How to skip school the easy way

[2011jatt]

cause im typing this comment and its 10oclock am u should assume i skipped school

[skellens42]

0:39 pack pack lol

[HeartlezzDreamer]

my teacher alwqys says "there is a student sick today si their at home resting or as i.like to call it, goofing off"

[pussiepie1470]

you 'prolly' can't? i see why you skip school

[M9D6N3]

i tried that yestrday insiad i siad docter is no shot my mom siad your going to school i stabed my toe fell back on the floor and i choldn,t get up so i got to stay home;)

[blind123yeah]

is it just my school that calls home saying "your daughter was not in school today"?!?

[slimshady4everr]

the fuck? why wont you just fake sick...

[papercreator81]

@TheRealCleoDeNile are you an adult? school is so horrible that us kids dont care how we end up you dont understand how boring it is we should not have to go to school cause adults dont have to us kids are human beings this is not fair

[1111kazkaz]

When I skipped school with letter I wrote:My father is at the emergency room in hospital and my mother is to prison, the police asked me to stay at their station and faked mom's sig. It wasn't supposed to be skip, just to troll the teacher but it worked.

[ILOVEMYDOG458]

all rise for the youtube national anthom

[Tails26Kid]

@ILOVEMYDOG458 *Rises*

[dancingstar1202]

Lol, my dad just writes it on the computer, so it not really him signing it he just types his name

[MRKILLALLNOOBS]

To make you feel sick quick, eat ice cream sprinkled with salt and pepper. Then drink milk.

[pimpingpete]

my school calls home if you miss a single period haha... but i still just walk out the front gate, and tell my parents i was there and that they messed up on role or something

[xXLocomotiveXx]

my fucking school calls home whenever you miss a period

[Tails26Kid]

@xXLocomotiveXx I Was An Honor Student Mind You And I Didn't Miss Any Days Well Except 2 But Still I Went For All Week Until My Graduation Night

[XXCRAZYXXKOOLKID]

@zoblix i do the EXACT same thing lol,watz your xbl gamertag?

[ramonamajidi]

or just tell ur parents I DONT WANA GO 2 school

[Tgtopsecret1]

Great idea man ^^ by they way did you know that Sarah palin- FORGERY IS ILLIGAL!!!!!! Oh shit how did that spill out?

[BrunetteBunnyDannii]

but what if ur mum makes u go skl -_-

[comeonfhqwhgads1]

* father*

[comeonfhqwhgads1]

Um, my dater drives me to school every day

[stevenhamlin1000]

i called the school once i said "mr principal i can't make it to school i'm sidetracked doing something" he said "doing what" i said "your wife"

[Tails26Kid]

@stevenhamlin1000 Jonathan: I Was Sick For 2 Days It Wasn't Fun Being Sick Having A Sore Throat and Clogged Up Nose and Running Nose When I Got Better I Went Back

[kindarandommuch]

If I spell REUNION like the way you did "reuinon" there is no way I'm getting out of school

[ThatBurnedReview]

Best way to skip school get everything you need in your room turn off the alarm clocks and sleep if no one wakes you up if someone does just act sleepy and say you fell asleep at 5:30 and that you are very exausted and your headhurts your mom will probably let you go or you can just say: Mom I forgot i have history today i didn learn the new Lesson and he is goin to ask me about it can you all the school and tell them that i am felling sick your mom wil be concerned about your grade and let you

[IWillMakeUMyBitch]

@ThatBurnedReview Or just sit in the bathroom and keep the door locked. Lol.

[Bears55533]

pack pack?

[zoblix]

Just fake illness... I do it all the time. Like the other day, I made sure I had my iPod, xbox etc in my room, and acted as though i was going to bed at 7pm cos i wasn't feeling right, my mum just left me to lie in through the morning withou question

[harris0n5]

I just stay at home and if I my dad rings I say that I have just woke up and I'm going now them take the longest walk ever to school and it should be last lesson.

[liamp3626]

i jst sit in the toilets all day

[toughcookie409]

i drove to school and i slept in my car and hid under the back seat i'm only 16 lolz and i woke up at 2:06 and played my DS for 1 and a half hours and it was 3:10 so i left lolz!!

[Sharpercircle]

I think you might have done this trick a little too much just by looking at how you spell things.

[mrgamerhunter]

wow

[gavinc12]

-Is now coughing loudly-

[BloXboX37]

Faggots .. Faggots everywhere.

Why not just call and say " HURR DURR I AM FUCKING SICK CANNOT COMEKTHXBAILOL " Its that fucking easy. Or just fucking skip the school and deal with the consequences just like me instead of actualy giving a fuck you can just chill .. The .. Fuck .. OUT

[MyCatTalksToMe]

Stupid spell check I meant to put purses and it put tirade? Lol

[MyCatTalksToMe]

Me and my friend go to school super early and once both of us are there we just walk right out of school (and we wear our regular clothes and take out tirade instead of backpacks so we don't look like were ditching) because when it's early no ones in the hallways and once were out of school we run to the nearest store which is HEB :P but my friend calls her 20 year old cousin who doesn't work and we go to the mall or the eat or somethin :D it's so fun

[stillgotmyswag]

Wow so much for me skipping school I go to school every day unless I really a sick cus my dads the principle

[theaquagod]

WOW PRINCIPAL CAUGHT ME CUZ HE CAME TO MY HOUSE ZOMG. (PS he my next door neighbor i told him i was at a funeral in Chicago and then he caught me playing b-ball

[Tails26Kid]

@theaquagod When I Was Actually Sick I Knew That This Can Keep Me Out Of School For 2 Days

[EverElectrify]

Guys my dad works from 7am to 4pm so If I don't feel like goin to skool I just sit on my laptop in the basement till he leaves

[XvFALLENSKATERvX]

I can just call the school and say I'm not coming cuz I sound just like my dad

[Brand21Productions]

@XvFALLENSKATERvX Lucky lol

[ZeppyLike]

thats... smart! ofc! Thank you! Now they won't call home :D

[pie2000j]

how would u write the note to make it look like ur parents wrote it, because i have bad hand writing and my mom and dad have good hand writing!!

[KoreanJ97]

@pie2000j Type the note on the computer then sign the name at the bottom of it

[DwayneHawkCP]

I just skipped it today! My parent's are at work and i just went too mah skewl and bak.

[LoveHeart5526]

I tried it and they phoned up my mum asking

[JesterIsMLG666]

@LoveHeart5526 lol omg me to

[Mikki8596]

@LoveHeart5526 that's fucked up lolz

[camwestbb1]

i did it my way worked better

[daddysgirl836]

Haha I don't have to lie I just say I'm not feeling good or that I didn't finish my homework and that it was due the day I dot want to go ( by homework I mean projects).

[Mw2Snipeshot360]

All i have to say is "I dont feel good" and they let me stay home

[supercool918]

my life is easy i ask my mom and here how it goes:

Me: Mom can i not go to school?

Mom: why not?

Me:I just dont want to

Mom: *stares at me for 5 seconds* ok just dont play computer just watch T.V

Me:No im gonna go back to sleep *closes door* (plays halo 3)

[xxEmoPrincessxx680]

@supercool918

:O your sooooo lucky! If i said that i dont want to go to school, my mum would shout and say "No your going to school blah blah!" -_- so i just pretend i dont feel well....i get away with it though >:]

[623callum]

@supercool918 your mums the best

[Abdawgggg]

@supercool918

Everyone step back! we got a badass in the building.

[mincraft4real]

@supercool918 ye, play games instead of getting a education, cya on the street when your asking strangers for food! PS: diabetic foot ulcher's got me here, so "your the one who clicked it" dont work on me

[supercool918]

@mincraft4real err.. that was when I was young and I was tricky back then...then I grew up, had friends and understand education is cool and using the computer 1/4 of the day

I only make those reasons when I feel like I dont want to go to school. P.S. Dont jump to conclusions ^^

[mincraft4real]

@supercool918 your comment is only 1 year old, and the first thing you said was like "then i grew up" like "i used to comment videos, but then i grew up"

[supercool918]

@mincraft4real 1 year olds dont type! and doesn't matter anywayz as long as I go to school nuff said

[mincraft4real]

@supercool918 -.- your just plain dumb right? i said "your comment is 1 year old," not "your comment is from a 1 year old kid" , learn to read, porkchop said

[supercool918]

@mincraft4real Now for the Original user's reply. I don't care if the comment is one year old

It can take me less than 12 months to change and try to overcome my fears in school

[MrJohnthu]

skip school is bad for your homeworks

[optimuswhat]

@MrJohnthu

you can die from homework.... someones dog died from it

[theaquagod]

@optimuswhat lol

[kelthusfan]

@IvoSelfTV no dude,you can't die of it. you want to know why? problary. because,when u hold ur breath untill you can't take it anymore,you fall asleep (i dont know what it is called in english,but you fall in....well,you fall asleep:P) but when you sleep,you automaticly starts breathing. like 20% of those who wants to commit suicide makes it:S only 20%

[coolboii54321]

Thanx it worked so good

[warrocklhacker]

LOL i know the best way, this is what i do:) sit down make paper aero planes throw bits of rubber at people in front :) ask to go to toilet sleep till teacher asks u to get up, if they say im gona refer you for sleeping in class just say i just had physical education:)

[MichEier]

I can say im PRO at skipping school now :L Last year ( i was 13/14) i skipped school almost everyday! (ikr its bad) and i know two good ways to skip school, or even 3, they work 100% and you get no trouble for that :D Wann kno how? Send me Private Messge

[TheNecroSubber]

Or do it this way:

1. If u know how 2 throw up

2. hold ur breath for a LONG time and u will eventually pass out

[theaquagod]

@TheNecroSubber lol i tried that and i passed out in front of this screen and my mom found out.

[robmaldonado21]

This will probably get you grounded when the school calls and says is the reunion over

[pwncapone]

all u hav 2 do is walk out when people are coming in in the morning and dont look nervous. Then skip and get a late pass from the office like u wer late. worked 4 me

[link1617]

i want to skip school but to scared LOL (i hate school)

[mronissopwnage]

@link1617 just do it who cares....but be sneaky

[clubpenguinlova100]

wikid i do this all the time last week i wrote a note saying my house went on fire and we had to move into our antuise house i mised a whole week

[TheJack1998]

<===3

[seetheboyonthestreet]

I wrote my mum died and my uncle signed it.. I mised a whole week <33333

[theaquagod]

@seetheboyonthestreet wtf is ur uncle a tard?

[StageForHire]

@seetheboyonthestreet

Wow. That's really really really fucked up.

[harrybutler12]

@seetheboyonthestreet thats sick like in the nasty way

[623callum]

@seetheboyonthestreet man thats just not right

[Tails26Kid]

@623callum I Didn't Miss Any Days Of School When I Went Well Maybe 2 Both Of Them I Was Sick

[xXShadowRejectsXx]

i cant do this kuz every period in class i miss they call home and their like " (SO AND SO) missed period : 1-8) LOL!

[TheMask180]

YO I KNOW!!!! this shit is only good for elementary, ugh

[snowyangel97]

@xXShadowRejectsXx Oh amn that sucks. Do they do that even after you have given in a note ? Like, u could put on the note that its like a mini trip or vacation and you wont be home, then they wont ring. Because 'you wont be there' Lol. xxx Good Luck Trying. :)

[xXEXODUSXx1]

@xXShadowRejectsXx MINE TOO xD

[ramonamajidi]

@xXShadowRejectsXx ooooooo im home schooled but ITS BORING !!!!!!!

[TehSocialLife]

@xXShadowRejectsXx If you get home before yer parents do after school... go home, go to the answering machine and delete the message before they get there :DD

[tjwizz49]

im doing it right now so far its working

[Tails26Kid]

@tjwizz49 Jonathan: Mine Was Different On March 11 2010 My Grandma Had 1 Hour To Live Note: I Was In School At The Time I Was Informed By The Office That Barbara Was Here To Pick Me Up I Knew This Couldn't Be Good When I Got Home Barbara Told Me That Opal Passed Away At 2:00 In The Afternoon I Broke Down and Cried I Felt Helpless Trapped Scared and Frightened I'm Over It Now

[greaseystuff500]

lol nce!