Predators Review (funny movie review)

[TheKumitechamp]

I hated the fact that there was two predators...god..I hated that... the ending fucking sucked.. tophergrace was a stupid unneeded character..sigh..very disappointed.

[SpiderFan3]

he ate neo ... now the matrix trilogy makes sense

[MrSiikwithasmile]

i like you guys and jeremy jahns, you guys aren't like Spill, you guys can actually like a movie. whereas Spill would bash every single movie that can come out for every single thing wrong with it

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

Finally watched it, didn't want to because the original is so great, I agree more with the 3.8. They went to the aliens planet and good shit like that it really sucked me in. The only part I didn't like was Brody doing the "come get me" bit. That was less nostalgia and more pulling me back out of the movie. They should have tried to give him his own thing to say special to his character I think :/

[underbightdog23]

GET TO THE CHOPPA

[comedianhost]

You said you liked it...you then give it a 2.8!

And an Arnold impression, no matter the time or place, is always appropriate.

[StiffMeister1981]

that movie was terrible i went sleep in the middle of it. just story not make sense

[deanmetalface]

the film was Crap

[predatorassassin12]

@deanmetalface NO..... IT WUZZZZZZZZZZZZ NOT :0

[riddersam8]

is this movie suposed to be really violent and suitable for 9 yr olds that play cod plz reply

[schmoesknow]

@riddersam8 No Ridder, a 9 year old should NOT see this movie and yes it is very violent

[TheBagelThief]

@riddersam8 you shouldn't even have a youtube account.

[riddersam8]

that guy on the right looks like topher grace

[Carcrafter7]

I thought Predators was a good action movie 4/5 for me and this was a funny review especially the Arnold impersination.

[danielrobertwright]

i would so watch predators vs e woks...

[13evilpriest13]

ok boys so I saw Predators, so now the predaor films go in this order

Predator 8/10

Predator 2 7.5 /10

Predators 5/10

AVP 3/10

AVPRequiem 1/10

[schmoesknow]

@13evilpriest13 You love Predator 2!

[crazygirl1502]

Hey! Arnold impersanations are awesome! And anyone who can pull the voice off is a friend in my book!

[schmoesknow]

@crazygirl1502 Well thank you friend!

[danielrobertwright]

3.8? Only 1 schmoe Down from inception? :O

[schmoesknow]

@danielrobertwright He is out of his mind

[TheRogueMonk]

looool first predator ? this is way worse.. infact i dislike it cause i know predator 1

[schmoesknow]

@TheRogueMonk It isn't even in same universe as Predator

[Pun1sh3r1]

This was actually a cool movie, the first predator is still the coolest one though

The Yakuza guy was the coolest

[schmoesknow]

@Pun1sh3r1 He was pretty good.

[sage347]

I actually liked Predators, and I've never seen the original Predator at all. So... am I alone in that? XD 

[schmoesknow]

@sage347 WOW, never seen the first one? Netflix!

[generaldark]

i did not like this movie, i thought adrian was the poor mans christian bale in this.

[schmoesknow]

@generaldark I can see that

[BaRd3L2]

booo

[chrispcock]

went seeing it yesterday predator is my all time favourite action movie thought some of the script was lame. but past that its all good fun. and laurence fishbourne did suck balls as a crazy dude it could of done without it tbh

[schmoesknow]

@chrispcock Yeah if you just watch it for Nostalgia, it is fun

[ssjdopey]

predators vs. ewoks was a terrible movie haha

[DarkKnight1326]

haha dude i love arnold.

great impression too.

[schmoesknow]

@DarkKnight1326 Thank you:)

[BADASSSANTI]

hahah he ate neo lol

[grindhouse141]

3 is average, anything below that is less than. Amazing Arnold impression.

[schmoesknow]

@grindhouse141 Nah, in the world of Schmoeland, 2.5 is average, 2.8 is fun.

[aragon131]

So I HAVE to see the first Predators movie? And where can I find Predators Vs. Ewoks?

[schmoesknow]

@aragon131 The first movie is PREDATOR and yes it is the best one and you won't get a lot of the throwbacks in the film unless you see it. I think you can find Predators vs Ewoks on Youtube, it was a fan made video

[prumott08]

Disneyland!!!!! Hahahahahahaha I love you schmoes! I'm going to see it!

I also love how ya'll have diffrent tastes in women LOL

[minutemancl]

Funniest review from you guys so far. Hilarious!

And you do look just like Topher Grace! I've heard he had the best performance in this movie. Anyone want to back that up/ dispute it?

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

this chick looks too young to be from the repo man movie.

that was out in the late 80's.

i don't buy adrian brody as a action hero.

skipping this one.

[schmoesknow]

@SNAKEEYESSAM Ha, Not EMilio Estevez movie, the one that came out this year with Jude Law.

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

@schmoesknow - oh ok.was that the one about the guy who repo's human body parts?that looked like a stinker.

[Zhulufuse]

@SNAKEEYESSAM yeah adrian brody looks like a little bitch...he doesnt look like an elite killer AT ALL!

[NaienaArygos]

Dateline NBC Predator... LOL... you guys are friggin insane. I love it.

[ceciley]

I can't believe they stole the "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat" line and it wasn't (intentionally) a comedy! Adrian Brody's performance and voice were insane and made me laugh through the whole movie, I can't believe you guys liked it. You are SO not getting any from me tonight.

[schmoesknow]

@ceciley I think they got us with the nostalgia Ceciley, I am admitting it wasn't a great movie, but it was fun, and it this crapheap of a movie summer, fun was all I needed to give it a 2.8 out of 5 :)

[kaasetermetdinge]

great arnold impresion XD

[sachaput]

Now you make me regret not seeing the movie. Damn, going to have to try and figure out how to catch it in the next few weeks. Another solid review!

[lilsm555]

I went with my friends who never seen the first movie and loved it. A lot of people are butt hurt that this predator movie is better than arnold flexing and making dumb sounds for the first hour.

[scoretosettle]

awful awful film. no memorable deaths, terrible acting, shitty characters, cgi was not cool. complete waste of time. new movies fukn blow

[buckeye91011]

This is the first review I've seen that actually has at least one person disliked it.

[Pooky1991]

I actually loved predator two better than the first. I can't wait to see this one!

[leebrandt33]

The movie SUCKED. The 1st Predator film was way better, specially because of the characters. They had that helicopter ride where they were cutting up and showing their personalities, and it made you care about them. In this movie, none of the guys have ANY personality, other than generic tough guys. They speak and sound the same way. The only way to tell them apart is cuz they are played by different actors. This movie LACKED.

[SaintsInHell24]

@leebrandt33 the stuff you just mentioned was the same stuff critics criticized in the first movie. Give this movie time you'll appreciate it more then you do now.

[leebrandt33]

@SaintsInHell24 I didn't criticize the first movie for not having good characters. My problem with this one is that IT DOESN'T. In this one they were all just undeveloped assholes who speak cliched lines. Example: "you're Specail Forces" "You gotta problem with that?" "not yet". Compare that to the 1st film: "I ain't got time to bleed" or "I'm scared Poncho." "Bullshit. You ain't afraid of no man." "There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."

[SaintsInHell24]

@leebrandt33 none of the Predator movies ever had a good script the dialogue was extremely cheesy and thinking its good is ridiculous.

[leebrandt33]

@SaintsInHell24 Much better dialogue and script than this movie. To think otherwise is ridiculous.

[SaintsInHell24]

@leebrandt33 all the movies had bad dialogue to agrue that ones better then the other is ridiculous and after watching this if you liked the frst one you would like this one in some cases its the exact same movie in some parts.

[leebrandt33]

@SaintsInHell24 But the first movie had better dialogue, characters, suspence, etc. even if this one TRIED to replicate, it wasn't as good, and that is undeniable. If you disagree, that's ok. You've been wrong before. I'm ok with that and I've moved on.

[tselliott]

Have to agree. Not certain I'm buying Adrien as a tough guy.

[echo1v]

Thumbs Up! Great review. LOL

Hey, does anyone agree that Robert Rodriguez is a better producer than a director?

[croft28]

cool movie, i enjoyed it.

[corbinnunnally]

ummmm  so it sucked???

[geostillo78]

Damn good Arnold impression Kristian!

[schmoesknow]

@geostillo78 Thanks Geo, it was off the cuff, didn't realize you guys were going to enjoy it so much, haha

[pandamonkey12]

you guys are the only reveiwers i trust

[schmoesknow]

@pandamonkey12 Thanks Panda, we just shoot from the hip, if you guys have the same tastes as us, then we are glad we can help!

[traydevon]

Predators 2 was better.

Subway scene, Apartment scene, slaughterhouse scene were all memorable. Nothing in Predators was better than anything in Predator 2.

The Predators in Predators didn't do ANYTHING.

[schmoesknow]

@traydevon Can't really disagree with the Predators not doing anything, they become monsters more than predators but again, I think if you allow yourself to get caught up in the dedication to the first one, you can take it for what it was, a tribute.

[mrebyers]

Great review, looking forward to seeing this.

Love the Ahnuld impressions!

[schmoesknow]

@mrebyers Thanks MR!!

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

lol @ the schmoes rating argument, I haven't seen it yet but im betting on 2.8 :)

[schmoesknow]

@CFrostyTheSnowman After you see it, come back and let us know who you agree with!

[welshfilmbuff]

Looks very average to me ; more like a rental than a cinema trip.

Great Arnie impression HAHAHAHA (that laugh was done in the style of Quaid BTW)

[schmoesknow]

@welshfilmbuff If you weren't a huge Predator fan, then yeah a rental is probably safest bet. It isn't great by any means, just a fun ride for the most part.

"AND GET YA ASSS TA MAHSS."

[welshfilmbuff]

@schmoesknow

You know, the more I hear about this film, the more I'm interested...

but I'll see Inception first!

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

seems to me Laurence was eating too much and got comfortable in his survival skills, he got sloppy, lazy and since the film is about evolutionary survival, he got picked off (deep inside he wanted to get picked off already )

[schmoesknow]

@FuryoftheFilmFan Ha, no shit, he found the Dharma snacks and went balls out.

[GoldenFlither15]

Laurence Fishburne took both the red and the blue pill.

[schmoesknow]

@GoldenFlither15 Haha

[FarleyGuy]

I was definitely needing some Arnold impersonating to make my day complete. THANK YOU!

[schmoesknow]

@FarleyGuy You are welcome

[DicipleofChaos]

4 outta 5 schmoes

[raymondguo67812]

lol, "you can hunt on my planet anytime, sweetheart" f'ing awesome line.

great review, thank LTA for featuring jeremy who led me to the schmoes.

[schmoesknow]

@raymondguo67812 Dude, Jeremy is the man and has led a lot of people to us. His reviews are spot on 

[WillyM79]

LOL the look on your face when he gave it the 2.8, awesome

[schmoesknow]

@WillyM79 Like someone stole his lunch money from him.

[Ausbos11]

Schmoes do know!! never doubt the Schmoes!

[schmoesknow]

@Ausbos11 Very nice of you to say Ausbos

[emileeirene]

you guys rock. you make me laugh outloud at least once during every review. see, you're doing your part for humanity..lol

[schmoesknow]

@emileeirene Awesome comment emileeirene, that is why we do this, to be honest and to entertain you.

[JeremyJahns]

Yes! Mark, it is a powerful thing to know and admit your celeb look alike.....I happen to look like Balki from perfect strangers, so congrats on lucking out on Topher Grace.

[schmoesknow]

@JeremyJahns I would consider it the highest honor to look like an '80's sitcom star...as it is, I'll take Topher and I'll see you in 10 years on Hollywood Squares... I'll take ALF to block!

[schmoesknow]

@Homeboy2000 That you have ever seen? Wow thanks man, appreciate the love.

[TomChatalbash]

Great review guys. I dig the Arnold impression haha. I thought it was pretty fun, but not a GREAT movie.

[schmoesknow]

@TomChatalbash Thanks Tom, I am there with you, it was by no means great but it was a fun movie in this cesspool of summer movies

[unabomberman]

Shit! He ATE NEo?!

[schmoesknow]

@unabomberman Amongst everything else in the Matrix, dude is huge. Good for him, he is wealthy enough to eat whatever he wants.

[unabomberman]

@schmoesknow

You said it yourself, he's wealthy enough, but did he really have to EAT Neo? I don't think so.

[13evilpriest13]

Predator 2 was awesome!

[schmoesknow]

@13evilpriest13 Eh, respect your opinion here priest but when was the last time you watched it? Very dated although Danny Glover's outfits were awesome.

[13evilpriest13]

@schmoesknow watch it about once a year, ive always liked it everytime since i saw it at the movies.

[UnofficialMusicBoxxx]

Good review, boys! And I just saw one of you in...a Carfax commercial? Maybe?

[schmoesknow]

@UnofficialMusicBoxxx Mr. Mark Ellis, topher Grace himself. Yes he has been in two. He is buying the movie tickets.

[jackofblades123rmp]

Arnold impersonations are very cool >.> and that was an awesome one

[schmoesknow]

@jackofblades123rmp Thanks Jack

[LiamGReviews]

Well i can't choose who's impression of Arnie was Better the schmoes or Jeremy Jahns lol i laughed sooo hard.

[schmoesknow]

@LiamGReviews I will watch Jeremy's, that dude rocks.

[imnotmexican1987]

dude, that was a pretty good arnold impression. do that shit a little more often. pretty funny

[schmoesknow]

@imnotmexican1987 Thanks dude, maybe it will make a retrun for The Expendables

[gazmetal]

I saw Predators the other day and it really was the worst film I've ever seen.

[schmoesknow]

@gazmetal The worst?? Did you see Airbender?

[elbigchile707]

thank you best reviews of movie on the web

[schmoesknow]

@elbigchile707 Very nice of you to say, thank you for watching

[elbigchile707]

@schmoesknow no problems you guys make good funny reviews keep up the good job

[rockyhorrorrebel]

pretty awesome arnold impression in my oppinion. hahaha <3

[schmoesknow]

@rockyhorrorrebel Thanks Rock!

[TheMoviefreak300]

hahah you guys are great reviewers :D

great job haha lolol

[schmoesknow]

@TheMoviefreak300 With a user name like that, we are humbled by that compliment, thank you.

[xiDamion]

ITS OUT I DIDNT KNOW THANK GOD FOR SCHMOESKNOW :D

[schmoesknow]

@xiDamion :)

[evilfrogstudios]

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