 lyfe muthasuckaaaaaaaa

[khmaigal]

OUOUOUOUOU

i am the gangsta fob

[TheMidnightBell07]

Hey, I'm guessing Thai. There is no Kim Chee on the table so you aren't Korean or you aren't being very nice tou you're view audience. ok I'm hungry I just want some hot and spicy chicken , so kim chee, a gimbob roll (no meat) That's all I'm saying. Just a little down home food for your girl over here.

[Garvost]

Ha ha!!! Good video!

[khmershawtie]

lol @ da sword!!!

[violincellista]

lol. This is pretty awesome. TAB.

[rkmugen]

Pride of any kind is kind of overrated. Actually I think it's a little stupid.

To be proud of a group, you'd have to fit a certain mold (if you aren't already). Then you're sort of "locked-in" by everyone in the group, effectively prevented from exploring other cultures to satisfy your own curiosity..... because it'd make you look likes such a traitor to your own culture.

I think it's better to keep everything on an individual level and to give others the respect you want in return. Simple.

[gorosujap]

lol

[Smackdaddyt]

That was too funny......thanks.

[cellomistress]

dude what songs do you use??

they're awesomee

[rea0007]

what's this stupid suckz??!!!!

[partyxbarbie]

LMAO 3:05 she pulls out the sword!

xD

i replayed that so many times.

[MonokoroBooz]

The Sword!!! XD!

[Bioloser]

DIM SUM GIRRRRRL.

lol.

[kalashinakov]

wrong car...get a camry/civic

[jellibag]

GO ALL FILIPINOS!!!

[greenpalaka]

hollaback!

[yamborghini3]

LOL ur talkinging in mando, talk in canto and it'll be better. Didn't get the rest.

[tednguyen]

hope your not one of those asian sluts with fat loser whites....niggers or beaners..asian pride

[h3lloangi3]

wat is a dim sum girl? lol'

i love that part the best and the song is so funny and catchy :D

[anonymousbangali]

der peng!!!

[LightYagamii]

hahaha LOLLL

nice vid

[asianHARO]

Notorious M.S.G. - dim sum girl 1:36 sickk song ^^

[wutis4ever]

That man has girly curves!

[carson032000]

wow, I never see a 99 or 96 on any of my stupid tests ever in my life.

[thesnowmuffin]

what are the names of the songs?

[damnarse]

I don't fit into any of these types, anymore. Seen it...been there...done that. I was a FOB 30 years ago...a rice boy 25 years ago with a rice rocket...a twinkie 20 years ago. Now, I'm a father and work at Fortune 500 company, and I hate most people from all ethnicities and nationalities. When you guys seen as much as I've had, you don't give a shit anymore. If I had a choice, I'd nuke the planet because humans don't deserve to live on Earth. Period!

[spycspider]

simply. awesome.

[stonetower18]

You don't deserve to live either, so I guess that includes you.

[kevin0815]

those were some cute gangstas...especially the one in the red and white cap

[ompfafa]

omg what's the song

[xilentz]

"twinkie" means a doragatory term; yellow outside but white inside usually appointed to white washed asians

[raigami]

lol, dont forget bananas and panda express!

[grizzlisDB23]

lol anything over 75 is good

[capuchin87]

i have never heard the term twinkie before...what does it mean?

[TheChaotician]

I fucking hate twinkies.

[viettpridebabyy]

i'm trendy& viett.

but i'm not a bitch.

and i'm a definite GANGSTAA(:

hahahahahhh

[brokenheartboy]

LOL such a fob rap song!

[shottasballin]

hopefully not the one that goes around beheading ppl, u sick mutha fuckers

[rizel6555]

1:30 is funny..

[Jtown904]

i like thu girl in thu white

[HanDynasty08]

FOB depicts someone who is illiterate in the local language(English) and get lost in many situations; studying hard doesn't necessarily mean that.

[PiNEAPPiE]

ROFLMAO!!!! the last part.. LMAO . hilarious.. LOL

[STEPHANIEEVUE]

Haha !

i love it :) nice job.

[Kymony]

LOL the more this video progressed the funnier it got lol

[KoreaDarling]

Omg Big B you ok? ....-Take wallet&run-..Wait.. Sunglasses. ;D

[HHdudette12]

hey.... 96 n 99 is good..... wat da hell?

[beBOLD22]

lols . asians think only 100s r the best . im asian && my mom would kill me if i get lower than an A .

[agelgracyah]

exactly, they'd hit me if i get an 85 XP

imagine getting a 0 or failing XP

[PatriotsPride12]

even if do get a 100 they dnt give you shit most of he time

[saskurauchiruno]

loll A is only acceptable...if you get 100 your mom won't yell XD

[dusomeproductions]

haha funny stuff

check out Asian Real World for more type of asians

[Anim3xmOoNligHtz]

ROFL THATS OS FUNNNYYY haha lmaoo!!

[linhny1011]

ahahahaahahahahah XD!!!!! soooo kewl x3

[rexchu87]

lol.Brown CSA!!

[Darkseer122]

LOL!! this is hilarious.

[easozho]

lol,nice video. i think i am related to the first part of the video.... typical chinese family XD

and i dont need subtitles, lol

[OCblondie]

HAHAHAHA OMG that was great! I knew all those songs except the white one lol

[asianliciousonline]

FUNNY!

I think you forgot import model girl... LOL

[HckyFan0001]

WTF where did the sword come form!?!?

[zamrok73]

@HckyFan0001 we're asian, it can come from anywhere

[swiftkillz]

funny

[iynnoji]

Should add some squatters hahah. Ah, good times.

[SasukeKhurram]

LOL random, weird, but meh, nice xD

[christamiebabyxd]

ahaha funny!

fobs lol.

[asiankiddez2mang]

this is stupid

[menyu]

haha, i love it, great video

[igaryy]

you guys are retarded

how the hell is a mazada 3/6 a rice rocket moron ?

[Dandy4]

This is the most offensive and racist video i have ever seen. Keep up the good work

[Cyndane]

lol the Tab had the longest segment in the whole vid XD

[hahah16]

hahah

I kinda liked the sawng you guys played for the TAB..xPP

[dude424]

hahaha i love it! go MSG!...wats the name of the first song?the fob song

[watch4theDROP]

lolz i always wondered where i stood on this.

i still dunno

why dont you guys tell me.

all pictures and videos on my channel show me.

tell me what i am =]

[OhSoTiffcal]

ROFL!!!!

[garyu]

dim sum girl " is so funny lol

[01134hello]

this video is a complete exagaration view of asians

[hkapple888]

i AM FAINTING!!!!!

[raykaielle]

HILARIOUS! Love it! But where do I fit in? =(

I guess I'm a twinkie.

[manali7120]

haha.....

[NXFr3ak]

rofl nice nice

[piinaaybebe]

lol

[SexiiBiitch16]

Dim sum girl....

Crossdressing

LOL

[leotheskata1]

lmaooo

[SugarySoul]

LOL.

[anonymousone]

LOL THE ENDING!

[Pwntage]

lol, the sword

[cch79124]

hahaha tht TAB was hella funni he couldnt walk on heels propr hahaha

[mrafg123456]

llols

[jelloxkitty]

haha this is funny. but yeah i don't rly think it's bad to be a "twinkie" ;]

[NeoShinobi]

Yellow outside and white inside. Get it? Twinkles are sell outs most of the time.

I don't know much about TABs and Rice boys are everywhere.

Gangsta Fobz are annoying and just don't bother them. They often speak chinese to each other.

[gunzdiealone]

hey what was that white song?like the one where the white guy was rapping and he was at a tennis court.if any of you guys know comment my page and tell meh.i thought it was funny haha

[drktigger]

hey hey it's ok to be a fob

that's what I think..but you don't have to make all asians look like shit, dumbass piece of shit..

[ryuuichi001]

ROFL that dim sum girl song was the BEST! xD

[Statement45]

lmao, satire = funny :D and for all those that posted negative remarks, they should realise there are different 'types' in every culture; black, european, white, latino, etc; therefore the only 'make us look bad' comments, matters in how you percieve it.

[whatanicecar]

not even close to being a fob

your chinese is bad =P

[dreamcode]

lol jeez people take it so seriously.. anyway funny video xD that gangster girl took a sword out of her pants LOL

[Plokumfup]

haha silly fobs.

[regieb01]

What kind of asian am I? An American-Born Asian who hate's fobs that is.

[crimsonvermilion]

u think u'r so whitewashed. u'r traitor to your own kind. but to whites you're still a chink.

[regieb01]

Sorry, I'm not Chinese.

[fullspeedsilent]

"whites" don't think like asians, dumbass. they'll accept you into their society, accept you as friends, even best friends. but asians never totally accept an outsider. they'll always be classified in a separate class or something if they not asian. asians are most racist on the planet for that reason

[NeoShinobi]

Whites...heh you haven't been around America lately. This video poorly explains the types of Asian in America.

Yeah Asians are most racist on the planet for a very good reason. Nationalism.

Btw, Asian girls don't have much nationalism.

[fullspeedsilent]

it aint about nationalism stupid. women hate women and asian women especially hate white women.

[tougefreak]

Yet, you are a by-product of your fob parents or grand-parents.

[sieuxike]

hmmm that some wise shit.....hmmm never thought of it so most asian ditch out on their parent to be cool?

[Ichig06]

O___O...hahah!!! great job making it. dim sum girl XD

[LBCxxxLCC]

see how chinese are so ashamed of themselves the call them selves fobs..fuckin idiots...i have no respect for northern asians...all respects go to my fellow southeast asians: vietnamese, cambodian, laotian, thai, etc.

[plee1986]

this kind of shit is fucking stupid..it just makes us look bad..who the fuck is posting up these kins of shit..dumbasses

[verocris]

It's called satire. And you cannot even spell correctly

[fobSociety]

if any of u c the f.o.b society gang ur goin to get ur ass kick so bad

[erichau728]

GO BROWN x3

[noblink123]

lol 5 star vid.

[rayden885]

was funny, good video.

[TBZK]

Lmfao XD

[Cyndane]

you should've included the Hoochie Tab and YAPs XD

[shirookami]

which the music of the trendy asian bitch??

[isayhialot222]

hahah hella funny shit pulls out a sword from her pants

[doraroks]

LOL the part when the guy is dressed up like a chick-trendy bitch- was hella funny!! good vid 5 stars!

[syaoranpies]

OMG TAB'S FREAK ME OUT

[candix3]

LOL. nice.

[raydiation123]

Lmao. A bit unrealistic. True gangstaz should be waving baseball bats not just a stick but anyway..Real creative :P

[baon2219]

this is really funny---especially the trendy transexual lol---but the title is misleading--it should be "what kind of CHINESE are you?" since it's made by chinese students and spoken in mandarin lol

[faultatruong]

lol omg rice boiz

[Witchetoise]

X'DDDDDDD <3

[itehmatt]

<33333

[nilnawk]

oh man...

[jetballer2]

Haha u guys are funny