24 Nerdy Jokes in 2:30 Minutes!

[nytephoenix25]

@OwlCityFan26

yes!! I'm a whovian nerdfighter in the states!!

dr who in Illinois!!

btw luv ur name :)

[NERD9054]

you can write my nme on a calculator too: Eloise :P

[OwlCityFan26]

also, with #2, the sonic doesn't work on wood lol, so the door would have to be metal :P

[TheCookiezPlz]

Sorry, but the ones I hadn't heard already were all bloody terrible. And yes I got them all. Although the last one was pretty good ;)

[797broncosrule797]

its 2.29 seconds haha

[TheSmudgemister]

looool

[OwlCityFan26]

WHOVIAN NERDFIGHTER WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!!!!!! Marry me.

[7h3Master]

@OwlCityFan26 You know, 99% of Whovians have British accents, it is a British show.

[OwlCityFan26]

@7h3Master I know. I just love british accents. :) and it's not quite 99% since there's tons of whovians that I know and I live in Canada, and there's probably more down in the states, etc. but I agree that the majority would.

[Tattas999]

I'm gonna go all dentist on you and point out that canine teeth (as mentioned in joke 3) are almost never removed by dentists due to the abnormally large roots.

[grouch314]

"Baby, i want to treat you like my hemework. I want to slam you on the table and do you all night"

[Horsey0Luver]

Ahahaha. I got #'s 1 2 4 6 7 8 10 11 12 13 16 19 20 23 and 24. A couple of them I couldn't understand though...

[fireheartgames]

Lol I subscribe just because your dressed like the Doctor in this video.

[182akatsuki]

Is it just me that thinks that he looks like the eleventh doctor when he nerds up?

[FilmForceStudio]

What did the electron say to the other electron?

"Are you POSITIVE?" HEHEHEHEHEHEHE....heheheheh...­hehe...heeeeeeeeeh...I need a life...

[valkiery100]

U make nerds look coollll :)

[hbossart28]

you're my new favorite youtuber. <3

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

[plainoutofthisworld]

Bow ties are cool, and you look awesome in one. Great video!

DFTBA.

[BethanyNikisha]

I liked the H2O2 joke

[GenocidalEdge]

I liked the binary joke.

[whitewashedlife]

I know you did this on purpose, but look EXACTLY like Matt Smith... young Matt Smith.

[MasterEryx]

NOOOOO!!!!

[ambulanceattack]

Brava!

Brownie points for looking an extreme amount like Matt Smith!

[JazzTheGoblinQueen]

You are adorably awkward X3 Also being The Doctor was the greatest decision you ever made.

[BansheeMilk]

Why did Dr. Who eat the pie?

It was sitting there being ignored and he was hungry so he was like, "Fuck it."

[930puppylover]

you are a nerd FAGE

[bobbychops1]

why is ve docter

[lyricmaster57]

heres a doctor who joke. what do you call a companion who is late for time traveling

who cares lets just go back in time and get him

[jonhsvideo2000]

rubbish

[PhillyGirl1]

cool. can you Re Dwarf inspired jokes as well?

[fireonthesnow]

Omg you really look like the doctor xDD

[dyslexicdreamer]

I thought this was matt smith when I click on it!

[zekeoman1]

OOOOHH.....BILLY WAS A CHEMIST'S SON BUT NOW HE IS NO MORE-HEY! WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS H2O WAS H2SO4-HEY!

[kittiesue123]

who else clicked on it because they saw the bowtie ;)

[Lannielst]

@kittiesue123 I think deep down we all did ;P

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

for number 3. Because he likes to act English!*

*He's gallifreyan trolls.

[AlbinoLights]

14...I lol'd hysterically.

[bucky197]

wat is wrong wit u r u gay

[UMadeMeDoThis]

@bucky197 nah just you're typical nerd geek doctor fan boy ^^ i am proud to be a (minor leag) whovian

[mgcgyugitradeco]

i like the radiactive cat joke

[hippogriffgrrl10]

I like the "evil light" one. (=

[OwlCityFan26]

DOCTOR WHO FTW LOL

[OrgasmandTea]

Oh my gosh. Bow tie. Bow ties are cool. I never fail to love nerdy jokes, no matter how cringe worthy they may be =D

[kikamonju]

that's a cool bow tie my friend.

[TaintedBrownjuice]

Did you use the chat up lines on claire xD :P

[TaintedBrownjuice]

xD wow I laughed so much lol

[molliemeoh]

Any of those chat up lines would've worked on me. Haha :D Especially if it was you dressed as eleven saying them.

[Hoshimaru57]

15: I like it!

What did the Buddhist theologian say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

[SparklesNShines1991]

Doctor who?!



[multiplybyzeroagain]

FANTASTIC! Almost all of these were brand new jokes I had never heard before and all of them were BRILLIANT.

[Plottoberry]

Aaah cute. xD

[super6plx]

I'll have some H2O!

I'll have some H2O too! (H2O2 lol)

.. and he dies.

haha

[shadow6128]

This sucked.

[Thisismyusername1010]

I saw the thumnail and thought it was actually Matt Smith in this video! I wasn't too dissappointed though, because obviously the Doctor can take me back in time two-and-a-half minutes to watch something else. (plus, it was really funny)

[vargulf19]

H2O2 and then he dies could not stop laughing

[chrisofnottingham]

...and he dies. For some reason that was funny.

[Shmooore]

The sad thing is that this kid looks just like the doctor

[ButtonsAndPillows]

When you said that cytoplasm joke, you INSTANTLY reminded me of Howard Wolowitz! Lololol, great jokes man :)

[ErintheSamurai]

I'd like some H2O too! Then he dies. :D H2O2! Woo!!!

[Joci445]

Let me atom!

HAAAAHHAHA

[Rosslovessubo]

SUPER TOLL! I just watched it with Felix :)

[ARFEvans]

Haha! My favourite was the last one :)

[jessicaharkin]

Lol love this :D

[MysterySC09]

Yes, I decided to watch the video of the Doctor telling nerdy jokes. This was an obvious and awesome choice. Thanks. You shall be posted on mah Facebook.

[resiherm]

Whoa how'd you get Matt Smith to do the video?

lool my horrible joking aside, your pants brought me here!! (you know) :D

[Stravganza]

Between the cell wall and cell membrane it's really the Apoplastic Pathway :)

If there was Cytoplasm there it would be the Symplastic Pathway.

Still makes me laught though.

[ArtymesEtc]

@Stravganza The apoplastic pathway is more often than not made up of cellulose cell walls and extracellular spaces - it isn't necessarily the space between cell wall and membrance.

However the point still stands, theres no cytoplasm between cell wall and cell membrane ^_^

[ElectroThePhoenix]

But the doctors sonic screwdriver doesn't work on wood... so he still has to knock - sorry serious who-nerd here. I love the binary joke, it gets me every time!!

[Shmeckeldorf]

@ElectroThePhoenix

However, the doorknob, which has he lock, is not wood. So it would work. He open's wooden doors all the time, but only when they have metal doorknobs.

[KristinDotCom]

Haha, H2O2 :P You really look like the Doctor here. Bow-ties are cool =)

[markrochman94]

nerd up? or matt smith up?

[savanamazing]

dalek bread = completely made my day.

[TheRandomROFL]

BRILLIANT! Loved the chemist joke!

[Gvf77x]

Dalek bread xD

Let me atom! =D Brilliant!

Nerdjokesnerdjokes. Is there anything better?

[WOOTJIRACHI]

A few of these were AMAZING XD