Ari from Entourage Eats at a Vegetarian Restaurant

[denndent92]

She's kinda ugly too

[dutton65]

its funny cuz he's a vegetarian in real life

[missersuperman]

*ari's (stupid auto correct)

[missersuperman]

I'm on air's side with this one

[LeBronForTheWin]

Lol E at the end "enough about the fucking (food)?"

[reea333]

Ari from Entourage and Doug from Weeds are the funniest pricks out there

[steelmsr]

wow this is the first youtube video where, while reading the comments I'm like: I just wanted to fuckin' say that!

[SilverHammock]

What season & episode is this? I don't remember seeing it & I have the full box set.

[thespecter2]

@SilverHammock Season 1 episode something. LOL. I am too lazy to check but I think it is season 1 disc 2.

[aquadeltweightroom]

@SilverHammock the script and the sherpa

[Richiee09]

lol i love this scene too. it should have been in more "best of ari" compilations on youtube.

[gamerforlife16]

Entourage is (SO) good. Dont miss (any) [episode] by watching them at watchentouragetv(dot)tk

[r1kkie]

I love this scene!

[striderhyu]

mAN pROTEIN. War paint i want blood dripping

[KantongWockstar]

From the flesh of slaughtered animals

[Tonijnpizza]

''Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground.'' Haha classic.

[Ravixor]

@Tonijnpizza Pretty much the only line by Jeremy Piven I never found funny at all.

[DxLowKeY]

@Tonijnpizza what does it mean? lol

[KAmaKAsa1]

@DxLowKeY its a vegetable and the chick is talking about the horrible conditions of chickens cows etc etc and how they slaughter them or smthin

[ezekiel996]

MAN i hated that girl sooo much in that season (except the part in the pool with E)

[konatown5]

@ezekiel996 me too man, but that ass didn't quit

[ZenoKoninckx04]

@ezekiel996 I wanted to slap the shit out of her. Than I saw her ass. Than I started thinking of masturbating. Than they showed turtle. That was it.

[ezekiel996]

@ZenoKoninckx04 "sue me im going!"

[John88LC]

What season is this from?

[striderhyu]

its from season 1

[nimafrusciante]

haha, "man protein", good one

[andykosec]

If the world listened to people like you, we would be screwed...

[duffman5800]

i hate pretentious vegetarians, but what you just said is one of the most stupid, illogical things i have ever heard.

[JoeyShot]

even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground....one of his best

[rainzoro]

its also true. plants have nerve system. it flucturates as hell when someone tries to rip a leaf off

[DaggerThroatFuck]

And the nerve system leads to WHAT FUCKING brain to signal it as pain?

[shamrockblues01]

@DaggerThroatFuck They, people who quote that, mean the chemicals which respond to the "injury" sustained by plants to defend it i assume.

[YellowPompleMousse]

@DaggerThroatFuck just seriously if you cant take a joke shut the fuck up.

[MigiesEdition]

that girl is so ugly, her face and mouth look like a pig

[msahota]

she was by far vince`s worst girlfriend

[airkanada]

see this is why i think ari was the best in season 1-3. after that he just started yelling at people and saying things in a less artistic and more vulgar way.

this scene is a perfect example of when he isn't doing that and is being the ari that we all came to know and love...and not in the way that ari loves mrs. ari, but in the way that lloyed loves other dudes haaaa jk jk

[iHipHop]

he still is artistic. just more violent.

[starsky1012]

Broccoli feels pain.

[XtinaZapata1437]

War Paint! LMAO I LOVE JEREMY PIVEN!

[striderhyu]

mAN pROTEIN. War paint i want blood dripping

[BiSONN16]

"Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground"

Ari > *

[xplode164]

lol. nice how a 30sec clip from Entourage started this huge discussion. shouldnt all this be on some Peeta video? :)

[EHSstriker10]

i wanna quit eatin meat

but its kinda hard

[dervishmadwhirler]

It's not hard, you just ahve to get used to eating tofu and beans a lot with yer food. Eat whole grains and less sugars and stimulants, you will find you dont need stimulants when you are not constantly incapacitated by the heavy animal proteine in your stomach.

[macamsiot]

what the fuck are u guyz arguing about?!! just watch the motherfucking video and enjoy it!!

-Ari Gold-

[JerryConlon]

Also you are a hypocrite. You say you love everyone yet you spend your time on youtube insulting people with this holier than thou attitude.  You insult Americans and generalize 300 + million people and this makes you look like a fool. People like you are the reason this site is turning into shit. You go to videos that have nothing to do with anything you believe in and throw around some petty insults in some sort of bullshit way of making yourself out to be a big man. Grow up. You're 51

[dervishmadwhirler]

Bla, bla, bla, what you seem to forget is that one's identity is not one's nationality. I insult the american in general, because that is the american I meet. The one who exports guns and creates wars. The americans have the most negative impact upon the world. Americans, 7% of the world's population, use up 35% of earth's resources. That's why. So, be proud of your 'culture'then if you wish. We all know why the world hates americanism.

And about the chemtrails: look up dude....

[deafjess]

i love America :D

[dervishmadwhirler]

I'm 41

[dervishmadwhirler]

I dont throw around petty insults. I just give my opinion about what I think. If you dont agree with me,well, thats fine. Dont overstretch yourselfdefending what doesnt need to be defended. The overall attitude of the average american is "america is good; the rest sucks". Which is ofcourse the most insulting attitude. This attitude is spread and enforced with strong language and warmongering. To pay for this policy, the world is flooded with a tsunami of propaganda-laden entertainment and arms..

[dervishmadwhirler]

No random insults here...I know why I have to give my opinion about people defending low culture-empowering entertainment. Bad written and shallow at that. Stereotyping any non-standard opinions. Why dont you people grow up and see the world you are destroying with your cynical lust for entertainment and profit?

Big words, personal attacks and defensive reactions to opinions dont make you right.

You can laugh at my interest in chemtrails, I laugh at disinterest in truth. So....

[JerryConlon]

Well your opinion is shit. Just because someone enjoys a comedy/drama once in awhile it doesn't make them stupid. Your holier than thou attitude makes you look the fool. And don't give me that self rightous bullshit about destroying the world. You're so melodramatic it's disgusting.

Clouds dude... fear monger more ;)

[dervishmadwhirler]

I dont think people who watch the occasional comedy/whatever doesnt make them stupid. It is the six hours a day that makes it so stupid. I am not holier than anyone, by the way. I just tend to think a bit more for myself. It doesnt take a holy person to see that entertainment seeking is quite ignorant, to say the least. Addiction to entertainment even more.

[badgeeater]

Who the fuck spends six hours a day watching T.V.? You, apparently. If you put the amount of energy you put into commenting on youtube and did something creative with it, you could've written a fucking novel by now. Please understand that I repsect your opinions and you as an individual, but put it in a blog.

[dervishmadwhirler]

Do you think typing some comments on youtube costs any time?

And I do enough creative things ( in between commenting on youtube, some people seem to think)...

anyway, the comment-section is there for comments and comments on comments, so....

[JerryConlon]

So what was your intent with posting here? Did you want to assert some manly dominance over the masses. You want to show everyone else how much smarter and a bigger of a man you are? Why even post your shit opinion?

[dervishmadwhirler]

because I have an opinion. You may think it's shit but that's exactly what I think about your opinion, so....

And I am not one to think I am any bigger a man than the next. So I dunno, maybe you just dont understand me.

Why do you post opinions? Is your reason to post comments any more valid than mine? I guess not...

What more is there to say?

[KennedyCorey]

Haha, your certainly argumentative. 1st off I'm not American so don't go down that road. Most of what your saying has merit but it's doubtful ur gonna convince anybody of anything with the aggresive way you present your arguments. Playing Chess, reading a classic or admiring a piece of art are all what i would consider entertainment. Lighten up.

[King31395]

*Yawn*

[King31395]

thats in response to the 'dervishmadwhirler' tirades

[dervishmadwhirler]

gets boring eh? There IS also the possibility to NOT read my commments; it's quite easy. It goes somewhat like this :

[King31395]

Are you really commenting here ON THE HOUR???

Hahaha!

[dervishmadwhirler]

No...

[dervishmadwhirler]

Still, to see people wanting evidence is a hoot. Evidence of what? My opinion???

Facts remain; the media are controlled by the people that have everything to lose if you dont buy their useless products...entertainment is a way to make people accept values without them knowing it.These are proven facts. What people wish to do with this info is their thing.

I feel entertainment is stupid if it makes you docile and accepting. Psychology and experience teaches me people have far greater potential.

[JerryConlon]

I also find it ironic that you have such a sacrosanct attitude when you believe in chemtrail conspiracies.

Sad.

[dervishmadwhirler]

Aerosol spraying has been admitted by government officials. Cloud seeding is a fact. It is not a conspiracy. It is truth. In the European parliament there have been inquests about aerosol spraying.

That is why I am so against entertainment-seekers; they are so uninterested in things that arent brought to them in an entertaining way. Ironic isnt it; for these are the people who have the power of vote.

[dervishmadwhirler]

d. the average american is stupid and slavishly defensive of his country, and it's leader, whoever the leader may be.

e. this show sucks.

f. People who like this show suck.

g. I can have an opinion about anything.

h. YOUR opinions are YOURS.

eat that, idiots (you know who you are.)

[JerryConlon]

You need to cry more. Yes everyone has an opinion but only some people's are worth taking. People like you wanna give us their two cents yet expect us to not care when all you've done is swalled a few pennies and don't mind when they come out covered in shit.

[dervishmadwhirler]

So what it all boils down to , is, that if I give an opinion that doesnt confirm/affirm your opinion, I must die, or whatever brutal fate the sheeple think I should have.

If that is not bigotry, I dont know.

Lets summarize my opinions here.

a. Dumb shows on television are stupid and mind-numbing.

b. I dont like entertainment, because it is a waste of time.

c. People who work 8 hours a day and then dont know how to fill their own time, except with entertainment are stupid.

[FedorCroCop44]

even broccoli screams when u pull it out of the ground hahahahaha

[hornetassault]

sorry i meant to thumb you up :(

my bad

[dervishmadwhirler]

This sucks, sorry to say, but what this is is a programme for inducing american values into the populace. What stupid rehashing of old joke after old joke. Yech, america is at it's worst now. Fat, dumb fucks rule. "Hell yeah" is the new creed.

Yawn.

[egolus2007]

This is not a show to induce American values to no one. You don't even speak English properly. Probably you don't get half the jokes. But you know what the bets thing about America is? If you don't wanna watch this or any other "programme" you don't. I don't get why on earth are you watching this in the first place. Surely you're French.

[dervishmadwhirler]

Sorry, egolus; its you and the americans who cant apeak english properly. cabron.

"This is not a show to induce American values to no one" lets analyze this sentence. It literally means that it is not a show that DOESNT induce values. Which means that it does and you just enforced my argument. Thanks.

And No, I am not french; you are more french than I will ever be...

And yes "programme" IS the correct ENGLISH way to write it!

American english is NOT correct english. jefe.

[Redsdelight]

The show is supposed to represent the nature of life in Hollywood in a realistic fashion. If life in Hollywood weren't as cut throat is it is....then it would be a much different show. If you wanted to watch a TV show for value or morals, well then go watch something like Family Matters. If you want drama, go watch Law and Order SVU. Liking a show like this doesn't say anything about America as a whole, if anything it just says something about Hollywood. Different strokes for different folks.

[dervishmadwhirler]

I dont watch tv at all. I just got interested by the title.

You have to know that I think entertainment is silly.

Which it is.

People who need to be enetertained are stupid.

[Blackwater1]

"People who need to be enetertained are stupid."

Idiotic statement.

[dervishmadwhirler]

No, it's not. People who need to be entertained ARE stupid. Maybe you nver thought about what it means to not be able to fill your own time...

It means you have no imagination. It means you are a follower. It means you are a boring idiot.

Disagree if you wish, but the truth of my statement is undeniable.

[Blackwater1]

Uhh. Yeah. I'm not a 13 year old doing arts and crafts. I'm an 18 year old FILM STUDENT. Which means I not only probably do have an imagination but I CAN fill my own time. You my friend, are the idiot to make an assessment that people who like to be entertained (ie: the majority of the world throughout the history of mankind) are idiots. Last I checked people find entertainment through books and music too. Hopefully you never indulge in any of that "garbage."

[Blackwater1]

By the way, Youtube is an entertainment website. You have 98 favorites. You must be a giant fucking idiot.

[dervishmadwhirler]

Youtube is a video-website. There IS a distinction between the two.

I use my favorites to remember interesting videos. But you cant think beyond your little box, so it eludes you. Notice that my favorites arent all that entertaining, generally...

[marvelkid789]

please do the world a favor and kill yourself

[dervishmadwhirler]

I'll go kill myself the day you get half a brain.

How come people are so stupid as to defend shite ike this? Can you REALLY not .see the shallowness and the same-as-always stupid jokes and stereotypes? Do americans REALLY enjoy repetitive life and entertainment as much as it seems?

Pathetic, by the way, telling people to go kill themselves...are you nine?Oh no, I forget; americans keep using these terms until they die...its a nation of pathetic pubescent twats.

[marvelkid789]

its just fucking ENTERTAINMENT dipshit. your making it seem way bigger than what it is. its just 30 mins of entertainment for hard working Americans who get off of work and just wana relax. why are you trying to bring everybody down with your opinions that nobody really gives a shit about in the first place. do you have nothing better to do than to leave your idiotic comments on here you European moron. i really hope u die a slow death, and that has nothing to do with age or my nation dumbfuck

[dervishmadwhirler]

marvelkid, dont crack me up. "hard-working americans" "just wana relax"

you sound like a commercial

I am trying to bring people down with my opinions? haha you dumb, dumb american kid. A whole nation of idiots defending their masters. You want to know why the rest of the world thinks you guys suck? Do some research into who starts wars and sells the weapons in the world. The people of america condone that shit. They just 'zone out' to entertainment. Who cares where their money comes from...

[Blackwater1]

I can't think beyond my little box? Since you will probably fail to see the irony I'll spell it out for you: I'm not the one who is being closeminded here.

[dervishmadwhirler]

Sorry, blackwater; you dont make much sense; you dont have to be closedminded to condemn slavish stupidity and entertainment seeking....

[Blackwater1]

It wouldn't be a surprise to anyone if I'm just operating way over your head. You hold opinions like this because you have nothing real to think about. Your favorited videos are documentaries about crop circles and new world order propaganda. And also shut the fuck up about 'Americans.' You have nothing to say. Quit pulling shit out of your hat like a goddamn idiot. I'm sure pretty much everything you know about Americans are from stereotypes and what you have learned from entertainment.

[Blackwater1]

So what have we learned here:

1. You're a hypocrite

2. You're an idiot

3. You're not on my level

so I suggest you refrain from replying to me

[dervishmadwhirler]

What we have learned here:

! You dont know the meaning of the word hypocrite

2 Takes one to know one

3 I am certainly not on your level....hell no. I dont like worms.

Thing is, you american trained collared doggies have one mind. It is programmed by the 6 hours of TV the average american watches...

Here's your new world order mate!

Work Buy Consume Die.

Accept and Adapt.

[Blackwater1]

Thank you for proving my point. You've got nothing.

[dervishmadwhirler]

You can lead a horse to water.....

As long as people cant think outside their perceived reality, I can safely say that I wont bother trying to get them to see more than the limited set of values they have been taught.

It is typical to see americans ALL reacting in the same way.

If you people wish and need to be entertained for the time that you arent slaving behind the machines, it is your right to do zo; I however have an opinion which doesnt support yours. Happily so, I must add.

[dervishmadwhirler]

To your 'nothing-eyes' I have nothing. Your eyes see 'nothing' wherever things conflict with your existing view of reality. It is a protective mechanism of the brain.

And you dont seriously want to tell me that entertainment is good, right???Or do you?

'To keep busy' is the translation of 'entertaining'...ever wonder why you need to be kept busy when you are not working? And preferably drunk and stoned too.

"Keep the people busy with bread and games so they wont doubt their oppressors."

[Zenstrummer]

Save it. No ones opinion is gonna change when this is said and done.

Save your breath because you're barking at a brick wall.

You probably have better things to do.

[dervishmadwhirler]

And a shame it is....

[dervishmadwhirler]

Bla bla blackwater. You are the idiot defending a clearly substandard way of life and entertainment. And I wont shut up about americans; I have known plenty of those morons to know most of them are stupid and obnoxious; your comments underline that opinion.

And, by the way; I do not favorite "New World Order propaganda..." This bullshit show you think is 'the shit' is the NWO propaganda.

Shame your favorites reflect your interests: standard american issue interests. Bread and games,

[dlett822]

languages change through their respective culture, genius. BTW, this show is good so in your words "piss off you bloody wanker"

[dervishmadwhirler]

This show sucks and that means YOU also suck...

Culture is a prison. Entertainment-seekers have no individual identity. But hey, keep feeding on that 'culture'

[Dabills112]

shut the fuck up... what are you doing watching this video if youre not an entertainment seeker... i guess it just randomly popped up and your mouse randomly clicked on it for you

[dervishmadwhirler]

Dabilis, YOU shut the fuck up.

If you cant understand how people get to videos, please refrain from commenting; you only show your inability to reason.

[loves2board1]

its a fuckin show get a life. If you don't like it change the channel back to ellen

[lannazazaz]

which season and episode was this from i dont remember it

lol brocolli screams when you rip it from the ground XD

[Ramsez]

i've go to a local slaughterhouse weekly cause i like my lamb's blood, at first, I always had to bride the slaughterers to give it to me though cause its illegal :-( but now i get for free and its sooooo delicious i make the best brownies :-)))

[egolus2007]

LOL LOL LOL... You gotta be one of the funniest sickest fucks out there. Two thumbs up!

[Ramsez]

probably not, i just love my lamb's blo^0d!!

[hornetassault]

Every now and then, I wouldn't mind a dirty little hippie f*ck.

Thumb me up if you agree.

[TCal3772]

Oh god I wish you added the whole scene. The argumentative exchange between Eric and Ari is Hilarious. Great scene nonetheless.

[spitmaster99]

even as a strict vegetarian, i found this hilarious when i saw the episode. i hav 2 admit though that people who obstain from eating meat just because of the way certain animals are treated badly are ignorant and stupid in more ways than one. not that i dont care about the animals, but still. they make me sick

[NYkid420]

please elaborate. why would you hate on people who dont eat meat because of they way the animals are treated? curious.

[msahota]

i hated that girl she was vince's worst girlfriend

[EverythingEvil007]

yeah she was terrible lol...

but she liked to fuck and she was pretty sexy...and that's all that matters to vince haha

[beepandbop]

And she got them into that weed factory.

[pkgirl898]

ari and lloyd are my favorite charecters theirs so funny lol they should give them more parts

[hayne91]

hahah awesome, gotta remeber that one! hes sooo right! i know a couple of vegetarians...they lack in protein, so they're really fucked up...always with a flu..always depressed

[dbzcoolman23]

I'm a vegetarian; I'm not effed up, and I'm not "always with a flu", or really depressed.

[WaaahWah]

Why would anyone not eat meat?! I just don't get the logic behind that. It tastes good and it's healthy (atleast white meat is).  It's not "natural" not to eat meat...

[beefMERCIFUL]

people do all sorts of shit that isn't natural. we don't have tattoos on our bodies, we don't need to put on padded gloves and fight each other in rings, but we do these thigns because we're not just animals or robots

[WaaahWah]

Aren't we animals? Thats news to me;)

How can you say that boxing is so unatural? Is it that unatural to fight? Trying to be stronger/richer/better than someone elce is a VERY natural thing my friend;)

[jammers281]

TOUCHE

[dervishmadwhirler]

...cant argue with that illogic. Wouldnt want to; I hate to wake a dreaming sleeper.

On the other hand; I COULD try to argue (with proof) that there are countless studies that show that eating meat is actually UNhealthy, but I feel it will not amount to one iota of change. So, whatever, buddy!

[WaaahWah]

White meat is not unhealthy mate. Neither is fish. Besides, your body needs these "real" proteins and these proteins are found in milk, meat and fish.

And im sure that you can find studies that show that everything you and i eat is unhealthy.

[dervishmadwhirler]

we're not talking some onscure studies; we are talking FDA type studies and decennia long studies of large groups of people

but any meat gives the body some trouble digesting, and I think even whitemeat should be taken moderately. But ofcourse anything should be taken moderately...

milk meat and fish as well as soy products, some other beans, some vegetables, etc. dont

[WaaahWah]

It's dangerous to live, no one has survived yet.

As long as you keep your diet balanced and heathy, you won't have any issues eating meat what so ever. Drinking isn't healthy either. Im still gonna do it because i actually want to squeeze some fun out of my life.

[dervishmadwhirler]

If you think meat and alcohol are fun...

By all means indulge yourself...

The only thing is that for vegetarians, the negative effect on the environment is far less than for carnivorous people.

I have fun too, but not at the cost of my children's future. It's not as if there isnt an ecology issue...

There are more considerations than just your mindless 'fun', actually. But hey, live for today and who cares about the consequences, right!

Fuck them and just 'have a go at life' eh?

[WaaahWah]

The "Now" is the only moment that is;)

I find that meat tastes good, and i like to go out with friends and drink alcohol. It might be "mindless" but to me its really fun.

I do believe in eating healthy and taking care of my body, but only to a certain degree. I am not going to go out and eat burgers every day for the rest of my life, but i like them and can eat one every once in a while. I am not going to stop eating meat because it "might" kill me 50 years from now. And yeah, live for today.

[theno1kufan]

do you find it hard to type with that stick shoved up your ass?

[dervishmadwhirler]

Hmm, typical crappy response. Unoriginal too; I must have seen that one a couple of times already in response to another person's post. FAIL.

Sleep on, boy.

[theno1kufan]

you never answered my question

[Sleightofhandsz]

@dervishmadwhirler thank you I will indulge myself in meat and alcohol, it is fun

[pikeymutt]

Just a little depressed huh? Not 'always'?

[dervishmadwhirler]

Interesting; I am vegetarian for twentytwo years now and since I stopped eating undigestable stuff, I havent had any disease anymore; the longer I dont eat meat; the more I am protected from viruses, especially those viruses that prefer a thick, slimy protein-rich mucus membrane.

Dont be a fool; people who eat more vegetables and fruits and nuts are far more protected against disease. Even dietary standards for the US, FDA-standards, advice little meat, eaten sparsely, more fruit and veggies.

[aerosaloflife]

ignorant bastard who take pleasure from eating murdurous meat...what an ingrate soul

[Notic3]

Red Meat RULEZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigstevedog7]

"Brocilli screams when you rip it from the ground" HAHAHAHA

[DaKoalaBaer]

that's hilarious ^^

ari is the best ;)

[tccs319]

roflmao

[mattpytlak]

I mean MAN protein!

[FREELOADER55]

That chick was naked in the sherpa episode, talk about hot ass!

[fsuballer3]

that is the sherpa episode, with a nice fat ass lol

[lintownboy]

the best character on television

[toley2345]

He's an alpha male

[norcoboy]

even broccoli screams when u rip it from the ground

[AquilaCampbell]

Love that quote!!!

[Hellooli]

war paint! lol

[Vutte91]

Classic!!!!

[sippindrank214]

Hilarious!