Sexuality within Scientology (funny)

[darkquail2003]

too many music cuts, had to stop watching

[shavis001]

@darkquail2003 I agree

[2011MileyCyrus2012]

what is the first song name ???

[13Heathens]

@2011MileyCyrus2012 Sex, by Berlin.

[cheezcakep]

song at 8:10?

[13Heathens]

@cheezcakep "masochism tango" by .. uuh Tom Lehrer I believe

[fonemesser]

nice

[MYBIGKINDHEART]

1.14 HOT!!!

[RyverTrueheart]

Excellent information being given, but I would rather do without the inserted sound clips every 6 words or so.

[darkspecteranon]

Loved it! Straight from the Mad man's mouth. So remember people, The karma Sutra was invented by Psyches to blur the focus of the 2nd dynamic. AT NO POINT WILL MUTUAL GIVING OF PLEASURE EVER BE DISCUSSED!!!!

(sheesh even the catholics admit that the emotions and pleasure are important in sex)

oh and I love'd the part, "'Man is relatively monogamous' except they don't specify relative to what." right.....

[TheJhanemary]

@darkspecteranon lol

[swisscheesemarilyn]

Scientology....When will this all be over? When will you have taken enough money, coeorced enough abortions, beat up enough of your own kind, etc, etc,etc? Get over LRH 's tech, which is plain out dated & idiotic and get a good lay !!!!

[Jamtothesun]

Satire... the two narrators and creators of this film are unprofessional... go take a time out ... it's sad when you voice your opinions with such ignorance... I bet you guys' are sooo vain

[13Heathens]

@Jamtothesun "you voice your opinions with such ignorance"

The material in the video was based purely upon the text of the referenced book. Good lick with the attitude, it need more work.

[cuhn71]

@Jamtothesun <<<scientologist<

[vmorgun]

Scientology is crappy judging from what I heard so far. It is a lame religion.

[1234locks]

hi I am James and and I believe in Scientology ! after spending 25 thousand pounds on learning how to communicate with an ash tray. I ended up marrying one !!!! and now I am totally broke .but that's OK !!!

[wwdt4h]

@1234locks THIS WAS VERRY FUNNY HA HA HA

[pacificspotted]

@wvguy8258 LOL!!!!!!

[ElectroPaganAnon]

Pseudo-sexual activity = dry humping?

[ElectroPaganAnon]

Is this a substitute for reading the book?

[agadhahab1]

Congrats to anyone who managed to get all the way through this video.

[redstarvictory]

what's the name of thesong on 1:35????

[13Heathens]

@redstarvictory "Sex" by Berlin.

[thehaloofthesun]

6:11

aww cute little thing

buzshawushawoo

[DecriminalizeLiberty]

this video is a manifestation of ignorance & poor comedy.

[ilovemaryam08]

Extremely slack muscled!?!?!? whats that mean?

[ilovemaryam08]

I feel sorry for people that pay into this scientology BS.

[cornholeo57]

those stupid clips of songs you keep adding make this shit unbearable to watch

[4Christ4ever]

for you, maybe, but not at least for me. I don't think I'm alone in appreciating the whole thing. I notice you don't have any videos up. Why not go make your own instead of watching this channel if it bothers you so much?

I think he and the woman did a terrific job on this.

[Ergononymous]

not for anyone else douchebag

[Sine312]

Almost at least.

[pedrofcuk]

@cornholeo57 no

[Canaderek]

Google "SOK Kneeophytes" for a Scientology parody that will make you laugh (or cry, or not).

[MrDart]

Manowar!!!!

[ItachiVettex]

LW!!!!!

[Nintendogs122]

crap

[jorathril]

Oh, South park said 1800, but whatever. Their still dumbass's But if they wanna fuck themselfs believing in a religion that makes no sense. Suits me.

[ArbeitsloserSack]

Scientologists are the dumbest assholes on earth.

[jorathril]

So true, Like wtf? their great leader is fucking FANTASY writer from the 1800's..

[Squabbles10]

As if they are .

[sketchturner88]

OOOOOH its a religion based on child beating :).... nice.....

[orkasteez]

whats funnest to me about LRH is he sucks ass at writing i mean forgeting that he has no qualitys what so ever that are good who whould read anything he wrote and think ohhh! i see this is supa smart so well writingggness i love word books si-fi xenu childfuckfun good vids guys keep up the hard work

[clokverkorange]

For pete's sake, all the cuts and media blips are annoying. I can't properly make fun of Scientology with all your bad Adobe Premiere editing.

[gourdbox]

I agree, CAN YOU TAKE watching this video is like trying to ME HIGHHHER listen to the radio while DOODOODOODOODOO someone just keeps changing the TO THE PLACE station...for 10 minutes....WHERE I CAN SEEE

[phlanBITCH]

All I can say too you guys is MORE MORE MORE PLEASE thanx

[Badboyblue3]

1:55 The Manowar music clip was epic : )

[lilJ23fromnyc]

I agree with you totally but I must tell you that WILL SMITH IS NOT A SCIENTOLOGY NUT!!!! HE Openly Deny it HIMSELF!!

[flagwaving]

This I dont get it., Hubbard in his book Dianetics Modern Science of Mental Health, rejects abortions, yet Scientology Sea Organization encourages them.Call them hypocrites.

[BreathTakingDives]

that was not worth watching! i want my 9:32 back.

[TexanProgressive]

What would a religion be without sexual repression?

[Ahrisss]

it is not a religion. it is a dangerous group of a brain washing sect.

[ptakacs03]

thats a stupid vid. "lets see how crazy we can make scientology look"

[Jupiter98111]

Well, what's the draw?

So many people practice Scientology, what is it that attracts them?

[gurutruth]

funny

[br3yannchatty]

gayyyyyyyyyy

[sampsonoff]

why didnt you show more of the page? i want to read that shit

[HomoContradictus]

I don´t get it. How there can judge the promiscuity and attitude towards the children a man who had 3 wifes and kidnapped her own daughter?

ECCE HOMO: L. Ron Hubbard, the man in the lowest level of his own Tonal Scale.

[metrx330]

The more you learn about this cult the weirder they appear to be.

[Bellybeard]

ALL HAIL ANONYMOUS LEGION

[whatthephuck123]

irregular pratices!?!? sex as a punishment wtf

[DavidPrime83]

WOW!

[lovly202]

baaaad

[kaminarigaston]

Traps are the new women lol.

[yipeeiokiyay]

I know what the Book "Science of Survival" says. The interpretation here is wrong and perverse. If someone wants to learn

something, the best way is to get it from the source, not from what some ignoramous has to say about what some other ignoramous had to say about what the originator of the information is misconstrued to have said. Getting information this far down the "food chain" just shows a complete lack of intellect and character and are is the epitomy of lazybrains.

[Ilxfauno]

kill yourself

[Uroshnor]

The problem with your advice, yipeeiokiyay, is that it would cost money if someone were to go directly to the scientologists, which you are aware of, and which is your true aim. OF COURSE you would say to someone, "Don't find out any information for free, come to us where you will have to pay thousands of dollars." Besides, your argument suffers from a reductio ad absurdum fallacy. What, I have to become Muslim to understand Islam, become Buddhist to understand Buddhism, etc.? It's absurd.

[yipeeiokiyay]

This is a bunch of crap which has been taken out of context, is very deceptive and the producer of this video is an ignorant cretin!

[musicphan1]

I'm a couch jumper!

[BelieveNoGod]

So in other words 4 those that enjoy sex with children, (read paedophilia) can join scientology or islam ?

[manhattanwombat]

anonymous is hear to protects yuo!!

[DimitriDrj]

music clips are mad annoying

[vonlossberg]

Hell froze over haha..this is hilarious. It really is all there. I took some classes in the 70's which I did get a lot of good things..just too bad it is cult because there is good info there too. I heard LRH use to have little kids around to light his cigarettes..man..

[Doomcharger]

What did you search for on 2:42? I love it!

[Myztik7]

Search for motivational posters

[Doomcharger]

Where can i get the Pic in 2:42? damn that's funny!

[Wage2]

Scientology was invented to make its creator money. Its true also Charles Manson rejected scientology as get this too crazy!

[onlyplaytabs]

All religions were created for that reason.

[Wage2]

That and making people act stupid

[RectalDiscourse]

too annoying with all the music clips every 3 seconds

[Jmbrandon9]

He also divorced one of his wives so he could marry his affair.

[Ogsonofgroo]

I was only chuckling till the 'WTF Kitty', now I am choking on laughter, Lron was a closet pedo imho, after reading his 'affirmations' (a brutal read btw) there is no doubt in my mind this crazy mother-fucker/coat-hanger abortionist/sadistical woman-beating mofo should have been commited long before he created his 'religion'. LRon had about as much class as a bag of pink fiberglass shoved up your deepest,darkest, private places. A very sick man, not even remotely worthy to guide a horney wombat

[cowboymeowmix]

5:38 i luld my ass off, FUCKING HILARIOUS vid, all caps earned, 5*s / subscribed/favorited

[dude0970]

OMG my speakers were on high and my parents rushed into the room to see what i was watching fuk i hate the beginning they thought i was watching porn

[EldritchMask]

Good Vid

[anonymous4849]

I can see why Tom Cruise is losing wives left and right now... he must be BORING as all hell in bed!

[SteilAmSeil]

6:52

ha ha ha

frozen hell

[Gullin667]

Scientology has many ideological tenants especially dealing with genetics that are very similar to the nazi's ideas of creating a superior race. Who wants any more crap like that in the world?

[bunnislave]

Wow if I though scientology was whacked before, this gives me a whole new perspective.

[ojewel]

Wow,Hmmm. I am just listening to these scientology vids for the first time. I should get your book and read over it.

Thanks for posting.

[DKHellsing]

Red is fucking awesome!

[00disintegrator88]

Quote: "If they really follow the scripture, they are going to be pretty dull."

So 13Heavens clearly seems to be someone who prefers the irregular aspects of sex.

[disturbedAnon]

ahh.... Don't we all...

Anon ftw..

United we stand

[00disintegrator88]

Now, where can I buy some of YOUR books ?

Heathy, please.....

[DKHellsing]

Fuckin A. You tell em 13H!

[00disintegrator88]

Right at the beginning of this vid 13Heathens subtly suggests Scientologists only have sex to make children. I am sorry, but again he has a misunderstood ! He might have read the chapter "exactly as it is written", but that does not mean he has understood its contents !!! Scientologists have sexual relationships and activities just like any other couple. Children are a PART of the 2nd Dynamic. Read the chapter again, will you ?

[gooch036]

haha cool "in case of hippies break glass"

and inside is a copy of Slayer's

"Reign In Blood" album

[Hydraslisk]

All together, great video, the only thing that I didn't quite like is the use of exagerated sarcastic tone of voice when making some points, it gives you the idea that "you are supposed to think this is wrong or stupid!".

No need to do that when you are making perfectly good points about it already.

[DDRmaedchen]

so, sex is only for the purpose of procreation? jeez what idiocy...

[DDRmaedchen]

omfg why do sex and interest in children are paired together? is this an endorsement of paedophylia?

[bobblefest]

Scientology

Scion -===== as in new type of car

and

tology===== the study of mental retardation.

" Scientology ", the study of cars that won't really work all that well. i.e. they don't roll well.... in public

[Astrashar]

You're absolutely right :

There should be more squirrels on TV.

It's impressive that they call themselves a religion. I mean, producing a scale of how good a person you are ? wtf is that ??

[nodvick]

Hey uh.. you may want to remove the symbol of the church of scientology from the video.. jsut a warnign :)

[Relyt22]

Also at the bottom of the tone scale: homosexuality. According to Hubbard, homosexuality is a perversion and an illness, and homosexuals deserve to be put in insane asylums.

They'll publicly admit that they're against homosexuality, but will quickly turn it around if it begins to result in bad PR. What kind of religion shields their beliefs based on what the public thinks?

[djazr]

ya but almost every religion says that homosexuality is bad. And for some reason ignorant and homophobic people often get homosexuality mixed up with pedophiles and rapists even though the two are completely irrelevant to each other.

[Relyt22]

The particular thing about Scientology is they refuse to tell you which part belongs to the "religion" and which is just part of their so-called self-help bullshit program. Some of them will claim their beliefs are confidential because they're controversial, but most of the parts that can even be considered a belief is just crazy sounding, and not really all that taboo sounding at all. It's the practices that are not only taboo, but also criminal.

[vada06]

My girl and I would never be able to be scientologyst. Because according to them, we are the first class of pervert there are :D!!!

[Floodedgunner]

Sex not enjoyable? 1984 anyone?

[xaos6]

Truely a Grade A Flick, subscribed and looking forward to watching the rest of your stuff =D

[possumgodmode]

Win.

[adrastea99]

Pr0n.

I needs it.

[Redshift21]

LoL @ 3:44

[Mitsy2k]

So the basically:

Scientology = dull sex

Another reason I am so so glad that I'm not a Scilon

[bl4ckd0g187]

piss off the fire breathing redhead? wheres a fire breathing readhead? hott. anyway, 5/5

[halomodder789]

ah so scientology = no porn?

boooo

[warnervebreak]

Scientology is garbage. Thank you for calling it out. This "religion" will be the downfall if it is not nipped in the bud. This stuff is absolutely retarded. Hubbard is a schizophrenic, a poor husband and an idiot. He uses a bunch of big words and charts and people think it must be true. USE -YOUR- BRAIN PEOPLE, NOT HIS. Free thought. If you want to think like him we can ship you away to some third world country.

[darthspeaks]

One last thing, your wife sounds like someone who is supportive and loving. You are a lucky man.

[darthspeaks]

So, if Hubbard cannot enjoy sex, no one in his little cult can't either. See what an asshole Hubbard was?

[darthspeaks]

You see, L Ron Hubbard was a terrible sexual performer, when he performed at all! So, with this in mind, we can see how he translated his views on sexuality and inability to perform it. Basically if he can't get it off - by damn - his followers cannot enjoy what he could not! Simple as that. L Ron Hubbard couldn't even pop his cherry right.

[clubking42]

As much as I would love to have one more thing to rip these people on I was engaged to a Scientologist for a bit before she disconnected from me (through text) and she was the best sex I've had...jesus now I wish she'd been horrible, at least I guess I can make fun of her for being out ethics or something.

[ValerieBarlow]

I guess katie holmes won't be enjoying sex unless she screws the gardener

[manan0nim0us4]

so you're saying she does? oh, downstat Katie, downstat.

[PaschenBack]

i recognise the girls voice, i banged her

[axiadragon]

LULZ

[pir8aaron]

Well done and very funny. Your wife sounds hot.

[30SecondsTokyo]

Why doesn't Bill O'Reilly sacrifice a few minutes of his show to investigate in-depth or at least inquire about Greta Van Susteren's commitment to Scientology, and what effect such a belief system may have on her subjective reportage?

Inquiring minds want to know, Bill, and this is the No Spin Zone, right?

[HouseSpiderAnon]

No threesomes? =/

[mommababydall]

From one 'Red' to another, please jump in!

[mommababydall]

Thank you! You two are incredibly funny! I laughed so hard @ 7:15! 5/5*

[veropatriota]

you are squirrel!yeeeaaahhhh!this is true! auhahu

[thebaddoctor]

with the whip and cigar... I'm betting it's one of you :)

[gobbism]

masochistic tango - Tom Leher(sp, er spelling possibly wrong)

[inchaoswetrust]

Man...LRH glibberish, utter nonsense, brainless paranoia managed to convinvce so many people.

I give up on human race really, how can anybody in the world be so stupid???

[nonentity018]

do scientologists read?

[JTBunkey]

cool, well done. you got some good fuckin music in this too, can you label them please? i know 'dude looks like a lady' from Aerosmith but there was some good songs on this i liked.

[rametarin]

It's amazing how if you run the big fat paragraphs through a light of impartial observation, you shrink them into tiny nuggets of failure.

Keep up the good work, heathendude.

[doyle6315]

Hilariously Awesome!

[MARYBLEUZ]

also, here's the answer why in all the "old school" videos with Mark Bunker and Bob Minton they always say "you must be a child molestor" since us SP's are so low on the FUCKIN TONE SCALE!!!!!

[MARYBLEUZ]

so, in other words, we have an abusive family man who was impotent and dropped acid writes a book giving advice about sex, love and happiness--with a bunch of people who decide "lets live our life according to his "scripture" then fuck up their own lives! Then they stand up and salute the dead man's picture! Makes you wonder why in the world they keep telling people to understand Scientology you should "read a book'?....yeah, that would do it for me...lol

[ColectvIndvidulism]

This is funny, and informative. You are awesome for posting this video.

[dedbeet13]

see, i think the tone scale is a total deuce bucket, (and ill probably be making fun of it exclusively in my next video, but i don't quite dig what you're getting at with the idea that 'monogamy=sexual inferiority'.

(though id LOVE to know where you got that tone scale list)

also, a suggestion for future videos, the constant playing of relevant clips from songs gets dreary really fast. I would definitely recommend screen capturing movie clips (from dvd's, youtube, etc. instead.

[AkumaXoXTenshi]

Well, Op, you've led me to believe that Scientology believes me to be an insane irregular homocidal child molesting maniac who needs to be stopped because I don't enjoy sex, I'm unhappy and I'm a menace to society.

Very strange, considering I am quite happy with my life right now and I enjoy my sadism and the freedom to be in the situation I am in right now.

Scientology is trying to poison the world. I do not approve. At first I didn't care, but now that it has to do with sex, it's personal.

[AnonOutreach]

I'm gonna barf on the stuff about women. Somebody hold the bag still.

Wife beating moron telling women how to act...

GET A BIGGER BAG I FEEL A CHUNKY ONE A-COMIN!

[AnonOutreach]

All I can say to religious claptrap about sex--

Get out of the bedroom and go back to church.

TWO CONSENTING ADULTS [or more if they all consent] is NOT YOUR ConcErn.

All I can say is At level four--Boredom, boredom, boredom.

What? No whip cream? I'm not joining.

What's "irregular" sex? Like, not often enough?

Pseudo sexual? Drat--gonna hafta chuck me lube out now.

Fun vid LOL

[laladiel]

so basicly, scientologists are devil warshipers....

[rametarin]

I wouldn't go that far. I think Hubbard was influenced by devil worship in his teen/20's years, but he grew out of it and decided to look inwards. Except for him, it was like looking into a hall of funhouse mirrors.

Scientology lacks the usual occultism or ritual for a devil worshiper cult. They have that bogus auditing, and that's about it.

I believe Hubbard thought he was hot shot, and divinely so, but I think later he thought of himself in these more bizarre terms.

"There was no christ!"

[truvelocity]

Yes. All religions focus on disconnecting our natural existance to an unatural one. Such as turning away from nature and to search outward instead of where the answers lie... Which are inward. So, you become dependent on someone's organized system and are afraid to express your own opinions, so you feed the system by agreeing with something gone wrong. That is the brain washing process and that also supresses a natural desire leading to innevitable abuse that violates another life.

[vlogatory]

kegeling as I write this

[kdb955]

Atta girl!

[AnonOutreach]

vlogatory

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[OTsuperduper]

Why is sex as punishment bad?

"You naughty boy. More sex for you! *whip* *whip*"

I don't see the problem. Sign me up for the 1.1 level! : >

[laladiel]

great video.:)

[coreymon77]

fucking cool. tax the cult!

[ScriptKidNoob]

Sadly, Catherine Bell is hot. Maybe, someday she'll leave.

[2Good2Waste]

I'm so off the tone scale!

[anonprophetorg]

hubbard was bat shit insane.........

imagine paying all that money to get to OT VIII only to find the founder thought he was the Antichrist

[anonprophetorg]

Also mentioned is a brief period of time in which the arch-enemy of Christ, referred to as the anti-Christ, will reign and his opinions will have sway ... this anti-Christ represents the forces of Lucifer (literally, the "light-bearer" or "light-bringer"), Lucifer being a mythical representation of the forces of enlightenment.... My mission could be said to fulfill the Biblical promise represented by this brief anti-Christ period.

-- L. Ron Hubbard, Student Briefing, OT VIII Series I

[laladiel]

wow, he called himself the anti-christ?just wow.

[BlueAsbestosCosBlues]

I heard some of hubbard singing.I think he was tone deaf and tone crazy

[truvelocity]

As an adendum to my text comments:

This also means that Scientologists think people who are at a low tone scale are all child molestors.

That's pretty fucked up.

[truvelocity]

Uh... It's quite the opposite.

Sexually repressed parents beat and sexually abuse their children because they fear what they don't have... Which is a healthy sex life as consenting adults.