MST3K - The Best Of Mikey From Teen-Age Strangler

[Altair0115]

Steve Urkel could beat the shit out of this guy.

[ndgv2]

wheres rowsdower when you need him?

[vonzigle]

The only character I've found that nears Mikey's annoyance quotient is the guy in Squirm who asked for a restroom in the middle of a swamp and then for an "Egg Cream" at the local diner. The sheriff in the movie should have run 'im in just on general principals...

[tsartodd]

if Spazz from Meatballs was also a queer, he'd have been a lot like Mikey.

[prayforjonas]

I'm generally pretty horrible about guessing which clip they'll show after the credits at the end of the show, but I absolutely knew it would be that one. Laughed pretty hard when I saw it, too.

[suzycreamcheesez]

will you make me some lunch?

[Crudblud89]

It's the Adventures of Young Shostakovich!

[Secundas]

Mikey badly needs a Rowsdower figure in his life

[tomthefunky]

Song playing at 2:45 is the guitar riff to "HonkyTonk" by The Bill Doggett Trio. Number 1 hit in 1956.

You're welcome for that information, America.

[GODCONVOYPRIME]

Never did find mike funny but hey at least he's trying............

[J5MARLON]

Thats just Pat.

[vonzigle]

Here, put this ointment on!

MST3K has ointment in many shows, including Hobgoblins and the one featuring John Unguentine KTLA. Unguentine is a burn ointment but you don't see it mentioned in public very often.

[farrarjr3]

Oh, Jimmy!

[thrakker84]

Mikey must have eaten a jellyfish.

[lloicles]

Crow: So here's the plan, Mike walks into the room

TS: Plausible

[567hook]

please kill him Jimmy!

[cj397]

troy and mikey are best friends

[MrJrodarod]

Pansy gram!

[AtavistArise]

Yipes Stripes.

[cveachmartin]

When they say "It Gets Better", they didn't mean Mikey

[getabox]

This guy makes Troy MacGregor from "The Final Sacrifice" look like Clint Eastwood.

[Optimalillusion]

Mikey got all right the following year when he bought his first training bra.

[radiogirl85]

One of Mst's best characters next to Torgo!

[Blitz46002]

Geezus, I was nerdy back in High school, and I feel like knocking this kid's books to the ground.

[kevkevinkev]

Mikey is such a flaming homosexual.

[MrSouthpaw365]

mickey made this movie lmao!!

[whammer0411]

An all time classic.."And he didn't steal no bike either!"

[goherd3112]

Love this episode partially bc it was filmed in the town I went to college in, but mostly bc of Mikey.

[teenlingo]

Mikey is my favorite movie character of all time

[pretorious700]

@teenlingo him and Torgo

[Daelock]

This is a very sobby movie...

[MrJohndoakes]

At 4:14 she vaguely looks like Peggy Olsen from "Mad Men"....

I've seen wet paper towls hold up better than Mikey!

[CHCHuser]

Mikey is a freaking wimp. NERD!!!!

[westben2000]

does anyone love the generic guitar riff that plays between scenes?

[vonzigle]

Mikey's down! MEDIC!

[vonzigle]

@proudravenclaw95 It's actually funnier--it goes "How did you get unchained?" :-)

[WeAretheWalrii]

"Oh, Jimmy!" I LOL hard whenever Crow says that

[mrpig408]

Could anyone post a non-MST3K version of Teenage Strangler? The Something Weird DVD is out of print and I would really like to see this film compleat and uncut. Anyone have a Something Weird copy of this film they want to sell?

[hunk123459]

the more i hear and look at mickey the urge to kill him rises

[priceman141]

PANZY-GRAM!

[zangetsu134]

2 people wonder how mike and joel could eat and breath in space

[MichRockHop81108]

@zangetsu134 fuck your gay thumb comment bitch. I hit dislike just to spit it in your face

[KillerHelix]

@MichRockHop81108 It's just a show, you should really just relax.

[MichRockHop81108]

@KillerHelix I comment on everyones thumb comments which suck. It has nothing to do with the subject matter.

[GrizDrummer25]

PANSY-GRAM!

[ayerjake]

@GrizDrummer25 LOL PANSEY GRAM !!!

[nokomarie1963]

Mickey has the most fascinating accent.

[GrizDrummer25]

@nokomarie1963 its like a gay southern nerd with a little canadian in him lol

[applebonker141]

I dunno if anybody has brought it up but Mikey reminds me of Kurt from "Glee" and vice versa.

Mikey's my favorite part of this movie, though. Those parts make me LMAO.

HEY, he kind of looks like Rivers Cuomo too, I just noticed.

[vonzigle]

The host segment around 7:00 is one of MST's classics! Mike N is a fantastic impersonator...

GAWD, I love technology!! But it can't explain the boom shadow at 4:24, what about it?!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Mickey's acting is all with his head! Especially in the stinger!

[bluecatky]

I have never been a bully by nature. But I swear to God, watching this clip makes me want to build a time machine and teleport myself back to 1964, just so I can find this whiny kid Mikey and punch him in the face! :-P

An another note, on the IMDB I looked up the actor who played Mikey (John Humphries) and apparently this movie was his only acting credit. Gee, I just can't imagine why! ROFL

[02chevyguy]

I watched the movie.  I never saw anything about a bike .

[texbear21]

TheOriginal Nerd

[02chevyguy]

What the hell kind of note can you write in 5 seconds?

[02chevyguy]

My God! Didn't it sound like Mikey was imitating Betty at 6:18? He was WAAAAY too dramatic.

I also like the "is he giving birth" comment at 138!

[kdraper2007]

A young Tom Garrison. "It's my fault, not yours mmmmKay!

[kdraper2007]

give it to Mikey. " He won't eat it, he hates everything!" "HEY He Likes it! Hey Mikey!"

[TimelordR]

LEEAVE MIKEEY ALOOOONNNE!!!

[anemicroyaltea69]

*ding dong* Ehh....PANSY GRAM...eehhh

[Feckinpaddy29]

It says, "please knee this kid in the groin."

[Feckinpaddy29]

Oh god he's at 10!!

[shadetreader]

Alas, Elijah Wood was born too late to pay this delightful role... <3

[tenfed1861]

"The Amish kids beat me up again"

[winkydotme]

mikey is my grandmothers brother for reals!

[RushReamsBoyz]

@winkydotme Oh, you got to tell us something about him!

[jigsawsviapprentice]

@winkydotme really? 0.o

[PooPoo2U]

@JonnyRic07: yea, Zap Rowsdower is always the man you want on your side, I will grant you that... but as for being an effeminate pansy, it's kinda apples and oranges.

i mean, troy is a huge pansy, but mikey is like his own gender, so i think he gets an unfair advantage, haha

[jigsawsviapprentice]

@PooPoo2U LMAO!

[PooPoo2U]

@JonnyRic07: no one is worse than troy mcgreggor you hear me, NO ONE!!!!

[fatima1009]

He didn't steal no bike either!!!

[193and]

effiminant southern accents are so funny.

[MrCombat1965]

@193and And annoying. I work with a guy with a strong Texas accent that includes a lisp.

[snoobeagle]

@193and heh, effEMINATE, uneducated Northeastern accents are funnier.

[giuseppi77]

Imagine the Harry Potter references they could make today with Mikey.

[DaJinx1]

Omg, mikey is the best!

[uh0oo]

I wana see more Mike damnit.

[DIYWMD]

Bahahaha. It's like the gay dude from family guy growing up

[02chevyguy]

@DIYWMD Nah, I think Stewie would be a bit more butch than Mikey.

[daflotsam]

03:29 That's what she said.

[TheCruel]

4:20 But what about the boom shadow that just crossed down on us?

[fishgul69]

mistress aisha????? lol

[garryOBJ]

Mikeys Down!! MEDIC!!

[kmandew]

Mikey:: "Jimmy, can I come in?"

Jimmy: : "No"

Mikey:: "I wanna make you feel better."

[kmandew]

"I'm Ok Jimmy...he hardly hit me."

[mjs3888]

Charles Nelson Reilly, Jr. If that was even possible.

[hurikayne1]

Jim Cornette: The Early Years.......

[princesstamika]

@hurikayne1 Lol! +1 That will never not be funny. Poor Corny. I always think of him when i see this.

[spase667]

"Mistress Ayesha, I'm here for my beating."

[Sammyjeans123]

Pansey-gram nice

[dressupjesus]

Mikey has a vaguely southern accent while Jimmy does not... why?

[devospud]

yeah, mr B natural definitely needs to 'straighten' mikey out.

[thisiscowshit1001]

"Hey it's wet here"  eewwwww

[BluTrilobite]

"How did you get unchained?" LOL Too funny!! (^_^)

[garryOBJ]

Lol I love this show and this episode.....

[300daysandnights]

hahah what about the boom shadow that just crossed behind us

[Crazy56U]

Mikey - The World's Greatest Dweeb!

[Todd200]

@PenultimateRun I did!

[creativeinsult]

HOSE these two off! lol

[BlasphemousApples]

This is what happens when you send your sons as toddlers to pageants.

[c0nman101]

i think mikey grew up to be pat from snl

[damnyoustamos]

Jesus, even Mr. B. Natural is more masculine than this kid.

[GusF]

"The Amish kids beat me up again!"

[PooPoo2U]

i always thought it was weird as hell that Lieutenant Anderson in this movie was played by a guy named John Ensign. do you think the directors knew that ensigns are the naval equivalent to lieutenants? hahaha

[Trollinyouhard666]

@PooPoo2U You fail at naval ranks and should be beaten with an oar. The Navy has lieutenants. There are three ranks with lieutenant in them LTJG, LT, LCDR.

[PooPoo2U]

@Trollinyouhard666: where in my comment did i say the navy DIDN'T have lieutenants? to be exact, what i said is that ensigns are the equivalent of lieutenants, which is completely accurate as both second lieutenants and ensigns carry OF-1.

so please, if you're going to troll, perhaps you yourself should check up on your facts.

[Trollinyouhard666]

@PooPoo2U successful troll is successful, you mad I win

[PooPoo2U]

@Trollinyouhard666: mad? hardly.

[christopher81818]

98 pound weaklings kick sand in Mikey's face.

[MrFascisthunter]

@ 6:10 The funniest shit ever.

[pretorious700]

"no more pretending you're Lord Byron"- that one is completely from left field-I laugh every time i hear it.

[briancalibergbmd]

Mikey looks like a young Calvert DeForest (Larry "Bud" Melman) from Letterman

[jcReno19]

"Jimmy....am I blooming?"  xD

[SunnuvaSunnuvaSailor]

I think we found Waldo...

[crescentfreshbret]

I love that one of the tags is "doofus." :)

[sugreev2001]

Man,Mikey is as classic as Torgo.

[jcReno19]

Pansy-gram! xD

[theyetidude]

Who is the fruit-cake to vote 'thumbs down' for this riff-terpiece? Only one person should ever do such a thing and that would be the "guy" who played Mikey himself.

[electrogeek77]

Now I get what Homer meant by "Damn Weiner Kid". Yipes stripes!

[Shemassault]

I think Mikey's parents raised him like that for shits n giggles.

[ghosttrain2066]

nerds always make great jokes mst3k

[SteevDragon67]

"I think I'm a hermaphrodite"! LOL!

[tsartodd]

Mikey = a pre-pubescent Elvis Costello.

[smartbunny]

Mikey is the original indie-rock emo kid!

[MrDartz]

You know at one point, I thought Mikey was putting on an act, and HE was the killer.

[Kinemacolour]

The scriptwriters were apparently not that creative.

[smartbunny]

THAT would have been excellent! I think the filmmakers were more interested in pushing the Yipes Stripes angle.

[VolaticusDiabolus]

It probably would've made more sence that way.

[WeAretheWalrii]

@MrDartz That would have been a fantastic ending, actually.

[SteevDragon67]

What's scary is that I wore horn rims like mikey when I was little! LOL! If you want to be ridiculed and ostracized, those things are guaranteed to do that!

[pretorious700]

Yeah, I got blackmailed by pictures of me about that age with the same dorky glasses.....I guess my parents secretly loathed me.

[tsartodd]

Mikey is a total homo.

[corderoy17]

my God! how have I never seen this one? LOL

[MrPsychic8472]

It's like Mikey's in an abusive relationship with his brother..

[BlueEyes7452]

"Good Lord, who IS this clown?"

[MrMayhem3k]

but..what about the boom shadow that just crossed my eyes? xD

[PyrozPlayground]

Now the whole ugly mess will come out again! Hey don't talk about Mikey that way... LMAO

[Tackyonetwo]

"Hey....it's wet here!!"

[Okoa]

Ahhh, good ol' Mikey. XD

[SteevDragon67]

best line "pansy gram"!

[smsteve888]

I think I'm barren!

[rxkingd]

"Clang clang clang went the trolley!" LAMO

[divineplan]

ooh I'm a teenage stranglin' man haha thats good shit

[untitleme61]

@6:24 "Good Lord, who is this clown?"....LOLZ

[uglyengineer]

Right around these frames he looks like he's about to bite his finger and burst out in tears too. He's the femmi version of Harry Potter.

[Redbob86]

My whole life, I never understood the point of bullying kids. Now it all makes sense.

[ArrantPrac]

Man, if Mikey and Wanda from Alien from L.A. had a baby it would be the most unbearably annoying kid ever.

[MSTmike3k]

Dude, that's a funny comment. I love it!

[Adamgontierfan19]

Ladies and Gentlemen Mikey the inspiration for the character of Denny from The Room

[pdlbean]

haha. Awesome.

[godzilloid]

This is sooo painful.

[camolanphy]

I didn't upload no videos neither!

[Adamgontierfan19]

(the camera cuts to Jimmy which gives us an unwanted few of his legs)

Mike Servo and Crow: AHHH!!!

Servo (as Mikey) I think I'm a hermaphrodite

[DonMack279]

Wooooooooooah Im a Teenage Stranling man

[purpleshamrock17]

"Dad said no...but i've got my TGI Friday's outfit on"

"please give me a swirlie"

"Jimmy...am I blooming?"

"Let's see...please knee this kid in the groin"

[smsteve888]

" I think we found waldo"

truer words were never spoken

[CaptMARNEY]

I love Tom's mocking sob noises

[csfrost]

Stephen Colbert... The vulnerable years.

[GoblinXXX]

"Now the whole ugly mess will come out again!"

Hey, don't talk about Mikey that way!

[seanThree16]

"What did ya want me ta look uuup?"

"I'm so sorry Jimmy!"

[crackerjohnnybravo42]

PANSEY-GRAM!!!.... HA!!!

[JoelandtheBots]

I think Mikey is its own gender.

[RoyStorey]

I wish they made a Mikey spinoff movie.

[TheJinxrr]

This is funny. I like it VERY MUCH.

[GoblinXXX]

(Almost as much as boot-blacking!)

[Rizza2k4]

AND I LIKE IT VERY MUCH!

[paulabo123]

the armish kids beat me up again LOL