Come to Australia by TSWLG

[AustraliaUncut]

So there you go tourists come to australia and get KILLED

[dippindotslover1]

haha hilarious. what was the beach called i cant really tell what they say

[YFanGirl1613]

@dippindotslover1 bondi, famous Australian beach

[Nndaia]

America has bears. That live near people.

That pretty much sums it up.

[Gremoth]

If u look at the 'shark' u will notice the fin is curved and the tail gos up and down not side 2 side hence its a dolphin n_n'

[dave94938]

cricky that just hum dinga of a song from dingo land

[mastergx1]

If only there were more verses!!

[AnzacGirls]

This is sad, but so true

[mcrrox123]

the thing i find funny is people see this vid and think when they step off a plane here one of these things will attack them lol. i have lived in Aus 20 years.. and am yet to be attack by any of these. lol

[macca261]

@mcrrox123

i live in the bush and i was going for a jog and i opened the front door and a bloody brown snake fell on me. i shit myself haha.

[Nndaia]

@mcrrox123

Don't tell them, you'll ruin our badarse cred!

[Takaouto]

@mcrrox123 Or even SEE ONE outside of a zoo. XDD They forgot Magpies. They'll take your fucking eye out. THEY'RE the most dangerous animal around. One knocked me right off my bicycle once. If I wasn't wearing a helmet, I'd have some ventilation in my skull right now. XDD

[livelaughsmile345]

uhm. a sea urchin is not a cone shell.

[darknessangel1993]

I think the 'poison thing that lives in a shell' is actually a cone shell, but urchin will do :)

[siniceblood2]

Australia has more poisonous spiders, snakes and marine life than any other country. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

[TheCrunchifiedOne]

@siniceblood2 OI! OI! OI

[apemannen96]

@siniceblood2

you but nobody really gets killed by that stuff i mean they make it like its really bad but not realisticly

[siniceblood2]

@apemannen96 I know, It's only dangerous if you live in the bush.

[chirpychii]

You know, the only things in that vid that I've seen personally were the redback & the brown snake - there were alot of redbacks in our outhouse on the farm (thank god I spotted 'em before they bit me, unfortunately not before i'd sat down), and the snake I saw bushwalking, it just shot real fast from one side of the trail, under my legs and back into the bush... didn't hurt me or nothing, so no worries!

[Airforce071]

0:31 is a sea urchin...

[phillyvinilli]

Hello the second snake in the video is me I and I'd rather not be in the video.

Thanks

Snakey McSnake, The Meanest Snake In All Of Snakeland

[gaelicwinds]

the feral teens are easy to deal with get a large knife and a pistole they fuck with you pull the gun and shoot them in the balls then use the knife to plant on them to say it was self defence

[Preninthecleric]

@AustralianWolf11 I have a couple of Aussie friends and Ian (Emu) takes a lot of pictures showing the wildlife, but so far not one brown snake, deadly spider etc. so I guess they aren't around in incredibly large numbers! :)

If I win the lottery - I'm on sickness benefits at present - I plan on visiting Australia and seeing my good friends Ian and Sue who are lovely folks!

God Save Australia!!! LoL!!!

[hqman71]

they forgot Yowies

[greyap]

pfff why show a pic of sydney

[burnsy96]

@greyap because its iconic. so a pic of melbourne and everyone including aussies go where the fuck in the world is that dump?

remember, we're trying to get ppl to come to australia, not flee away in terror.

[shockme001]

@burnsy96 Hey Mate, Sydney looks good on a post card but that's exactly where the beauty stops. Anyone will tell you that Sydney is a shithole... Sad for you, but true!!!

[burnsy96]

@shockme001 yeah, its living in hell :P

[Airforce071]

@shockme001

The same when I went to paris

[palapig149]

GO AUSSIE

[LadyBarricade]

The Sea Urchin pic could also be replaced with the Cone-snail, if you pick it up the snail tries to harpoon you with its long barb and then you are pretty much screwed depending how far you are from civilization, 15 minutes to live aint long.

Urchins cause severe swelling and pain, along with fever depends if you are allergic then it could kill you, there is one type of Urchin strong enough to kill you, others just cause extreme discomfort. The Deadliest urchin is "The Flower Urchin" of Japan

[THEKINGS001]

welcome to the great southen land!!

[Preninthecleric]

@cmndo

OOoh YEAH!!! LoL!!!

One of the Rochdale taxi drivers I used to come home was convicted on Terrorism charges!!!

[pr0gram1st]

I Don't Care if there are A Huge spiders in australia , snakes , sharks , i will go there and live my whole life i will imigrate , i love australia the way it is , i will only be honored if shark eats me , it is Honor for me to die in australia I LOVE YOU AUSSIE PPL I LOVE AUSTRALIA , UR THE BEST GUYS!!

[MrGrog88]

ah its not as bad as it sounds, thoes animals cant hurt ya if u kill them first :p

but seriously we do have all that deadly stuff here but honestly more people die here from car accidents above anything else! so no worries mate!

[pinkdocsok]

lol go australia

[palapig149]

i live in aus nice animals to live with i tell ya

[thestigman1]

very funny

[shade270]

I'm pretty sure no ones actually died from a spider bite in Australia since 1981. Sharks and snakes on the other hand...

[tigerpochie]

i actually think there have been quite a few funnel web deaths tho? coz ur heart just... stops. used to have one in our backyard, fuunnnn!

good song this is! XD

[barkon]

The funny thing is that the aquatic animal at :59 is a dolphin.

[Karbonx2]

Uh-oh, someone has some issues.

[1967ImpalaGal]

lol I love this song...so funny!!! its just a piss take on the general perception of Australia. I'm a Kiwi but I have rellies over is Auz. Its a cool place, although I'm terrified or spiders and snakes etc. Just get over urselves, people...

[ArcaneAzmadi]

AUSTRALIA! Pussies need NOT apply!

[gribae]

You're cutting out the entire northern hemisphere there

[Quesic]

@tjadkinson138, Die. Just Die.

[TheKylemac]

the worst thing i ever got stung by was a puffer fish when i went to Hervey Bay, it felt like i got electricuted then my hand went numb for about 2 hrs. as for the snakes i work in a wholesale nursery in nth NSW where there are literally hundreds of red bellys and tiger snakes (being close to wetlands) and i've never come close to being bitten.

[tjadaiku]

Hey, Aussie's are fuckin' hot! What're you talkin' bout tjadkinson? Btw, nice name!

[tjadkinson138]

@tjadaiku  thanks, dude, TJ is my favorite combination of letters. I thought aussie girls allow parasites to grow in their eyes to attract prey animals, like wild pigs do.

[warcc]

I want YOU to come to australia !! DUMB ASS AMERICAN wanna be....

[Karbonx2]

He should. It would be like the song, but with "might accidently" replaced by "will".

[NatGrays]

I think its a piss take - many many Australians never get bitten by anything in their entire lives. It's just what the rest of the worlds perception is - and they made a song of it. I'm Irish btw! :-)

[kirbyd123]

every video i see they have the wrong picture for "poison thing that lives in a shell" it's a 'cone fish' they are talking about.

it shoots a small spike on a tiny strand into it's prey, poisoning it from a distance, then it pulls it in. (like fishing but crustacean style)

[linuxwolf]

@kirbyd123 GET OOOVER HEEERE

[3sanninX3]

they forgot dropbears

[thezeppo929]

that's cause its funnier if the tourists don't know about em :)

[AnimeLimitProduction]

@3sanninX3 *gasp*

they did!

[xTooCurlyForOwnGoodx]

@3sanninX3 YEA

ahahah i love that storyt about dropbears :)

[LetsFlyOnceMore]

@3sanninX3 there is no drop bears FAIL

[YFanGirl1613]

@LetsFlyOnceMore Yes there are you just haven't seen one yet. Nice creatures as long as you dance naked around them and give them a jar of vegemite as a peace offering.

[LetsFlyOnceMore]

@YFanGirl1613 mate do you know what drop bears are? there koalas .... drop bears are a nick name for koalas because there known to drop from trees a kill the thing thats threatening them it also coming from an old kids story to get kids to stay out of the forests

[YFanGirl1613]

@LetsFlyOnceMore I was using the outside-of-Australia stereotype of drop bears. Of course I know that they're not real. I was just poking fun at what people used to think about "drop bears" and the rumors surrounding them, I think there was even a book of Australian animals that included drop bears as an animal overseas.

[HawtEvilKitty]

hahaha i love australia our country is awesome azz!! come to australia! :)

[rabbit929]

@HawtEvilKitty lol im actually coming over in the winter to see my girlfriend. Im not so much worried about this, just the heat. Im a very cold blooded person. xD

its 30F outside now, and its 45F in my house. (i usually keep the indoor temp slightly warmer than outside, just so i dont get sick all the time)

[kiwi539]

1:08 hahahahaha Bogan Aussie shit self

[aussiegosecolipso]

iv lived in australia all my life ,soo far iv only gotten bitten be about 10 spiders stang by heaps of bluebottles , chased by a goanna, gotten bitten by 1 snake it was only a bubba ,and iv been pitched be yabbies witch is the worst out of the lot hahah cuz it hurts for days and iv only had about 20 shark alarms at the beach so ITS NOT THAT BAD IV SERVIVED AND IM A GIRL lol but

[kiwi539]

aussiegosecolipso

because you are Aussie....rest of world are wimp :-)

ps Aussie are wipe over bad weater :-P

[HawtEvilKitty]

i've lived in australia all my life and i've only gotten pinched by a crab, stung by a bee and yeah so i'm pretty lucky :) in grade 1 a dude put a spider on my neck and it didn't even hurt me :)

[USmellLikeMyGrandma1]

@aussiegosecolipso haha i've lived in Australia all my life and i've never been bitten by anything but a bee lol AND i'm a girl lol and yeah there are alot of shark alarms lol

[aussiegosecolipso]

i got bitten for the first time by a bee on christmas! then the next day i want outside i got bitten bye a wasp ..... i think im cursed!!!

[djaizalmer]

Australia Rocks c; ive lived her and ive only once gotten hurt by a jelly fish and nearly punched my a kangaroo Good times !!!!

[wafflefudge7]

ummmm....the big shark is a cute dolphin...

[LuveTwilight]

lol i love this song but don't worry these things ermmmm ussaly only happen in the bush....possibly....

[moatguy]

I,ve lived in Australia all my live and I am still alive and kicking! Great song though!

[moatguy]

I once educated a mate of mine from Denmark about deadly animals on The Great Barrier Reef

[Emz5002]

i believe the "poison thing that lives in a shell that spikes you when you pick it up" is a cone snail...

[Preninthecleric]

I think I'll stay in the UK - I'm safer with our feral teenage gangs!!!

[DoomBitches]

@Preninthecleric We also have them in Australia :D

[cmndo]

@Preninthecleric

and your terrorists dont forget!

[Preninthecleric]

@cmndo

System is acting up sooo...

OOoh YEAH!!! LoL!!!

One of the Rochdale taxi drivers I used to come home was convicted on Terrorism charges!!!

[cmndo]

@Preninthecleric

lol. yeah aussies wont take any crap from arabian or religious outsiders, look what happened with the "cronolla riots" in east Australia. Massive mosques are being built all over Australia as well and already one has been bombed by a white australia group and another one some neo nazis stormed in with machine guns yelling for "white australia"

[Preninthecleric]

@cmndo

We're getting mosques all over the place here - and Islamic protesters threatening death to anyone who says anything against Islam, yet if I tried to walk down a street with a placard saying 'death to Islam' I'd be arrested before I got ten feet!!!

[cmndo]

@Preninthecleric

thats so ridiculous, absolute oppression and inequality. England = white country.

Try going into an arab country imposing christian or jewish laws saying "WE'LL KILL ANYONE THAT GOES AGAINST US"... i mean... wtf... UK's has fought wars and stood its own ground for thousands of years just to give it up freely to the muslims.... makes my blood boil

[Preninthecleric]

@cmndo

I'm not kidding when I say I feel nervous getting in a taxi these days - all the local firms are Asian owned and they cheat passengers, use drugs while driving, the face on the licence sometimes doesn't match the driver and an ex-taxi driver I know told me they often don't have valid insurance!!!

[Halo4Lyf]

@Preninthecleric Your first mistake was giving up the privately-owned firearms. Its the citizen's final defense against a tyrannical government or foreign invaders.

[AustralianWolf11]

@Preninthecleric they're just scaring you! :) don't worry you'll surive! :)

[RooRtoker101]

@Preninthecleric Australian Humour at its best

[agentsheldon]

Haha! Clever!

[92benno92]

clever .. better than the other one. :)

[flotsamabar]

i like it