How to be a tool at college

[baseballquam]

43 people are actually tools

[HFLEventsProductions]

im not gonna lie.... i took some notes.

[gayhorseseathaaay]

so true. i fucking hate tools. also they like to say epic fail, and legit ALOT. if u say fail, epic or legit on a regular basis U R A TOOL

[L1QU1DSCHW4RTZ]

@gayhorseseathaaay I know screwdrivers are so annoying

[kwill81]

This seems to a very passive aggressive note to someone the authors went to college with.

[CKSpoiler]

woah, in america, tools are much different...

[jacksawild]

What does that make the author of the video?

[ArchiPepper]

@jacksawild A fucking genius...

[clangurt]

completely change it's meaning, i mean.. ;p

[clangurt]

a tool is something you use, right? idk why people nowadays like to use words and completely it's meaning. it makes things a lot more complicated for me. you tools! :D

[TXlegend21]

TONY DANZA

[mdbr2]

what the ? what kind of life explaning is this ? >:(

[LamentOfInnocence1]

i get pissed just watching this

[santaisabeast]

Im the biggest tool of all! I play britany spears at volume 84 at 1:00 AM and eat my roomates subway! Because He wears fur and is a Faccist.

[aurreco1228]

this is so accurate! I go to school at an anonymous location in California.

[RockyBalboa211]

Wow Iam the biggest tool ever lol! Also feminism is over-rated.

[AramisLyge]

Some people use the word tool to describe the penis. the way they are using it is to describe someone who is being a dick.

[Laurenmw1992]

If you were british, you'd understand.

Poo in someones kettle made me laugh!

[ChiaMonger]

@Laurenmw1992 I'm not a Brit, but pooing in their kettle is pretty straightforward way of being a sodding wanka. :D

[AramisLyge]

Tool=> Penis=> Dick=> Someone who likes to F*ck with stuff or people.

[armorArtichoke]

People use the word "tool" the same way in America too. Dunno where you're from but I know people from NY, Seattle, Chicago, etc. that say "That guy is a tool" like they might say "That guy is a douche".

[CiniCraft]

i dont understand how "tool" resembles "jerk"

[armorArtichoke]

"tool" is slang just as "jerk" is slang

[GodliKeRem1X]

Aha, there you go, being a tool.

[Rudas2007]

wow you clearly are a fountain of knowledge

[CiniCraft]

wtf this isnt what tool means.

this is what it means

"One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used."

[matthewbolea]

..."tool"

[cobrachoppergirl]

hell yeah!

[waterenvelope]

A tool can be someone who just seems lame or is completely unoriginal. They are so used to conforming that they don't seem like they can think for themselves or think independently from what's popular.

[keir150]

and now i realise why everyone hates me, i practicaly fucking wrote thease rules :D this video is just copying me.

[Joe2956711]

cool, i'm a tool...

[birdy36911]

yea...in the u.s. being a tool means something different.

[bassplayer10000]

it does? this is what i always thought it meant.

[birdy36911]

yea they used it like being a tool means being annoying but it's something else.....idk use it how you want....

[thecommenter23]

What is a tool, anyway?

[tyuiopasdfghj953]

whats a tool

[godson905469]

if u finished watching this than u are a TOOL

[fakegirl15]

Pot, Kettle, Black.

[navybmsn]

or it might just convince everyone your a complete idiot

[bebepopsr]

lol!

[puppypuppy41]

very funny

[ugarock]

kinda cute except for the face-on shots

[jackalthefox]

stifler!

[ilovesilvia69]

my brother in a nutshell. which reminds me, im gonna go slap him.

[bobbyssare]

LOL! Wow. It's been awhile since I've laughed so hard or put a lol in a comment.

[stickyburley]

poo in some ones kettle looooooool!

[phxariz85020]

FASCIST!

[jacklax2613]

hahaha that was good

[xojessiiixo]

..did you just ask what a tool was..?

[baronofhawkland]

that's a five starer right there...

[yoyochickens]

Omg, that was so funny XDDD

[tyuiopasdfghj953]

what tha hell is a tool

[Moggeth]

Ironic that you're well on your way to becoming one.

[stickyburley]

why ask.....when you just learnt from the vid how to be one! numbnut lol

[tyuiopasdfghj953]

well you are

[americansunra]

these comments are all a big toolbarn of senseless toolbags saying stupid tooltrash

[ilojamwaa]

o o o o o k...

[Tyndle]

oH MY GOSH SO FUNNY Xd

[TheUnknownEntity]

I don't understand how any of this makes a person a tool since a tool by definition is "somebody who is manipulated by somebody else, especially one person who carries out the unsavory or dishonest tasks the other person does not want to do." Doing this stuff may make a person an asshole but I don't think that means they're a tool.

[CandySushi]

Tool is also English slang for someone who's an ass or a dick, or whatever.

[davyriviere]

WHO the fck would favorite this page????

[im1okayguy]

this is mostly funny because of the british accent

[bullihaveballsbullfu]

Yea I have personal expirience with somone like this, in fact my closest friend had a similar expirience at college I assume, so he came home after the second year and wants to move to russia now. A tool is a borderline personality disorder, with aggressive sociopathic/anti-social ideation, and mild autism.)

[mesoofa73095]

this vido is from th uk so its different and the guy is a planet face

[pikabuster]

I guess in this video, "Tool" means "Jerk".

[AcePilot101]

You could be great like me.

It's not hard. Self-sacrificing, hard-working, generous to a fault, saintly in fact.

[dutchlynn]

what does that mean? being a tool :S xx

[VickyVengeance]

Is like being a jerk, asshole, idiot and so on.

[fallenwraith14]

I've always known a tool as someone that'll do anything for the guy/girl, aka: whipped/insecure. *shrug*

[najmahaj]

false

[titman1692]

the royal family generates more tourism than almost anything in britain, so fuck you

[NoLifeGamer16]

Look Guys can't we just say that Brits are cool and Americans are cool and that we both have our own ways of leadership? I mean Fuckin' Hell, lets not go hatin' on each other.

[ThisSiteisCrap]

indeed

[Bother1me]

I'm A 2 Star Tool...Damn

[tinymouse2]

hehe im 3 :p

[omicros]

British humour is always the best :D

[uKnowMeAs01]

oh, and we gave you the telephone and television

[ThisSiteisCrap]

actually the T.V. was not really invented by any one person and btw the first person to think of the idea was german

[lemee70]

T.V. wasn't invented... It was developed as you say by more than one person.

[SASJKL]

haha kinda not in the topic wit tv but wts a toool exactly???

[SexyYasha]

wah... e.e'' im confuzled on the vid made me dumber...

[LampshadeLad]

Wow. Besides all the fucking idiots here arguing amongst themselves, I'd say this video was damn hilarious. Well done VideoJug.

[Flooblegoo]

Heh, thats the thing with British Humour, either really funny (Monty Python for example) or real shit (like.... can't think of anything right now, don't watch much british stuff)

[LonelyNoMoreisShe]

I always thought 'Who's Line' was pretty good.

[lemee70]

So that makes your opinion kind of empty, don't you think?

[DeepCrimson]

Hm. I have a feeling a "tool" means something different in British.

[dskips]

however sais douchbag is a faggot

[widemouthmason]

thats not what a fucking tool is. thats what a douchebag is. big difference

[trickay444]

THIS IS BRITISH BULLSHIT. if its true, then I'm a complete tool. Fuck this

[MindWraith02]

You probably are

[Sinnombre0000]

ha you're a tool!

[uKnowMeAs01]

and your an american idiot, so whats your point?

[trickay444]

get off of American youtube then! you bastards want to use OUR inventions and go on OUR websites and criticize US? facist ass british people should know their place when they speak to an American.

[uKnowMeAs01]

youtube was invented by two brits dickwad

what do you say to that?

[trickay444]

...umm youtube was started by Chad Hurley, Steve Chen and Jawed Karim at U of Illinois and Indiana University. Chad's a white American, Chen is Asian but lived here since he was 8, and Karim is German but went to High School in the U.S.

youtube was invented by two brits?!? You losers haven't invented anything since the industrial revolution so now u want to take credit for shit that isn't yours? HAHA

[uKnowMeAs01]

to tell you the truth i don't care any more if thats what you want to belive then i won't stop you

[trickay444]

hahahaha wtf? shut up with your lyin ass

[uKnowMeAs01]

well, your talkin about me lyin? i was told that youtube was invented by two brits by an AMERICAN news channel (cbs news)

[trickay444]

liar

[uKnowMeAs01]

prove it

[bugstrut]

Bullshit! We're always inventing stuff.

[jtmitch222]

we invented your shitty country you daft twat when we sailed over there so u can shut the fuck up. and whats this crap about "Chen is Asian but lived here since he was 8" what does that mean? is it "hes lived here ages so i wont be a racist fat cunt to him"

you are a tool. i hate you

[Talbot6832]

An Englishmen invented the World Wide Web.

[zriley0931]

I'm afraid you're mistaken, Al Gore invented the internet. Everyone knows that.

[JackRussellTerrier2]

Actually It was started by the Soviets back in '57 when they launched Sputnik. The Yanks, Brits, and Canadians soon followed

[KingdommHeartz]

HAHA your fuckin' stupid. You dumb twat.

[uKnowMeAs01]

who asked you?

[NoLifeGamer16]

haha this guy is such a brit!! (not that its a bad thing, its just funny cuz he said "twit" ahahah.....yes i'm dumb)

[theorangeapricot]

The Internet was invented by a british person...

[trickay444]

lol, what do they teach you in your schools? was Jesus Christ british too? the internet wasn't 'invented' by one person, and the team that started ARPANET was American. u guys did have a hand, but a small tea drinking chip chip cheerio hand.

[uKnowMeAs01]

do you realize if it wasn't for the brits you wouldn't have anything? *cough industrial revolution, cough*

[trickay444]

keep living in the past.

[bugstrut]

"Chip chip"???? What the fuck does that mean?

[trickay444]

I dunno what "chip chip" means. Don't you guys say chip chip cheerio! Would like a spot of tea and some crumpets. what are crumpets anyways. also why do urban brits use "bbrrrappp" all the time and what the hell does that mean?

[bugstrut]

There's many different accents in England, all of which have their own slang words. I'm from a city called Liverpool. The most famous person I can think of that talks like me is Paul McCartney. As for people who say "bbrrrappp", that was brought over by Jamaican immigrants. It's basically just a way of expressing appreciation, e.g. for a certain song. It's meant to sound like a gun being fired.

[trickay444]

interesting. thanks.

[NoLifeGamer16]

yes it was

[bugstrut]

Stop speaking our language.

[Lucas812]

british people have a government. kings and queens are just idols of the country and its people like you that make americans seem like total a holes to the rest of the world

[trickay444]

don't u think its kind of dumb to have a king and queen in 2007? you're basically worshipping someone for being alive and not really doing anything. kinda primitive

[Talbot6832]

Other than they pull in a shit load of tourism and generate a significant amount of revenue for the economy. They also represent over a millenia of heritage. Britain pretty much invented modern democracy (ala Constitutional Monarchy, Parliamentary democracy etc).... infact scratch that.... Britain invented modern political and industrial civilisation.

[trickay444]

boy, looks like someone got took the indoctrination pill well.

anyways, I'll stop ragging on Britain. Wouldn't mind living there for a couple of years...even if the girls have fucked up teeth

[Talbot6832]

Had a couple of friends from Denver round last week, they didn't have particularily good teeth. Nice people though and they would be ashamed to see someone like you living on the same continent as them. My girl friend has perfect teeth as as do most 1st and 2nd generation women in Western countries. Ah but thats right, you know sweet fuck all about that because you probably haven't even stepped foot outside your own state.

[Talbot6832]

Oh and one more thing, don't come here; step into an english pub with that attitude and you're in a world of hurt which isn't necessarily a bad thing for a pillock like you. Tata now.

[Tiramees]

@trickay444 That's not worship.

Hey, they're pretty great in spite of it.

You wanna see bad in 2010? You REALLY wanna see country leader worship? You need to look no further than North Korea. You gotta pity everyone who lives there.

[lemee70]

You didn't even exist 500 years ago, so where do you think you came from?

[taurus68]

i realy got a solution ... punch them in the face then burn them alive...its simple...

[Robandall]

:D  Wicked.

[bleyper]

i don't know what does it mean tool....:S

tell me please!

[freakoffreaks145]

It's a manie-pants. An asshole. A prick.

[freakoffreaks145]

I maen: "Meanie-pants."

[bleyper]

thanks!!! sorry i'm italian...:D:D

[marcinjakubowski]

I hope you meant "sorry, I'm Italian" as in sorry for asking and not being sorry for the fact that you're Italian, which you actually should be really proud of.

[bleyper]

yes, surely I meant that!!! read in the right way-.-'......so I want to remember to y'all...campioni del mondooooo 4 volte!!! po!!popopopopoooopooo!!ahahaha­hha gattuso e cannavaro vi amo

[lemee70]

You kinda lost it half way through that sentence.

[kenzei123]

hahah amazing XD

[myspacebarisbroke]

this doesnt just apply to university life you can be a tool anywhere WOW ima get started straight away!

[6xq]

lmfao

[mara182427]

whats a tool?

[bigfeet12345]

a big prick or a ass-hole

[kayaksta]

an annoying douchebag

[MrRipYourHeadOff]

Accuse anyone who disagrees with you a fascist.

[MrRipYourHeadOff]

Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a fascist.** lol

[punkrock360]

shut up, fascist!

[mrr1181]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gryfox34]

lol

[petrieds10]

I'm just trying to get laid at college, this really doesnt help.

[persini]

hahahahahaha

[NeoCritical]

my school is a toolbox

[AlfredRusselWallace]

the most accurate point is the part about jumping on whatever social bandwagon is popular at the time and then constantly loudly broadcasting your opinion while blindly and ignorantly rejecting any different viewpoint because you probably don't even understand why it is that your following that trend. To me that's the essence of being a tool, and it's basically what I observe about practically everyone who's in college. At least that's the way it works in the States anyway...

[chrissegur]

Wow, a few people that I know of must have watched this video too many times

[diezelboy00]

This is definitely the great description of most guys at my university and I am afraid some of the characteristics are rubbing off on me!!

[Jed2191]

POO IN SOMEONE'S KETTLE!

[J700T]

fingers in water trick?? how does that happen

[californication101]

if u put somebodies hand in cld water when they are asleep it will stimulate them in some ay and they will piss

sometimes

[BlazinTaz]

its warm water isnt it ?

or am i thinkin bout sumthin else...

[Nolee4DavidBlaine]

i think its cold water tbh it stimulates easier then warm water

[stenciltown]

lukewarm water actually

[downapub]

Oh my God that's about 1 in 3 people at my university!!! All you need to do is remember the 'i shagged 20 birds in Fresher's week' tossers and you got it spot on!!!

[gluntford]

I once ate a dog. Pierce Brosnan is my dad.

[kalorful]

one of the rare vids on youtube that actually make me laugh

great job

[rhymingwithoranges]

hey, i have a radio show tomorro (yes i know i didnt plan ahead very well)

its on the student station in Manchester UK, fuse fm.

well neway, im going to do a segment on youtube and i was wondering if i could play the audio to this video on my show, if i could that would be amazing!!!!

you would get a plug of corse!

please get bak to me asap!!!

jaz

;P

[pyrodogg]

tool= douchebag

[Headcrabb]

Thank god, before I watched this video I was thinking that there may be something in here that I do (Without trying to) but thankfully I am not a tool and saved myself some personal embarrassment, because face it - there is a little tool in everyone. x)

Great video!

[blahblah5600]

Aha I lolled

[GoVegi]

XD lol, this rocked

[gotzabooboo]

haha..ur a tool.

[CarlyDillon51]

Lol

[BreakaLegTV]

Very fun work and this is hilarious! Happy to subscribe hope you'll like our show and do the same.

[NeoCritical]

at the beggining he said something like "how spiritual your gappia was" what's a "gappia"?

[seanissomething]

they said "Gap- Year". It's like the year between when you left school and when you started university =)

x

[goingnativeinfrance]

thats' "Gap Year"

[stocko12345]

the story of my life

[MystikIncarnate]

pure awesome

[BrainFlickMan]

clearly wasnt brainflick

[mcp893]

lmao

[NewYankee01]

shucks what tool did you use to make such a brilliant videos oh ima sounding like a arselicking tool huck hoy