Retard, Please

[07rachelh]

I know someone with Down's Syndrome and he feels the same way.

[SuperificGamer]

I wish I was Ponces little wee-tard

[Gangstarr112201]

i call black people niggers and cotton pickers soo i dont know what the problem is

[TheEots]

I watch social satire on network comedy shows and often think a retard could do a better job

now I have proof...well done ponceman

[hrsqsiest]

I have 7 words for you DNSS. F word U word C word K word O word F word F word.

[Gridlockpt2]

I can relate to it because I'm retarded my self

[tyro244]

Revenge of the Nerds? How about Revenge of the Ponce! :-D

[caitlingalazzo]

LOL LOOK AT POUNCE AT 2:12 LOL!!!!!!

[therealgreatqball]

PONCEMAN, I have ADHD, and Asperger's Syndrome... do I qualify for ability to use this phrase?

[hfurjiskkr5]

We have over 1000 hours of hate TV. Too many people get off on schadenfreude. Until it strikes too close to home.

[sodapop554]

OMG finally some 1 who says what I have been all along @ 1:19

"Worlds have power when we give then power."

[elvandin1]

I do not like how only black people can say the n word but no one else can

[littleitailanboy]

@elvandin1 im white Nigger nigger nigger nigger there i sa

[littleitailanboy]

@elvandin1 im white Nigger nigger nigger nigger there i sa

[littleitailanboy]

@elvandin1 im white Nigger nigger nigger nigger there i said it and i didnt die or nothin if everyone cant say it no one should

[pandalord112]

@elvandin1 You mean Nigger?

[englerbe]

@elvandin1

Nigga please!

[Growlertrim]

@elvandin1 Makes sense to me (and I'm white). So why exactly do you feel such an overwhelming need to use it, you poor oppressed...majority??

[jibgilmon]

@elvandin1 I still say it all the time. Just not in a derogatory sense, and I say it with a group of people with a good sense of humor. Also, people need to realize that you aren't racist for saying the word nigger. There, I said it. I didn't call anyone a nigger, and didn't say any stereotypes, I didn't associate the word with anything at all. I just said nigger. Words only have as much power as you place behind them. You can say something WAY more racist with juvenile, non-derogatory words.

[rusted70chevy17]

My dad calls me retarded jus for doin burnouts in front of the house.how am i retaded? Lol

[SuperPrismatic]

HOLY FUCK HE IS HOT

[haleyaziz87]

hey look i am born mild retard im proud of it you sould be proud of it too

[Thenybo]

@YoungunzPaintball I think you mean the coolest person ever

[pianofreak14]

so awesome.

[TheCrystalTay]

That video made sense

[TheCrystalTay]

Retardes rule !

[Mrhugh2011]

thumbs up if retarded policeman got you here

[treyn1987]

@Mrhugh2011, damn, you didn't get top comment, yet! Maybe, eventually!

[PhantomPhart]

I love the "carry protection" shirt. :P

[lowcomedy]

The wisdom of Lenny Bruce lives on!

[bigblack1x2]

so hes not really retarded then he fooled me lol

[MaKristek]

It has no retards, you fools, they are normal people.

[Bradsworld1]

retard came from the latin word retardondo which means slow, or slow tempo'd. just a little fun fact ;)

[SuicidalSiren]

I raffed xD <3

[erinb2422]

There was a commercial during Glee tonight where Becky and Sue talk about the "r-word" and how it's derogatory, hateful, etc.... I only had one thing to say to that: retard, please!!!!

[TheSuperMason3]

U guyd are awsome

[pretend432]

is ponceman actually retarded???

[pretend432]

@pretend432 well not retarded but has learning dificulties

[SamFreedom]

When someone says their tires are RETREADS, I say, "Retreads? please! Take your honking car out here and go get some real tires you niggardly bitch!"

niggardly [ˈnɪgədlɪ] adj

1. stingy or ungenerous

2. meagre a niggardly salary

[AkamuSlayer]

"Simple Jack" was one of the funniest parts of the film and, if you weren't so keen to get butthurt over everything you would have noticed that it was supposed to be offensive within the context of the film.

It's the movie that made the character lose his credebility, it's supposed to be offensive and insensitive, that's the fucking joke.

Protip: You have the right to free speech, that includes saying retard or nigger or spick, what you don't have is the right to never be offended at all.

[NIghteyesDeDracul]

The word 'retarded' means that something has been halted from developing fully. Like, you know, a plant in a confined space, or an animal raised without any sunlight, or, well, learning disabilities and so on? Your growth can be physically retarded, too; stumpy non-formed or malformed limbs.

People can calm down; this video is right. The whole 'r-word' thing is ridiculous. Also, blunt satire is a good thing! It makes it harder to slip clumsy stereotypes into future movies. Chill, guys.

[namingauser]

AHAHAHAHAHA i love this ponceman guy.....love his channel...retard, please..jesus christ i laughed so hard..... good job guys.

[SamFreedom]

Gays, fine. Retards, fine. But leave the gay retards out of this.

[GABproductionsz]

fuck retards there from another planet 

[Lordmazrim666]

hahaha retard please! you guys rule. keep on truckin.

[vladimiru]

Words have meanings--you can't just pretend that this isn't a vile word. Pfft

[calto40k]

Hey ponce sad to say the company i work for now has been involved in the whole stop saying retard campaign down to the damn r in the no sign buttons and stickers I'm gonna keep fighting the good fight and buy a retard please shirt and start wearing it to company functions hopefully they wont fire me for it

[dandik123]

nonsense

[michiyoyoshiku]

Take retard back

[melkor116]

you guys are absolutely right! fuck those retards who want to make another one of those taboo words.

you guys rock!

[willgimon]

This reminds me of clerks 2 with the whole porch monkey thing

[michiyoyoshiku]

@willgimon

that's what inspired me to take retard back. I'm not disabled I have family that is. I'm doing this for them.

[jaxstream]

"Retard please!" Perfect. Hahahahahahaha

[Fooksalt]

NDSS Needs to see this.

[DalekHunter1994]

1:56 nice shades bro.

[Magz405]

"Cause they're retards!" AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAROFLLMFAO

[frosty92314]

Holy Shit! When you get called retarded by a retard, you are the biggest retard on the planet....O love it!!! You Kick ASS Josh!

[mikeymonsta13]

sad muther fukkaz

[Chinesedragon42]

Ok iq

[PlatypusGuitar]

I had not seen this video before. Ive been subs for a little over a year and I like to catch on older stuff sometimes. Having a cousin with down syndrome, I can totally relate to that story. Ive had people with all sorts of handicaps in my life since I was a kid and they were all amazing despite their physical and/or mental challenges.

Favorited <3

[frenzy2003]

boycotting the ndss is retarded :P. j/k ;).

[GeminiWithHope]

Haha, if i saw you two in person, i would go all, "Yo. wassup my retard? how u been bro?" and do a super awesome handshake. And then stalk you.

[birdmayosandwidgelol]

i hope people realize the word retard means late or delayed. so mentally retarded means mentally late.(seems to suit). but they changed it for some reason. i guess because people were using the word retard as an insult.

But this guy is awsome he gets the joke even when thousands of people take it offensively . righ on!

[CSMmichael]

hi retarded police man

[morphlexxx]

I have an uncle that has Downs & we have more fun just being ourselves than being stereo-typed into what the "socially acceptable" norm is supposed to be. We call everything 'tard. i.e. french fries are called Tater Tards, etc. Keep rockin' & Stay Tarded!!!!!

[TAJours]

Of course , a deaf guy is better for playing a deaf guy , than an actor without this disability ...

I think some producers have a wrong ideas about a different people ...

I love you guys !

[kaosgoblin]

I just died laughing.

[theresidentone]

107 peeple r ReTard 0:36

[ShortGuy1792]

N.D.S.S. just went full retard

[IdaSputum]

'Takin' it BACK!!!'  RETARDATION FOR CIVILISATION!! YEAH!!!

GO Perrys! Go PERRYS!

[ty99999returns]

is this josh perrys ather right here?

[RevInk07]

Ponceman, you're the shit bro!! Keep holding that middle finger high man; we got your back!!

[crazy0ne1231]

retard please!

[mcfedoration]

dont u jus think the word retard is the best word eva, i h8 it wen people use it as an offensive word its daft

[eisoccer98]

haha RETARD!!

[IMBB74]

YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP!

[lesorciercalifornien]

PC sucks. I work with people with developmental disabilities (yeah, that's how we say it...not "developmentally disabled people" and definitely not "mentally retarded." ), and I hate the phony-baloney "person first" weasel words we're supposed to use--supposedly to spare the feelings of people like you. How patronizing is that? Glad to know somebody REALLY knows what "I am not my disability". means. 47th chromosome got GAME, yo!

[countrysquishy]

You guys are so retarded...it is awesome....What up my Retard?

[THAREPSO]

what a retard

[michalchik]

Good vid,

Retard used to be a euphemism. It literally means slowed down. The idea was that people with retardation could go anywhere a regular person could but it would just take a more time and effort. Which i think is both accurate and fair. I work with "retards" (just kidding i never call them that) they are just people with different strengths and weakness and yes, I do have to go slower and work harder on some subjects with them, but there is no shame in that.

[Msvictoriamarie]

lol, I love you ponce. 

[bloodlessmach1]

OMG! IT'S THE RETARDED POLICEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sbriskin1]

FUCK YA

THIS IS SO TRUE

[asphaltjunkiez]

you guys are fucking great.. thanks for that.... :)

[cjprops1]

nice... the day uploaded was my bday

[Michelepriamos]

I LOVE this!!!

[ogfre123]

the f word, the n word and now the r word this stupid political correctness is enough to make anyone sick,

anyone makind negative comments about using the word RETARD, for sure has to be a RETARD himself or herself. totally ridiculous

at this rate, soon all words will be replaced by sign language.

wake up and get a life, there are other things far more important

[jerryoh2]

@ogfre123 man please go get a life, disconnect world of warcraft and get a job.

[ogfre123]

@jerryoh2 oh my god, guess that this message of mine accidentally got into the hands of an actual RETARD. here is a message to any other retard that wishes to contact me. i like watching you guys but please, sending messages should be left to more intelligent beings. so keep on with your baskedt weaving.

[ogfre123]

@jerryoh2 i also believe that if you scan down, click onto the video by a very intelligent girl, ---- I LOVE RETARDS. ----- i think that it would help you a lot.

[jerryoh2]

@ogfre123 Haha fuck off yeh ugly cunt...

[ogfre123]

@jerryoh2 why not use your room temperature IQ to find a leprechaun and share a potatoe with him, while discussing the financial richness of ireland along with the greatness of those lovely child molesting catholic priests, are you one of those choir boys? BET YOU SURE HAVE LOTS OF STORIES TO TELL??

[jerryoh2]

@ogfre123 Wow, congratulations, you've looked at my page, what a wonderful stalker you'll turn out to be! You're dead mom will be proud! Ever heard the expression Irish and proud? Haha man you only wish you had my luck, yeh fukin' muppet.

[ogfre123]

@jerryoh2 if living in ireland you consider yourself lucky, i sure would want your kind of luck. proud of what, does that mean your proud of being drunk and broke.

guess that you`re proud of still having your parents around to pick you up from the sidewalk on your way home from the pub

[jerryoh2]

@ogfre123 wow i am offended come back when you have real insults u fat cunt

[ogfre123]

@jerryoh2 now i'm real happy and i'll let you suffer for a while before treating you to more good stuff, signed-- your fat cunt

[jerryoh2]

@ogfre123 Suffer? Haha your a muppet congrats yuo can attack me over the internet!

[ogfre123]

@jerryoh2 the muppet suggests that you stay in school a few years longer.

2 spelling mistakes in your first line, guess the happiest three years of your life really

was the third grade

[jerryoh2]

@ogfre123 Do you honestly think I give a shite about spelling? And coming from the man (or girl) that cant use puncuation you faggot.

[ogfre123]

@jerryoh2 ---FAGGOT???--- don't call me what your mom brought up some more lack of punctuation just to to confuse and anoy you

i know it will be tough on you but try to be sober when reading and writing

[jerryoh2]

@ogfre123 Trust me on this one kidd, just 'cause you wait all day on your fat lazy arse for your enemies on youtube to write back doesnt mean I give half a fuck bou' you, alright? And you'd be knocked after one shot ye muppet.

[ogfre123]

@jerryoh2 you better hurry up with your replies, my arse got even bigger waiting for you so tell me, when do you give a fuck? is it always for free and are blow jobs included?? na, na na na na NA he, he,  did your mom have any kids that lived?

[jerryoh2]

@ogfre123 Omg what a burn im so pissed off. Here fuck this shit im not replying next time. BTW im alive, so what are you on bou you fool?

[ogfre123]

@jerryoh2 Omg, so why did you contact me in the first place?? guess that stupid is what stupid does. you should have kept you mouth closed before your MILK TEETH got sour. so tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

and do you really think that SEX is here to stay???

[therealclamknuckle]

"where" it with honor? It's "wear" you retards haha...

[hekhok5000]

wats the persons name that plays reatard in vidios

[sedgambit]

It was very cool of the guy in the red/brown coloured shirt to work with the extremely mentally retarded guy in the light grey shirt, he's a sport.....

[torombolo29]

Hey i really enjoy your videos! keep it up!!!

[badmanblottclott]

thats retarded, nigger bullshit.

[tetheredthinker]

I got told off by my boyfriends mum for calling myself a retard - I have a disability(Aspergers), so if i want to use that word - I'll bloody use it! I showed her this video - she's not talking to me now...ah well you win some, you win some :)

[mrsprincesslily]

New subscriber here - and I LOVE this channel! Good on you guys.

[crossingtheuniverse]

One of the best statements ever spoken on YT!!! Ponceman channel ftw!

[LunaECify]

he is so adorable <3 ^_^

[therealclamknuckle]

101 people are retarded

[stove0809]

@therealclamknuckle 102 now

[jerryoh2]

@therealclamknuckle Update :104

[ButtersAndShortAss]

@therealclamknuckle 104 you retard.

[tdilover17]

@therealclamknuckle please do not use that word use down syndrome next time thankyou! i have a down syndrome brother and that is very offensive

[mokeanL]

@therealclamknuckle no, its 108 work for the N.D.S.S.

[RaptorCaka]

@therealclamknuckle

Thats impossible. They dont know how to work computers.

[kristinjane94]

Well done.

[bertwerty]

Hey , why is bullshit any worse than other shits? Shittists.

[picoaga]

that movie sucked big fat ass anyway, i watched it on my birthday, and i wanted to punch ben stiller right in the face and not because of the "retard" acting.

[plasjepies]

this is realy funny welldone!

[Maniacfqu2]

The word only has power because of people like you...who choose to be offended by it.. Seriously, stupid idiots.

[rovlad]

niggers never took it back... they are still niggers.... that won't change ever... cuz they act like niggers, it stopped being a colour issue a long time ago, right now its basically just noticing that a specific race, I wont mention the fact they are dark skinned and about 70% of the crimes are commited by them anywhere where they are at the most 10% of the population. See a trend there? wonder why I dont treat them like equals? cuz they are fuckin animals, that's why!

[DreamlikeaDuck]

@rovlad if people like you ran society, then blakc people would be stuck on the streets with no money. some of them are, because of people like you. i bet you 65% of the 70% you spoke about were poor and needed to provide for themselves and their family. got that? its just a colour. it has nothing to do with how they act.

[DreamlikeaDuck]

@DreamlikeaDuck *black

[rovlad]

@DreamlikeaDuck if their family's name is Crack, then yes, I agree, dont defend a culture (which happens to be overly dominated by one single race) that is antisocial, hates work or anything modern society is based on just because something taht happened in the past and so on. Yeah, shit that happened sucks, but look at Israel and Germany, bad things happened, yet they are some of the top countries in the woruld in every regard, grow up, become responsible!

[Wofadot]

FUCK YEAH!

[drumONdrugs23]

i personally choose not to say the r word because i find it disrespectful. but i'm totally against censorship. say what you want, if you want.

[TheGothpanda]

Excellent points. Of course, I don't believe in censorship, or boycotting a movie because they use a word you don't like. How about boycotting movies that depict women as objects or men as buffoons? Oh wait, then we wouldn't have any movies to see. :/

[paladincarvin]

Interesting thoughts. I agree completely with the Tropic Thunder concept, though I didn't see the movie. Even further 'retarded' just means 'slow'. We still use it for the purpose in our language sometimes (liquids to retard drying, it's also a musical term to slow the beat). Still, I've avoided the mess simply enough: I use the term "special". Nothing says that special means handicap, but it certainly gets the point.

[mrsberrycool]

:D i love you guys

[Sebas3440]

This video is retarded.

Thumbs up.

[jman0955]

kick-ass!

[geekgirl45]

Good to see your face Scott and hey Scott's bro Josh, what's UP, you've both been busy (imdb) How the hell did I even end up on this video???? - propgal from Side Effects.

[rovlad]

so many similarities between nigs and retards :)

[dmackortega]

@rovlad ooooohhhohohoh oh man.. lulz

[frogy8thefly]

...RETARD, PLEASE! XD

[craigyboy1032]

LOLOLOLOL his t-shirt , i always carry protection

[hissingfetus]

I LOVE YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!

[lauragabbay]

you two are inspirational. please make more videos :)

[tinkershel12]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

[MeAndNot3]

my friends call me retard all day.

and i'm not boycotting them.

THUMBS UP ON COMMENT RETARDS!!

[xkillerkiwi666x]

awesome awesome awesome! Love you guys (:

[MoultonProductions]

Retard Please!

[BananaphoneGirl]

Wow! You guys made my day :D I'm going to show ALL of my friends this- it was an amazing video.

[efwiz]

I didn't like where this was going...and then I liked where this was going!

[vprim1990]

ponceman. do u have facebook i would love to add u

[rawtoast]

Anyone ever told Ponce he looks a bit like Lars Ulrich? Connotations? Delicious!

[ResediVlad]

On Playstation: "Ahahah! You got RAPED."

M'kay.

[24keel]

Yall r awsome

[FairyBunnyTurtle]

you guys are amazing!

[austinawsome234]

dueshebags fukin retared

[Jwc2442]

This is totally not racist. This is so fucking true. And people said retards are retarded ponce is the most logical person I know... wait, no he's not.

[efwiz]

@Jwc2442 Well it wouldn't be racist because retarded people are not a race.

[Jwc2442]

@efwiz well no shit there not a race but someone commented that it was racist.

[bookworm5621]

i think i love you guys. seriously. i. love. you.

[ParadoxAndPlaid]

Some people just don't understand satire.

[kippetjeuh1]

Retard Plz. :D

[bbforky]

This video is awesome

[MMMpomaranczowy]

I can understand where you guys are coming from, but the NDSS sees the word, "retard" as a 'bad word' now-a-days because of how people use it. Not ALL people, but some. Some people use this word as a synonym for the word "stupid" or "dumb" and retarded people aren't stupid. My little bro has down syndrome and he should take the r-word BACK!!! So yeah... I guess I'm pretty conflicted with these opinions, but if we take away the meaning, all that's left is another word.

[fttrx2]

retard doesnt really mean mentally challenged anymore, i dont really know what it means

[jaydavee]

he went "full retard"

[VanillaGarbage]

.this is inappropriate and racist.

[AndrewKD]

@VanillaGarbage please explain how thisis racist? 

[turdherder07]

@VanillaGarbage is "VanillaGarbage" a fancy name for white trash. In any case, I don't think your in any position to tell anyone what they say is right or wrong. 1st amendment for us as americans.

[elridero]

@VanillaGarbage turdherder jst OWNED YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU OOOHHH

[PattyP123]

Good for you guys!  You take it back, Ponce!!!

[3DPlanets]

A winrar is you. Good job!

[HAWX142]

tell them them right dude

josh perry u rule

[911tut1]

Phenominal

[Kayjnation]

Why doesn't everyone watch this

[0darklament0]

sad, sad, sad, 

[iStRonGest]

i will always look at handicapped people differently, hence ive never met one. I never thought they could undertsnad things this thoroughly. I cease to use the R word again.You guys are making a big difference