Max and Paddy ... best chat up lines .(perfect quality)

[Hillhouse92]

DAVE IS THAT U? Used that 1 b4 2 get out of an awkward situation lol

[N1ghtstar4]

MAX AND PADDY series 2 confirmed by peter kay!!

[TonyMabello]

whats the song called?

[dlhsax]

i love how max has just given up being a wingman by 0:53

[FlintSL]

Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away!

[mortlockroo]

8 o'clock Pearl Harbour....... 12 o'clock pearl necklace!

[mrkyussman]

Anybody know what the song is?

[7b70j0]

TRISHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[BobbyTheRagingDriver]

Your so hot cha give me third degree burns.

[blunklaura]

Do they notice it's all girl-girl and sailor-sailor dancing!

[chrisjoyce87]

No likey no lighty! One of my favourite scenes

[ryandav08]

wow those are nice shoes... wanna fuck ??

[184natasha]

10p? What a cheapskate! Still, a good one!

[184natasha]

Here's some good ones:

'Tu est un ange comme la terre (French for 'you are an angel come to earth').

'How was heaven when you left?'

'Hi, I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a real cutie smiling. So, would you smile for me please?'

'If water were beauty, you'd be an ocean!'

'If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my own garden forever!'

'Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?'

[feeble2009]

1. Did you fart? Coz you just blew me away!

2. Are your parents retarded? Coz you're special!

3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in!

4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? coz i can see myself in them!

5. Your body reminds me of a spanner - Everytime i think of you my nuts tighten up!

6. You might not be the best lookin bird here but beauty is only a light switch away.

[bruceleeC64]

Paddy power

[shazam1978]

"heres 10p" typical cheap bolton hahah

[shazam1978]

"heres 10p" typical cheap bolton

[Big30Unit]

Let daddy do the driving

[joesmagic1]

catch a goat youve pulled

[GerardSherlock]

haha..thats a fukn class video



[123rinaldo]

hahahahahahahahahhaahah

[HighPriestess10]

Just what Ineeded as an example on a Facebook thread LOL! Nice upload, thanks!

[RKOmovies]

i love this program its one ov the best ever and lol im gona try those on some people

[MordredeFailz]

OMG I DIED WATCHING THIS!

[heyyyyouguys]

Dave, Dave is that you.

fucking hilarious

[SLAMFUNK22]

@heyyyyouguys

hahaha fuckin well funny that bit

[HENRYHOBBS1]

you know what u look like???? my new girlfriend!!! never fails

[namz123456]

I walked up to a girl in a club the other night and said, "Hey, that dress sure looks good on you, but I bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor..."

She just looked at me blankly until I continued, "...or, better yet, in a police evidence bag."

That's when she started running.

[MCpapalop2]

sickipedia? 

[fuckinghell93]

@namz123456 hahahahaha you legend

[7b70j0]

@namz123456 haha, i heard the first part before from my boyfriend but defo not the second part!

[Rakkonai]

TUNE!!

[XxGameZonexX]

LOL!

[funnypoetbob]

very cool enjoyed here

[jackcoglin]

DAVE DAVE IS THAT YOU

[Kingkamsin]

Dead easy to chat a Mansfield lass up.....Just ask her how much?

[EddieBarney]

dave..dave is that you? lmaooo

[LaurenDrummondsMan]

I would love to fuck that blonde at 18 / 19 seconds.

[samambo1983]

yea lovin those shite lines but lovin the rejection even more haha lol

[jamiemaddocks]

im going to use some of these :L

rofl

[bigcraig26]

september

[Slapstav1]

whats the song in the background any1 max and paddy ftw!

[batemcs]

earth, wind and fire - september

[AKIMOFFICIAL]

@Slapstav1 September By Earth, Wind & Fire

[AnonRymal]

Rofl at balls.

[18scene]

I don't understand that one..?

[GUnitSeanAKAmong]

cant beat this and phoenix nights

[1PartyBoy4Life1]

Awesome love it

[5mullen]

Heres 10p call your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight :)

[SarahPilko]

MAX & PADDY FTW <3 Seriously, you can't beat British comedy my friends :)

[LUFC896]

1.05 wot are the chances!

un'lucky Paddy

[Besty1402]

DAVE! DAVE, IS THAT YOU?! HAHA! loved it, good ol' max 'n' paddy

[Pearlxox]

Max's laugh at 0:29 is like that of the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz :)

[ccampbell800]

Trisha! xD

[CoolMac121]

0:43 funny as ever and 1:08 funny dave dave is that you

[adamfatherofall666]

love it lol

[scouserlad15]

haha the laugh on max at 0:29

[JAMIEGRANTHAM32]

DAVE,,,DAVE IS THAT YOU? HAHAHAHAHA

[mukka2020]

hahahahahahhahaha jokez 10 out of 10 he shut down access denied haha

[PsychoIAssassin]

"I cant understand it Max those lines are tried and tested"

"Their tired and tested"

[CallumGee12]

what song is it in the backround?

[TheETCC]

Re-Mix of "September" by Earth Wind and Fire.

[CallumGee12]

thanks

[Bentom08]

"they want honesty and romance" "where've you heard that?" "Trisha"

lolz :D

[friendofsgran]

I don't get the Pearl Harbour joke. What does it mean?

[michaelmorrow14]

pearl neclass is a sex act google it lol

[battau999]

harbour, sailors duh.....

[jayunderscoresetford]

Dave,Dave! Is That You?

[Reo64x]

hahahahha this is hilar ..

I LOVE MAX N PADDY!

hahah pick a number between 1 and 10 ..

ummm 8

u loose, get ur tops off ..

FUK OFF

ahahaha classic <3

[petesut]

8 oclock pearl harbour, 12 oclock pearl necklace, LMAO!

[liltinybilly]

2nd 1 was the best

[pokeraladin]

best chat up lines....ever