I don't watch hockey, but jock butts in general are the roundest, firmest, and shapely asses on guys in the entirety of the planet. Guys who have flat, shapeless asses are just not fun to check out. But a guy with some junk in his trunk is sexy as hell. I'm all about the ass. Keep rocking it big, fellas.
@chiefchiller671 did you really.. just ask that ? do you not watch his videos ? i bet you clicked on this video because you maybe thought you were gunna see some ass.. grow up.
i always wondered what to call my sexy blackhawk's johnathan toews' ass...and i'm so glad i found this term and your awesome explanation of it!! :) when i see him wearing dress pants i always expect his ass to pop right out! so big and i love it
I don't know anyone who does hockey or much skating, but my ex GF. Woooohooo she had one hell of an ass. :p I'd be layin on the bed and she'd walk in with nothing but a towel on and I'd just stare. (Towels compliment butts VERY well) A good firm butt is Thumbs up!
That boy has more crack than a drug dealer. I fell off my chair laughing and couldn't stand up. Got a lot of stares.... marry me. Wait, you're gay, damn....
Personally, I'm not a fan of overly large butts; however, this does not mean that they don't have some perks. Bid butts are cushy (depending on the person), they give a nice, resounding smack when you whack them, and can actually rock certain pairs of awesome ass jeans...
Actually, who am I kidding? I've got a big butt, myself!!
having a butt as a man is so not handy, I never find pants that fit me, because my ass won't fit or when my ass fits in, I have Jumbo legs , and when I wear tight jeans, I look like fat scenekid. and I never came across a guy who likes my bootay, it seems like they all ditch all those wooden shelves that run around these days, with absolutely no ass. I don't want to imagine them naked, everything flat and stuff, ew. I love my curves, but it's not easy.
@GiovariMercado Aww, poor little bigot. One day you'll realize that no matter what insult your shallow mind can produce, we've already heard worse, probably in the same day.
@GiovariMercado What makes your comment so funny is that you, like most insecure people, took the time to watch his video knowing that he's gay. Then you felt the need to point out the fact that he's gay, as if someone was trying to hide it. To be perfectly honest no one gives a damn how you feel about you feel about gay people and if you feel the need to insult someone...don't. Also, before posting something on a public site you should probably make sure that it's written intelligently.
@GiovariMercado So, why do you even watch this? Just to make fun of someone you know is happier than you! And alot of people actually watch this for entertainment, not to post ugly comments and be an asshole.
yea... never was a butt person.... but recently i discovered hockey butts cause i watch so much hockey. hot dang! very nice... i agree... masterpieces!!!
lol....well hockey players aren't the only ones with a big butt. I'm proud to say I have a butt and I'm a 20 year old black mexican. lol. No hockey in these jeans. lol
this is why i like women with big real booty, carefully look at there snatch so i don't confuse this with the real big booty women,s train not the gay train but to each there there there there there there are there.
@poeticallycorrect95 lol. I like me some charlie white ass, but Evan Lysacek is a dick, don't really want any of his ass. I mean, Johnny's is just naturally bigger.
Lmao XD u jus made my day :) I like flat ass tho :P not the grandma/mom kind but the i should be a super model kind. Like the complete absence of an ass. It's hot to me lol
Will you please put a God damn shirt on! But you are Canadian (like me) so its okay. And if you like big butts then you would like me. CCuz in family there is no such think as a small ass. Even if you are fit like me there is no escaping the genetic terror that is a "Forbes ass". It will find you. Plus I'm a guy and it looks like thats your flavor. I have nothing against gays I'm just sayin.
@howyoudoinheybooboo ewwwwww noooooooo i'm an athletic trainer and a football player is something u should avoid completely, they are the dirtiest of all athletes!! so nasty and most of'em do not look so great, some of'em have great bodies, but the d line is NASTY
Meh, I focus more on facial features and personality. I mean a bum MixALot would be proud of is good, but a nice set of eyes, gorgeous smile, and lovely hair are my starting point.
i honestly believe that I was born with a physiological predisposition to be summoned by a nice, juicy, round, bubble butt. Something that could deflect a meteor (or draw it) perhaps
omgg, this is funny. honestly guys with like nice bubbly butts are just a little more attractive. but a guys like thick stomach, like thick stomach: thick butt. Awesome.
My boyfriend has a hockey butt and I love it!
chakramfan 13 hours ago
You can keep your hockey butt, give me a runners legs any day
seanthewonton 1 month ago
Y U NO WEAR SHIRT ?! D:<
nosmohttff 3 months ago
When my boyfriend first met me (it's a wierd story) the first thing that attracted him about me when I got out of bed was my butt XD!
gebril61 3 months ago
I don't watch hockey, but jock butts in general are the roundest, firmest, and shapely asses on guys in the entirety of the planet. Guys who have flat, shapeless asses are just not fun to check out. But a guy with some junk in his trunk is sexy as hell. I'm all about the ass. Keep rocking it big, fellas.
HotnessSearcher18 3 months ago 7
I have a hockey butt. I've played for 15 years now.
jcwilson1991 5 months ago
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faggggg
derich2005 5 months ago
you have now givin me the right definition to wht kind of a butt my dad has.......now i dont have to say he has a JLO booty lol thnks
msgraciebear18 5 months ago
Twink butts!!!!
fordcontoursport 6 months ago
I love skater butt too. Damn just thinking about that flips my lid
Brian319 6 months ago
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No ass no interest.
akaozz 7 months ago
I like them compact. davey, you're off the hook! :D
zaeem166 7 months ago
what about ballet dancers ! me and my sis watched a movie about male ballet dancer and gooooooooood ness man!
mgmerritt 7 months ago
NICE ASS ♥ ILL SUPERSIZE THAT ASS ANY DAY
UnisAndDilma 7 months ago
LMFAO!!
"that boy has more crack than a drug dealer."~ davey wavey
puppytux1 8 months ago
1:27 Boner?
ArtMarketStudios 8 months ago
are u gay??
chiefchiller671 8 months ago
@chiefchiller671 did you really.. just ask that ? do you not watch his videos ? i bet you clicked on this video because you maybe thought you were gunna see some ass.. grow up.
LexieLuxuryOfficial 8 months ago
Lol
kraziekid9 8 months ago
I love big butts and I cannot lie all you other brothers can't deny!
TheCompleteWeirdo 8 months ago
i always wondered what to call my sexy blackhawk's johnathan toews' ass...and i'm so glad i found this term and your awesome explanation of it!! :) when i see him wearing dress pants i always expect his ass to pop right out! so big and i love it
thekosh10 8 months ago
Hockey butts erm.....Bouncy?? lol
SilverRanger92 8 months ago
What if my ass is an implant? That still counts......right?
Fabulousitist 8 months ago
I don't know anyone who does hockey or much skating, but my ex GF. Woooohooo she had one hell of an ass. :p I'd be layin on the bed and she'd walk in with nothing but a towel on and I'd just stare. (Towels compliment butts VERY well) A good firm butt is Thumbs up!
snowtiger184 9 months ago
FAG
grotonunited 9 months ago
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Ha Ha Ha! Did you think of that all on your own? Ha!
snowtiger184 9 months ago
@grotonunited DOUCHEBAG
Fabulousitist 8 months ago
Lmao, "Shelf ass" xD
Cherrypie207 9 months ago
1:26 hilarious
ma356289 9 months ago
No ass no intrist. Got to have more ass than a tolit seat ok
akaozz 9 months ago
That boy has more crack than a drug dealer. I fell off my chair laughing and couldn't stand up. Got a lot of stares.... marry me. Wait, you're gay, damn....
MrTiarahurt 9 months ago
This is soooooo funnu
SuperCoolbeans8 9 months ago
i have a big butt and play hockey but its not like humungeous
Emmaduffey24 9 months ago
Holy cow this is sooooo fun
SuperCoolbeans8 9 months ago
you are stuped
hanjill210 9 months ago
GAY!
vire24 9 months ago
girs n guys, legs and thighs, you can have it supersized love it love ya!!
Nenekkolokka 10 months ago 28
i love butts too!! hockey butts are amazing Johnny weir's ass is amaaaazzing
Nenekkolokka 10 months ago
just like having something to hold on too!!!
AFIREINSIDE1000Blaqk 10 months ago
haha! my friend will love this. She will crack up with the crack joke.
hattersuffa 10 months ago
some of us are just blessed with a bottom regardless of sport
gradusm 10 months ago
tennis butts are awesome too eg. Rafael Nadal!
neilnriley 10 months ago
I'm not going to share lol!!!
I LVE your videos
U r awesome!!!
Peace
Love
Happiness
TheShelbyWEB 10 months ago
My but is in between type 2&3 .it's huge but not humongous...But I dont exercise for it.it's natural...
SourBlaze 10 months ago
@SourBlaze likewise
gradusm 10 months ago
Love a big bum.. As long as it's toned and firm!! Something to hold on to ;p
ummjt 10 months ago
Personally, I'm not a fan of overly large butts; however, this does not mean that they don't have some perks. Bid butts are cushy (depending on the person), they give a nice, resounding smack when you whack them, and can actually rock certain pairs of awesome ass jeans...
Actually, who am I kidding? I've got a big butt, myself!!
NoahofWill 11 months ago
@GiovariMercado oooh someones homophobic ;D
Wayneeqirl 11 months ago
It explains why my Grandma loves hockey
RikkytheCoolKat 11 months ago 4
Most of my male friends skate, and have very nice backsides.
ibetammy 11 months ago
having a butt as a man is so not handy, I never find pants that fit me, because my ass won't fit or when my ass fits in, I have Jumbo legs , and when I wear tight jeans, I look like fat scenekid. and I never came across a guy who likes my bootay, it seems like they all ditch all those wooden shelves that run around these days, with absolutely no ass. I don't want to imagine them naked, everything flat and stuff, ew. I love my curves, but it's not easy.
Daweishagua 11 months ago
G-A-Y
MrJaaaboo 11 months ago
kim junsu's butt is the sexiest
TVXQfanz4ever 11 months ago
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Fagit ass mother fucker go back to thr rainbow u gay ass bitch u are a waste of my time and put on a damn shirt no one wanna see ur gay self
GiovariMercado 11 months ago
@GiovariMercado Aww, poor little bigot. One day you'll realize that no matter what insult your shallow mind can produce, we've already heard worse, probably in the same day.
5HTforme 11 months ago
@GiovariMercado What makes your comment so funny is that you, like most insecure people, took the time to watch his video knowing that he's gay. Then you felt the need to point out the fact that he's gay, as if someone was trying to hide it. To be perfectly honest no one gives a damn how you feel about you feel about gay people and if you feel the need to insult someone...don't. Also, before posting something on a public site you should probably make sure that it's written intelligently.
louist00 11 months ago
@GiovariMercado I love his videos,manly to see his hot body:)
EthanCole15 11 months ago
@GiovariMercado So, why do you even watch this? Just to make fun of someone you know is happier than you! And alot of people actually watch this for entertainment, not to post ugly comments and be an asshole.
LiberalinHickville 10 months ago
u have big nippels
TheShishky 1 year ago
u 'r crazy friend but u make me laugh
MrPolicolas 1 year ago
figure skater, hockey player, and speed skater here class three for me
RuralBrett 1 year ago
Crosby? Sorry pal, you ain't got nuthin' on
JONATHAN TOEWS' ASS.
Hanniewals 1 year ago
yea... never was a butt person.... but recently i discovered hockey butts cause i watch so much hockey. hot dang! very nice... i agree... masterpieces!!!
bovinegirl 1 year ago
Proud owner of a Hockey butt.
chilltherink39 1 year ago
Muy joto
hostal82 1 year ago
I don't even like Sidney Crosby, but anytime I see him I automatically think: "DAT ASS!!"
ohmyhannahh 1 year ago
This vid really cracked me up:) (no pun intended)
EmperorGeorgeVII 1 year ago
SPEEDSKATER BUTTS. They are like category 3, AT LEAST.
yayitslindsey 1 year ago
this video is full of win.
Sidney Crosby, Johnny Toews and Dion Phaneuf. 'nuff said.
emilyy00 1 year ago
examples of A+ hockey butts: Sidney Crosby and Jonathan Toews.
NVgoldrush12 1 year ago
The only thing with fooball is that not every football players has a huge butt....in hickey NOBODY gets left out
TheKylast 1 year ago
ahhahahaha, i love thissss!
colinburish 1 year ago
Sidney Crosby.
O, dat ass.
EyeHeart87 1 year ago 29
r u freaking gay or something ur so stupid a baby is smarter than probly
tiggercat98 10 months ago
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r u freaking gay or something ur so stupid a baby is smarter then, probly
tiggercat98 10 months ago
hahahhhahaha omg imm totally stealing that!!!!!! that boys got more crack than a drug dealer!!!!!<3 i love davey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheAngelValerie1 1 year ago
They're a nice pillow to sit on. :o
MosoStuff 1 year ago
Don't play hockey, but I got a big bootay!! haha
tcurry504 1 year ago
That boys got more crack than a drug dealer! HAHAHA!
6589justin 1 year ago
He got more crack than a drug dealer
crazyperson403562 1 year ago
My boyfriend has an ass of steel!!
&& I don't mind allowing people to admire his amazing buns!!
r0ckii3rand0m 1 year ago
gay
BusTerxUaE 1 year ago
i like big butts and i cannot lie as well, friend(:.
although guys have disgusting backsides - no offense.
blehhhhh.
tsumiakiyama 1 year ago
This is a man?
GetTheHook 1 year ago
lol....well hockey players aren't the only ones with a big butt. I'm proud to say I have a butt and I'm a 20 year old black mexican. lol. No hockey in these jeans. lol
Wolfy2008 1 year ago
lol badonk a donk what a funny word, i wish we had weird funny words here,
spike14786 1 year ago
this is why i like women with big real booty, carefully look at there snatch so i don't confuse this with the real big booty women,s train not the gay train but to each there there there there there there are there.
jahu94 1 year ago
i want to see your sweet ass........ (no pants on)
MrBigzac2 1 year ago
Davey your awesome and funny lol... XD
EvilEmoElmoGal 1 year ago
Get a shirt ya poof
cr41gwoody 1 year ago
I want to see ur ass and Horney in a video
dummies2kool 1 year ago
63 people oppose mouth-watering badonk-a-donks.
imaginemeje 1 year ago
try women, they naturally grow in their butts and hips.
kocka6angelot 1 year ago
@kocka6angelot they also produce their own type of fish which is not to everyones liking
philessexuk 1 year ago
Lol omg ur too funny!!!
andrewscottclark 1 year ago
now i know why i have a big butt...ahh sweet skates!
MshedBrownieTopping 1 year ago
what the hell your gay
lexishani 1 year ago
Davey- what about football? Come on- some of the players look like they stuffed honeydew halves down their pants.
tallevfan77 1 year ago
im in highschool and i want to cum out the closet ,but its hard because im on the wrestling team. p.s. the butt l like is football butts
Lild9840 1 year ago
im hschool and want to cum out but im on the wrestling team, and i like football butts
Lild9840 1 year ago
im in highschool and im trying to cum out the colset, but im on the wrestling team,and i like hockey butts and football butts
Lild9840 1 year ago
Someones A Bit Excited At 1:25 o.o
RaeRaeSaysHeyHey 1 year ago
I call them bubble butts, and i agree soooooo hot!
stevouledge 1 year ago
Jerome Iginla <3
prepschoolkid 1 year ago
Davey Wavey! You are Hilarious! I can't stop laughing! Hockey Butts! I Love It! LOL! =D
BrooKeemBaBaYeem 1 year ago
Another winner,Dave!Keep em comin!
Much love : )
liw213 1 year ago
I love a nice skinny butt. btw, what's your look like? :-)
justdave1 1 year ago
umm ya i live in florida so ya
tigermenan 1 year ago
oh white brothers be loving the ghetto booty too, go on ahead brother get yourself that hockey butt, lol.
eethry 1 year ago
Wow, I'm Canadian, and I never knew about that. And I've grown up around hockey guys. I should check out their butts here and there.
x3hatsuharu 1 year ago
` hockey butt FTW! go canada! <3
SupaSqueegy 1 year ago
Girls and guys: Legs and thighs, you can have it supersized" - that was awesome :D
id88viper88id 1 year ago
Can you just adopt me please?
hermionejane0912 1 year ago
Mmm I love hockey players!!! I watch their "behinds" all game long!! They are soo cute!!!
clarksongurl77 1 year ago
i think male ballet dancers have it better. they got the upper body too. mmmmmm...
thepianolover4ever 1 year ago
lmao you got me at the drool, thank you.
PjPoison 1 year ago
"Badoncka-donck!" Lol.
AndrooUK 1 year ago
LOL shelf ass xD
ihateurluv 1 year ago
I get the skater's ass thing all the time, but I am a figure skater :-)
scootie12 1 year ago
omg! you uploaded this on my birfday! :D
tumblexpert09 1 year ago
lol at 1:26
gilmnvk 1 year ago
"That boy's got more crack than a drug dealer!!"
6589justin 1 year ago
I love how you brought Johnny Weir into the mix haha. Personally, I lurve me some Evan Lysacek or Charlie White ass. Just saying :)
poeticallycorrect95 1 year ago
@poeticallycorrect95 lol. I like me some charlie white ass, but Evan Lysacek is a dick, don't really want any of his ass. I mean, Johnny's is just naturally bigger.
DefyingNoodles 1 year ago
@DefyingNoodles Ohhh fine haha. Let's compromise: Adam Rippon? Yes? Yes? :P
poeticallycorrect95 1 year ago
@poeticallycorrect95 I suppose. If there's no Johnny on the menu I'll settle w/ Adam :)
DefyingNoodles 1 year ago
Lmao XD u jus made my day :) I like flat ass tho :P not the grandma/mom kind but the i should be a super model kind. Like the complete absence of an ass. It's hot to me lol
miya76 1 year ago
i so know what you mean but i like them to be buff and strong they can protect me i just hope i can find some one like that
jordan199675 1 year ago
Mine's is between Category 2 and 3 but it's almost a 3. lol
Wesisdabest1 1 year ago
figure skater asses ! ;)
mickapoo07 1 year ago
@mickapoo07 YESSSS!!
poeticallycorrect95 1 year ago
I like girl big girl asses
fireball90000 1 year ago
Figure skater butt!
ReggyRenegade 1 year ago
field hockey goalie butts are fan fucking tastic
actinggirl333 1 year ago
Can I just say that dancer butt can be just as exquisite?
ScottRory 1 year ago 6
I <3 badonkadonks
chochephil 1 year ago
Haha i love the hockey butt ;D
Starfrost80 1 year ago
he so damm gay it's not even funny. so am I lol
Chefwill11 1 year ago
Category 2 looks like you took a dump in your pants.
omgdan23 1 year ago
that boy has more crack than a drug dealer... my grandma just rolled in her grave laughing OMG lol
bluluisg25 1 year ago
i luv u xx
wayneyeo12 1 year ago
I'm Canadian & I love hockey players...but I never thought about there butts!
LOL
ashleyhasOJD 1 year ago
i like soccer butts and football butts to! theres just something about a man that has a butt as big as mine =)
mizzdizzybaby 1 year ago
Thumbs down... fuck this guy
Gladiator152 1 year ago
@Gladiator152 no. fuck YOU
jewelthecool 1 year ago 2
You are wildly creative. Loved the part with the gravitational pull.
Sttubbs 1 year ago
Hockey players. . .not so much, but Johnny Wier. . HELL YEAH BABY!
BoynDE1 1 year ago
Will you please put a God damn shirt on! But you are Canadian (like me) so its okay. And if you like big butts then you would like me. CCuz in family there is no such think as a small ass. Even if you are fit like me there is no escaping the genetic terror that is a "Forbes ass". It will find you. Plus I'm a guy and it looks like thats your flavor. I have nothing against gays I'm just sayin.
blueeyesaf 1 year ago
too funny!!!! very good
MrMarceloSilver 1 year ago
Football Asses!!! Especially in thin tight white football pants with the jockstrap showing!!! Mmm!
howyoudoinheybooboo 1 year ago 61
@howyoudoinheybooboo ewwwwww noooooooo i'm an athletic trainer and a football player is something u should avoid completely, they are the dirtiest of all athletes!! so nasty and most of'em do not look so great, some of'em have great bodies, but the d line is NASTY
ectamar 1 year ago
hahaha omgeez too funny!!! thank you for letting me know what im workin with and my hockey butt lol Love It
BrockliBee 1 year ago
I like guys with big butts and shapley butts like Daniel Radcliffe Jamie bell and Zach creggers butts
Pinkstonnaked 1 year ago
I got a big but. And loven the HOCKEY BUTTS! HEHE wish i had one!
ShelbyOnstar123 1 year ago
I do not care for big buts but I got one
dm789f 1 year ago
ma man has a BIIG ass o ma god i luv it hahaha
tlc1101001 1 year ago
omg 1:26 BONER!!
RaNdOmNaMeSWaLkThRuS 1 year ago
WTF are category 4s and 5s?
Gltokensp06 1 year ago
Uhmm Am I allowed to love my own "hockey butt"?
OneJumpFromEden 1 year ago
Meh, I focus more on facial features and personality. I mean a bum MixALot would be proud of is good, but a nice set of eyes, gorgeous smile, and lovely hair are my starting point.
feitocomfruta 1 year ago
ive been a fan of hockey butts since God knows when..the secrets out now:P
junction2x 1 year ago
i honestly believe that I was born with a physiological predisposition to be summoned by a nice, juicy, round, bubble butt. Something that could deflect a meteor (or draw it) perhaps
chaos3 1 year ago
soooooo corny lol.
Lukie99 1 year ago
lol love it
serama13 1 year ago
hay u should ceak out justinbiberbro channel
justinbiberbro 1 year ago
adore ur bum de bum x
wayneyeo12 1 year ago
i dig them bikers' bums. not like motorbikers. bicyclists. mmm yeah.
HephaestusOS 1 year ago
How can U see much of what a butt is like thru those heavy uniforms?
lray1948 1 year ago
I'd have to agree with you on this one. "a thick juicy stake"!
furrygamer0461 1 year ago
love me some davey...
djcody02 1 year ago 2
WHY do you have to be gay!!!!! You are so HOT!!!
calenderhappy12 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! I love you!!!!
odd333 1 year ago
omgg, this is funny. honestly guys with like nice bubbly butts are just a little more attractive. but a guys like thick stomach, like thick stomach: thick butt. Awesome.
jackyoung56 1 year ago
.....im subscribing :S
Breakz 1 year ago
Wow davey, you dont come off as a top, more like a bottom.
0NeedHelp 1 year ago 27
@0NeedHelp He never said he was a top..
habbobeyond 1 year ago