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  • this is so fresh and funny:0 made my day, that's all that matters:)

    Kiyona444 5 months ago

  • "Yeah white boy, it's non-fat!"

    LMAO

    HeysaysChenay 9 months ago 9

  • "tune in and prosper" R O F L !!!

    techstepman 1 year ago

  • Yeah, white boy, it's nonfat

    AlphaMadre 1 year ago 8

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    duckymarshmallow 1 year ago

  • i want that as my cell-phone sound/song

    Colton5 1 year ago

  • This was when G4 was watchable.

    megapants444 1 year ago 8

  • That is the best response ever.

    HueyFan12 1 year ago

  • Spock's always been very cool.

    Next time anyone asks if its 'non-fat' I know what to say.

    thesalcassidy 1 year ago 2

  • "Yeah white boy it's non-fat." That was awesome! Seriously, just the way he says it, and the look on his face...

    TheSuperheroEllie 1 year ago 7

  • lol yeah white boy its non-fat. I got bidnezz to attend

    PhuckHue2 2 years ago 5

  • yea white boy it's nonfat!!!!!!!!!Go Spock-classic line

    lan147xp 2 years ago

  • What I really love about these clips (where the hell can I find the actual show!?) is how their ring tones are set to sound like the old school communicators. That staticy hail noise drives me nuts! I love it!!

    Piriathy 2 years ago

  • gene rodden berry made star trek, u idiot! >=/

    startrekgirl258 2 years ago 2

  • yee white boi iz non fat LOL

    lugia3 2 years ago 2

  • Gangsta Spock just works. It shouldn't, but it does.

    nancyzeetoo 2 years ago 105

  • I SAW STAR TREK IN IMAX!!!!

    STAR123WARSS 2 years ago 5

  • SO DID I

    AeroSpaceBoy130 2 years ago

  • Why are you cussing me so violently?

    dowling1981 2 years ago

  • george lucas didn't make star trek.

    captain5enterprise 2 years ago 2

  • I think you'll find that he made it before Star Wars, ken?

    dowling1981 2 years ago

  • im so jelous

    cprich22 2 years ago

  • Wonder what the call to Kirk was about? hehe

    xoio 2 years ago

  • "ya whiteboy it's nonfat!"

    ubbba12 2 years ago 15

  • Thanks green boy!!

    SamualShark 2 years ago

  • Lol! yeeeeah.... *sigh*

    LMRDbabe 2 years ago

  • I got bidness to attend! And I can't attend my bidness witout no damn sinal...

    I like how spock is the one who isn't speaking grammatical correct.

    kadotie12 2 years ago 59

  • it seems like Spock lost his sense of Logic

    JDavies345 2 years ago 8

  • But gained a sense of GangSTAR lolz

    McCorkell89 2 years ago

  • and found his sence of PARRTAAAAYYYY

    cprich22 2 years ago

  • The part that makes me laugh is the fact that Spock sits in his chair backwards. XD

    mouse264 2 years ago 8

  • "Tall Lata for Captain Kirk"

    "NonFat?"

    "Yeah white boy nonfat?!"

    87Hyoga 2 years ago 13

  • I got bidness to attend

    pmgodfrey 2 years ago 15

  • where did you get those action figures

    jedimaster1700 2 years ago

  • Lol every time I watch this I think;

    Did Kirk just facepalm and then smell his hand?

    b33jal 2 years ago 7

  • i was JUST wondering that myself!

    OldiexOldie1134 2 years ago

  • great minds... ;) :P

    b33jal 2 years ago

  • watch star trek cribs the directors cut lol

    JustKeepRunning27 2 years ago 2

  • Why it is Captain Kirk, the old man whore of space. Remember him? He is the star of the "Star Wreck", a five year mission to subduce as many alien woman as possible that was interrupted by his VD.

    jpsmart59 2 years ago

  • "Yea, whiteboy 's non-fat." LMAO

    KeenandNifty 2 years ago 18

  • "We got wi-fi here right?

    I got business to attend

    and I can't attend my business

    without no damn signal."

    XDDD amazing.

    TheDeepThinkingDoll 2 years ago 9

  • Dude they should make a series out of this

    Razgriz2118 2 years ago 10

  • I wish they would make this into a series

    JERSEYJIM74 2 years ago 4

  • Logical Spock as a bad-ass black dude; gotta love it! ;)

    LuckyBear84 2 years ago 8

  • LOL

    Hootshot112 2 years ago

  • star trek experience!

    stickmanfart 3 years ago 3

  • Star Trek Experience? That sounds like a rock band, Lol!

    dismissed7 2 years ago

  • I know. I just like saying "Star Trek Experience!"

    stickmanfart 2 years ago

  • obvious, not successful

    UnanimousDelivers 2 years ago

  • for a sec i mistook this for a Robot Chicken sketch. :-D

    deezvids 3 years ago 12

  • haha this stuff is so funny. I dont like star trek but this kicks ass

    godfathrgirl 3 years ago 3

  • "No damn signal; what is up? Why can't I get no signal here? I got business to attend, and I can't attend my business without no damn signal."

    CupcakeMouse 3 years ago 4

  • I got business to attend, and I cant attend my business if I can't no damn signal! hahaha!

    katakagirl1 3 years ago 4

  • cause Charlie Murphy has one of the most original and coolest voices out there, and u need something like that to play a bad ass motherfucker like Spock. Just like how the original voice of Darth Vader came from a black guy, james earl jones. so before you come off looking like a racist idiot, know your facts and your history.

    stupid piece of shit.

    DarkEpyon123 3 years ago 10

  • Spock rules. Yeah white boy its non-fat.

    MST3kTomServo 3 years ago 13

  • "I can't attend my bidness without no damn signal!"

    AHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    So great...

    STSGirl 4 years ago 5

  • "I can't tend my bidness whitout no signal"

    holy crap that's GREAT shit right there.

    shortyblackwell 4 years ago 5

  • that is great...lol

    JakerTB7 4 years ago

  • lol

    501th 4 years ago

  • "yeh whiteboy its non fat" LOL

    roas2 4 years ago 3

  • i love this show

    QuantumVideos 4 years ago

  • ╔╗╔═╦╗

    ║╚╣║║╚╗

    ╚═╩═╩═╝ stan mcner is now "rare"

    yes for coffee enthusiast !

    4willsasso 4 years ago 2

  • lololololol soo funy i can not stop see it

    501th 4 years ago

  • thats good animation

    taylorules 4 years ago

  • Subtle touches like Kirk spinning his communicator on the table and Spock flipping the chair around before sitting down help make this memorable.

    ReverendSyn 4 years ago 3

  • that's a hoot and a half!

    PopCultureE 4 years ago

  • Yeah White Boy, Spock's given a brother's style, thats what makes the adverts work so wickedly.

    FadahRon 4 years ago

  • theres tons of webcam girls? who gives a crap!

    FUNPOTCSTUFF 4 years ago

  • Yeah white-boy, it's non fat. SO IS SPOK SUPPOSED TO BE A SPACE NIGGER OR WHAT?

    nonigs010 4 years ago

  • LOL!!! Funny as hell!!

    91HEG 4 years ago

  • Yeah white-boy, it's non fat. SO IS SPOK SUPPOSED TO BE A SPACE NIGGER OR WHAT?

    nilga8569 4 years ago

  • They got Wi-Fi here, right?

    Charlie Murphy is hilarious in these things, man.

    Also, I love the way Spock's face contorts when he replies: "Yeah, White Boy, it's non-fat."

    G4...make more of these, man. Keep my boy Charlie employed!

    clericjack 4 years ago 2

  • The expressions are great in these things. Like the expressions on Kirk's face during his apparently distressing phone call.

    Yes, they do indeed need to make more of these. I'd watch an entire show if they could keep up this level of funny.

    ReverendSyn 4 years ago 3

  • Spock i feel your pain 3 months ago when my computer crashed It felt like Star Trek Episode when the Enterprise was on the brink of disaster. Im glad to have it back and running beter so i can laugh at these funny Videos on Youtube

    wdwron08 4 years ago

  • Tres Cool!

    andthen604 4 years ago

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    BigBird1337 4 years ago

  • ZAP the chainletter dorks! Set phasers to KILL!!!!!

    Chanrhu 4 years ago

  • no damn signal

    i got business 2 attend and i cant tend my business without no damn signal

    adrienne2010 4 years ago

  • non fat yeah whiteboy its non fat

    aaronh257 4 years ago

  • yeah, write! You chainletter nerds, don't you realize how you're annoying and how I want to kill you sometimes? This is not funny anymore(in fact it wasn't at all) and this is such a marasmus..

    MortieTheDoomed 4 years ago

  • hahaha the white boy  is non-fat-hahahaha

    PARENT1993 4 years ago

  • Hahahahahahahaha!

    ANd the computer bit.

    rikersgurlygurl04 4 years ago

  • Nice.

    Wilytank 4 years ago

  • These promos (this one and star trek cribs) look like they're made by the same guys that make the show Robot Chicken.

    stuffandnonsense07 4 years ago

  • i got bit-ness to tend to too :)

    valeriedenise 4 years ago

  • make that EVEN THOUGH only fucking retards listen to them

    Jagzeplin 4 years ago

  • I second that! well said! Is there no way we can get those bastards who send them? Do they actually believe they work? And you get them on your bloody mobile too. always the girls. tch.

    TheMeltingSnowman 4 years ago

  • If you're not a fan of cursing... then why watch?

    Illogical...

    djsufferthing 4 years ago

  • wooo hooo.. funny stuff.

    bluhevenly 4 years ago

  • not a fan of cussing

    christei2 4 years ago

  • Craig Kilborn as Captain Kirk? Craiggers Comeback COMPLETE.

    latelive 4 years ago

  • 5/5

    Wilytank 4 years ago

  • That is just too funny!

    regansmum 5 years ago

  • Go F'ff ur self!

    Vagroth 5 years ago

  • sry about that ^^; my idiotic brother likes to get on my computer and spam peoples pages.... i'll probably go kill him now

    thecatsmeOW5213 5 years ago

  • lol

    Vagroth 5 years ago

  • good

    masck1122 5 years ago

  • In 2376 a girl named Uhura was laying beside a pool, when a starship captain put suntan oil on her by squeezing the suntan oil out on her back, protecting her from harmful U.V. rays. Then he put some on Spock. Now that you have read this, all those stupid psychotic messages will not harm you for 500 years. Every night when you go to sleep you can feel comfortable knowing there are clean clothes in your closet, hanging there with few or no wrinkles! Who writes superstitious crap?

    JHedgespeth1 5 years ago

  • thank you

    beatlesfreak264 4 years ago

  • Charlie Murphy makes a great spock

    neogigo 5 years ago

  • Kirk makes a good straight man for him too.

    ReverendSyn 4 years ago

  • and don't forget to drink your coffee

    varsha1 5 years ago

  • Charlie Murphy makes a great spock

    DD169 5 years ago

  • "Non-fat?"

    "Yeah white boy, its non-fat."

    FTW!

    qibble 5 years ago

  • Craig Kilborn is Kirk. Im almost sure.

    gw1zz 5 years ago

  • these clips are too funny!

    Viewa1 5 years ago

  • wtf is that LATUALATUKA

    anyway, i love picard more than kirk

    meozeren2 5 years ago

  • shame on u!!!!

    beatlesfreak264 5 years ago

  • what, i love Adama more than all star trek captains

    meozeren 5 years ago

  • i wouldn't worry about someone stealing your soul; if you reposted this, you probably don't have one

    graypl 5 years ago

  • i didnt see this one

    but still classic

    SuPerMaNcomeSaveME 5 years ago

  • f*ckin genius....can I say f*ck?

    BeauJames59 5 years ago

  • sure

    nec77f 5 years ago

  • "the guy with the pointy ears" is spock... lol

    alyssa2themaxxx 5 years ago

  • hey the guy wid dA pointy ears sounds black!

    littleyellowfishy 5 years ago

  • Stupid and juvenile. Nothing funny there. "I got bizness to attend to." What's funny about that?

    gadgetsage2525 5 years ago

  • This is the first I'm seeing of these ads since I don't live in the US. Is that Charlie Murphy doing the voice of Spock?

    n107 5 years ago

  • Yeah, it's Charlie Murphy.

    bdougwrx 5 years ago

  • then i saw this show and i'm a beleiver

    zwinkz 5 years ago

  • Brilliant

    hazza50 5 years ago

  • Yea white boy, it's nonfat... I would say I miss those days of "G4" but I miss TechTV even more, G4 can suck me off softly...

    em0rox 5 years ago

  • Did you ever see G4's review of Star Trek Legacy? They hardly adressed the game at all. They said it sucked but didn't state much in the way of WHY it sucked. Instead it was turned into several minutes of them essentially saying "Star Trek sucks and it's fans suck for liking it." Now I don't expect EVERYONE to like Trek, but at least show some professionalism and keep it limited to the actual game and not insult your viewers.

    ReverendSyn 4 years ago

  • Pretty original.

    kashiwahara 5 years ago

  • LOve it@!

    minervasowl 5 years ago

  • OOOOoooh, I know that voice...yez sireee I do...

    What I think about the video?

    Weeell...nothing..not a damn thing..

    Hybie 5 years ago

  • yeah baby! :)

    amoniacarater 5 years ago

  • haha. charlie murphy iz the shit

    videompt 5 years ago

  • too bad it's just a teaser...somebody! please post an episode!!

    stashyboy1 5 years ago

  • Holy cow this is hysterical!

    curt344 5 years ago

  • what cracks me up about star trek is that their phones are bigger than ours.

    goose1077 5 years ago

  • They're not phones. They're subspace communicators. These things are more powerful and efficient with far greater range than a mere cel phone. They not only have to reach a ship thousands of miles away but also punch through athmospheric and spatial disturbances. The large size was simply the visual aesthetics at the time.

    ReverendSyn 4 years ago

  • What a scream! These are GREAT. More! More! Spock as a black guy? heeelarious. Where can I get more of these?

    racetothebottom 5 years ago

  • Scrub mind!

    Spock! What have they done to you?

    grimeldasnodpocket 5 years ago

  • i cant tend my bis-niss wit no damn signal

    classic

    jpashdown 5 years ago

  • look closly and they are dummys.

    gagetguy 5 years ago

  • that cell-phone is big!

    gagetguy 5 years ago

  • I would pay to see more of these! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

    bagpiper2 5 years ago

  • This is so funny, the way Spock is a brother. They should make this into a series and show it on TV. Loads of people would find this funny as.

    zippy930 5 years ago

  • Why does Spock sound like Charlie Murphy, aka Darkness?

    divinespirals 5 years ago

  • because it is darkness...fuck yo couch nigga!!!

    XxChakraxX 5 years ago