Room 101 - Phil Collins - Part 3, Instruction Manuals

[magicjonny]

Wait, does Paul work for Cadbury's Advertising?

[bellboy64]

Paracetamol. Contains Paracetamol.

Thank god for instructions.

[hippyfriend]

My favourite warning I ever got (not actually on an instruction manual but still) was on a foot-wide frisbee: "May present choking hazard".

How determined are these kids who manage to swallow frisbees?

[t1mel1ne]

how do you know if the stage is level? the drummer isn't dribbling out the corner of his mouth.

[Kotowboy]

Those drums sound nice !!

[bareakon]

*notes down drummer jokes* >.>

[sphereballs]

@bareakon Aw, c'mon! I knew exactly what the jokes were gonna be as soon as he mentioned they were about drummers.

[killarklan]

it read "warning may contain nuts" on a packet of peanuts I bought

[arifreeman]

The castle thing annoys me. Phil Collin's son has too short an attention span to put together a lego castle, and Phil Collin's reckons it's the lego corporation's fault.

How about buying an age appropriate toy, or educating the kid? There's other kids out there for whom putting the castle together is the fun part.

[Jamiee91]

@arifreeman Its not a lego castle, its the stupid garden castle kits that you have to put together, the whole point of lego is the building, what would he do once thats done you dont play with the finished product.

[WolfmanNougat]

Why do I get the feeling somebody should've made youtube poop out of this by now...?

[rennyminou]

Fat...bald...haha!

Phil used to be such a longhair who got high on pot every night before drumming during the "Lamb" tour.

"It's been a long long time..."

[WTP2k]

Just remembered a drummer joke I heard years ago that I couldn't remember last time I watched this ep.

How do you know the stage is level?

The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth

[Cleopatrastomb]

I agree I can never fathom instruction manuals. Love the one for the travel iron, which is bigger than the iron.

[rngrdead]

"you're working for IKEA" lol, brilliant.

This is a pretty good episode.

[WTP2k]

Loved the drummer jokes too. Not that I hadn't heard most of them before.

Also by the looks of things that drum kit they had was set up up for a left handed player. Am guessing it was set up for Phil so he must be a lefty. Never knew that.

[WTP2k]

"I'm a drummer so I have a mental block to manuals".

I completely agree with him on that one

[pw3uk]

Yeah, he lives in Switzerland cos the tight bastard doesn't want to pay his taxes.

[Chikkolle]

Phil Collins is a geinus, a hillarious genius xD

[EnigmaDrath]

The most ridiculous warning I ever got in an instruction manuel was when I purchased a top-of-the-line sports watch and it said, I kid you not:

WARNING: Do not read time while driving, running backwards or mountain climbing.

O_o'

[EnigmaDrath]

ARGH! What was the drum bit that Merton "played"?? I've been sat here for the past five minutes wracking my brains trying to remember it. It's frustrating because I easily recognized it, but can't place it...

[EnigmaDrath]

Oh, never mind. Watching this a second time I FINALLY remembered the beat. It's the closing theme of Eastenders.

...Yeah, kinda sad that I'm sat here on this message board, talking to myself XD

[fidgaf]

@EnigmaDrath I love the drums at the beginning of Eastenders. I can now turn it off by the time I've heard the second beat.

[gingergiblet]

@EnigmaDrath

Fuck you.

[miffygirl14]

@EnigmaDrath i have seen on a box for a steam iron: Please do not iron clothes whilst on body!!!