Geico Commercial Parody

[wasteofspace1234]

15 minutes could save you 15 years of regret, misery and desperation. I'm living by that from now on!

[bosnianpro15]

hahahhhahah Geico ad right before

[framk20SH]

Geico ad before this.

too much win

[MrColecola]

LOL



[UniversityOfPwn]

I use to use Geico but then i took an arrow to the knee..

[SiSTeRFiSTER100]

This brought tears to my eyes, I find this extremely sad. And I'm cracking the fuck up at the same time.

[WolfN931]

Actually he won't have peace he's killing himself he's going to hell

[grandblan]

Perfect!

[petersupermann]

@xxXXn00bSlayerXXxx ok

[slykat1999]

@xxXXn00bSlayerXXxx LOL I KNOW RIGHT

[OMFGsoBOARD]

@xxXXn00bSlayerXXxx OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD

[akaani15]

i thought the video was a geico commercial at first lol

[Crusader1089]

Sure has a nice house for a guy who got fat, spent time in prison and became an alcoholic...

[MORGANANTONIOJOHNSON]

will someone check out my geico parody? its the only video on my channel

[TheMechanicalTitan]

i had a geico commecrial thumbs if u thought it was the vid XD

[J03LZ1821]

Lol at first I thought it was a Ad.

[constachugga]

is it just me,or did i see link on the thumbnail?

[HarunDanyal]

I find it interesting how some people (joking or not) portray suicide as a brave way out, when it is nothing more than a coward's way out.

[donovan3955]

@HarunDanyal first world problems

[degrassi22222222]

at first i thought this was an ad so i had to run it back because i wasnt paying attention-_-

[TheStudioZIX]

Actually, you would NOT go to heaven if you suicide. The bible even says that you would suffer eternal damnation if you do not follow God's plan.

[GenericUsernameism]

@TheStudioZIX No one fucking cares. Eternal is only 100 million years. MEH

[donovan3955]

@TheStudioZIX heaven and hell are not real. Sorry

[That1Guy998]

holy shit geico ad before the video

[XxWhileItzHotxX]

This must have been there cheapest skit ever.

[DisturbeDHelioS]

Whoa, I had a geico ad before this video!

[alejarren]

These dudes at collegehumor are genius. Every fucking film is funny, they need some worldwide recognition. Thumbs up this video.

[NoMorePopMusic]

@alejarren someone hasnt seen sponsored

[Squashylemon]

I miss the googly money T.T why did geico take it away.

[123456residentevil]

Anyone know the background music when the eyes appear??

[cam3r0nrock13]

0:35 is this guy the shamwow guy after jail?

[xxpussycatcherxx]

566 people hung themselves

[222Sensfan222]

STUPID ROGERS COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

[Perbear213]

lol... his license plate says sanity

[AkilZodiac]

YOU'RE A MONSTER

[CJusticeHappen21]

When I saw that he had a Hyundai, I was sure the next ad was gonna be, "It's the car you could have afforded if..."

[sargentjeremy]

anyone notice the hottez magizene from shamwow guy in jail

[daemonsterr245]

dude, just show me the carfox

[MrEvilOwen]

Damn Geico...you scary

[VampireWeirdo1234]

what is that thing on the floor in the 'Heart Disease' bit?

[frickthat1]

@VampireWeirdo1234 Its a diseased heart

[VampireWeirdo1234]

@frickthat1 OH ok LAWL

[Ishcoa]

I have to watch a Geico ad before this. Really, Youtube?

[jessekid86]

The magazine at 0:21 has Hooters, Cooters, Tutors, & Computers!!

[nightwolf174]

fuck i cant find xxXXn00bSlayerXXxx's comment or the guy who replied to it

[meanwhilemannews]

@nightwolf174 easy, you take out all comments press ctrl + f and type in the name, there you go. I just saved you 5 years of searching the comment.

[MrFuc100]

0:24 he bought it from the sham wow guy when he was in jail :D

[239thuggin]

WEINER

[samehada87]

What's a Geico?



[SilverBullet93GT]

@samehada87 what's a what's

[Xotik417]

why does he sound like randal off of clerks

[gamemaster634]

right before it started there was a statefarm ad

[ultraepicman]

i was going to post a comment about the pearly gates, but some thunder rumbled and I pussed out

[ecn10111]

i had the geico ad :)

[rakitoboktoso]

if he was arrested for insurance fraud, why does he need better insurance?

[frigginchocolate2]

0:23 magazine the shamwow guy uses from CH's shamwow guy in jail or whatever its called

[mercinaryre4]

@frigginchocolate2 I NOTICED THAT TO cutiz nuduz tutorz computerz

[TheJamsta101]

@frigginchocolate2  yea i saw it too

[ConvolutedSandvich]

is it ironic that I got a geico commercial before hand?

[tsihme]

Imagine if they show a Geico comercial before ou watch this video

[MrToddino]

i showed this video to my roommate to explain to him why i keep a grenade and a gun next to me at all times...... he carries on now

[SheWhoLovesPineapple]

lOl.

Ew that heart disease...

[TheGeorge8979]

lol i didt reaslize this was the video until it said about the heart thingy

[wyattquiet08]

can i has money

[057626236]

Lol the toilet mag is the one from Sham wow guy in jail

[mercinaryre4]

@057626236 the TV commercial hes watching was one they make with streeter and its about a sheild that shoots water forgot the name of it though

[themutantgerbil]

@057626236 well this guys was in jail and someone was bound to buy it

[TheProjectMJ]

@057626236 Well he did spend some time in prison... xD

[mothershipish1]

fuck!! icant find xxXXn00bSlayerXXxx's comment!!!

[talpro8]

@mothershipish1 Go to view all comments press Ctrl+F and type in his/ her name.

[14sJakeB190]

@mothershipish1 Lol, I just gave you a thumbs up for that.

[LUCKYJ3SS3]

@mothershipish1 Follow these simple steps:

*Copy the name of the person he/she replied to.

*Click on "see all" to display all comments posted on current video.

*Click ctrl+f and paste the name of the person.

Problem solved.

[mothershipish1]

@LUCKYJ3SS3 ya i figured that out

[mechanicalpuffin]

@mothershipish1 ctrl f son

[Littlemandude11]

@mothershipish1 1. read this comment.

2. go to 'View all comments'

3. press f3, or if on Mac, press fn while pressing f3

4. type in xxXXn00bSlayerXXxx

There you go.

[TheMeozeon]

@Littlemandude11 dude its command + F on mac...

[MineMurphydog]

@mothershipish1 control + f

[TheKman581]

@mothershipish1 wow now i have to look for it too... jerk

[AdmiralMemo]

I thought the eyes were going to say something about cheap rope.

[TheOceanspray99]

Oh my god, Fat Professor.

[MrFuc100]

lol. That was not 15 mins

[jordonmozart]

0:25 I thought that's shit...

[leeks1408]

i thought that the googley eyes would stop him from commiting suicide

[bluewaffle713]

he would go to hell though for killing himself?

[HottieBobby22]

THANKYOU

[graypaw83]

It's the life you could of had if you didn't screw up

[davudy1]

can switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Can a stack a cash make you commit suicide?

[fukinluvfukingshitup]

wow... that was... pretty morbid. that money is being a jerk!

[lisaray969]

lol

[fatjake17]

thats fucked up. man

[IdsFear]

lol, when he's on the toliet he has the same magizine as the shamwow guy in jail

[PinkeCarrot]

okay, all u have to do is rip the eyes off, and all that free stuff's yours. duh

[NearSpace04]

0:13 guy is watching a collegehumor vid in a collegehumor vid

[burntbread36]

Anybody else recognize that hottiez magazine from the shamwow video?

[hidecykun]

FOR FUCK SAKES! ITS RIGHT THERE! Just FUCKING Take it and rip the eyes off!

[jokeking09]

3 commercials in one YouTube video... one before the show, one Geico Commercial Parody, and one for supersoaker water-bored 0:13 XD

[temich1985]

FUck Geico...bunch of bullshiters who will wrip you off. They claim to have huge military discount but I saved 40% switching to Farmers lol

[KKRULER]

You monster!

[Jackie8464]

Did anyone else get here from the Tiger Woods video?

[Zerectix]

switch to geico. you need to do this for me. huge. quickly.

[TonksDTank]

If all commercials were like this I wouldn't mind watching them!

[Dimaggio88]

Geico should use this

[DistinctlyRandom]

oh fat professor! you so fat

[mrneontrafficlights]

haha the same porn mag is in another skit!

[arthurleon1387]

That's fat professor!

[thagreatzadenko]

a progressive comercial before a geico parody.. kinda fitting

[limegreendonkey77]

I love how the baby still has fake eyes :P

[chocoholic718]

Not funny

[FlameG102]

last one should have been "Its right here" its the life you could have had if you didnt commit suicide"

[darkridr25]

@FlameG102 "You know, it's always a shame when a kid in high school commits suicide, since they never really gave life a chance. If you're middle aged on the other hand, well, it's like watching a movie you really hate: If you get through half of the movie, and every minute of it completely sucks, well it's a pretty safe bet to walk out and not see the rest of it...."

-- Doug Stanhope

[neoYTPism]

"It's good to be thrifty, but don't amass a horde of regrets."

- From a story typically taught in high school English classes (I forget its name)

[amaraspecht]

It's Fat Professor!

[mrice102888]

Mike Mozart Flying F*ck r/c copter

[scotishunicorn]

So if fifteen minutes gets u fifteen years what if u r on the phone 4 an hour

[SciFiWebcam]

Epic win.

[spinemelter2000]

I thought that for the baby, they would say, "This is the baby you could have AVOIDED if you hadn't had unprotected sex." I'd call that a dodged bullet.

[IchiroKeisuke]

I watched the gieco ad,to watch the geico ad parody..... :(

[AkimboDice1]

hgfhfhfhvksghjkthg

[TheLegoChamp]

This is why I have Progressive.

[djkilldozer]

@TheLegoChamp Yeah, but you have to deal with that annoying chick with the bug eyes.

[worstkindoffriend]

That's what happens when you dont switch

[mohamad5000]

LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF OMG!

[EvilApple818]

He's reading the same magazine as the shamwow prisoner lol

[1234yersiman]

545 people do not have the balls to go through with it.

[chettomasta]

thats the same hottiez magazine from sham wow guy in jail

[1234yersiman]

@chettomasta I guess he bought that while he was in prison!

[fournya]

fat professor has a rough life

[AEMoreira81]

I had to see a REAL Geico commercial to see this FAKE Geico commercial---oh the irony!

[richyaranda]

wtf?? did anyone else watch a gieco commercial for the ad?? it was a mexican in angel wings! haha no joke

[failodeepico]

@richyaranda yea i saw it. i was like, "wtf?"

[massivecomplexity]

@failodeepico Me too! at first i thought it was the actual video!

[battle171]

It wants us dead... or our money, whatever comes first

[the0th3rman]

why was this flagged????

[iheartcococarnage]

this is like so horrible

[SAIL4323]

I find it funny how all the less offensive videos are flagged, yet the ones with language and sexual scenes aren't.

[oxygenmonkey88]

0:23 Same magazine from "Sham-wow guy in Jail" XD

[Haloguru999]

@oxygenmonkey88 Hooter,cooter,tutor.....comput­ers

Computers???

[certifiedjagga]

@oxygenmonkey88 hooters, tooters, computers, neuters ???

[TheProjectMJ]

I always feel like.. sombodies tauntin' me

[barkdog92]

is that the same hottiez magazine from the shamwow guy skit?

[xcess7]

eggs on money

[METALMAN4Wii]

We Must Burn All Our Money so it doesn't try to Drive us Insane......!

[CandiGirl616]

wow i'm gonna visit that site :D ;D

[TheIlssm]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx Uh... so original yet so scary at the same time.... OLD SPICE FTW.

[THISSONGISBULSHIT]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx and i have my shotgun aimed at your face get out

[bamcameback]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx what if i didn't post a comment?

[OmgItsTNT]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx sounds like you should be in an old spice commercial. lol.

[vikingWindmill]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx

In the house? Rape? Sheesh, black guys...

[dragonlord1689]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx *Head explodes*

[someonewhoissomewher]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx too long, did not read

[SamdeSquirell]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx Better than the video.

[DrewMcDaniels]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx look at your comment, its unoriginal.

[Onaga76]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx I love these comments but the thing is. Your talking about legitimate comments when this comment right here is copied and being used everywhere with only minor adjustments and usually no adjustments at all.

[shadow13420]

@Onaga76 What a paradox! Seriously, that shit ain't legit!

[PurePwnage74]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx Copied from Machinima's Old Spice Mw2 Video. BUSTED

[mermaidmelodyfan0000]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx you copied this, the original was actuallt @ some1 ;]

[vpl3000]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx Wait what wtf you talking are you doing that psycology crap?

[Duranazer]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx 

what the fuck are you talking about?

[avadakedavra80]

@Duranazer

watch old spice commercials. you might hit on the right one where a similar dialogue appears.

[giantplattypus]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx Rule 24 in action. A repost is always a repost of a repost.

[HottieBobby22]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx HAH! I'm at school bitch! You've failed!

[iLiKeCeRe]

@xxXn00bSlayerXxx too long did not read!

[QuestionRenee]

I have to watch an ad...to watch an ad?

[Tehoriginaltroll]

Lol!!!

[AEMoreira81]

I was forced to watch a Progressive commercial to watch this---oy vey!