Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and they had a little fun. But poor Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son! :D
No. Santa's not real. And the clicking on the roof isn't "Reindeer hooves",it's your parents fucking...on the roof...sorry to break it to you. Get over it. (I Love You Danny!!!!!!) <33333
SANTA IS FAKE! YOUR PARENTS BUY YOU EVERYTHING AND THE SANTA YOU SEE AT MALLS AND PLACES ARE PEOPLE PAID TO DRESS IN A SUIT IN FAKE BEARD!!!!!! SANTA IS FAKE SANTA IS FAKE!!!! I PROMISE YOU HES FAKE.. ALL KIDS SANTA IS YOUR PARENTS
Infact the children would leave their shoes on the porch and he would ride through town at night and leave small gifts of fruits and candies in their shoes.
danny could you make a video with you in a dress and disguised as a girl because i would really think you would look funny as a girl. please do it im begging you!!!!!!!
Well, I believe in the fact that he can have millions of elves and they make presents 364 days a year and he has reindeer that can somehow fly and he can travel the world in like, 24 hours... But I just don't believe in him because people say he's fat. Since when has a fatty accomplished anything? LOL joke, I'm not really that cruel :D
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i just remembered how when i was 5 my parents called some guy over for me, he had a proper costume & all, and brought me a gift, but he just threw it at me and started running away and i stared running after him, but he didin`t stop, even though i was screaming: stop, i don`t want a present, i wanna ask a question! Tell me about your place? I could never catch him and i yelled: you fag! you don`t want to answer my question! Fag! Then, 5mins later someone rang the bell asking my father for money.
Or maybe the parents lie to their children about Santa being real and just go to the store and buy some toys while their kids are asleep N put them under a pine tree and claim that Santa put the presents there... Just a thought...
1:24 sooooo.....santa isn't real
maplestory616 5 days ago
WHAT!? santa isnt real 0.0
graciewwe 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
ur an idiot santa is real no questions asked idiot u suck!:$
jennaandmorganshow 2 weeks ago
omg...every time he says he loves us i get itchy in my parts... ahjajajajjajajaja
mrsomeniceguy 2 weeks ago
WHAT! SANTAS NOT REALLL??????
PLANEPLANEbunny 3 weeks ago
this is brilliant! :O
shoma365 3 weeks ago
shat up
CALEB364 4 weeks ago
"That was like a poem... Oh my gosh.. im a poet" Fuck oaf that mad my day!
camo9421 1 month ago
@whwhwhat2 it's a koala bear
Macattak454 1 month ago
@Macattak454 No. Just KOALA. It isn't a bear.
BlackSGMan 3 weeks ago
I love you.
windingspiralcase 1 month ago
Kuala Bear in the background!!
whwhwhat2 1 month ago
@whwhwhat2 No. It's a Koala. It isn't a god damn bear.
BlackSGMan 3 weeks ago
@BlackSGMan Sorry... I don't know much about them.
whwhwhat2 3 weeks ago
That was so damn deep
LegatoDeFortissimo 1 month ago
Santas real! I mean I know he puts coal in my stocking! ! ! ! like I'm naughty! ! !
bananababygirl23 1 month ago
like ur mum
mentalistduck 1 month ago
I don't know why, but I lol'd when he said Turkey. 0:55
CorruptedPenguin 1 month ago
Your face is kinda creeping me out.... -.-
weesojer1 1 month ago
one day i will be SANTA!!!!!!
blackdemonmwwhatever 1 month ago
its prodigy not progedy
arodjeterman132 1 month ago
your addictive
donnzazaza 1 month ago 21
If you don't believe you don't receive..
SuperNinjaCoffee 1 month ago
Ho Ho Ho :)
TrueBiizy 1 month ago
Hmm well said....U jus act silly 4 the camera. Bet ur really serious in real life.
greenessR 1 month ago
so deep...
AnitoPictures 1 month ago
please answer me........Do u love me????
IAmBadAssToTheBone 1 month ago
@IAmBadAssToTheBone No... Sorry..
Well this is awkward..
96dermott1 1 month ago
@96dermott1 i wasnt asking u
IAmBadAssToTheBone 1 month ago
OH, Father lemon drop, you make all of us lemon drops feel so special!!
PS... i like your hat. :-)
sweetlikecandy103 1 month ago
YAY HE IS REAL!!!!!!!!! THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE
unicorn07able 1 month ago
you sounded really gay at the end there danny, do you need a man to hold
BIGJ58783 1 month ago
i seriously cracked up laughing when he said i am a poet omg !!! ;)
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and they had a little fun. But poor Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son! :D
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No. Santa's not real. And the clicking on the roof isn't "Reindeer hooves",it's your parents fucking...on the roof...sorry to break it to you. Get over it. (I Love You Danny!!!!!!) <33333
DarknessQueen10101 1 month ago
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DarknessQueen10101 1 month ago
Shit... I understood Is Satan Real ?
I'm sad now :(
AceFire117 1 month ago
I AGREEDD SANTA WILL ALWAYS B IN MY HEART
itIStheEVILbunnyy 1 month ago
joy cant be spread through any more greatness than through a fat guy in red
ReconMon 1 month ago
Im not a lemon drop.... IM A JELLY BEAN!!!!!!
prhc10000 1 month ago
@prhc10000 lemon drop flavored jelly bean
XgodzmastersX 1 month ago
watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
TheAfroman95 1 month ago
ht tp://freeminecraft. me/?ref= 778111
immortalinfernape 1 month ago
stop telling people lies you are a lierer he is not real your mom&dad give you preasants so thank your mom&dad ok
asisley1000000 1 month ago
@asisley1000000 you have some deep problems dude
Derier12345 1 month ago
what if im not a tasty lemondrop.. what if im bitter or.. or salty... am i still ur lovable lemondrop? D:
NatsuhiPhobia 1 month ago 43
@NatsuhiPhobia Who said that a salty lemondrop isn't tasty?
Eddiieee2 1 week ago
@Eddiieee2 ever had a salty lemon?
NatsuhiPhobia 6 days ago
@NatsuhiPhobia Yeah... who said a salty lemon drop isn't tasty?
Gemma5779 6 days ago
hes not even wearing a shirt
charliesceneundead45 2 months ago
Saintnick is chubby
RICCOCRAZYFREAK 2 months ago
@RICCOCRAZYFREAK he is not real
asisley1000000 1 month ago
DON'T RUIN CHRISTMAS!!!!!! SANTA IS TOTALLY REAL!!!!!!!
RebeccaEdwards6 2 months ago
he is not real
asisley1000000 1 month ago
I have the same chrismass hat!
L2pwnftw 2 months ago
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iuhjpoiuhpiu 2 months ago
SANTA IS FAKE! YOUR PARENTS BUY YOU EVERYTHING AND THE SANTA YOU SEE AT MALLS AND PLACES ARE PEOPLE PAID TO DRESS IN A SUIT IN FAKE BEARD!!!!!! SANTA IS FAKE SANTA IS FAKE!!!! I PROMISE YOU HES FAKE.. ALL KIDS SANTA IS YOUR PARENTS
emoney4life1 2 months ago
@emoney4life1 so wait if santa is my parents then he is real??
stealthymonkey1 2 months ago
@emoney4life1 No shit you fucking idiot don't go around ruining Christmas for little kids....asshole
phamill289 2 months ago
@emoney4life1 no santa is real
RebeccaEdwards6 2 months ago
@RebeccaEdwards6 he is not real
asisley1000000 1 month ago
@emoney4life1 Well you addressed the people at the mall as Santa. Therefore you recognize them as Santa Claus, therefore he's real.
joshuak9able 2 months ago
Umm random kowala in the background..
starroped1 2 months ago
wee can all tell ur single and alone lol
beardymanjr 2 months ago
oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh i am a lemon drop!!!!!!!!
avi30341 2 months ago
Endless Amazing.
rjwestDesign 2 months ago
hey danny: where do babies come from?
kaceykat28 2 months ago 2
meanwhile i india...
OfficialKreedz 2 months ago
Santa is real, i saw him in the mall.
MiGamezer 2 months ago
1 year later...
Blackbereh 2 months ago
i believe!
R0B0T1CxFILMAKER 2 months ago
santa isnt real!!!!!
im jokin
missbeauty099 2 months ago
01:51 Gay Guy hahahhaha
livelifetofullest7 2 months ago
Infact the children would leave their shoes on the porch and he would ride through town at night and leave small gifts of fruits and candies in their shoes.
Japheth19 2 months ago
do a show about hobos!!!!!
RCllamadude 2 months ago
Santa is real. Science said so.
thelinkinparkfan504 2 months ago
jese you are the cutest thing ever dany
zoonr5 2 months ago
why is he always naked ?
NIKI123413 2 months ago
why is he always naked
NIKI123413 2 months ago
why is he always naked
NIKI123413 2 months ago
danny could you make a video with you in a dress and disguised as a girl because i would really think you would look funny as a girl. please do it im begging you!!!!!!!
abbeyrosekerr 2 months ago
i have the same hat lol
66broadway 2 months ago
Hah I feel honored to be a lemon drop
Iluvdahvievanity6789 2 months ago
I KNEW IT!!!
eliza060 2 months ago
koala bear
SimmonsAirsoft 2 months ago
no
Guzamsara 2 months ago
Amandam stupid it says December 24 2010 do u know how to read
TheYOYOangie 2 months ago
why are we lemon drops
travisakins99 2 months ago 2
@travisakins99
I think he made a vid about that
dendanny56 2 months ago
Why does this video say december 24
My laptop says it's december 19
bart2daman 2 months ago
@bart2daman Its one year ago idiot.
Erdem3578 2 months ago
@bart2daman Dec 24, 2010 Nice one :P
Amadman114 2 months ago
GREAT way to answer that question...vry surprisingly touching :)
shorteeshere21 2 months ago
that was....surprisingly deep O_o
TheQtip1581 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport 60
"That was like a poem, oh my gosh i'm a poet." You kill me man, you kill me..
xXDaniellaPXx 2 months ago
Now I'm a lemon drop!! :D
MrVinceDiggity 2 months ago
press 3
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He says "...One of the very strongest threads in the fabric of humanity: children tear open presents on Christmas day." lol, thats epic.
LeoniidasWK 2 months ago
Wut if the kidz ginger :p
cheesemuncher98 2 months ago
do a video on why you call us tasty lemon drops!!
Mattizbeast188 2 months ago
Well, I believe in the fact that he can have millions of elves and they make presents 364 days a year and he has reindeer that can somehow fly and he can travel the world in like, 24 hours... But I just don't believe in him because people say he's fat. Since when has a fatty accomplished anything? LOL joke, I'm not really that cruel :D
starryday100 2 months ago
Well of course he's real I saw him at the mall
brimac106 2 months ago
Of course Santa's real..
He lives in Finland. C:
DaisyPatchie97 2 months ago
@DaisyPatchie97 viva la bam... MABEY ha :)
XyLaFTW 2 months ago
It's so nice to hear someone say they believe in Santa. :'3
Shirleyismynan 2 months ago
@faithreaper11 he probably wants to eat us! o.O lol jk but imagine!! :o
jackyily22 2 months ago
i feel so special when he calls me his lemon drops
peacesign1336 2 months ago 85
nice video i cant belive there was a treat to this video
wilddflowers123 1 month ago
@peacesign1336 xD ikr
zoey1336 1 month ago
Danny,Danny can u teach us how to strip? :o
Luciferka9 2 months ago
Do you even own a shirt?
Jammy1255 2 months ago
SANTA IS REAL!!
FeiLong97 3 months ago
I'm allergic to lemons D:
StarsAndStripes111 3 months ago
santa is dead bitch xD
MikiMeLL 3 months ago
dont believe u i saw my presents last year
ScOpESCLa 3 months ago
1:26, awww Danny :) u have such a warm heart -3
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Sicknaa 3 months ago 2
LOl Lemon drops *O* <3
iKiwiish 3 months ago
of course hes real... hes your neighborhood priest who rapes kids duh
commanderbubbles1 3 months ago
F**k Santa THE EASTER BUNNY is how I roll! lol
xFaintingGoatsx 4 months ago
Santa watches me in my sleep
MegaTripnip 4 months ago
Lol progidy
stasiaa143 4 months ago
So if your parents hate you Santa isnt real?
TheAmazingSkarmory 4 months ago
santa is not true it hurts to say it but thats the truth
puckelberry1 4 months ago
Well said.
MRmouthwashable 4 months ago
My mom ruined Santa fore me when I was seven.
tLovesPandas 4 months ago
It.Is.C.O.O.L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fuzzybunny390 4 months ago
thats... thats beautiful
myndirnotur 4 months ago
im a lemon drop!!!!!!!! lol :D i subscribed! im happy
pipshka 4 months ago
LIER
Daphoeno 5 months ago
20 people don't agree with you
alienworks24 5 months ago
Where are your decorations, mister?
GreenDayFlorence 5 months ago
do not do that because your cousin!!!!
greenfruits2011 5 months ago
go to bathroom, and do what you must to do, it is not late! dont act jim carrey, you are not he!!! its not late!
greenfruits2011 5 months ago
do a show about herpes
mangekyoumonkey 5 months ago
My parents don't love me though...
icyHOT568 6 months ago
i just remembered how when i was 5 my parents called some guy over for me, he had a proper costume & all, and brought me a gift, but he just threw it at me and started running away and i stared running after him, but he didin`t stop, even though i was screaming: stop, i don`t want a present, i wanna ask a question! Tell me about your place? I could never catch him and i yelled: you fag! you don`t want to answer my question! Fag! Then, 5mins later someone rang the bell asking my father for money.
nishtabre 6 months ago
dannyyyyyyyyy why r u making sense... that not u r u high lol love your show hahha
092498kat 6 months ago
he does not fly around in a reeindeer pulled sleigh! theyre just horses. horses on steroids.
GigiABorz 6 months ago
Or maybe the parents lie to their children about Santa being real and just go to the store and buy some toys while their kids are asleep N put them under a pine tree and claim that Santa put the presents there... Just a thought...
TheYankeeClipper3125 6 months ago
but what if ur parents dont love u... THERES NO SANTA???????
Raymonda2015 6 months ago
The sweetest videoooo!! Well done, Danny!
Eva12496 7 months ago
do a show about poets
geekedup910 7 months ago 15
do a show about ppl messing with animals on animal planet
geekedup910 7 months ago
do a show about jews
geekedup910 7 months ago
Yes yes our super important work
zombie6133 7 months ago
Yea Santa exist(ed) now he is dead.
MrCrazydooker 7 months ago
I don't know what to say...santa the person is not real but the spirit of giving does.
jonfroswa 7 months ago
Oh my gosh I'm a poet ^_^
snowconerangel 7 months ago
you remind me of jim carey
xSilent20x 7 months ago
do a video on nudists
Xfrond 7 months ago
Danny, do a video on why you call us "little lemon drops"
ocarina4eva1 8 months ago
all people know that santa lives in finland, korvatunturi...
B1gDud3 8 months ago
give him a medall
Lumak1 8 months ago
did anyone else stare at the koala on his wall? haha u rock Danny!!!
KawaiiAngelSutaa5 8 months ago
Why do you always call us little lemon drops? O:
Fuhlishiz 9 months ago
@cheamannn It's there to symbolize his staying in Australia!!!! :D
Natenator77 10 months ago
Lol whats with the koala poster in the background of all your videos?
cheamannn 10 months ago
We love you too, lemon drop!! <3 <3 <3
morzYla 10 months ago
STOP CALLING US LEMON DROPS!
tittlebits 10 months ago
@tittlebits -.-
GraciemaeRose 10 months ago
i subscribed to this hilarious person a week ago, and i am extremely happy to be one of his lemon drops! :D
HowLongChong 10 months ago 75
@HowLongChong .....me to:D:D
GraciemaeRose 10 months ago
Hahaha! Nice Koala! :)
IttyBitty97 10 months ago
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supcomFAN 10 months ago
why do you call us tasty lemon drops all the time danny???????????
faithreaper11 10 months ago 24
@faithreaper11 because he loves lemon
HenseStudioz 10 months ago
@faithreaper11 because we fucking LOVE it when he says it, it makes us feel special
alexpounder 3 months ago
@faithreaper11 Who cares why?
GiantOrcs 2 months ago
Santa clouse is marketet by the coca cola company to sell more cola. Later he was used as an icon for consumerism.
diceasd 11 months ago
I'm confuzzzzzzed as to why you always call us tasty little lemon drops ? if you could make a video and explain why that would be TOTES AWESOME , (:
YOUR TASTY LITTLE LEMON DROP! (:
AUDREY!
goodtimesbeyondpain 11 months ago
PUT A SHIRT ON!
urmomjkjk 11 months ago
wow that was really heartfelt
Scamper298 11 months ago
hahaha ''omg, im a poet''
130foxy 11 months ago 3
I heard that in Africa santa rides a kangaroo