Added: 4 months ago
From: WildwoodClaire1
Views: 3,290
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (200)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • It's frightening but not at all surprising how many people that work in Canada's education system are on Ian Juby's Facebook friends list. I guess parents don't care if their kid thinks 2+2=5 and the earth is flat as long as they get a diploma.

  • @CATMAHAT go ahead.

  • Comment removed

  • We should have a Most Embarrassing Canadian Contest. It'll boil down to "Professor" Jube, and VenomFangX.

  • Damn. I was hoping for a victory for Juby.

  • Orgasmo, FTW

  • I actually like to know who You think Dim Bulb of the weeks is.

    Although you could also have a "Peoples choice award" - as Bonus content! 8-)

  • Hrm, I like the idea of the vote, it'll be fun to see who the subscribers choose as dim bulb.

    Would it be possible to have your opinion too (I always liked hearing why you selected a particular low lumen specimen from the pack). Although given your capacity to select the lowest light source, maybe you should do some freelance astronomy (I hear they're looking for dark objects out there, maybe your skills there would help).

  • Life's a swindle, yes it's all a swindle

    Can you tell me who did the proper English version you used here?

  • @Brandt761 It wasn't in English.  In fact, I only used the orchestral opening of the song. It came from an album of cabaret songs by Ute Lemper.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 ah, ok. I do know there's an English version with the same orchestral opening, though. Maybe Lemper has two recordings...

  • I like the voting Claire. Keep up the good work.

  • This reminds me of when Tina Fey used Sarah Palin's own words for a Saturday Night Live sketch. Eric and Paul's dialogue *IS* a comedy sketch. (Loved the Blazing Saddles clip!)

  • Claire, if you get any more awesome I may have to watch your vids with sunglasses on. I'll have to lift them a bit to see the "dim bulbs", but it will be worth it.

  • Juby came second? I demand a recount!

  • @DLandonCole Landon! Just yesterday, i was wondering where my favorite corporate shill was!

  • @WildwoodClaire1 LOL Busy improving my shill skills, aka back at school.

  • Speaking as a Canadian I'd like to see if anyone from any other country would be interested in a trade? We'll give you Professor Ian Jube in exchange for.... ummm.... anything, we'll even throw in $5?

  • @55metalmonkey Only if you take Eric and Kent.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 hummm..... tempting (They would make good hockey practice targets) but I'll have to pass, how about no trade and we'll just pay you to take him off our hands?

  • @55metalmonkey Crap, we've already got Ray Comfort and Ken Ham. What is this, the Promised Land for morons?

  • @tctheunbeliever look at it this way, you've heard of the old adage: if you put monkeys in a room with typwriters eventually they will come up with Shakespeare. I you put a bunch of creationists in a room with some science text books see how long it takes for them to come up with something intelligent to say:)

  • @55metalmonkey My money's on the monkeys.

  • @tctheunbeliever sure take the safe bet lol

  • @55metalmonkey I'm a Canadian too. Isn't this Juby guy so fucking embarrassing?

  • @8698gil yes but after our freinds to the south started listing their anti-menza prize winners I feel a little less embarrassed.

  • Seriously, though, I wonder how many quiet, moderate, not too gung-ho Christians see guys like this and are embarrassed enough to just quit the religion entirely.

  • You know, I can actually see Eric Hovind strapping a "toy" to his head.

  • I hope Eric at least has enough sense to pay his taxes.

  • every time I hear a creationist talk about wanting to express real science, I want to smack them in the temple with a biology book. A kid loves his dad, even though he's a manipulative piece of dreck, but the people that tune in are the ones that should be sterilized.

  • I like the idea of letting us vote. As for Eric Hovind, sure. We should ignore experts in their fields who study for years and we should accept the words from some imaginary boogy man. Hmmmm....

  • On the run. haha : P Priceless funny, everytime i see it.

  • Yes, books are obviously a good substitute for evidence. Especially books written by desert tent dwellers that claim that their race is gods chosen race, then contradicts itself later.

  • Y'know, Eric almost comes across as reasonable saying he doesn't want evolution out, just to teach science. It almost sounds like he's concerned with the truth, whatever it may be. Of course, this is not the case for anyone who is a biblical literalist. Poor guy. He's at least much more charismatic than his father. I swear, Kent Hovind could be giving me a hundred dollars, no strings attached, and I'd still want to punch him in the face. And not just because he's a dirty crook and liar.

  • Eric is a really sad bastard.

  • God's word to fall back on.  LOL

  • @sowcratees I love the juxtaposition of Eric's call to teach real science, Paul's admission that there's no scientific basis for the fables of Genesis, and the dynamic duo's desire to see those fables taught in science class nonetheless.

  • God's word.

  • Think I'll be the Devil's advocate. I suggest that Eric is not responsible for his actions. He's the result of poor parenting... I sincerly hope that every bastard who does this to his kids sees what can happen to a molested child. Eric's a livin' proof of how horrible it can turn out.

  • @DeistByDefinition Eric is an adult and he knows precisely what he is doing. He probably does, to some extent, beleive the nonsense he spouts. Afterall, his very comfortable living depends on it.

  • Heck Yeah, give us a democratic vote.

    Sorry to hear Fulham lost in the Europa cup tonight, it was a pretty good night for all the other English clubs. Spurs, Birmingham and Stoke City.

  • @bonnie43uk Yeah, they've had a couple of scoreless games in a row. THAT is troubling.

  • @bonnie43uk football is for queers

  • @1empathy Indeed it is, and anybody else who enjoys the worlds number 1 sport.

  • @bonnie43uk Sorry, watching, or paying attention to any sport, as opposed to taking part is for queers, (i use queer as a pejorative but in it's original form, with no reference to sexuality)

  • Yaaaaay! My guy won!

  • Hahahaha. Fantastic use of orgasmo.

  • Eric reminds me of Edward Current (Currant?); he does the same kind of over-played earnestness which comes off as parody. That, of couse, is funny with Ed Current.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 You can see more of Eric's 'dumbassery' on "Dumbass christian gets owned", @watch?v=t4zg_uaizts. He's a 'hoot'! ; )

  • so you pick on the handicrapped...

  • Ian Juby should get the highly coveted Dim Bulb Life Achievment Award.

  • @gotohellgooglization Perhaps. So far, I've only named two lifetime achievement awardsd (not counting Amenikan, who I only picked because she DMCA'd Potholer54.) The two lifetime acheivers are NephilimFree and Eric Hovind.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 I thought venomfangx was one, but maybe i remembered wrong. i also nominate daddy kent hovind and Ray Comfurter as lifetime nimrods.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 Seriously? VenomFangX hasn't earned one? That's some tough competition!

  • I say that there is such a thing as evolution regression. Just listen to Eric Hovind and you realize that he and his offspring are getting stupider with each generation.

    Maybe it is something in the kool-aid they drink.

  • Eric was the undisputed champion, the comparison wasn't even fair, Eric is medium to heavy weight wingnut with political influence, plus he inherited the prestige of his father, the other guy is just a crazy dude that some time goes portal office rampage for no apparent reason, no match for any respectable creationist.

  • Paul will probably go join Torgo and TV's Frank in second banana heaven...

  • @naughtypagan72

    Ah, I MISS TV's Frank. What a trouper he was.

  • Is "Geology for Dummies" available in a local bookstore. Sometimes I think that I could use one.

  • @wstevenschneider You can probably order it thorugh Amazon.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 To be honest, I was only being half serious. The part about needing such a book sometimes that is.

    I was kidding about not know where to get one.

    *sigh* Sometimes my humour falls flat....

  • I say keep the voting.

    It means more claire videos which means more stuff to listen to without have to search for myself.

  • Naw Eric! All "theories" need to be taught. Like, the stork brings babies instead of sex-ed. Read your scalp to see if you should drive a stagecoach or be a blacksmith! Y'know, people might not live long enough to graduate high school if we teach "everything!"

  • omg it's the guy that Lithodidman called crocodile fundy

  • I can't believe these people believe that if eggs are laid in a line, that proves the noahs flood. I might as well say that since the dinosaur laid eggs in a line, he was running from the greek monster medusa.

  • I like voting. But I'd also like to hear your endorsement of your favorite candidate if you care to provide it.

  • Haha an excellent choice!

  • What a dick head I must say.

  • I don't understand how the US could become so twisted that there are people pretending to be scientists to calm down the uneducated public. It's like everything is part of the show business and no one's accountable. Do you believe these people actually believe this bullshit themselves or is it the only way for that hat moron to earn money? :(

  • I'm sorry I didn't vote Claire, do I just leave a comment to vote for the next one?

  • What a bad apple commersial, those 2 clowns use it

  • which one is Ian Juby, The one in the hat or the one in the bucket?

  • My dear Claire, I felt as though I was going to pass out while watching this vid. Anticipation is the only real exercise I get. :) This was fun(because I chose Eric),, and I learn so much from your videos. Thank you for the education and the laughs.

  • I am god!

    Ok,I cannot scientificly proof it, but c'mon it I have the documented evidence. See above!

  • just a thought, if there was a kick-ass-counter-creationist of the week award, your latest Ian Juby video would get my vote.

  • On the voting issue:

    It's your channel, you do whatever you please... There was nothing wrong with things as they were, but I'll still like your vids any other way...

  • And the legacy continues... :-)

  • I always feel like punching someone when they say their bullshit is true because its in the bible. The bible is only evidence that it's a book

  • "Eggs laid in perfect union, while the birthing mother was on the run from flood waters", vs, "ancient witchcraft is real science compared to modern science" was entirely too difficult to choose from. Alas, I like the voting method. It engages the audience.

  • voting sounds like a good idea.

    ian juby gets my vote. people who fake credentials piss me off.

  • Hehe. Claire, when you watch these original videos and or talk to people in real life that say stupid things do you imagine these soundbites and clips in your mind?

  • Claire is there going to be an annual competition that pits all the weekly winners against each other?

    Btw, what a pity i wasn't the first to discover that Juby clip on Dinos on the run (or is it with the runs?). There is more pwnage in there than i could dream of & that's just layman pwnage. Thanks for reminding all of that great Ian Drury track.

  • The voting results were unfair to Juby. He's clearly the dimmer of the two. I mean, look at his outfit! This guy thinks that putting on a beige vest with pockets and a safari hat lends him any credibility with his audience.

    Now wait a minute. It does!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @DoctorPlausible THAT is the saddest thing. His target audience DOES find him credible partly because of his clownish caricature of a geologist/paleontologist.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 Ms. Claire, i love double bacon cheese burgers, and chili fries.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 He thinks the hat, and vest; make him look more, knowledgeable.

  • "oppps wrong clip"....................LMFAO­!

  • Comment removed

  • @PETE4REALITY And yet, a couple of our most grotesque cretards emigrated from Australia.

  • Comment removed

  • MissClaire, We need to exchange a top 5 beer list, I'll start:

    1. Founders Breakfast Stout

    2. Don De Duie

    3. Spaten Octoberfest

    4. Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout

    5. Delerium Tremens

  • @ishikawaml My tastes are not that refined:

    1. Anchor Steam

    2. Sam Adams Boston Lager

    3. Negra Modela

    4. Sam Adams Cream Stout

    5. Pilsner Urquel

  • @WildwoodClaire1 Sam Adams is actually my ace in the hole for when I can't get to a specialty store--the Sam Adams Octoberfest is a very good beer. Since you seem to like the cream stout I think you would love my number one beer Founders Breakfast Stout.

  • I like it.

  • I like the voting but I miss that beautiful title page with the colorful painting and nice music.

  • @Alyenbird Yeah, if we do this again, I HAVE to work that into the video.

  • That clip from Blazing Saddles has made my day =]

  • I think I prefer you being judge, jury and executioner Claire. Perhaps us voting should be just reserved as an occasional treat.

    Also, ... it takes much longer to get up north, ... the slow way. ;O)

  • @fishypaw Well, when I'm choosing, that DOES give me a bit more opportunity for being sarcastic.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 That's an argument winner right there. :O)

  • Juby's hat just looks silly. He might be able to pull the rest of it off, I don't know. But that hat, oh, that hat.

    Hovind really does deserve the award, tho. He contradicts himself not only from one sentence to another, but in the same sentence! He's what? In his late 20's or early 30's? At my age, everyone looks like highschoolers.

    I wonder if there will still be a living in fundy nuttery 20 years from now, or if he'll have to find something useful to do.

  • @curlew0609 Eric and Paul do have a remarkable gift for internal inconsistency and self-contradiction.

  • How ironic that while watching this video I see YouTube has added a drop down which allows me to indicate that your video is "incredible" - I can't bring myself to click it though :)

  • We need to invent the word "uncredible"

  • On the new format, while I might agree with voters more often than I do with you, I voted for Eric, it's actually kind of irrelevant who actually wins the award since it's the presentation of the idiots that's the entertaining part. So I'll abstain on a vote for new formats. Just go with what you think gives a more comedic effect.

  • lol orgazmo 3:33

  • I don't really care for the voting.

  • OK, I usually love your videos, but when you attack the science of chili cheese fries you have gone too far! It takes great skill and knowledge to cook the fries just right so that the cheese and chili don't make the fries soggy and limp. don't Dis the Doctorate!

  • @CATMAHAT I merely stated that Ian has bobviously been researching them. I made no statemnt regarding the inherent value of chili cheese fries. Speaking of that sort of food, I am FINALLY going to get over to the state fair today.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 Damn I haven't been to a fair in forever. I miss the corndogs and funnel cakes.(good vid btw.)

  • I have a you tuber you may want to check out for a dim bulb award...it's a guy named Chad Elliot, his channel is fivethirty...and the video is the elliot argument..he's a real peach of a guy......meaning a complete creotard....

  • @heikkala2797 Chad has already been awarded one Dim Bulb.

  • On behalf of all of Canada I apologize for that Juby guy.

    I Like voting on the dim bulbs. Let's keep that.

  • You can tell if a Creationist is telling a lie! His lips are moving!

  • @BigFatHeretic I am afraid that that that way of judging whether they are lying or not is not reliable. Some of them can write.

  • @x42brown - Yeah, but you can still tell if they're lying just by looking at their books!

  • Eric is such a trollish tool. His recent statement that the dinosaurs couldn't have been killed millions of years ago by an asteroid because the earth is only thousands of years old makes your hand slap your forehead in disbelief that someone can be so astoundingly stupid.

  • haha I voted for Ewik.

    oh, it doesn't matter. you pick, we pick, I think the results will be pretty similar. hehe With dim bulbs like this, how can we lose? You should offer a grand prize each year called the Blown Bulb award for the grand winner. So dumb his light is all the way out! hahaha

  • You choose the dim bulbs Claire.

  • Keep lighting these dim bulbs up Claire

  • rather NOT vote. I watch to get your opinions :) can read the comments to see others

  • I love this segment.

  • Eric and Paul are both clearly more deserving of the award. These two are so self assured of their ignorance,

  • Democracy for the win!

    

  • I like voting. If it's too much work sorting through the responses I don't mind if you pick the winners. I'm easy. Easy like Sunday morning.

  • Voting would probably help your ratings a lot (not that they need it). The Golden Crocaduck us huge and this could be sort of a weekly version. It does mean more work for you though, I'd think.

  • I liked it the way it was.

  • If you've ever got two idiots, I like the voting. I say keep it, Claire!

  • I can live with this format ;)

  • Yes - Please let us vote

  • P.S. These "bulbs" are so dim, you need a NV goggles to avoid running into thing.

  • ".. I can't prove it scientifically, but I do have documentary evidence..." (facepalm)

    Really? An evidence, a document must either: a) be testable, scientific that is, or b) must have notarial certification, EPIC FAIL on both points. So, they got no documentary evidence, what they got is "mockumentary evidence".

    P.S. Saw both pairs of morons some time ago, the best part about dinosaur egg "professor" was he "has IQ off of the chart", to which many pointed out it must be far BELOW one. 8D

  • Geology for Dummies? Signed by Claire?

    I bet that would do well at the next MSF auction. (I know I'd be tempted :D)

  • @StubbornProgrammer

    Hell, I'd bid! Throw in a "yes I was raised in a barn " T-shirt and I'd bid double! Or maybe a dim bulb calendar for 2012. (I originally typed 'yes I was raised in a bar' - which in my case is partly true. Spent many a saturday in a bar with my dad eating pretzels & beer nuts, playing pool and watching sports on TV)

  • The Specials...woooooooooooooooo. No, there's no shame in lying to yourself and everyone else. All I gotta say about these douche nozzles, "Up yours, ******s!"

    And of course, great vizz as usual. Keep 'em coming.

  • Hovind and choda boy! Lol. I like the voting. I think alternating between voting one week and a claires pick the next.

  • I'm a mindless drone, and rather be told who the dim bulb is, than vote on it.

  • this makes me want to blow my brains out.....these dim bulbs are dim candles at the least.

  • Are you going to actually send that book to Ian Juby? I doubt he would actually read it. You would be better off sending your unwanted or extra books to your subs!

  • @christo930 No, he's making enough money taking money from gullible yahoos to buy his own damned book.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 That's OK, he wouldn't read it anyway. Besides, because he "supposedly" scores 150 or more on his IQ, he doesn't NEED to read anything:)

  • Aren't green/grey mud stones typical of lake deposits?

  • @SkepticalAaron Lacustrine sediments are sometimes grey-green mudstones, but I can't say that grey green mudstones are exclusively formed in that environment.

  • :D liked the slip of the clip there ;) and in answer to the question...I like the interactive idea of voting...it's kinda fun and inspires good natured debate over who deserves the vaunted title of Dim Bulb of the Week...thanks Claire for the video, see you for coffee come Sunday :)

  • Voting for Dim Bulbs now will be great practice for 2012.

  • love blazing saddles, and would love to vote!

  • A video which I saw, disliked, and Disliked:

    Why did God order the killing of babies?

    (by cseministry)

  • @ndrthrdr1 Sounds like a classic.

  • Cool contest! The winner is THE BIGGEST LOSER!

  • The Specials! Nice!

  • Well, I'm sad for Paul, but I'm also pleased that anyone else voted for him. I was afraid it would be just me.

  • @OgreVI It ain't easy being a second banana, after all, how many Americans can name the liutenant governor of their state?

  • @TheMudbrooker

    Aw, hell, I wish you hadn't said that. Now I'm gonna have to go look the man's name up.

  • @OgreVI Ours is Rebecca Kleefisch

  • @TheMudbrooker

    Show off. Okay, fine, hang on...ours is...Bill Bolling. Jeez, everybody knows our Attorney General. I wish you'd suggested that instead.

  • I like the voting system, Makes these a bit more interactive.

  • Claire, where and how do we vote for Dim Bulb of the Week? I like it if you like it.

  • I dunno Claire, will you be able to cope with the increase in bitching and moaning from from people when their one doesn't win? <;o)

  • I have a lot of respect for secular scientists who can wade through all that dung, refute it and expose it to the light of day. I've never seen ANY of these really scary, creepy people until I stumbled into the atheist "community" on YouTube. I couldn't possibly watch that on purpose. It actually makes me physically ill, maybe because I grew up in the germinations of it, 40 yrs. ago. So, Claire, and the rest who do this work, thanks. You have my respect, and my gratitude for screening for me.

  • @rriverstone1 The problem is, and this is a huge advantage for people like Juby and Hovind, is that scientists are paid to do and are busy doing, science. Taking time out to refute the creatard horseshit is very time consuming.

  • @WildwoodClaire1 We need a nonprofit for media literacy & scientific refutation of BS, so we can get grants for this work. I think that's prob. y some folks argue for an "atheist church." I respect the time you, and others, put into this effort. I couldn't do it, but I can pass it on via facebook, my blogs, etc. Today, there's a post on FB re: preacher who says masturbation is homosexuality, for instance. Just wanted you to know I appreciate your work. Got u 1 new sub via FB, at least

  • I like the new format if for no other reason than it guarantees some Claire in my inbox more than once a week. Love your work.

  • I just love how hovinds own lies catch him out!

    He says how the science works for creation ( One crock of crap ) and then he says that you should believe the bible, not what some scientists say!

    He is a completely dishonest prick of the highest calibre

  • The Hovind Family - winners across the generations. Letting viewers vote is a relly neat thing. Especially since we all can't vote for the Golden Crocoduck this year... Maybe even set up a simple voting page somewhere in the interweb.

  • Shit, my horse came in last.

  • @TheMudbrooker

    Likewise.

  • Democracy! Let the people have a say! ;-)

  • That beer appeared to be an Anchor Steam Beer (the only steam beer made) from San Francisco. Yum!

  • Fantastic... I've been thinking about that line from Blazing Saddles all week! You're great Claire!!!

  • Hahaha. Oh, wow-I didn't know Eric was in Pensacola, FL. That's not far from us. I should visit those pinheads and take them some exlax brownies. 

  • we are going to vote to see if we should vote? hmm....

    personally i think we should vote, but i would also like to know who you voted for aswell