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  • nice hat

  • what she doing ?...my grandma can also do that

  • I LIKE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @daoriginaljay imeanthe sample shes scratching

  • you never learn anything from expert village

  • Fuck me!! Try in Fast Motion!!!!

  • She needs to be using the classic "Ahhhhh" or the "Frreshhh" samples. I can barely hear this one.

  • shocking lol

  • hahahaha

    

  • i read a guy say some shit like "village idiot" a while back. i found it hilarious. id like to add that if your going to scratch then have your tables battle style. props on the m5g's, just got them myself. Greatest turntables on the face of man (owned 1200 mk2 and 1200 m3d prior to M5G's)

  • expert villiage has no experts lol

  • learn how to scratch, then come back to youtube -_-

  • haha 1:52

  • you guys are "ratards"

  • Got a hard on but learned nothing....

  • this is doo doo. need to thumbs up the @shinyless comment. those Qbert videos are actually helpful.

  • "how to scratch like a DJ" ahahahah i'm still laughing

  • WTF is "expert" village... Here's a good one click flare tutorial: watch?v=9_Hx9HCVdVw

  • Thanxz for your demo. Hope to see more wit ya in em.

  • ahhahahahah.....strasno...male­cka batali to to nije za tebe

  • DONT USE THAT STUPPID THING JUST SPIN IT ! :D

  • the crossfader wasnt in the middle at the start

  • expertvillage? more like amateurvillage.

  • WACK!!!!

  • WACK

    

  • ROFL! She probably doesn't even dj that was like the worst timing ever. lol. ......FLARE FAIL

  • super hot!

  • You gotta be kidding.....

  • This has to be one of the worst tutorials ever.

  • shes TRYING to show us

  • Can't wait to see your 3 click orbits, you retard!!!

  • hahahahhahah

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  • thank you for that nice video, i asked me all the time how to do, i thougt i have to push the "scratch" button, but there was noone...now i know how to do and will be the best dj ever

  • it's as funny as ridiculous

  • those are chirps.

  • Just cause your parents put together Technics back in the old country doesn't mean you can "try to scratch".

  • @ruslanio thats racist sucka

  • this is a brilliant example why shouldn't learn to scratch from the internet.

  • dog shit ... should be called retard village

  • 42 seconds in she says "sorry"? wtf? and then @ 1:32 "its kind of difficult so u have to keep practicing over and over again..." ur right U do need to keep practicing! quit posing girl! all us real dj's see right thru u. this shit is so weak i actually feel sorry for u!

  • .....I would........

  • the music in the background is way better!!i rather hear that than her...djing at the mall?! reallyy..go somewhere real where people who are gonna dance to the music u mix..pshh sell those to me!!

  • btw i love her..... :D

  • very sad... oh my

  • "TRYING" to show us a "BASIC" scratch... how can you be an expert if you'd TRY BASICS.. you just do them.. HER UNCLE PROBABLY MANUFACTURED THE DECKS...

  • horrible

  • Read wikipedia article about scratching, Make an expertvillage video...

  • u shoul be called dj shit not shy

  • whoop whoop i did this the first day i bought my decks wot a croc o shit as we say here in ireland fuck sake love if youre gonna teach someone somethin make sure u know how 2 do it first sad sad sad sad sad sad sad girl

  • ROOOOFL, seriously man, i'm wondering where the dj - my ass - shy  spins, so awful !

  • sounds like a fart

  • NICE SET UP BUT FUKED UP OWNER !!!

  • this is sad

  • Need to have those decks in Battle Position! =p

  • I hope she gets her decks stolen, and the people who do take them make more use of them than she is right now

  • my dad used to let me scratch on his turn tables when i was only 3 yrs and i had to stand on a chair to reach the turn tables and i think i was better that her.

  • @ 0:50 Man I dont hear shit. This is wack. I bet if you did it topless it would make this so much better.

  • hahahahah

  • WTF is that ???????????????

  • thats the worst flare ive ever seen!!! terrible

  • REALLY DID SHE WATCH QBERT'S HOW TO VIDEO BEFORE SHE LEFT THE HOUSE?

    WOW

  • AAAAAHAHAHAHHAA NOT A FLARE!!!!!!

  • that shit sux!!!!!!!!

  • bua q mala!!!

  • TURN AWAY CHILDREN!!!

  • please everyone here, stop wasting your time, and look up some of djangelo's scratch tutorials

  • WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • wicky wicky wack.

  • you guys say horrible things, don't be so quick to call yourselves out, you would not be watching this video if you where a pro!!!

  • Stay in the kitchen and bedroom and off the decks :)

  • waste of time !!

  • and what exactly is basic about a flare scratch??? last time i checked the one click was a pretty advanced scratch.... and if it's so basic why has she made such a mess of it!!!!!!!!!!

  • terrible

  • get a rane!

  • find the beginning of the song? it's a sample dumbass.

  • really??? jesus christ... this is ridiculous

  • I'd let her suck my d!ck, but never touch my decks...

  • @djdaveott hahah hell yeaa

  • Not cussing female tablists, but she isn't that great.

    Shortee, Tyra, and Short-e to name a few a very good female tablists

  • :D Wow. Amazing Flares

  • hm epic

  • LOL =S

  • hahahahah , this dumb girl couldent even find the play button ........

  • da dumb ass bitch don't know wa shes doing

  • Biaaaaatch you can`t scratch....and ah btw have you heard that there are a lot of flares....you got no clue right.

    What you`re doing should be a one click flare i guess..start with an open fader(like orbit/2click, 3 clicks and o.g flares too) and do one click at the forward and one click at the backward movement...or the otherway around that would be a reverse one click flare.

    Expert village sucks!!!

  • OMG WTF is that :D Very bad samples so very bad noise

  • Flare Scratch - EPIC FAIL!

  • OMG  Expert Village FAIL!!!

  • She just chose probably the worst sample for flare scratch.

  • Damn these "Expert Village" people have no idea WTF there doing!!!

  • Yeah she sucks!!!

  • haha damn she sucks!!!!

  • Um , Has she even seen this video. They must boo this lady when she Dj's. If you wanna see a real dj check out Dj Flipside or Q Bert. This girl is trash.

  • lmao, sorry this is just really funny, sounds like me the first day i got my turntables

  • why u guys so hatting ,,,,this lady looks sweet and doing her best ,,,show some fukn appreciation faggots .....

  • i really wish the name of this poster was not "Expert Village". The fact that all of these videos are shot in a retail store with music conflicting and distracting in the back, is horrible.. just to start on the list of criticism..

  • keyword "trying to show you how" haha

  • she should practise more before she want to teach or show anything to anyone :-)

  • she s really talented...not!

  • no honey not at all

  • what a fucking wannabe that flare isnt even correct.

    fucking hack

  • sexy

  • at least .ummmmmmmmmmm i forgot what i was gunna said.

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  • wtf

  • id like to shoot a flare off on her chest...

  • fake'n the funk!

  • FUCK YOU!

  • What a Dumb Bitch..... She def is not a Real DJ She is straight Trash.

  • wtf ? that doesnt teach you anything ?

  • WTF? this is like a disgrace to DJs. Look at this rating. SMH she needs to get a day job and stick to it. im sorry lady.

  • DJ FAIL

  • wow....

  • wtf? expertvillage ^^ muahahaha

    kidding people xD

  • but... does'nt matter cus she's hot ;)

  • i love the way she calls it a basic scratch and she cant do it for shit. that aint an original flare anyway.

    what a dumbass

  • i can flare on virtual dj better than that

  • dj shy is using serato scratch based from the label on the vynil haha! peace!

  • Are you serious? This is good for laughs.

  • wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffff???????????????????­??

  • Seriosly wow she sucks haha

  • she the illest turntablist on the planet

  • please turn the tables the other way really bugging me.

  • Don't get it twisted she fine tho......

  • Wow, I can't flare yet and I got it down better that that

  • booooo...

  • more quality from expert village!! haha

  • the turntable set up is killing me..!!!!! SIDEWAYS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!1 PLEASE!!!!!!

  • i like the other asian dj better... (dj qbert FTW)

  • wtf? hahaha

  • vielleicht erstmal selber lernen bevor man versucht etwas zu erklären ^^

  • she's scratching with the bass on the EQ ON... what a silly sally! that's a school boy error right there. and she's supposed to be a professional

  • shes using pitch lock on her control vinyl, if you do that you dont need to eq down your bass

  • if she had a baby...that little baby wouldnt get milk

  • EPIC FAIL

  • NICE HAT???? head far too small

  • what the hell is up with your turntable position?

  • LMFAO

  • This is Hilarious... LMFAO

  • she sucks!!!

  • hahahahahahha funny

  • you probably couldnt do wonders, its poor, no balanced outputs, bad crossfader curve, the only thing its got going for it is effects..

  • she could sell me beach front property in Tennessee ..she kinda sexy, well any chick on a turntable whether she sux or not is a turn on !

  • LOL

  • That is wack babygirl. Your 2 click flares are too slow and you didn't even show anyone 4 click flares.

  • Wow, Ive been scratching for 2.5days and even my flairs sound better, no joke

  • bullshit video.... damn i could do wonders with a mixer like that!!!!

  • she is a bitch, not a dj

  • I have that mixer, I love it! however this video sucked balls.. if females are smarter than guys why do they suck at DJing? lol

  • check out djs Lady D, Collete, or Heather from Chicago

  • why...why do people insist on teaching when they don't know what they're talking about. This is what made you the talk of the town in LA? Booooo!!! Hissss!! Boooo!!!

  • kiddi-shit....she suckz....

  • come over my house honey ill show u how to position ur hands on my crossfader

  • oué la "prof"

  • lol and she looks real pleased with herself at the end. 'expert' village? what a bunch of frauds

  • ma vai a sukare un po di uccelli dj!!!!!!!

  • i could learn more from a blank piece of paper.. you studder way to much n you cant speak smoothly so juss stop talkin

  • i feel so much better now

  • lol.....what a terd. she sucks!

  • turd*

  • lol what an amazing dj:)i wonder how long shes been playing!

  • This bitch is fucking clueless and expert village has the most god awful videos on youtube. What a waste this was.

  • ya pretty much

  • Thats pretty much what a flare is.??? U didnt do anything..LMAO... Yo, U should hang yourself for making this video... Sounds like your first time on turntables.

  • HELL YE DJ STARSCREAM IS THE SHIT

  • u only can do it on slow motion????

  • she shood put some pazaz into this...take note from sid wilson

  • this is amazing

  • 2:08 OMG :D

  • just a tip for you dj shy! please don't quick your day job to become a dj! an what are you doing djing in a clothes shop?

  • Christ! Are you Paid to do this?

  • oh my god this is unbelievable

  • don´t teach if u cant scratch

  • dj shy or dj shame??

  • hahahahha! my turtle doesn't wear so trendy megacool as this girl but can scratch better. look her hands!! almost never touched a turntable!!!

  • Well hell if this is the flare scratch I've been flaring a long time....HAHAHA!

  • a little bit boring

  • this is some funny shit.

    10/10 for comedy value

    im trying to find more dj shy scratching tutorials cos this is just so good

  • wtf? my cat is better than that!