Top 5 Best Drunks in the Movies: Rotten Tomatoes Show

[sharky0922]

JACK SPARROW FOR FUCK SICK..!

[bobivd6688]

I am a fan of Rotten Tomatoes but they can really be such pretencious douchebags. One film in the list that was made after 1990? Really? They still think that being a good movie critic requires ignoring the last 20 years of cinema.

[CaptainFrostshock]

Where is the Drunken Master? Are you people insane?

[Wompalou]

I nominate Gene Wilder´s Waco kid from Blazing Saddles!

[KangOhDayumn]

where the fuck is jackie chan, drunken master?!

[dedlifs2]

i think the best is leaving las vegas 

[LibraryDoors]

haha they should make a new one and put Haymitch from the Hunger Games in it. xD

[RichardHannay]

I think NIck Charles oughto have been in this list...

[newthrash1221]

anyone else think this guy looks like jim halpert? aka john krasinski

[Zombiesavage100]

What about the McKenzie Brothers from Strange Brew.

[chaconmcfly]

Drunken Master?

[wintersnoob]

omg 1:15...did that guy just drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels that fast? :o

If it was real, he'd be dead.

[krobinator41]

@wintersnoob It was real. John Belushi had to be rushed to the ER to have his stomach pumped after filming that scene.

[Deadlyrazorwings]

@krobinator41 It was tea.

[KelanDWood]

If you don't have Dudley Moore in Arthur on the list i'll break your neck and and slice your...oh wait you did

[labellegiugliani90]

What about The Idiot Brother from the Wedding Singer aka the "best guitar player in the world"

[irishdude69]

please say that was cola and milk D= burrrk

[LoganCrews]

Toot in The Drawn Together Movie

[gareth5533]

"I am the liquor."

[Jraw72]

Jim Lahey - Trailer Park Boys

[zgitzoid]

What about Shakes the Clown?

[mikezilla3]

what about billy bob thorton in bad santa rotten tomatoes you're fukckin gay

[seekur32]

Octoberfest begins in September.

[thereefshark]

Seriously, what type of movie show is this? Say what you will about Nicolas Cage, but he won a well-deserved Oscar for portraying an alcoholic in Leaving Las Vegas. The Rotten Tomatoes show is just so obsessed with coming across as "Different" and thus decides to cut OBVIOUS choices for these lists. It isn't cool to do that, its just pretentious.

[StephanieLoveful]

wheRE IS fear AND loaf in las vegas????????? Johnny Depp!! <3

[muscleoffigus]

@StephanieLoveful not a drunk

[TheTenaciousTim]

what about Quint from Jaws? yeah he died but he was fucking brilliant.

[bobjangle11]

THE DUDE?

[fastizzio]

what about withnail????

[TheCrazyKakoos]

Bluto is 4th? the man pounded a handle of jack to calm his nerves!

[SillyNerdify]

lol Now i know where my brother is always quoting "I got two guns, one fer each a ya..."

[ccgauntdesign]

What about Shakes the Clown? See clip: youtube[dot]com/watch?v=-oS-nw­ZLEGc

[lesterclaypool1]

@TheMomsen123

Shush, Bobandy!

[Lee86Cr]

Richard E. Grant in Withnail And I = Best drunk of all time. No contest.

[strukhoff]

Some of these RT thingies are good, but not this one. No Nic Cage and no Ray Milland? Not credible.

[jhhoover]

May I ask where Ben Sanderson from Leaving Las Vegas is on here?

[anatinoni]

Ahh Mickey Rourke back when looking at him didn't make me barf!!!

[Saintnick90]

Aw man. I thought I was actually going to watch an RT list without an unfunny skit. I guess I'll wait until next time.

[2008maerski]

haha! "I have two guns one for each one of you."

[someguy459]

So why the fuck isn't Jack Sparrow on this list?

watch?v=s4A-fEw4iWM&feature=re­lated

[wildvine2345]

@someguy459 i know right jack sparrow the fucking best drunk "why is all the rum gone?*stumbles*thats why"

[MELlovesPUNX]

Arthur is a great movie! Also, Jack Lemmon was awesome in Bad News Bears.

[ThreeCatsScratching]

@MELlovesPUNX That was Walter Mathau not Jack Lemmon

[dalekprawn]

Hancock, Drunken Master, The 10th Doctor*, June*, Mad Eye Moody*, and Captain Jack Sparrow should be on this list.

*either not in a movie, and/or not actually drunk, and/or not actually Mad Eye Moody

[AmosBiallystock]

OK, what? No asian guy from 16 Candles?

[amrandom7145]

That ranch dressing was milk.

[cha5]

No mention of Jack Lemmon in The Days Of Wine And Roses?

His portrayal of an alcoholic at the end of his rope was unforgettable.

[ttrooy1]

thumbs up if hancock should be the best drunk

[Craigers22763]

Worth an honorable mention: Buck Flower in a cameo as a whino in many 80's movies. Most notable as the drunk in the underground in Escape from New York

"Haaaaail too the chieeef...la daaa de daa de daaaa..."

[metalheadtrevor1]

jim Layhey

[paul1320]

FRANK THE TANK!!!!!!!!

[contemplativegirl21]

Dude, Kid Sheleen really should have been #1, or anywhere on this list at the very least.

[jwahh]

In a round aboutway this was strangely informative.. maybe I'm just drunk

[joepescifromcasino]

just fucking search Jim lahey on youtube if you want #1 but thats only in 2 movies though I'll give it to Kid Sheleen from Cat Ballou

[raymith]

@joepescifromcasino Barry Dunn is easily the best actor when you need a drunky

[lesterclaypool1]

@raymith

John Dunsworth could outdrunk Dunn's "Ray" any day.

Dunsworth is an actor, Dunn is not.

[AnnoyingOnion]

how about the Hang Over

[kj7129]

Jack Sparrow?

[FrankLeeSheen]

Serious question does anyone know if John Belushi actually chugged a bottle of Jack Daniels in that scene or was it a prop?

[Thoran666]

@FrankLeeSheen its a prop. Drinking that much whiskey could kill you or ruin the day and probably the next too.There is no way any director would allow his actors to get drunk on set.

[mcgoonster]

omg is that what mickey rourke used to look like?

[shadybrain3424]

i never saw barfly but i like mickey rourke so ill just expect that he should be number one.

[RAYxJAMES]

where the hell is blily bob thornton from BAD SANTA!!! that shouldve been number 1.

[Atemuoh1991]

 what about jack sparrow ?!

[AvsJoe]

Canadian example: Mr Lahey from Trailer Park Boys.

[billyopeck]

they missed many ray miland from lost weekend, jack lemon from days of wine and roses, and of course nick cage from leaving las vegas

[billyopeck]

they missed many ray miland from lost weekend, jack lemon form days of wine and roses, and of course nick cage from leaving las vegas

[bsnxenogear]

Where the hell is the Drunken Master?! The guy who gets a shitload stronger WHEN he gets drunk? The guy that's so classic, he's got parodies in a ton of fighting games? That's not good enough?

[sambomatic]

Where the hell is Jackie Chan in the drunken master?

You get drunk and become a kung fu genius. COME ON!

[ghman01]

Not even one fucking mention of Withnail and I?

[owaaaa984]

what about the homeless guy in "superbad"?

[ThatCrazyAsianDude]

jackie chan or his teacher in dunken master

[Cornygurl669]

Inigo Montpya from Princess Bride

[claire0rockz]

Captain Jack Sparrow?

[hipp6y]

"i have two guns, one for each of ya"

love that line!!

[bluphoenix44]

where the hell is Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa

[shanestrommer]

@bluphoenix44 I was just about to say this

[KdotJdot]

that ranch scene was hilarious

[slye1991]

pluto is number 1 theres no argument over that one

[MaxFrisch84]

Where is Jackie Gleason???

[baki3626]

i thought they might include Tom Hanks character from "A League of their own" but they already had one drunk baseball coach.

[quibily]

Jack Sparrow should be on this!

[imdetamilboy]

LOOOOL!! dis is mad jokes.

[PurpleMintSam]

I want to rape Brett Erlich

[DanielLaux429]

Uh, where's Bacchus from Fantasia? That guy was awesome. I mean, what other guy can dance with hot centaur chicks while drunk off wine? Not to mention, Fantasia is also my favorite movie.

[nancymcgalliard]

Yonica Baby's fiancee in War, Inc.

[ishotbuckwheat]

billy madison, anyone?

[SjoerdvdKroon]

what about nicolas cage in leaving las vegas.

[reece32100]

@SjoerdvdKroon Rotten tomatoes show doesn't know what's good. Don't trust these guys to make the right choices.

[thekillers1stfan]

@SjoerdvdKroon Nick Cage is possibly the worst actor in history

[SjoerdvdKroon]

@thekillers1stfan Oh i agree with you... I don't like him AT ALL. It's just that in this 1 movie (leaving las vegas), he played the role of a drunk very good. Don't you agree? Check out my 'sold my soul' video please :-) Greetz Sjoerd

[MrSratticusFinch]

@thekillers1stfan I think it kinda depends what movie he's in. When he gets good scripts like Leaving Las Vegas and Adaptation he's actually pretty good. If he's in a movie like The Wicker Man, then he's ridiculously over the top and annoying.

[RyanLies]

@SjoerdvdKroon yeah first guy I thought about reading the title

[Duomaxwell5150]

The ledgend of drunken master was the movie. Best drunk ever.

[jayjayjigsby2]

@Duomaxwell5150 That was the "most depressing" drunk.

[Blindianboy]

@Duomaxwell5150 Truth. These people fucked the list.

[n0o0o0o0o0o]

jackie chan from drunken boxing?

[archivesbc]

Drunken boxer I think - it was one amazing martial arts movie - but I don't think it's dialogue is any good