I don't know why it took me so long to view this video, but thank god I did. John, you're my hero. Like, for real. As a young trans person learning to deal with society's views of gender binary, I am forever grateful to know that you and-- judging from the comments on this video-- many nerdfighters are on my side.
Not on topic of the video, but I just found out that getting all 3 of your novels at my local bookstore for(approximately, with tax) 25 bucks :3 I'm going to get Paper Towns tomorrow(hopefully) but if they dont have it stock, either of the other 2 is good as well. :D
I feel as though the genderization of these books was so strong when we were kids. I'm a female, but I read hardy boys through my whole childhood. Kids used to make fun of me. Its stupid.
I am bigendered. Born female, very happy to be female, I like my boobs, thank you. But I have a male perspective some of the time, and a female perspective other times. I just wish I had the figure to be able to cross-dress. When I was in high school, I realized my orientation is bisexual. Thinking back, I always looked at women, and looked at men, in the same way, with sexual fascination. After a while, I realized that as I became more comfortable with myself being bisexual, I found myself---
@freezie656 acting as a society-defined guy. Choosing to walk around with no shirt on {Bra, yes, but that's because I have a particularly comfortable one}, sitting in chairs backwards, tending to use typical guy-flirting-with-girl lines, even to the point of where I started realizing... damnit, half my brain is male! And I was raised in a family of two girls, by wonderful made-of-awesome parents, who would rather me like myself being me than trying to be what they "wanted most" in a daughter.---
@freezie656 even though I still haven't technically told them I'm bigendered. Gods that feels good to explain to someone. My issue with "society standards" actually has nothing to do with where I lived or even my high school. It's when I go visit my friend {andpossiblefuturegirlfriendgodsdoihopeigettheballstoaskherout} in her small town that it becomes a problem. Her mum actually warned us to not be as cuddly as we normally are. Just 'cause we're two females in body does not mean
I love how you read through all of those titles and made them into a cohesive question haha. I just went through all of my Nancy Drew mysteries and the "in your pants" rule really does apply to all of them. My favorite? "The Secret of the Forgotten City"...in your pants.
I'm still working my way through old videos, and I reached this one today. Your video is especially appropriate today, the day after some people have their panties (or other gender-appropriate underwear) in a bunch about a J. Crew advertisement depicting a five-year-old boy with neon pink toenail polish. It's amazing that people can get so crazy when gender identity is involved.
I don't laugh at him because he's different. I laugh at him because he's got kind of an ego and seems like a little bit of a dick and craves attention.
John, what you are saying here is SO important. We don't realize it, but we're ALL hurt by restrictive gender based personality and behavior expectations. I hope someday we will live in a world where we can all be authentic and be valued for that.
My dislike of Chris Crocker has nowt to do with his sexuality, I honestly think he's a self-righteous arsehole. It's not even as though his ranting is intelligent. He just comes across as a complete bitch.
My friend and I were watching this, and she started laughing and leaning back in the chair. She knocked over a cup, and while picking it up cut her finger, and now we can't find band aids anywhere.
Just came back through to rewatch this one...John, how could you have missed the Hardy Boys title, "The Mystery of the Chinese Junk...in your pants"? That's comedy gold, man!
"Every time Kurt Cobain coughed he spit out more talent than Brittany Spears has ever possessed"....hahahahha....i love Kurt, and i love you John Green :P
FINALLY! I've got a famous adult on my side about gender roles and sexuality!!!! I LOVE YOU JOHN! (Also, i bought Will Grayson, Will Grayson today :D)
Thank you. I may be three years late, but THANK YOU. I am currently in a relationship with a transgendered woman and she is among the most wonderful people have ever known. I may not fully understand all the little nuances of transsexuality, but you really don't have to in order to realize that it is a completely legitimate way of life.
While I don't really like Chris Crocker (Her stance on certain subjects and her way of dealing with them gets on my nerves), I like that she (Yes, I will call her a she) is open about herself.
What? First of all, how would getting laid make him any funnier at all? John Green is hilarous to begin with and getting "laid" has nothing to do with someones capacity for humor. And by the way, do you type like that on purpose? Or are you just an 11 year old moron who can't learn how to hit the keys on the keyboard correctly?
This gender observation has me, as an anthropology nerd, thinking;
"Mary Douglas! :D Matter out of place and anomalies! :D:D:D This is totally relevant to my interests!"
Also, to add: a lot of societies actually have a 'third gender', for males and females who don't fit with the behavior patterns associated with their biological gender. For instance, the Fulbe of northern Cameroon define men who aren't married and who cook as 'samarooka' - neither fully male or female.
To be perfectly honest, when I find things on the internet to be particularly amusing, I laugh inside, but I rarely loose my unintentional poker face. This video made me laugh, out loud, loud enough to be heared from other portions of the house. This was highly unusual, and I thank you personally for it.
One of my earliest experiences with gender identity involved working at McDonald's and selling Happy Meals, where we were instructed to ask if the consumer wanted a toy for a girl or a boy ( we usually asked the child directly). Despite what the kids chose, the fathers ALWAYS wanted their boys to have "boy" toys and the girls to have "girl" toys and would veto the child's decision if it didnt match. Mothers wanted whatever toy kept the child happy and quiet. I always found that interesting.
@pepismama When I was a little kid, and I would get a Happy Meal from McDonalds, I'd get the "boy" toy, because I was never one for Barbie. Then again, I wasn't all for Hot Wheels either. It was always such a delicate balance, I never knew what to choose. Anyway, DFTBA.
my fave thing to do when i can't sleep is to watch old vlogbrothers videos... so that's why comments from me keep popping up on old vids.
one little note - gender is born, but it doesn't always match sex. as a 20 something physically female with a gender identity that is best described with a question mark or a "wtf??" i wanna thank you for this vid. heres a *hug* for being awesomely openminded.
B) Here's the thing about Chris Crocker: he IS hilarious (in an incredibly obnoxious way), and he IS offensive. No, not because he's gay. Anyone who's laughing at him because of that is an absolute asshole. But the thing is, he has several videos, and some are ridiculously overdramatic, (the Britney vlog), and some are just rude. He says that he cares more about his beauty than any mom cares for her child, and that shaving his face is more difficult than PMS.
Right On!!! I had an inkling of this Chris Crocker defense in my brain, and a ghost form of this idea bugged me every time people laughed at his expense...but I couldn't put my finger on why I was bothered. I don't have much sympathy for Brittany, so, I didn't know exactly what it was that made me sympathetic to Chris. You have cleared up a little cloud in my brain.
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Thank God for the internet! So these friggin nerds can do something other than masterbate on their Dungeons & Dragons set up... in the basement. But then, EVERYBODY has a opinion,and, you know what the value of that is.
I was going through my reading list next year using 'In your pants', and I found myself giggling like the schoolgirl I am when I got to Sense and Sensibility (in your pants), Good omens (In your pants) and Peeps in your pants).
Nerdfighters fight for Nerds and all who are "out of the mainstreem" (May I quote RENT in saying "to anyone out of the main streem, is anyone in the main streem.)
I like it when awesome people like John set good examples for other people. "be nice" and "people are differently gendered and that's fine" are excellent lessons. Thank you, John-Who-Probably-Won't-See-This.
I echo espifreak's sentiment. It's absolutely unfair to demean Chris Crocker because she's transgender. Thanks, John, for addressing this issue in a constructive way by vlogging about it. 5 stars, as always.
I'm not laughing at him for being the way he is (transgender, gay, whatever...although him talking about hair-pulling at one point was rather lame). I respect differences, and I'm not offended or put off by that side of him.
I'm laughing for the fact that he's freaking out over the treatment of Britney Spears. Britney Spears? C'mon! There are more important things in life to lose tears or sleep or time over...like happy dances and ukeleles and novels...instead of an overrated pop star.
hahah the in your pants jokes were amazingly funny. ahahhaahahahhah
and i agree about chris crocker. and even beyon the whole britney thing, he also often has really good points. he may be different but does that make him bad?
I gots to applaud the vlogbrothers on this one. While I found the Crocker video, um, disorienting, the homophobic slurs on his comments exploded out of control. And as much as I never cared for Britney or her music, I found myself defending this peculiarly emotional young gentleman on myspace and youtube because the floods of hate made my skin crawl. Truly disgusting.
I still feel bad for Kurt Cobain, but he was just a depressed guy. And that's probably why he got into drugs, but Britney is just a talentless crack whore.
i sont think crocker is messed up because hes gay, because even if he was straight he would be a very wierd guy, ina bad way, person. he doesnt seem to have any sense of appropriate or not approptiate or respect.
I think nthat Jon makes a good point about gender stereotyping begining from such an early age. I'm student teaching right now, and I'm glad that the school I'm at encourages the students to do all sorts of activities no matter what their gender is.
i myself am a lesbian and it's hard enough without the laughter. it's even harder for gay guys and transgendered people because of society's judgement.
You can do this with Agatha Christie books too. The Unexpected Guest in your pants. And Then There Were None in your pants. The Five Little Pigs in your pants. It's all gold.
My problem with Chris Crocker isn't his gender identity... it's his extreme misdirected obsession with britney spears combined with his inflated ego. Idiocy applies to every gender.
I'm not bothered by CC's gender identity... it's not even close to what I found humorous about that particular video. What was funny was primarily his hysterical unashamed sob/wail into a camera that was a Touch too long (snot included), amplified by the subject of that hysteria being Britney Spear's embarrassing antics.
It's Chris Crocker's OTHER videos that I found off-putting because he comes across as arrogant, hateful/vindictive, and insincere.
very thoughtful, people who think like you make me happy... you give hope to the human race. I hope people like you breed more and not some of the retards 'round here...
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When I was young...I laughed at nerds and geeks. But I have become a much better person now....I have become....A Nerd Fighter! .....But I still don't think Chris Crocker is of and relivents. I do admit I have abit of a Problem with gay people but my hating him has nothing to do with that.
Chris Crocker just makes me sad about life...
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I think I stop blinking when I watch you not blink.
shutterhappy85 9 hours ago
"the shattered helmet in your pants" #laughingfordays
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I don't know why it took me so long to view this video, but thank god I did. John, you're my hero. Like, for real. As a young trans person learning to deal with society's views of gender binary, I am forever grateful to know that you and-- judging from the comments on this video-- many nerdfighters are on my side.
IanIsLucky 2 weeks ago
The Hardy Boys are so jokes I loved those books.
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Thank you. My god. John. Thank you.
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let it snow in your pants
briannapast 3 weeks ago
Looking for Alaska in your pants. An Abundance of Katherines in your pants.
GoodNightMoon19511 1 month ago
@GoodNightMoon19511 paper towns in your pants
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Frostbite.. in your pants
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Ahh, and thus begins the 'in your pants' jokes :)
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I want a four-headed dragon in my pants.
ChelsieOliviaa 2 months ago
the last thing i remeber....... in your pants
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In your pants Tintin joke: The Secret of the Unicorn, in your pants!
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I count 4.5 blinks. I definitely lost the staring contest.
I forgot how monotone these first videos are. Yay for marked improvement!
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I count 4.5 blinks. I definitely lost the staring contest.
I forgot how monotone these first videos are. Yay for marked improvement!
elphiesea 3 months ago
I count 4.5 blinks. I definitely lost the staring contest.
I forgot how monotone these first videos are. Yay for marked improvement!
elphiesea 3 months ago
I count 4.5 blinks. I definitely lost the staring contest.
I forgot how monotone these first videos are. Yay for marked improvement!
elphiesea 3 months ago
The Hidden Staircase... In your pants.
^
Nancy Drew
BethTheBubblyGirl 4 months ago
Not on topic of the video, but I just found out that getting all 3 of your novels at my local bookstore for(approximately, with tax) 25 bucks :3 I'm going to get Paper Towns tomorrow(hopefully) but if they dont have it stock, either of the other 2 is good as well. :D
BethTheBubblyGirl 4 months ago
Aren't both sides of that laughter the wrong side?
Ferserious2 5 months ago
I love how he is laughing the whole time he is saying in your pants
courtneyyjudi 5 months ago
hahaha Pile of treasure. Samurai Swords.... pants.... hahahahahahahahaha
Its4Olive 5 months ago
YOU BLINKED!
crazycookie76 5 months ago
The Swamp Monster....IN YOUR PANTS!
bakerclara22 5 months ago
Chris Crocker recent? I hath stumbled upon ye old video.
mushroomshrub 5 months ago
He does porn now -__-
fortheluvofme 6 months ago
I feel as though the genderization of these books was so strong when we were kids. I'm a female, but I read hardy boys through my whole childhood. Kids used to make fun of me. Its stupid.
EightTobiins 6 months ago
THE SWAMP MONSTER IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!
thecrazyminion 6 months ago
You forgot "What Happened at Midnight in your pants"
ArpTubes 6 months ago 7
nancy drew: the sign of the twisted candle in your pants
123naylee 7 months ago
Don't forget the nancy drew book: the secret of the wooden lady... in your pants.
puppyluveromg 7 months ago
so much love
mrmaxanthony 8 months ago
I am bigendered. Born female, very happy to be female, I like my boobs, thank you. But I have a male perspective some of the time, and a female perspective other times. I just wish I had the figure to be able to cross-dress. When I was in high school, I realized my orientation is bisexual. Thinking back, I always looked at women, and looked at men, in the same way, with sexual fascination. After a while, I realized that as I became more comfortable with myself being bisexual, I found myself---
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@freezie656 acting as a society-defined guy. Choosing to walk around with no shirt on {Bra, yes, but that's because I have a particularly comfortable one}, sitting in chairs backwards, tending to use typical guy-flirting-with-girl lines, even to the point of where I started realizing... damnit, half my brain is male! And I was raised in a family of two girls, by wonderful made-of-awesome parents, who would rather me like myself being me than trying to be what they "wanted most" in a daughter.---
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@freezie656 even though I still haven't technically told them I'm bigendered. Gods that feels good to explain to someone. My issue with "society standards" actually has nothing to do with where I lived or even my high school. It's when I go visit my friend {andpossiblefuturegirlfriendgodsdoihopeigettheballstoaskherout} in her small town that it becomes a problem. Her mum actually warned us to not be as cuddly as we normally are. Just 'cause we're two females in body does not mean
freezie656 8 months ago in playlist Vlogbrothers B2.0 August-October 10
@freezie656 we're not a straight couple! And damn youtube's character limit. >>;
freezie656 8 months ago in playlist Vlogbrothers B2.0 August-October 5
@freezie656 did you as her out?? Did you?!
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@freezie656 did you ask her out?? Did you?!
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@siriusthecat Yes. And it failed. :/ we were still friends for a while, but she recently stopped talking to me.
freezie656 1 week ago
@freezie656 :( That's not cool... Oh well. I guess not everything works out.
siriusthecat 6 days ago
I loved Nancy Drew books when I was little!
crogger321 8 months ago
I love how you read through all of those titles and made them into a cohesive question haha. I just went through all of my Nancy Drew mysteries and the "in your pants" rule really does apply to all of them. My favorite? "The Secret of the Forgotten City"...in your pants.
snowwhiteluv28 8 months ago
I'm still working my way through old videos, and I reached this one today. Your video is especially appropriate today, the day after some people have their panties (or other gender-appropriate underwear) in a bunch about a J. Crew advertisement depicting a five-year-old boy with neon pink toenail polish. It's amazing that people can get so crazy when gender identity is involved.
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the tower of treasure in your pants. <3
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@wenchrispin80 say what now?
uiruu 10 months ago
I don't laugh at him because he's different. I laugh at him because he's got kind of an ego and seems like a little bit of a dick and craves attention.
thecoloradanempire 11 months ago
John, what you are saying here is SO important. We don't realize it, but we're ALL hurt by restrictive gender based personality and behavior expectations. I hope someday we will live in a world where we can all be authentic and be valued for that.
eustacia03 11 months ago 4
Yay for Kurt Cobain! Boo for Britney.
OddballEndorser 11 months ago
Paradise of the Blind... in your pants.
Nani101 1 year ago
Oh man this is so great!
reconsiderlilith 1 year ago
Thank you for talking about this!!!
songsqueer 1 year ago
YOU. ARE. AMAZING. thank you for talking bout this ^^ just sayin. in your pants.
mrmaxanthony 1 year ago
As a transgender person, I just want to say thank you for this, John.
xMalnoia 1 year ago 7
My dislike of Chris Crocker has nowt to do with his sexuality, I honestly think he's a self-righteous arsehole. It's not even as though his ranting is intelligent. He just comes across as a complete bitch.
RamonaFlowers1 1 year ago 35
Kurt Cobain ftw! :D
nathan13x 1 year ago
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nbtful 1 year ago
I know this is a comment on a very old video, and that'd always weird, but I'd just like to say one thing:
"What Happened at Midnight"... in your pants.
JakeTannery 1 year ago 3
Yes!!! I love yu for the Kurt Cobain comment. He releases more talent than Britney Spears when he exhales!
angeep2012 1 year ago 3
aw so sweet to see john talking about babies when he would later have one...and find out exactly how much they like pooping.
cho474chang 1 year ago
My friend and I were watching this, and she started laughing and leaning back in the chair. She knocked over a cup, and while picking it up cut her finger, and now we can't find band aids anywhere.
Great video, BTW.
soldeen 1 year ago
Apply the same ending to hymns and church is worth looking forward to. :)
PinkeySherbet 1 year ago
Oh, the thought of a tower of treasure in your pants . . .
originalnerdgirl 1 year ago
Just came back through to rewatch this one...John, how could you have missed the Hardy Boys title, "The Mystery of the Chinese Junk...in your pants"? That's comedy gold, man!
NERDFIGHTERS!
dmitriwillguard 1 year ago 7
The very hungry inch worm....in yournpants
notyouraveragething 1 year ago
"Every time Kurt Cobain coughed he spit out more talent than Brittany Spears has ever possessed"....hahahahha....i love Kurt, and i love you John Green :P
Unsatisfied17 1 year ago 6
FINALLY! I've got a famous adult on my side about gender roles and sexuality!!!! I LOVE YOU JOHN! (Also, i bought Will Grayson, Will Grayson today :D)
PadfootLivesFree 1 year ago 5
Thank you. I may be three years late, but THANK YOU. I am currently in a relationship with a transgendered woman and she is among the most wonderful people have ever known. I may not fully understand all the little nuances of transsexuality, but you really don't have to in order to realize that it is a completely legitimate way of life.
guinivereXbloodgood 1 year ago 3
And THIS is exactly how I feel about the Chris Crocker situation.
pseudocaveman 2 years ago 3
yay my birthday!!!!
MickShaftItsAPun 2 years ago
Those In Your Pants Jokes were really funny!
eragonlover1 2 years ago
While I don't really like Chris Crocker (Her stance on certain subjects and her way of dealing with them gets on my nerves), I like that she (Yes, I will call her a she) is open about herself.
BucksStudent 2 years ago
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Dude u need to go get laid come on u talk shit it's nit even funny FAIL
Nath21792 2 years ago
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Nath21792:
Dude i no rite? he needs get laid cuz he talk nit funny stuff. if he get laid he b funnyer cuz get laid make funny n not shit
BANGtheDoleDrums 2 years ago
What? First of all, how would getting laid make him any funnier at all? John Green is hilarous to begin with and getting "laid" has nothing to do with someones capacity for humor. And by the way, do you type like that on purpose? Or are you just an 11 year old moron who can't learn how to hit the keys on the keyboard correctly?
Asirollmygreeneyes 2 years ago 6
...Wow. I was definitely making fun of Nath21792, but nice try everyone. Seriously, applause all around.
BANGtheDoleDrums 2 years ago
This gender observation has me, as an anthropology nerd, thinking;
"Mary Douglas! :D Matter out of place and anomalies! :D:D:D This is totally relevant to my interests!"
Also, to add: a lot of societies actually have a 'third gender', for males and females who don't fit with the behavior patterns associated with their biological gender. For instance, the Fulbe of northern Cameroon define men who aren't married and who cook as 'samarooka' - neither fully male or female.
heranje 2 years ago
Holes. In your pants
ginnyisdacoolest 2 years ago 2
i think its tragedies that people seem to like laughing at other people just cause they are differant.
ElleAri94 2 years ago
My favourite childhood book, ruined:
"The owl who was afraid of the dark in your pants".
IrosieI 2 years ago 2
Boxcar Children!
The Mystery Of The Traveling Tomatoes In Your Pants
Benny Uncovers a Mystery In Your Pants
The Chocolate Sundae In Your Pants
Mystery in the Cave In Your Pants
The Vanishing Passenger In Your Pants
The Box That Watch Found In Your Pants
The Pilgrim Village In Your Pants
amyleona2 2 years ago
@amyleona2 YES! Old comment, but I so need to reread those books. Great titles.
MarleyMe95 1 year ago
I want to copy and paste your words into the world.
Raaaaarrrrrgggggh 2 years ago 197
'The masked monkey in your pants' Wow! That's so freaking awesome! And lauging at people because they are different is definetly not jokes
prongslover77 2 years ago
I don't think it's jokes either.
cayrano 2 years ago
I have now memorized that line about Cobain.
LordFerret920 2 years ago
I LOVE KURT!
:D
peoplecallmeagoth 2 years ago 3
To be perfectly honest, when I find things on the internet to be particularly amusing, I laugh inside, but I rarely loose my unintentional poker face. This video made me laugh, out loud, loud enough to be heared from other portions of the house. This was highly unusual, and I thank you personally for it.
gorinator 2 years ago 5
Oh man.... I already thought you were awesome.... but then.... then you just go ahead and mention Kurt Cobain's "mad skillz"
Now.... you are my new hero..... *bows head in silence*
monkeyface1221 2 years ago 3
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Thank you, John. So much.
Nani101 2 years ago 2
Oh, GOD, JOHN! You made me LOL everywhere. In a public library. LMAO!
xDangerousCupcakex 2 years ago 2
One of my earliest experiences with gender identity involved working at McDonald's and selling Happy Meals, where we were instructed to ask if the consumer wanted a toy for a girl or a boy ( we usually asked the child directly). Despite what the kids chose, the fathers ALWAYS wanted their boys to have "boy" toys and the girls to have "girl" toys and would veto the child's decision if it didnt match. Mothers wanted whatever toy kept the child happy and quiet. I always found that interesting.
pepismama 2 years ago 232
@pepismama john made a video about that incase you didnt know(:
eminem4infinity 1 year ago
@pepismama When I was a little kid, and I would get a Happy Meal from McDonalds, I'd get the "boy" toy, because I was never one for Barbie. Then again, I wasn't all for Hot Wheels either. It was always such a delicate balance, I never knew what to choose. Anyway, DFTBA.
TheMusicKing713 4 months ago
my fave thing to do when i can't sleep is to watch old vlogbrothers videos... so that's why comments from me keep popping up on old vids.
one little note - gender is born, but it doesn't always match sex. as a 20 something physically female with a gender identity that is best described with a question mark or a "wtf??" i wanna thank you for this vid. heres a *hug* for being awesomely openminded.
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gamewarrior15 2 years ago
LOL trouble in the pipeline in your pants
littlepurpleducky 2 years ago
YES JOHN! Thank you for your views on gender dichotomy and its ridiculousness. Much appreciated.
bunnyish 2 years ago 2
the invisible intruder in your pants...
BenAndSorenShow 2 years ago 2
A) Those are NOT argyle socks! ^__^
B) Here's the thing about Chris Crocker: he IS hilarious (in an incredibly obnoxious way), and he IS offensive. No, not because he's gay. Anyone who's laughing at him because of that is an absolute asshole. But the thing is, he has several videos, and some are ridiculously overdramatic, (the Britney vlog), and some are just rude. He says that he cares more about his beauty than any mom cares for her child, and that shaving his face is more difficult than PMS.
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knuckles1211 2 years ago
"Everytime Kurt Cobain coughed he spit out more talent than Britteney Spears ever possesed."
I agree.
iaP2bE 2 years ago 4
Hell yes.
Ithinktheref0reIam12 2 years ago
So true....
BenAndSorenShow 2 years ago
Every time he farted he provided more entertainment than a three and a half hour Britney Spears show. But I won't get carried away.
Reflucks 2 years ago
Right On!!! I had an inkling of this Chris Crocker defense in my brain, and a ghost form of this idea bugged me every time people laughed at his expense...but I couldn't put my finger on why I was bothered. I don't have much sympathy for Brittany, so, I didn't know exactly what it was that made me sympathetic to Chris. You have cleared up a little cloud in my brain.
And, yeah, best "in my pants" jokes ever.
joy1313 2 years ago 4
edit: I had sympathy for Chris...not the other way around...not that I know of anyway.
joy1313 2 years ago
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Thank God for the internet! So these friggin nerds can do something other than masterbate on their Dungeons & Dragons set up... in the basement. But then, EVERYBODY has a opinion,and, you know what the value of that is.
Booka60 2 years ago
Wow, those were some of the best in your pants ever :D God, those never get old haha.
L0VEx1901 2 years ago 3
may i point out that in ancient greece sex between men was considered the purest fom of intercouse?
SirCaseyoftheLea 2 years ago
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4windchimes 2 years ago
Good points all-around. I never read Hardy Boys, but it does suck that such labels are put on things such a "boy books" and "girl books."
senorsqueakydesk 2 years ago
Hear hear!
Fralmunk 2 years ago
Have you ever done "in your pants" to the book "Moby Dick"?
Because, really, that's the best one ever.
cookie4monster4 2 years ago 3
Babies are attracted to toys that have highly contrasting colors. E.G. Black and White Toys.
MUTEscifan31W 2 years ago
I was going through my reading list next year using 'In your pants', and I found myself giggling like the schoolgirl I am when I got to Sense and Sensibility (in your pants), Good omens (In your pants) and Peeps in your pants).
Blodwyne 2 years ago
"Underworld" in your pants.
mariamiz 3 years ago
Nerdfighters fight for Nerds and all who are "out of the mainstreem" (May I quote RENT in saying "to anyone out of the main streem, is anyone in the main streem.)
Fayewn 3 years ago
Ekkkk!!! Nerdiness and RENT!! Yayness!!
memory3945 2 years ago
Blonde zombies in your pants
An Abundance of Katherines in your pants.
Looking for alaska in your pants
paper towns in your pants
boy meets boy....
IN YOUR PANTS.
loveandequality0998 3 years ago
I like it when awesome people like John set good examples for other people. "be nice" and "people are differently gendered and that's fine" are excellent lessons. Thank you, John-Who-Probably-Won't-See-This.
cjoshuahkristopher 3 years ago 7
I approve of you and you're good personed ways.
Fayewn 3 years ago 3
I got a really good one. "The Secert" in your pants
vampgirl95 3 years ago
How about "An abundance of Katherines" in your pants, or "Looking for Alaska" in you pants?
wisenightowl 3 years ago
perhaps the many people who laugh at both chris crocker and at our nerdliness are undeniably jealous of our differences.
purfectpuff 3 years ago 4
I echo espifreak's sentiment. It's absolutely unfair to demean Chris Crocker because she's transgender. Thanks, John, for addressing this issue in a constructive way by vlogging about it. 5 stars, as always.
digi843 3 years ago 4
the silver cobwebs in your pants
XD
that made me laugh sooooo hard!
heytheremayte 3 years ago
wow i havent laughed that much in a while.
some of the best "in you pants" jokes ever.
hyenadude 3 years ago 2
the stone idol...in your pants...
AHAHAHA
jumpergirl502 3 years ago
I'm not laughing at him for being the way he is (transgender, gay, whatever...although him talking about hair-pulling at one point was rather lame). I respect differences, and I'm not offended or put off by that side of him.
I'm laughing for the fact that he's freaking out over the treatment of Britney Spears. Britney Spears? C'mon! There are more important things in life to lose tears or sleep or time over...like happy dances and ukeleles and novels...instead of an overrated pop star.
DJWidget 3 years ago
hahah the in your pants jokes were amazingly funny. ahahhaahahahhah
and i agree about chris crocker. and even beyon the whole britney thing, he also often has really good points. he may be different but does that make him bad?
john,m your awesome.
kira902k 3 years ago
I gots to applaud the vlogbrothers on this one. While I found the Crocker video, um, disorienting, the homophobic slurs on his comments exploded out of control. And as much as I never cared for Britney or her music, I found myself defending this peculiarly emotional young gentleman on myspace and youtube because the floods of hate made my skin crawl. Truly disgusting.
espifreak 3 years ago 6
Invisible Monsters in your pants.
I still feel bad for Kurt Cobain, but he was just a depressed guy. And that's probably why he got into drugs, but Britney is just a talentless crack whore.
Director705 3 years ago
Hear Hear
Amiryfey 3 years ago 2
I thought that I respected you as much as possible before this video. I was wrong. I respect you so much more now. Well done!
NERDFIGHTERS!!!
Angieanything 3 years ago 5
i sont think crocker is messed up because hes gay, because even if he was straight he would be a very wierd guy, ina bad way, person. he doesnt seem to have any sense of appropriate or not approptiate or respect.
spartan14LAX 3 years ago
Comment 181:
striped bed socks are so jokes
DittoFreak 3 years ago
hint its me!
equuslover22 3 years ago
A Great and Terrible Beauty...in your pants
19 Minutes...in you pants
Before I Die...in your pants
I think nthat Jon makes a good point about gender stereotyping begining from such an early age. I'm student teaching right now, and I'm glad that the school I'm at encourages the students to do all sorts of activities no matter what their gender is.
Meghan7979 3 years ago
I'm so glad that John took a stand on the LGBT rights issue. And I couldn't agree with him more.
DontMindManda 3 years ago
the prisoner of askaban... in your pants.
a tale of two cities... in your pants.
i agree with you 100% on the LGBT argument.
i myself am a lesbian and it's hard enough without the laughter. it's even harder for gay guys and transgendered people because of society's judgement.
P.S. PAPER TOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MCR777greenday 3 years ago
an abundance of katherines... in your pants
looking for alaska... in your pants
paper towns... this one doesnt work so well. o well! John i luvvvv ya and ya books
daughteroftheking526 3 years ago
A space Odyssey in your pants
BehaveGeorgiebehave 3 years ago
a masked monkey in you pants..uhh imagine that!
CaroGranger 3 years ago
"The Tower of Treasure .. in your pants"
Hahahahahahah!
0745am 3 years ago
i found another 'in your pants' title.
Aaron's Rod (in your pants) by D-H-Lawrence
Knave283 3 years ago
i love your striped socks :]
Vantic1 3 years ago
I like the "ts" noise you make when you say 'pants'.
robyn2288 3 years ago
"Cousins Hardy"
...the Hardy Boys were Nancy's cousins?
Why did I read one where she was totally making out with one of them....huh.
Although she's changed over the years.
And I don't think the Sept 11th question was answered.
Starlysh 3 years ago
You can do this with Agatha Christie books too. The Unexpected Guest in your pants. And Then There Were None in your pants. The Five Little Pigs in your pants. It's all gold.
ianswertobob 3 years ago
haha! in your pants jokes! XD
abecedarianx 3 years ago
the in your pants jokes, you can tell that you are finding it hard to keep a straight face!!!!!
rumblechick 3 years ago
wow you remind me of doctor cox from scrubs
lowvoice 3 years ago
the kurt coibain line was totally jokes and sooooooooooooooo true dftba hank and john+ brotherhood 3.0 PL0x
beergutguy1010 3 years ago
Right when I thought In Your Pants jokes would get old soon...THOSE WERE TOTALLY JOKE AND MADE OF AWESOME.
Sibnosis 3 years ago
I love Kurt Cobain. He's a grunge genius!
NICHANnel 3 years ago
AMEN!!!
hellomynameis705 3 years ago
i love the Kurt Cobain line freaking hilarious lol and so true.
beergutguy1010 3 years ago
very well said- thank you for saying it!
obliosguitar 3 years ago
well said
westmayor 3 years ago
My problem with Chris Crocker isn't his gender identity... it's his extreme misdirected obsession with britney spears combined with his inflated ego. Idiocy applies to every gender.
BenjaminBattington 3 years ago
Not to bring up old stuff, but...
I'm not bothered by CC's gender identity... it's not even close to what I found humorous about that particular video. What was funny was primarily his hysterical unashamed sob/wail into a camera that was a Touch too long (snot included), amplified by the subject of that hysteria being Britney Spear's embarrassing antics.
It's Chris Crocker's OTHER videos that I found off-putting because he comes across as arrogant, hateful/vindictive, and insincere.
kittydreamz86 3 years ago
favorited. for many reasons.
i love how he tries not to laugh when he makes in your pants jokes.
tokyosweetheart 3 years ago
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i love kurt cobain =(
PbigPlow 3 years ago
i approve this educational presentation
iampeeder 3 years ago 5
I just got four free books in the mail, and all four are hilarious when "in your pants" is added.
Blugrass Hero In Your Pants
Lone Star Secret In Your Pants
Her Perfect Man In Your Pants
and Hidden Treasures In Your Pants
Yes. All are golden.
coleygirl89 3 years ago
Excellent and well said!
charlottepoet 3 years ago
lol the title of this video just surprised me so much XD
mcflyloveme 3 years ago
the samurai sword got me rofl!
~Jen
jb82792 3 years ago
OMG I love your socks!!
SpitfireB 3 years ago
419 :D
gorcie 3 years ago
very thoughtful, people who think like you make me happy... you give hope to the human race. I hope people like you breed more and not some of the retards 'round here...
gorcie 3 years ago
you blink
very
not
alot.
beccathespiffy 3 years ago
Love it <3
AliceInWorthlesstown 3 years ago
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OMG SHUT UP !
ASAFYY 3 years ago
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Hank do you have his name and number, cause I want a date
TishaRoxy 3 years ago
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When I was young...I laughed at nerds and geeks. But I have become a much better person now....I have become....A Nerd Fighter! .....But I still don't think Chris Crocker is of and relivents. I do admit I have abit of a Problem with gay people but my hating him has nothing to do with that.
VoiceOfReason7 3 years ago