Failed Pick-up Lines 7

[thejtswag]

U guys need to learn how to talk to girls

[bossquang]

LOL this is hilarious

[titsinabottle]

confidence is missing, but I couldn't have done it better myself. Nice job guys..oh, and HUGE BALLS!

[morganlydiax]

"I'll get you Proactive.... Uh cuz you need it."

[hellaomgvtec]

what bitches hahaha

[BadManFifi]

ive never seen so many fails in my life !

[tr4nsformation]

i'd give him my number LOLOLOL

[ajdrocker27]

hahahaha 4:57 the FAIL is over the babies head. xD

[JaySon2jet]

I love how everything they say leads to: can I have your number or what are you doing tonight

hahaha lol

[UncoveredSheet]

Rolling Oaks?

[Concretecanvas1]

Memorised lines, terrible body language, lame attempts to be funny, crappy vocal projection, "ok, cool".

Are these guys retarded?

[jaimix697]

in this video the bloopers would be the girls he actually did pick-up

[ZoomZip]

@jaimix697 where is that

[Carpathio101]

7:33 "UMN MY FAVORITE NUMBAH ES SEVEN..haha im not really retarded"

[NRIK1992]

they have courage but they don't use it to their advantage. they can't just open and ask her for her number. that's just creepy and makes the girl automatically deny their request. if they spent a little more time being chatty, they'd have waaaay better chances. funny though!

[krunkaintdead69]

I am honestly jealous of the amount of balls you two have.

[thetoddfather]

Anyone know how they get the audio for these vids? Are they using a mic with their phone to record these? Soooooo want to try this with! Help please

[gUdAaaaa]

These guys got balls, but still remain DICKS....

[juntae]

u guys are awesome



[AmmshaabammWaazamm]

If one of these guys said that to me I'd die from laughter then of course I'd give them my number. Who doesn't like a guy with a sense of humor! haha

[bigred95x]

lo can see my boyfriend doing this :)

[bigred95x]

this remind me of someone i know lmfao

[ScarletsFallen]

@bigred95x Your just mad cause i get more success with it :)

[WetBackSwagg817]

last one!! hahahahah xD

[yuppodo]

The skinny kid with the polo is a fucking riot!

[TheMunrolover18]

omggg this was really funny, but some of the jokes were reeeallllyyy mean... like honestly.. damnnn these guys are brave xD

[TheExtraMileStudio]

is that Gabriel Iglesias walking in from the right at 2:10

[pimpinio10]

might work if they werent fucking retards

[Specialk0779]

red shorts is MC Cock Blocks Himself pretty much...

[13aspire13]

2:28 Bradon Westgate? 3:36 Chaz Ortiz?haha

[EapTussy]

Limited Edition Ray Bans :OOOOOO

[joths1]

these guys got balls haha

[alexmaster1457]

these guys sound like my uncle xD

[brownieofawesome]

i noticed u r wearing black and blue my favorite colors on a women.

When she highfived i face palmed

[hairywaffl3s]

my parents were killed in a dink driving accident...want to go out sometime? LOL best one!

[love2laugh3409]

"i know what your thinking. The answer is yes. The carpet matches the drapes. so what are you doing tonight. hahahahahahhahahahahah best one.

[hottie201079]

"now I know every girl has a right to be ugly, but you guys are just abusing your rights" lol wtf say that to a girl if you want to get a kick in the chin

[huntersteel306]

lmao the black and blue 1

[ylime2014]

Is this fashion show mall in vegas? It looks so familiar haha.

[JoshuaKyleMorris]

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

[ButtonMashFTW]

Awks...

[SexyHaniii]

loool try not to get pragnent aww

[GreenMove100]

We need more of these videos...they are funny

[GreenMove100]

funny funny funny.................

[taytay12345chargers]

hahaha i dropped my keys to my lamborginie

[MyNamesMiguel69]

You need proactive? That's ducked up

[mskamotetops]

Comedy....just for laughs....thanks 4 d laughs....can you make more of this videos.....

[ImaDorkasaurusRawr]

That was the most painful 8 and a half minutes of my life. lmao too funny.

[CaseyRichison]

ablah balhalahlah thats can i get your number backwards

[marqAKAQ]

Excuse me? Excuse me? I see that you have a large dick, wanna hangout tonight?

[chase9028]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as you.

[kcraven25]

the one in the black polo was actually creative.. the other guys were rude and made me feel uncomfortable.. lol

[rockysikander]

thumbs up if you died laughing

:)

[simJ94]

Threesme?? Lol

[xxstickmanxx20]

LMFAO....6:16

[xxstickmanxx20]

Gotta to give to him...He has ba lls...

[xxstickmanxx20]

Hey...Nice package..lollololol 0:35

[zombiecovers]

Can you do it on a guy? :D

[jas1n]

2:19 for epic lulz.

[cirquexduxseph]

LMAO the last one "I know every girl has the right to be ugly but you guys are just abusing your rights" ahaahahahha "just kidding. can i get your #?" LOOOOOOOL

[ZIRamirez23]

5:41 LOL! EPIC FAIL XD

[ZIRamirez23]

4:46 it was working until...4:50 FAILLLL



[ZIRamirez23]

4:22 lol ha wtf?



[KrazyAssDANCER]

thats f*cked upp

proactive , really ????

[GreenMove100]

SO FUNNY

[guoqinzou]

god bwd.....

[yours4everXOXO]

he us cute. id say yea.

[lizzymabo24]

*in retard voice* "My favorite number is 7. Just kidding im not really a retard yall just seemed like special girls" ....LOW MAN!!!

[raykuipers]

You are a jerk! How could you say that to that poor girl? Most are funny but the one about the Proactive...

[Lenz105]

Have u got any rasins? no? how about a date?

[126diamonds]

i waited the whole time for a win and then read the title. fml

[Sohardtofindaname1]

I was wondering about something. Is it actually legal to film people like this? Did you guys these girls permission to be in the videos on youtube? I was thinking of something like this back then but I figured it wouldn't be legal. Any information about this anyone?

[AestheticStallion]

Walk up to every random girl you see and tell them you've had a crush on them for years. Works every time.

[MrGuitardude147]

Do these jerks think what they do is funny

[NotsoSpeical]

@MrGuitardude147 yes because it is

[popstar6737]

They were all a failure!!! But soooo halarious!!

[Psypherion]

Deadly Premonition song lmao

[DarthOptimus207]

"Do you wanna go halfsies on lunch?"

"Sure"

Cool...Wanna Go Halfsies on a baby?" (Pedo Grin)

[MrGregva]

best pick up line ever! i lost my teady-bear can i sleep with you??

[MrGregva]

thats the kicker "i have alot of money" ;P

[ichigokurosaki0007]

i got to respect these guys for guts but that was pathetic ROFL.

[maxtomious]

"My name is doug that's god spelled backwards with you in me".... HAHAHAHA

[OfficialFeed]

"I see you have a large dick, wanna hang out sometime?"

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[calibus]

@OfficialFeed He laughed before like... "damn... am I really about to say this?"

[OfficialFeed]

"Threesome?" LOL.

[born2hate41]

damn u guys have some balls tho hahahah

[born2hate41]

wow lol fuck those girls..

[skyvanburen]

NO sense of humor!!!! freaking girls...

[DaNumba1Rapper]

"I thought I'd act like a retard cuz you seem like special girls"

this is SWAG

[113drummerboy]

i did this at the mall a few weeks ago with my friends, its really awkward...

[nomnomieatu]

I see your wearing black and blue

its my favorite colors on a women XD

[EJordan216]

omg i hope this is not how they approach girls. 

[beanspad]

"Hey you kno what you an jessica alba have in common?"

"No what?"

"Absoluetly nothing can i have ur number tho?" Hahahhaha(:

[gongxia649]

are u quiet or difficult?

i dont know what are you talking about

no worries see ya later hahahahahah

[EWirtz34]

Your vids are hilarious guys, I love seeing boundaries being obliterated and destroyed, people don't know how to react haha. Good stuff.

[34reuben]

date mike i heard that from the ofiice

[beharon2]

in my country... my cheeks would be throbbing from all the slaps

[ab19201920]

Their voices remind me of some of the actors from The Whitest Kids U' Know. I can hear Trevor and Sam

[Just691Me]

LMFAO ASIANS

[Nicksters223]

If she`s going into a hellokitty store she too young for you bro .

[sartoriusrock]

please tell me he was trying to fail

[TPILLZ]

my dick just died, can i bury it in your ass

[LeWiS2K9SMUDGEMOONED]

@TPILLZ now that is a chat up line

[micakong]

whereeeee is this mall ?

[MrTrent250]

@micakong las vegas

[toma12893]

I'M I THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS WAITING FOR A WIN?!?!

[MrPexe123123]

@toma12893 me too ! hyahahaha

[legoclockfreak710]

ok this one is really bad and i would not recommend using it... if you want to its your funeral mate!!! but this is probably one of the worst pick up lines ever... "do you like shrinky-dinks? cuz i wanna put my shrinky dink in your oven!!!"

[bigbao1995]

6:13 look at the gay guy XD

[konk2k]

My name is Doug, God spelt backwards with a u in me

[HappySRBIN]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha ``Do you know what you and Jessica Alba have in comon`` No ``Aposlutly nothing. Can i have your phone number :D LOL

[bumpy249]

excuse me i see u have a large dick .... wana hangout some time lol

[fakharyt]

i think pick up lines are not to always PICK UP girls,

select some funny lines, then use them in the conversation.. jokes really turn girl on..

[llkaosllks]

.pickuphelp

[BOSSIFICATION94]

guys ur soo lame and desperate

1. ur at the wrong place

2. u need to think about everything before u ATTACK

3. TRY TO LOOK CONFIDENT

[cheezyroll1]

@BOSSIFICATION94 It's all a joke dude...

[konk2k]

@BOSSIFICATION94 Its a joke dude, im sure someone isnt gunna go up to a girl they like and sing roses are red violents are blue i got herpies and so will you

[HaterzUnited1516]

"roses are red violets are blue i have herpies and soon so will you.<3" idk how that didnt work i know my heart melted.

[HaterzUnited1516]

"you know what you and christina aguilera have in common??.....NOTHING but do you wanna go out with me" haha HOW DID THESE NOT WORK FOR THIS GUY?!?!

[IluvjbAustinandCody]

Haha.. Your guys are so FUNNY!!!! haha NOT!!!!!! you guys think you are so cool.. Your really not!!!

[notorioushans1]

@Wilsondano1 & Rwingsfan7 you guys are tools

[Rwingsfan7]

you guys are douche bags

[Wilsondano1]

you guys and those other new guys arent fucking funny, youre just a dick to girls

[bobabeens]

lol i'd get u proactive :D i wasnt expecting that shit hahaa

[TwilightFreakoxox]

im dying this is so fuunnyyy

[Pantyraid55]

Lol what the fuck I can't stop lafin.

[pussieluynchniqq]

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have herpes.. and so will you,"

-win-

[chili24137]

wow, these videos got popular

[georgelewis]

those line is one of the worst lines to pick up some girl..... :P

[xxalexmonxx]

@georgelewis Intelligent input there.

[Guitarplayer1469]

lol fucking l

[Fernandez218]

mike gained some weight from part 2 to part 7

[dannyboy768]

The blonde at 2:26 has a nice ass :D

[ashtopitoa]

Why are there so many asians?

[Fernandez218]

are you guys still in high school?

[OptimusPrimeribs]

Please please please do part 8!!

[iHeartHouseMusiK]

LOOOOOOL hi if i was your boyfriend i know what to get you for your birthday.

girl: boyfriend you get me buda- sory agn?

boy:if i was ur boyfriend.... id get you proactiv

girl:OK!

boy:..?wtf? uhhh you know teeth..

girl:yeah!

boy:can i have yo #?

girl: uhh ok me no no sorry

[MegaWheaties]

tall ones a dick, black polo kid is the best

[LoveHata]

hahah, fuckin legit

[xLingyy]

the lambourgini one fucking killed me

[Italiajakemed]

Fuckin awsome guys do another one

[DarthOptimus207]

the girl at 4:57 has a tatoo on her BOOB

[AlanC2k11]

My name is doug . thats god spelt backwards with u in me she could have took it a different way :P

[jonny1killa]

at least the women are respectful.

[Soluble100]

Sppice girls guy is soo creepy! BUT FUNNY

[ankr141]

their approaches are fucking heroic! If they'll use a decent material, they could be much more successful :)

[anasodian]

If he said that to me, I'd go home and cry.

[anasodian]

They have a Hello Kitty store?!!?!? :(

[Khievin7]

Wow, i must be in the matrix because i found the one

[Superkool453]

Ew, my sisters in town so want to have a three sum lol

[1997nutcracker]

some of them he was bein really rude, id slap dat hoe! LOL but some of them are really funny

[VirginHD]

''hello, my sister is in town, wana have three sum?'' hahah

[DaAlzki7852]

I think the drunk driver bit would have worked if he would have spun it a little more, if he would have thrown more pathetic shit he would have had their sympathy.

[MrAndylishus]

420 likes hahah

[Fidellio369]

... lol girls are such Dicks :D ...

[smnzerro]

"i know every girl has a right to be ugly, but you're just abusing your rights" i cant believe he had the guts to say that AHHAHHAHAHa props to u sir!

[ph0chiz0]

the ones at 2:12 look like they're 12 =/

[PLISKEN12]

terrible approach

dont get to asking telephone number right away just make conversation first.

[foreal1992]

@PLISKEN12 This whole thing was done for laughs.

[PLISKEN12]

@foreal1992 yeah but it would be good to see them gettin somewhere too.

[CyanideXCloud]

I thought he was gonna say

"Roses are red, violets are blue; I want my dick in you"

[Cmafew]

My sisters in town, wanna have a 3som?

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA­HA

[newageofpk]

i see you have a large dick ... wanna hang out?

[AbbeyAnnexo]

I'd get you Proactive cause you need it? WTF?!

[POCKETGUN]

Hes gotta try these: #1 Guy:sup sexy Girl:uh, i have a boyfriend Guy:I have a goldfish Girl:What? Guy:sorry I thought we were talking about things that dont matter #2 Guy:Excuse me miss, do you give head to random strangers? Girl:NO!!! Guy:Well allow me to introduce myself #3 Guy:Fuck me if I'm wrong but isnt your name...(name) #4 Roses are red, violets are blue, I got a gun, get in the car

[WLUbeans]

Hey.. the music from deadly premonition! Haha, I love that game.

[That1guyTHERE11]

Roses are red violets are blue,I have herpes and so will you.