A YouTube Message [RAP]

[daniel64012]

I gotta admit... That was cool...

[RentATurtle]

totally earned totally diserved =)

*fave/five stars*

[kario1717]

YAY!

[derekclyde]

stupid prick,stop tryin 2 be black,looks and sounds,like you been smokin the crack,now get back to your books,and squeeeezin your plooks,hows that for rappin,sach boy.lol

[brosky911]

some comment saying first. i SAY two hundred eleventh

[TMoNeY187x]

whiteboy u cant spit u dumb cracka

[brunyee]

I gotta admit that was pretty good

[gregair]

"Views go up as women's rights goes down."

Best line of the video. Right on bro

[saddasdas2]

haha deep.

def jam poetry cadence...

[LilCaGirlinOK72]

Brett u make me LOL.. You Rock and I'm looking forward to your next video ;)~

[BADcheer]

Oh Brett! You are my hero! I look forward to all your videos!

[blackrebelrose]

That was hilarious

[AdamOfNebb]

These things needed to be said. Now they've been rapped.

[creativewind]

Agreed.

[BrONcOZlOvER]

LOL LOL LOL haha just kiddin brett.. another great job. i think u deserved my five star rating this time.. everyother time was a fluke. now i know.. hhaa jk i love your videos man keep it up.

[trogdor619]

YOU JUST SAID ONLY LEAVE A COMMENT IF YOU THINK WEVE EARNED IT...YOU LIED!!!!!

great video, great lyrics..i hate when people are always like "FAVORITE THIS!!!'

its like, no, your video is just you vlogging about what you did today, im not gonna favorite it

know what i mean?

<33Laura

[slater2k]

heres something to read = O

[wowitsfrostbite]

wow brett, that was my favorite rap...i very rarely post a comment. but this 1 deserved it :) GOOD JOB MAN, keep it up please!

[erickucha12]

I used to watch and enjoy your shows on blogtv. I very rarely make youtube comments, but I must say.., I really enojyed your rap. Nice job Brett! When will you do show again?! Missing you in the Blogtv community. :)

[rockclimber21]

I am now scared to post a comment.  Does this count as having something to say? Is this worthy? Am I going to get attacked by haters? I feel so useless.

[wajindahouse]

And Brett strike again, another great video worth the 2 mins of my life. GO BRETT

[eljosetube]

i get a youtube messenger and is time you hear it

-i click 5 stars because i think you deserve

- i click favorite because i think you earned

-lol

-i write lol because i think you are and ass hole

- just kidding your vid is awesome

[XcatisX]

You deserve it. 5'ed!

[kingalberich]

wow, good rap even WITHOUT music. Congrats brett :P

[iwanaplayagame1]

What a legend you are Brett!! Make more video's more often!! :D

[PYROSF]

first! jk that was really good actually.

[wastpoanfd]

Nicely done! Five stars!

[CurtainGuy]

Well said!

[lillilmike]

Must mean no yeah?

[BrettTheIntern]

Watch enough of my videos, you'll figure it out.

[lillilmike]

Hmm I see and I see you play around but as a bi guy myself just hard to believe. Anyways keep on making em u fucking crack me up love ya brett!!!

[LegendJDT]

that my dude, awsome. Enoyed it, you rock..(bow) soothsayer

[Makskits]

I really enjoyed this!

My rabbi raps to my class about our lesson and life in general ^_^

[mrjotz]

I rated 5 stars because I think you deserve it.

[Squid565]

That was awesome man.  I had to add it to my Favorites.

[SevenThousandStars]

jealous of your mad...mad...rapping skillz.

and yes. I clicked favorite because I believe you earned it.

[mackfromupthere]

Well you damn well earned my 5 star rating!

So you're a merit jew, not a cheap jew. Haha

[shwammy27]

i hate to say it, cause i love you so much, but.... you sound like Dr. Suess.

[rippac86]

u suck dick!>.

[HildaGonz]

nice smile mister :]

[xXMcGingeyXx]

Great point in this video. But thing is maybe half of the people that say first or hate just do it because it gets under your skin and reacting to them encourages them. Again great video I love your work.

[colasound]

Hey Brett!

I've been subscribed since you were featured in the LisaNova contest....but I don't subscribe to her, come to think of it. Anyway, haven't had much to add by way of comments till now so I'll just say thanks for continuing to make awesome and funny content. Your boyfriend's channel is also hilarious and you also helped me find "FromUnderTheRock". Thanks! <3

[BrettTheIntern]

I'm glad I've served some sort of purpose, Jill.

Thank you for your comment-update. I'm always curious who's watching me and how they found me.

Also, I'll pass along the message to Glen :)

[AshyMill0987]

lol.. and you not a ass hole i love you man!

[JAMiLAx3]

hahah you sound like a white boy rapper wannabee

but i still love you and your videos continue to keep me entertained :)

[XxTheHybridxX]

I rate every video 5 stars I go on... unless it's just complete shit.

[JessieIAre]

You're my favorite youtuber just for the fact that you don't do the whole "LAWL 5 STARS FOR WHAT I JUST DID" type of thing.

[BrettTheIntern]

Thank you, but I'm still guilty of that sometimes.

[shaunTgulotta]

damn Brett, your raps are amazing, keep up the amazin vids man

[queenie16]

Some parts the timing was off but otherwise it was pretty awesome.  And it's about time someone told those firsters to improve.

[miguel8351]

taht was pretty good haha

[GlasgowPhilosipher]

yoo earned it, yoo deserve it, 5 stars plus favourite <3

[kevincool65]

Epic has a name. Twas this video.

[BrettTheIntern]

Thou is kind with a thousand stars. Art thou a god?

[xenoalex]

very nice.

[scotfever]

that was really good

LOL

[RamenCupSB]

That was pretty awesome xD i think i'd fix the 2 mins thing, it doesn't feel like it fits :P other than that i loved it :D

[justtouchedyou]

Great job!

[JessicaIsIn]

Read this! LOL Asshole!

[BrettTheIntern]

Consider it read, friend.

[LaMarudera]

:-) admire you rhyme skills ;-))

[ryanshw]

Loved this man, hilarious. On another note... Come to San Fran!

[CL2movies]

Awesome ! ROFL :P

[FahadTaylor]

Good Job!!!!!

[sweetdolcelucy]

you're freaking awesome (:

[tongzilla]

nice video

[byronbk85]

This is the best thing I have heard in a long time!

[alena057]

Wow, That Was Really Good

[sigrunh1]

Now you have put way to much pressure on our commenting skils! So I'm just going to to try this:

I put 5 stars 'cause you deserve it

and its in my fave 'cause you really earnd it.

I love all your vids and can't wait for another,

and p.s. I know your gay but would you be my lover?

And thats my rap-making skills! ;D

Great video as always!

Kisses from Iceland!

[BrettTheIntern]

YES! That was great.

While I can't rate your comment 5 stars, I'll definitely be giving it a thumbs up :)

[lulita1234]

we need to see a naked brett rap video! :P like the d'angelo music video

[CharleiighChiing]

I'm scared to put a comment now.. xD

[BrettTheIntern]

Never be scared. Comments are ALWAYS welcome (especially from you, Charleigh).

[SWeggemann]

Word

[DaisyMoth]

You did earn 5 stars =D

Good job Bret gratz on the subscribers.

[KissingAllowed]

You just made it scary to comment! lol

[IzzieHeartsYou]

That was GREAT! I just found this in my subs box a little late but better late then never, am I right? Am I right?

Anyway, I adore you. Keep doin' what you're doin!

[juh1007]

I clicked 5* in the begining because you always deserve 5*...great rap<3

[livingstones]

are you actually still an intern ?

[BrettTheIntern]

I've done many internships and now that my summer internship is over, I am no longer an intern (for now).

We'll see where the road takes me :)

[Nigomsa]

I WANT MY 2 MINUTES BACKZ0RZ!!!

J/k Nice vid man 5/5 cuz u earned it.

[pokingthepenguin]

i just wrote that last comment to bug you :D

loves you, burett.

[pokingthepenguin]

lol

[marilyndarlingshow]

rap really comment complete

[FromUnderTheRock]

wow....5 stars...you're endowed with tremendous raping skillz. My foot is still tapping and my brain is still THINKING, most importantly.

[SWeggemann]

raping skillz?

[FromUnderTheRock]

Oh...I was thinking of something else...

[JMietser]

hahaha, yet another 5* vid from you brett

[TheFeedski]

Lol....

Yeah. That means I think you're an asshole. Asshole.

[MrAmea]

That was awesome, I always enjoy you rapping!

I clicked 5 stars cause I think you deserved it:)

[TheYolk]

agreed.

Although without the money youtube would be just another pornsite. :D

(is that bad? :D I wonder, would you still post vids? what would they be like? :D )

[xlestat007]

cool man!!! this is what you need to be doing more. I wish I had a drop of your talent. TENAWESOME!!!!

[magicoA]

clap clap

[Brandyndyndyn]

Straight as a turn!

[flosso1986]

earned it

[lillilmike]

Brett are you really gay?

[BrettTheIntern]

::nods head::

[HappiKari]

Awesome Brett! You deserved 5 stars and earned the fav!:)

[BrettTheIntern]

Thank you AND thanks for that little "pwnd" message backing me up :)

[Ashedgle]

The Ex-Intern doesn't reside in Chi-Town anymore, so he'll be teaching you some fancy english in an LA accent, (Spanish :-P)

[DeliriumReal]

LOL... I can live with that... love LA ;)

[Ashedgle]

5 Stars and a Fav. You definitely earned it :-) You got some rapping skills, though I knew that from your BlogTV shows

[BrettTheIntern]

Why thank you Dayton and yes, I've definitely busted a flow in my BlogTV shows (which I'll be doing again in the near future).

[DeliriumReal]

so u earned the 5*... good job... (was this comment worth writing ;))...

have a great week...

°Sara°

[BrettTheIntern]

Aw...thank you Sara. Of course it was worth writing, silly. Plus, you have a German accent so you get EXTRA points.

Thanks for the comment :)

[DeliriumReal]

WHAAATTT... dammit u r not actually watching my vids...do you... ok... I can't breath... AHHHHHH

dang want to get rid off the accent... need a teacher... wanna teach me some slang?!

[BrettTheIntern]

Hah, I always like to get an idea of who's watching my videos.

And no, don't get rid of it (I secretly wished I had an accent). But if you still insist and want some slang, I'm from Chicago.

So, just tell people you're from "Shi-CAH-Go" and you love "Peet-ZUH"

[DeliriumReal]

sweet thxxx... if u ever fancy doing a collab teaching me english the shicahgo-way u know where to find me ;)

and cyriously, don't complain about not having a accent, that's awesome!!!

[babysquidge]

i really enjoyed that

thanks mate

[BrettTheIntern]

Any time, Kevin.

[ampm91192]

sorry man, that was painfull. please dont do this again.

[BrettTheIntern]

::Request denied::

[HappiKari]

pwnd

[ampm91192]

but it was a un-Request

[MusicAndLove217]

Nice! Lol, I laughed my head off when I read this! LOL! ...though I'm not really sure why...?

[agdiva9]

gooooooood, I like it.

One of favorite raps of the....like........20 (maybe more) that I've heard of yours.

[BrettTheIntern]

Yes ma'am, you've certainly witnessed a bunch.

[tattedhairguy]

The Rappin' Jew is Back!! :)

[BrettTheIntern]

He never left :)

[iGrope]

But besides the 'cows never wrinkle' thing, I'll put in something that has to do with your videos.

I love how you talk fast, I love that you're Jewish, I love that you are homosexual, and I love your boyfriend in his Borat-looking suit. You're humorous and one of the few people whose videos I look forward to watching when they appear in my subscription box. You're different and I like it. Stay forever? THX.

[BrettTheIntern]

Wow Shianne, you certainly know how to make someone's day...or night...or life.

Either way, I'm sure BrettTheInternsMom will scroll past your comment and be proud of her son :)

[iGrope]

Haha she should be and you're welcome! You're featured in my description box finally. I neglected my poor profile for too long. It was missing an intern. Keep the good work up. :)

[GoNoAMMo]

I faved and 5 stared that one! That's what I've tried to tell people for a while now! But I can't rap, I'm too white and girly. :)

[BrettTheIntern]

I used to be too white and girly (then came the surgery).

[iGrope]

Cows never wrinkle.

[BrettTheIntern]

Ooo...insightful.

I need to go and buy a leather jacket.

[iGrope]

It WAS insightful!

Haha, it was better than, "lol".

Want me to put lol?

Fine.

...lol.

[edwinsgeneration]

Oh man I almost thought it was one cut.. that woulda been fierce ! Still freaking sweet words !! great job 5 stars! hehe

[BrettTheIntern]

I had a whole bunch of 1-takes of this, but I liked the start of one and the end of another take...so I used two different takes.

Good eye.

[RanDomeFilms]

that was awesome and so true.

[BrettTheIntern]

Thanks Adorian, I appreciate it.

(ps - thanks for subscribing)

[saharashow]

lol

jkjk i need a life...

[Muppet933]

Very creative, like it a lot, really puts things that yt has done into perspective

[S3xyBltch2000]

lol

Joking, love you! and the fact your gay... <3

[alexandriarayne]

You are wonderful Brett. That's all I have to say.

[socalgirl90]

You're such a good rapper Brett! haha

[HuhProduction]

it sounded like a Dr. Sues rap

[babygirl694925]

your brilliant

[Hazzoufc]

That was amazing!

[Rheabytheseah]

Brilliant!!!!!

[DanceDance911]

Brett make more rap videos !!!!

ur so great !!! Fan Vid of you on my to do list :)

[essbeedog]

I'm tempted to create a beat to this.

[MrCj822]

nice. sorry i'm too tired to write anything worth reading. (EST)

[brother2doomsday843]

why would we hate you brett your awesome

[ChristopherMast]

Vanilla Ice

[BrettTheIntern]

*Vanilla Malt Shake

(mmm...)

[SuperSara1992]

I liked the rap; very creative, but I felt like the turning of the page was too distracting. All in all, very good rap.

[lolhayhannah]

Everyone abiding by this advice would make the world a happier place, but YouTube would be so, so dull.

[kleefy]

i always love your stuff brett you never fail to entertain =]

[AMadToon]

shit that was nice

[gazzabowden]

weyyy brett :) nice :P

[xfftl8myheartx]

amazing rap :D

[bazbal]

I gave you 5 stars for this one. You deserve. Its a great rap and very true. I love it.

[meganphosho]

you should go to a poetry slam and throw down your poem :D

[BrettTheIntern]

Nah, I have better pieces for poetry slams (I was a creative writing minor in college).

[Taratalk]

I actually have a vid of me rapping... about you. But it was when i just knew you on blog tv.... and before i created this account... I might try to upload. idk.

this is good. I enjoyed it... I feel like I might love you.. and i am happy you're making videos, again i missed you.

[BrettTheIntern]

Might?!? No Tara, you HAVE to!

ps - I can't wait to come back to BlogTV soon.

[MusicAndLove217]

Lol!

... But I DON'T think you are an "ass-hole."

You're too cool for that, Brett!

[BrettTheIntern]

Too cool? No such thing!

[MusicAndLove217]

Too cool is definitely such a thing! Look it up! In the definition you will see...

"Too Cool"- an EPIC YouTube sensation, aka. BrettTheIntern.

[noxthex3x]

Never been disappointed by your videos! <3 Amazing per usual.

[BrettTheIntern]

Aw, you're sweet.

[rockvocals14]

yo man, that was wigity wigity wigity awesome........ :)

[BrettTheIntern]

I thigity thigity thank you!

[KyleJasonLowell]

if i was musically inclined I would come up with a clever response to this... but for now... i got notta

5 stars!!

[BrettTheIntern]

Bullshit!

Your music makes me want to buy a condenser microphone, take vocal lessons, start living the Drugs/Sex/Rock 'n' Roll lifestyle, go to Rehab, and then record a few songs.

What I'm trying to say is, you have talent.

[matteo430]

Ok i like this. yay

[BrettTheIntern]

Ok, I'm glad. double-yay

[matteo430]

I'm surprised you replied to my comments seeing that it was written poorly my apologize sir.

[mdrproductionz]

You earned that 5 stars ninja....I fucking love you man.

[BrettTheIntern]

Write back at ya'...my Bag 'o' Sugar-loving friend.

[hp1peaceout3hp]

haha love this, it's so true. i hate it when people leave comments that just say "lolz" or something completly pointless. all though the pointless part could be very arguable, cause someone could say this comment is pointless. i don't even know what i'm talking about anymore.. haha oh well, nice vid brett! =D

[BrettTheIntern]

I didn't find this pointless at all Amanda.

Definitely worth reading.

[deafjess]

dude that was really good, no joke.

5/5 because u deserved it and im flipping and heres the web browser and its time to turn the webpage.

btw you must love LOL's.

peace out buddy

[BrettTheIntern]

Much appreciated (really).

And I love LOL's like I love my ex-girlfriend (who I broke up with and turned gay after).

So yes, I LOVE lol's :)

[Genn333]

I waited to 5 star it since you suggested to, but in the end I 5 stared it because it was yet again worth it

[BrettTheIntern]

I'm glad it was a well thought-out decision.

[PXTMhybrid]

lol asshole..... .. .

I LOVE YOU.

Glen step aside,

the straight boy's comin in!

[BrettTheIntern]

Leave it to you, Blake.

While I already have a boyfriend, you're still the best personal assistant I have (for music-fetching and much, much more).

[PXTMhybrid]

Anytime baby ;]

[whitestripesiluv]

I love this video. At the end did you mean post a video response of one of our videos?

[BrettTheIntern]

If people wanted to respond to this particular video by making a video.

[oWHONERSo]

That was pretty funny//

So witty an cunning//

I really liked your rap///

I'm now gonna rate it 5 stars then fap!///

[BrettTheIntern]

My NYC buddy! It's been a while. I miss you (and BlogTV). My webcam broke, but I'll be back-and-running (and fapping) in about a week.

Nice to hear from ya'

[oWHONERSo]

Ahhh that sucks! Blog misses you too man!

Nothing but MEH there now!

Hope to see ya again!

Glad to see ya ok man!!