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  • Wow, its open the sky

  • lol counting voice is like Pokemon :DD

  • Russia didn't help them much.

  • @pawoon of course russian didn't help the chinese, americans helped them, and I'm speaking the truth. I know some stupid fat ass american will say I lied. whatever

  • THink of the other Chinese inventions and then reconsider your statement that China couldn't do it themselves.

  • Not impressed....they didn't do it on their own....Russia deserves full credit for China's nuclear weapons.

  • bomb is imported to china LOL IMPORT GET IT THEY MAKE A MILLIAN THINGS AND IMPORT IT

  • 0:26 "Tchiboom" lol

  • DOO CHING CHA WING AH MOO

  • don't worry about, it's MADE IN CHINA...

  • i think its funny how the world thinks china only has 240 stockpile of nuclear weapons, i doubt chinese have that few, with one of the highest gdp in the world, and the largest army.

    i dont think china should be underestimated , especially when multiple chinese submarine appeared right next to us carrier, uss kitty hawk, not to mention nuclear submarines

  • Keep hitting 2 LOL.

  • Fuck china, world war III by china.

  • WOW, they were only 22 YEARS behind the west...and that was WITH all the hard work already done FOR them, and all the spying !!

  • @RetSquid yeh i always think its funny how pakistan got their designs from china and it turned out to only be 9 kilotons. i guess the "islamic" bomb is pretty weak after all

    at least china was in megatons but it definitely doesn't explode the same way the western bombs do, something about the design is different but it just looks far less "Armageddon-creating" than the western bombs

  • @The3rdPlateau I would say it has more to do with altitude of detonation, soil and rock type of the area, etc etc. The detonation itself is just a flash after all, and there aren't that many different types of basic heat expansion. Everything that happens afterwards, ie the cloud, is basically just soil or water kicked up into the atmosphere in various permutations. I'm not sure that is so much influenced by the technology of the bomb itself....

  • @mitjakaramatsov You're probably right about the altitude, although I do notice that the very first western hydrogen bombs which were triggered by fission, sort of look like a double-explosions...there is a smaller blast followed by a much larger one. Even the Soviet bombs, many of which were exploded at some altitude, looked more devastating...but who knows.

  • @The3rdPlateau Yeah I'm not a bomb scientist so can't be totally sure. But aren't all Hydrogen bombs triggere by fission anyway?

  • @mitjakaramatsov actually, yeah i think youre right about that

  • we finally made the biggest firecracker EVEAH!!!!!

  • Sounds like a tin can rolling down a flight of stairs...

  • does anyone traslate what are they talking about?

  • @`1:40 it's screwing itself :D

  • I wonder if the Chinese and Israelis know how to play Poker.

  • I am curious how a a 666 mega ton Hydrogen Bomb would look like exploding over Bejing with the help of my Little Green Friends From Mars.

  • Baking soda an vinegar in a sealed soda bottle can have the same effect

  • funny in our nuclear tests we have masculine voice counting down, but they use cute female voice. almost expect rainbow colored dragons and pink ponies to rain down when she hits zero

  • Ching chang chong

  • Power.

    This bomb made in china

    Tsar bomb is the moster bombs

    Lest go to the moon

  • I'll have an egg fu yung and some prawn crackers with that please

  • This is what happens when Chuck Norris punches the air.

  • "China only took 2 years to make the jump from the atomic to the hydrogen bomb (faster than ANY OTHER COUNTRY" Errr, only because they had help.

  • @aeronut19 im curious . help from whom?

  • @Kleeeenex1 USSR. It's not unprecedented. The chinese could have done the research themselves, but they are not dumb. They let other people do the hard work, then they reap the rewards.

  • 1:26.... hehe

  • Someone needs to show this video to Herman Cain.

    You know, after he is done sexually harassing the women.

  • This video is in Herman Cain's "current events" briefing folder.

  • this bomb made in china

  • @Macnerd38 These days the American bombs are made in China, too.

  • @Macnerd38 this made in china bomb still can bomb the shit out of your american fat ass during a nuclear war ;)

  • Which country is MAD enough to use them would guarantee that they get destroyed as well.

  • Aww, how cute.

  • Bruce Lee could kick that hydrogen bombs ass any day.

  • I want one of these to get rid of my car! :D

  • ni haioi chi lin tamagatchi

  • it looks like a...PENIS!!!

  • Ohh now that's burnin' some RICE!!!

  • oh what a wonderful creation,, bask in its beauty,, look how good we are.

  • Well,it was Mao or never...

    

  • @poodleslayer Did you Say Mao?!

  • goh, pah, quae, MIO, uuh, ueh, dae, mea, yoo, SHBAH!

  • @segregator236 Yeah, faster than any other country, because they stole the technology.

  • NUCLEAR WAR AGAINST MEAT EATERS! FOR A VEGAN WORLD WITHOUT MEAT FASCISM AND SAUSAGE RACISM! MIKE, THE SAUSAGE, AND HIS GRANDSONS WILL LIBERATE HUMANITY FROM THE SAUSAGES OF MEAT EATERS! STAND UP AND FIGHT WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS AGAINST CARNIVORMS!

  • 0:55 looks like a penis!

  • why does this have so many dislikes?

  • I would really like one for christmas please. I am a good person , i hate all the right countries , and i vote like i am told......so I promise not to use it unless I get really pissed off.....or some country makes a faster aeroplane than mine....

    Ok Santa ???? ( I've been good, really.....)

  • Press 5 to discover a new pok-e-mon.

  • why r there 2 explosions, u see the massive "sun" explosion, and then next to it a little version on the left, wot is that explosion? anyone know?

  • 1:33 ....sex....?

  • Only 2 years from atomic to hydrogen bomb?

    If Clinton had been president back them it would have only taken Red China about an hour and a half.

  • fuck...u y not ..usa germany...... britian....denmark. ps the whole europe is an option.....

  • @soberek Yeah drop 10 of these babies on Israel and everyone will be happy.

  • @Feroci0usKnight red neck. lol

  • @soberek

    dude, that would really bring a new world war to us.

    and if u.s. did that to some country, then there is a high risk of dropping one on us.

    oh and also it doesn't make the world a better place.

    it brings war and i'm sure for killing millions of people, they will probably drop on one country after another.

    and also, it could bring total destruction to humanity itself.

  • @soberek Not to mention your homeland, Poland. Who needs your country anyway, right? I mean, if you were unfit to resist German occupation, then you are not fit to live. I say we either annex your country with Germany or nuke it.

  • @VipericVampire We were fit to resist nazis and as a matter of fact we resisted for 5,5 years of the occupation. Study some Wiki, because you don't have even half of the facts. Poland lost because we were stabbed in the back - on September 17th soviet pigs attacked us from the east, of course without declaring war. And no, my country doesn't supply terrorists with guns, ship drugs to other countries, or plot a new jihad every morning, nor is it a sick extremist islamic/taliban ruled state.

  • @soberek And how exactly do the Vatican and Jerusalem plot Jihad? ;)

  • @VipericVampire Israel is on constant "jihad" with the Palestine. Just as savage and inhumane as talibans are. That's including bombing with white phosphorus. Vatican is ruled by an anti-semitic, hitlerjugend, anti-condoms, inquisition, manipulative hypocritical puppet ruling states with established institutional religion controlling everything. Lastly, U should wiki yourself who helped hundreds of nazi war criminals escape Europe after 1945. Until U do that that, shut your ignorant face.

  • @soberek And is nuking a whole city filled with innocent people a solution to jihad, Zionist, the Church or whatever? That has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Do you not see the irony in what you say? You deserve to be personally nuked.

  • @VipericVampire The irony in what I'm saying comes from the level of how sick and unimaginably monstrous these devices are. The only logic behind their power is their purpose - they should be used for largest causes. Once we invented them to be what they are, what can you use them for? Teller wanted to dig artificial harbours. I'm for nuking my list, because it worked well enough for Japan and today not many are even complaining abut those bombings. It works, so, next: religion in all forms.

  • @soberek Mhm, good luck with that, you genocidal maniac. I think we should start with Poland since it is a semi-Catholic country which goes after vocalists like Adam Darski for desecrating the Bible on stage.

  • @VipericVampire Man, your'e totally ignorant. Believe it or not there is just one asshole/psycho fundamentalist christian Adam Nowak going after Nergal in court. And he lost his ridiculous lawsuits twice already and humiliated himself on national media a number of times. People in Poland either don't give a shit about Darski, or they are with him laughing their asses of seeing dumb old grannies and church officials barking their faces on TV. Darski is not hated or discredited in Poland at all.

  • @VipericVampire FUCK it's Ryszard Nowak, my mistake.

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  • @soberek Stupid fucking cunt. Go suck your cunty mum in the ass because people like you are inbred slappers.

  • @soberek How about Washington DC?

  • @DoomDodgers No, that would be a huge misuse. In D.C. U have to eradicate only about 100 assholes in the president's administration. For that U use conventional puppies, like a 2000lbs JDAM. Rest of the U.S. is pretty harmless when no one is there to give orders to invade. And we need them at least to laugh at them. They're not evil, they're just ignorant and fat. Oh I forgot! Of course, U do that the first day republican asswipes take control. Fact is, democrats started a way fewer major wars.

  • @soberek U bout as dum as they cum. Too bad yor brain doesnt know what ur saying(typing)else you would crawl in that hole where you came from.....PUKE

  • @soberek what is with Bogota? are talking the one in south america?

  • @happymercenary Colombia, biggest hard drugs supplier for the U.S. and surrounding countries.

  • @soberek how can you say that??? you know that people there are fighting to stop that??ou now I'm from Colombia and the citizens are not the responsible for that , in fact the government and the terrorist groups are , the government is associated for money and jobs for places to "rule" taking our money (Colombia citizens) also why drop there a nuke??? is the second country with more biodiversity in the world, sure drugs are bad ,but you don't have to kill them if they already suffering...retract

  • @happymercenary Your problem is, that You're looking for logic in "my" idea. There is no logic in it. Dropping thermonukes is just as sick and irrational as calling them "weapons". Because they are not weapons. Weapons are devices that allow victory. H-bomb is a device providing melted craters. Poles apart from "victory". But, knowing what these devices are best at, what would be the best suited use for them? How about dropping one on Colombia's government? Pretty "logical" use for an H-bomb.

  • @soberek hahahahahaha :) yeah I think that sometimes a country doesn't need to be punished but leaders may, I get sick when some poor civilian get their home destroyed after 30 years of hard working, paying bills, raising a family... is sad how war can become such a natural and abominable thing in us , humans. we are so contrasted and similar , always looking for an answer to a questions that is already resolved ... selfishness

  • @soberek Leave Jerusalem out of this

  • @soberek

    Somehow I understand how you feel. But killing those persons will end with the suffering and lack of justice on earth? No, if you kill them new motherfuckers will come and do the same. And you know that you would also kill innocent right? If you did such a think you would only bring more vengance and dead. So dont even think about it, if your intention is to erradicate evil from the world.

  • @94nomada If you're not a dumbass, U should quickly realise I don't think that dropping these babies will end all problems. These devices are so insane, inhumane, and impossible to reason that U try looking for any logical applications - just as irrational, insane and unimaginable as these weapons themselves are. If we created such monsters, what would their power be useful for? Well, by design, they're best at levelling targets the size of a city. So, which countries deserve to taste them most?

  • @soberek and you are a waste of sperm

  • @soberek Hmmm, like ise, why not america? Why are you so terrorised?

  • @soberek and dont forget those useless criminal dirty slavs in eastern europe, bucharst, warsaw, moscow, budapest, the list could indeed go on

  • And how large was the Tsar Bomba?

  • @HeWhoSlayethCain Almost 20 (!) times stronger than this one. A three stage, solid thermonuclear fuel, air deliverable firecracker. At ~57 megatons It would level a city the size of residential London, it's heat would turn you into a pound of charcoal in seconds at over 60 miles away. Essentially Sarah Connor scene in Terminator 2 for real. Not pretty.

  • Kind of silly to say "faster than ANY OTHER COUNTRY"....like anyone playing catch-up it's easier to make progress by integrating research thats already been done; e.g. US and Russian space programs were piggybacked off of German research. Easy to be fast when you're given a leg up. Same thing goes for the chinese space program and economy.

  • Son Of A !!!!!

  • Nasty.

    Fingers crossed for the ultimate answer to this someday: multilateral disarmament.

  • @BaddaBigBoom Sure...Besides the fact that the doctrine of MUTUAL ASSURED DESTRUCTION has prevented a global war since 1945, and that nuclear weapons really, REALLY work as deterrent, and that without nuclear weapons, the Soviets and NATO would most assuredly have been in armed conflict perhaps continually during the Cold War at the cost of millions of lives and endless human suffering, besides these facrts, yea sure, let's get rid of all the nukes! Well thought out idea...

  • Goookkkkuuuuu!!!!!!!

  • The foolish strategy and the experiment which were attached for the worst evil spirit on the history of man of a nuclear bomb.

  • Musroom cloud... of death

  • @MarkusNemesis yep, that's a lovely slice of racism. What do you think your language sounds like to the Chinese? It sounds stupid too. Grow up.

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  • after a few hours you just want another one

  • unh, einya, oh.. pa.. poo ah.. boom...

  • And I used to believe under arm deodorant caused global warming...

  • she says that duck build platy pus

    

  • The reason their development was so fast is because they received extensive help from the USSR, after they had already made and developed their own. Also the Chinese version used the Teller-Ulam design, a design that the Americans had developed in 1951, 16 years before the Chinese.

  • @acount134 So,what your saying is the Chinese stole or borrowed their bomb plans like everything else the supposedly develop.

  • @acount134 yes the o so wise Americans, who couldnt even build a decent engine to power their fighterplanes in WWII, didnt have radar technology, no noteworthy rocket technology. And who wouldnt even have an atomic bomb if it wasnt for the briliant war refugees who worked on the design. Cant talk about China stealing shit if the USA is world leader in stealing designs. Almost the whole USA fightforce, the jets, missiles, tanks etc was Nazi inspired.

  • @acount134 .The Usa was a industrial giant with shitty equipment, riding in cookiecans and flying in underpowered aircrafts. fucking Leeches of the war in europe, during the war sitting on their safe island waiting for the right time to step in, while Europe was burning, and people were being put to death in the gaschambers. And after the war, harbouring Nazi warcriminals to put a man on the moon and design their military. you cant say shit about stealing. Be real now.

  • @StrangeDeimos - I dont know if I should laugh or cry on your ignorance and penchant to display it so vividly.. This is the problem with uneducated.

  • @strangerindanger truth hurts, so you should cry.

    "This is the problem with (the?) uneducated." or (uneducated people?)

    You make that remark and have a problem with simple syntax. lol

    Dont go diggin for grammar mistakes in my comments now, English isnt my first language.

    And education? Your lessons are the echoes of state control. I can sustain everything I said. There's different versions of history floating around.

    Sheeps will be sheep, I guess.

  • @StrangeDeimos LOL, I knew that English is not your first language just by the mistakes that you "tried" to find in my comment. Pick up some grammar books and then come back. So you are not only bad in history but in grammar as well, pity. Its a fashion to say nowadays that people who conform to rules are sheeps but people who are uneducated, ignorant, and stupid are somehow the new knowledgeables of the world.

  • engine to power their fighterplanes? Rolls-Royce engines from the Brits.Cookiecans? Shermans, far outclassed by the german tanks. Radar? also from the brits. Atomic bomb? the idea came from Euro physicists. You learned Oppenheimer, being the boss doesnt mean you're the main contributor. Moonlanding? von Braun, Rocket engineer, Nazi, butchered jews in factories, Usa gave him a job. And only when it was clear that ussr (at high cost) were winning the war, the usa entered the war in Europe. Facts.

  • @StrangeDeimos - Your argument is stupid. The computer that you are using, the internet thats connecting you to this forum, the electricity that the computer is running on, the power in your house, the car that you drive (if you have one), the plane that you fly in (if you have ever traveled), the phone that you talk on - All American inventions. Highest number of Nobel Laureates are Americans. I can talk more but you get the point, I hope.

  • @strangerindanger electricity? an invention? Was fire invented? Thats a discovery and made way before before the usa even existed. Its more a work in progress, Benjamin Franklin was a pioneer in the field but so was Tesla(non american). You think ford invented the automobile? lol, How about the combustion engine? Planes? Wright brothers right? Who discovered the airfoil principle? Telephone? Also a work in progress and a widely disputed patent. I can go on but you get the point, I hope.

  • @StrangeDeimos - Wow you are fucktard beyond repair and an asshole beyond doubt. NO education, no information, no knowledge and no life. I will leave you alone in your bliss of ignorance and hatred.

  • @strangerindanger ok, so you consider yourself owned? with nothing more to say? resort to being hostile because I owned you and probably be my slave in the afterlife? yes? I understand. life must be hard on your poor soul. The way you talk fits perfectly in a minority complex diagnose, you talk me down to feel better about yourself. Something to think about. I know this about your miserable life while you know nothing about me.

    tee hee

  • @strangerindanger (cont) In fact I will go on, cause I dont think you will get the point. You usa n00bs have some real illusions of grandeur to claim these inventions as your own. And im not talking abt Americans who indeed did important things. I am talking abt YOU, patriots, propaganda parrots. Every brilliant physicist admits he stood on the shoulder of giants. Wtf you talking abt? The bomb was american? The car? The pc?

    WTF!? Research and see these claims are ambigious at the very least.

  • @StrangeDeimos - Yes motherfucker.. you have shown your ignorance time and again so go in the rat hole that you came from and keep fucking yourself and get these idiotic "truth" out of your ass. You are such a dumb, oh man no words. FUBAR.

  • @StrangeDeimos

    It's sad to see so many Americans who have the belief

    "the US created everything in the modern world".

    But not all of us are that brain washed.

    Patriot propaganda parrots is a good way of putting it.

    I think every country has some of them.

  • @DaddyOD13 I see you're american, good to see there is still some decent people, reasonable and looking at facts. This guy is making all these idiotic claims while all he has to do, is a simple google search, to see that its just not true. He's not being realistic at all. What discussion? futile? lol A car without an engine is a carriage, why credit Henry Ford? He even thinks usa 'invented' electricity!? That ranks amongst the most dumbest things I ever heard. Its really stupid....

  • @StrangeDeimos

    Oh yes we Americans did invent electricity.

    We also invented air.

    And your damn lucky we did, or you'd be choking to death right now.

  • @strangerindanger

    TimBL invented the World Wide Web. He's a Brit.

    The gas powered car & the programable computer were invented by Germans.

    Ford made the first "assembly line" built cars.

    The Wright bros. achieved "powered" flight first....maybe.

    Electricity was discovered thousands of years ago.

    Alexander Graham Bell immigrated from Scotland.

    I know this country tries to teach us we invented everything,

    But don't believe everything you hear.

  • @DaddyOD13 - Electricity was discovered thousands of years ago??? Really?? America IS a country of immigrants. I am not claiming that the native Indians invented these things, everyone in America came from somewhere.

    I am being realistic. okay, so Wright brothers invented powered flights, what was going on before that, were people flying as they do today? Ford build assembly line cars, were people driving as they do today? I have given up since this discussion is futile.

  • @strangerindanger Have you ever heard of the Bagdad battery?

    Before powered flight? Gliding.

    Before assembly lines? Custom made.

    Just Google this stuff before you comment.

  • "faster than ANY OTHER COUNTRY"

    As if this is compliment to their country . . .

  • Why does 1:26 look like a dick?

  • Speaking chinese sounds like such a struggle!

  • fuck china comunists

  • đụ mẹ bọn tàu khựa đây mà.nghe nó nói chuyện như chó dại sủa

  • @dattranchidat Đừng chửi thề. ))))

  • TRUE PATRIOTS!!! The really funny thing is people are moved by this. Without a doubt at some point in the future we should all destroy each other. THUMBS UP.

  • 0:56 That cloud looks like a great big fukkin dick

  • That is by far the most annoying language on the planet

  • I won't even step on a bug when walking down the sidewalk if I can help it. I really don't understand how people can create these things and set them off knowing that so much life of all kinds will be killed and harmed. I guess they're just evil.

  • Why the fuck is there lovey dovey music over this? This bomb could kill 500,000,000 people. Humans are so unbelievably retarded...

  • @lgndsgn how? how are you going to concentrate 500 milion people in the blast area?

  • @lgndsgn sowhat you are saying is that this one tiny 3.3 megaton bomb can wipe out an area 1.5 times the size of the united states, or wipe out 1.5 times the US population? your right, humans are unbelievably stupid, your an example

  • Faster than any other country, because they copied the technology^^ Not hard to make a fusion bomb when you first have achieved making a fission bomb tough. Just get some hydrogen and wrap the uranium around it

  • @luciduspostremo it's not that simple. Try researching on how a Hbomb works. As for copying. Wow. I bet the US or the USSR just love to let foreign scientists look at their top secret military project.

  • @AlternateArtisan

    I dont know what you responded to^^ The principle of making an atom bomb is quite simple, once you got the refined uranium and, in the case of a hydrogen bomb, the correct hydrogen isotopes. Indeed. Guess spies and informants didn't exist back then^^ The chinese based this tech on western/russian tech, as they have based tech on chinese tech in the (specially far) fast. That is how it works. I'm not saying the chinese are dumb or anything

  • they talk about it like they just cured cancer

  • What?

  • China's largest example of stolen technology. 

  • @jabberwolf Well, if a swordsmith were to attack you with one of his swords at his workshop, wouldn't you take another one to defend yourself?

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  • @jabberwolf I'd like to see you steal nuclear secrets. Really, I would like to see you infiltrate a foriegn country and steal schematics for a nuclear bomb. Not so easy now is it.

  • chiba!

  • sex bomb SEX BOMB!!!

  • Chinese is such a retarded language, number six and seven just sound like "ooo" and "eerrh". Don't give a shit whether it's Cantonese/Mandarin fuck right off.

  • Is a publication of a cake Japanese? =3

  • Why the fuck is Seeing through clothes one of the suggestions?

  • Made in china

  • lol slowmotion and this music

  • They cant even manufacture pencils right, and they have thermonuclear weapons????

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  • I CAN SEE FEAR IN YOUR COMMENTS , LMFAO!!

  • @honglun1 Its the delivery method that matter. Have you heard about those little lasers of ours?

  • @tommysch go paranoid, every other nation on planet are terrorists. evil russians, evil chineese they are attacking you, invisible enemies, look behind.... and honglun1 is right all ur comments smell fear, if u have SDI shit and all lasers just stop makin stupid comments... relax!!

  • @honglun1 LOL!!!! Why did you choose that nickname? One of the meanings - Red wheel.

  • chinchang mothherfucking cum

  • I truly believe all ppl taking part in such developments should be executed

  • Fuck china, cant do shit, their eyes are to chinked to know what the fuck to do

  • @InsidiousKiller they have the world's biggest army. but we have the biggest and best air force

  • @mario51man I'd bet on China if there were a war.

  • America THINKS it can do whatever it wants

    China KNOWS it can do whatever it wants

  • Press 1=Botox

    Press 5=to you my dear

    Press 7=onion powder

    Press 8=Bye man

  • Never noticed how annoying the Chinese language is up until now. 

  • Ching chong chow... Kaboom!!!

  • Thanks to Edward Teller and Stan Ulam, The rest of the world can copy what they made.

  • press 8 for fire bon bon chi chi don ta